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Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

When a wardrobe lady has a problem, Gracie tries to help her.

Gracie thinks George is going to buy her a plane for their wedding anniversary.

Jack crashes a set where James Stewart is working.

Jack puts on his annual amateur-talent show.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) arrives unannounced with the mothers (guest stars Naomi Stevens, Carol Veazie and Cheerio Meredith) of three of McHale's men on the day of a festival.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns McHale (Ernest Borgnine) to permanent duty as a liaison officer to the British Navy. With Tim Conway.

Betty is accepted by a self-appointed group of "acceptable" students.

An elderly man is forced to accept reality when Kathy crashes his dream world.

Mr. Wilson's plan to keep Dennis in his own house and away from him by teaching him to collect money backfires.

Mr. Wilson wants to be park commissioner.

Deirdre, Steve's sister, insists that Susie be sent to an elocution school.

A tycoon talks his wife into sponsoring a historical pageant.

Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial.

Esmeralda's wacky witchcraft causes Paul Revere to ride again.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Jewel thieves pursue Jo and Blair in Australia; Beverly Ann rekindles an old romance.

The jewel thief steals Natalie's knapsack.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm.

Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York.

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Lester hides his famous houseguest's (Marvelous Marvin Hagler) identity to protect their business deal.

In order to save a big business deal, George has to wait on Florence and Ralph.

Louise causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny when she starts acting like a mother-in-law.

The Willises' formula for an improved marriage almost ruins the Jeffersons'.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

The usual loonies arrive during the full moon, including a man who swears he's turning into a werewolf.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Actor James Stewart; actor Garry Shandling.

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.

Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau.

Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial.

Esmeralda's wacky witchcraft causes Paul Revere to ride again.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Gracie's Uncle Harvey invents a plant-food solution with an amazing effect.

Gracie begins making sightseeing plans when she finds George reading a play that will open in London.

Jack wants Harlow to escort the sponsor's daughter.

Jack recalls how he discovered Dennis Day.

Memorial services are conducted for McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew when they are presumed killed in action. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) schemes to have McHale (Ernest Borgnine) transferred to the U.S. to instruct at a PT-boat school.

Jim has problems handling a young man he is supposed to be helping.

A kindly Spanish man adopts the Andersons and becomes their gardener.

Dennis hears that Miss Cathcart needs a good friend.

Dennis picks Mr. Wilson as the subject for an essay about his best friend.

Hazel's false praise of Steve drives him to let her go.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

A lovesick warlock named Waldo conjures up his own Samantha; Larry see's Waldo and the other Samantha.

Esmeralda sends Samantha back to 17th-century Salem; Darrin must go back in time to get her.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Natalie goes under cover as an ROTC cadet to get a news story.

Social worker Jo raises funds to save her new job.

Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

The Jenkins agree to take on a college student, who turns out to be 11 years old.

Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds as to whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

Actor Buddy Hackett; actor John Lithgow.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney.

Drew (Drew Carey) meets a woman on the Internet who ignites his sexual passion; Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) progresses in rehab.

A lovesick warlock named Waldo conjures up his own Samantha; Larry see's Waldo and the other Samantha.

Esmeralda sends Samantha back to 17th-century Salem; Darrin must go back in time to get her.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Alice and Vera beg Mel to hire a replacement for Flo, meanwhile the diner gets a visit from past waitress Belle, an aspiring song writer.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Gracie tries to help an auto mechanic with his women troubles.

A magazine article prompts Gracie to try to uncover George's secret vice.

Jack gives new hope to his old violin teacher, Professor LeBlanc.

Peter, Paul and Mary adapt the folklore of Jack Benny to a song.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's (Ernest Borgnine) aid in commandeering a native tribe to work on the Taratupa airstrip. With Tim Conway.

A photographer (guest star Arte Johnson) is assigned to McHale's boat to take battle-action pictures. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim considers buying an island when the family starts complaining at home.

Margaret takes an impulsive shopping trip.

Dennis asks to have Tommy's saxophone.

While their house is being fumigated, the Wilsons sleep over at the Mitchells'; when Dennis learns that Mr. Wilson has been known to walk in his sleep, he invites all his friends over to see it.

Barbara's elderly uncle, an actor, comes to stay for a month.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

A warlock turns himself into a dog; Samantha makes him help with Darrin's dog food account.

Endora changes Darrin into a 73-year-old man; The Tates see Darrin with an old man.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

A visitor claims to be a new exchange student from Australia.

Tootie forces Jeff to decide about their future.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

Alex attempts to find Mallory another boyfriend after she breaks up with Rick.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

The precinct experiences a black out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Actor John Davidson; comedian Richard Pryor; actress Darleen Carr; actor Michael J. Fox.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Drew's transvestite brother frequents the tavern; Oswald tells his mom about his breast implants; guest Adrienne Barbeau.

Drew's ex-fiancee Nicki invites him to her wedding, where Drew embarrasses himself trying to impress her.

A warlock turns himself into a dog; Samantha makes him help with Darrin's dog food account.

Endora changes Darrin into a 73-year-old man; The Tates see Darrin with an old man.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

Betty takes up the cause to save a popular restaurant from being closed.

Bud is struck with puppy love when he sees a woman in the supermarket.

The fire department ends up on the scene when Gracie decides to sell the car.

After Gracie misses answering a radio quiz question, she still tries to win the television offered as a prize.

Jack recalls being in vaudeville with George Burns.

Jack decides that Bobby Darin should play him in his film biography.

Binghamton and Parker (Joe Flynn, Tim Conway) are air-dropped onto a deserted island for a survival test. With Ernest Borgnine.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) orders truth serum shots for McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men to get evidence against them.

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Bentley gives Kelly advice on flattery.

Bentley must choose between attending his niece's PTA meeting and wooing a famous Italian movie star.

Martin loses his sixth sense to Mrs. Brown, which puts his identity in jeopardy.

Martin turns a squirrel into a human.

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.

Rick yields to peer pressure to drink from his troubled friend, Greg.

Rick's grounded after the police find him drinking with friends.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it.".

Benson's tie-breaking vote on a school bill leads to a conflict with a powerful senator.

Clayton flips his lid when he learns the lieutenant governor has been named Man of the Year.

Elliot quits the police force after he accidentally shoots himself.

The gang reflects on old times after Mel sells his diner to a land developer.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; An old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

Gloria lands a job as a veterinarian's assistant.

Mr. Van Ranseleer joins the boys for a night on the town at a singles' club.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Actor Bob Hope; actor Dick Van Patten; Gil Fates.

Gay Nineties; a hospital.