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Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.

Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.

A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy.

Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit.

Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all the lost items.

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver.

Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit.

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.".

When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired.

Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women.

Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.

The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.

Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants.

With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.

Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.

Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.

The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.

South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town.

Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.

When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.

Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.

At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant.

With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance.

Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman.

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver.

Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit.

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.".

When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired.

Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women.

Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.

Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis.

Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him.

When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies.

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S.

Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect.

After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker.

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.

The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.

Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.

A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.

The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.

Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.

Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.

Butters is determined to get his first kiss, so his friends won't make fun of him.

The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.

Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all the world's dolphins and whales.

The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.

The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Cartman discovers his father's identity.

A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.