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Guest: Tim Conway.

Guests: Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker.

Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment of "The Family", Eunice and Ed suffer through Mama's recuperation after an accident.

Guests: Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebsen.

Tonight's guest star is Cher; sketches include Harvey and Tim as dueling pianists, spoofs of commercials, and a love triangle between Harvey, Cher, and Carol as the mousy other woman.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

Features commercial spoofs, Harvey trying to give a speech, and Carol demonstrating how nobody notices her.

Guest: Maggie Smith.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

Features commercial spoofs, Harvey trying to give a speech, and Carol demonstrating how nobody notices her.

Guest: Maggie Smith.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

A teenage drug dealer's murder sends Hanson undercover and Penhall onto the streets with a freewheeling officer.

Grandpa asks Flora MacMichael on a date because she is a good cook.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Recruit Rodriguez is just one of the sailors who get in trouble with Sharkey and the top brass for sneaking women into the barracks.

Sharkey celebrates his 45th birthday by going to a disco with Chief Robinson.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Sharkey attempts to help a fellow sailor with his marital problems.

The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

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Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

Sharkey must remove a wino who spent the night in the barracks right before a major inspection.

Sketches include "David opens the show," "graffiti tattoos," "marathon dance stars," "Shirley Temple blackouts," "Joey rap quickies," "Ali Baba runner," "knitting runner" and more; featuring Joey Bishop, David Steinberg, Ralph Edwards, Jilly Rizzo.

Jack Cassidy; Wilt Chamberlain; Teresa Graves; Andy Griffith.

Teresa Graves; Marcello Mastroianni.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Jack Benny, Johnny Carson, Bill Cosby, Sammy Davis Jr., Rich Little, Roger Miller, Claudine Longet, Rod Serling, Jilly Rizzo and Gore Vidal.

Richard Crenna.

Jack Benny, Johnny Carson, Bill Cosby, Sammy Davis Jr., Rich Little, Roger Miller, Claudine Longet, Rod Serling, Jilly Rizzo and Gore Vidal.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Vida Blue; Roman Gabriel; Andy Granatelli; Joe Namath; Sugar Ray Robinson; Bill Russell; Doug Sanders; Vin Scully; Willie Shoemaker.

James Brolin; Rita Hayworth; Doc Severinsen; Henny Youngman.

Karen Valentine.

"Hercules Unchained" (1959) Adventure. The Greek muscleman fights leopards, a giant and the grip of a queen's magic potion. With Steve Reeves, Sylvia Koscina, Primo Carnera.

"The Indestructible Man" (1956) Science fiction. An executed killer called the Butcher is zapped back to life in Los Angeles. With Lon Chaney Jr., Marian Carr, Casey Adams.

A man and his robot companions are trapped on a space station and comment on the bad "B" movies they are forced to watch by evil scientists.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

San Fernando Red is running an "Instant Marriage Mill" when guest star Cass Elliot wants a husband or her money back and Chad Everett is a fireman, there to put out a fire; in The Silent Spot, "Flea Circus", Red mimes Professor Oscar and his trained flea circus who runs into problems with his next door neighbor, Proprietor Floogle.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

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Annie (Gail Davis) and Tagg (Jimmy Hawkins) find an aging prospector (Stanley Andrews) who was attacked by three men searching for his treasure.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Grandpa competes with George in a fishing contest.

Grandpa refuses to support a woman (Reta Shaw) running for city council.

When former business partners Vic Puccinelli (Dean Martin) and Alvin Korwin (Jerry Lewis) enlist in the U.S. Army, they have different ambitions. Puccinelli, who has made the rank of sergeant, wants to see action rather than the drudgery of his current post. On the other hand, Korwin, who is a klutz, wants to stay out of combat and near his family in the United States. However, they both have to d

A man impersonating an Inspector General in a small Czarist town gets the peasants eating out of the palm of his hand; the real Inspector General is set to appear.

This spoof of 1930s American films features two movies and a trailer, with the same cast members acting in all three. "Dynamite Hands" follows an up-and-coming boxer (Harry Hamlin) with a heart of gold who stumbles into a life of excess when he falls for a nightclub singer (Trish Van Devere) and meets a sleazy gangster (Eli Wallach). In "Baxter's Beauties of 1933," a Broadway producer (George C. S

Up-and-coming singer Frederica Brown (Lana Turner) meets European Prince Alexis (Ezio Pinza) at an Italian resort hotel in 1939. As they begin dating, Alexis learns his father is dying and returns home to assume control of the kingdom. Twelve years later, Frederica is now a movie star, and Alexis has been deposed, though he may soon be restored to power. The two resume their romance at a Palm Spri

Three tales of love and violence: "Portrait of a Murderer," "Duel at Dawn," "The Midas Touch.".

The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a woman.

Two Montana cowboys (Jerry Reed, Tom Selleck) head for Nashville and help a woman (Morgan Fairchild) find her sister.

Up-and-coming singer Frederica Brown (Lana Turner) meets European Prince Alexis (Ezio Pinza) at an Italian resort hotel in 1939. As they begin dating, Alexis learns his father is dying and returns home to assume control of the kingdom. Twelve years later, Frederica is now a movie star, and Alexis has been deposed, though he may soon be restored to power. The two resume their romance at a Palm Spri

An undercover man in Rome follows a crazed mob boss (Jack Palance) to a briefcase full of millions in stolen cash.

Someone removes Crichton's head from a statue; Aeryn examines her choices; Zhaan faces a Moya builder.

A crew member falls prey to a shape-shifting parasite and the rest of the crew must locate it before it is too late.

ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

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Crichton becomes a mental slave on a commerce planet and must trust his greatest enemy, Scorpius, to help him see the truth through the illusions.

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.

ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play. Brian: Benji Gregory.

Bowie happens upon a treasure map but using it could disrupt the fragile peace with a local Indian tribe.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

Bowie's joke backfires, leading to him serving as an Englishman's valet.

Jim buys a horse for the daughter of his business partner, unaware the horse had been stolen from the wife of a local Indian chief.

Bowie tries to recruit a young army lieutenant to assist in his plan to develop an Apache silver mine in Texas, but the lieutenant's family has other plans for the man.

Jim is embroiled in a complicated deal in his attempt to purchase a plantation.

Jim guides a doctor to tend to the ill son of a Choctaw Indian chief.

Bowie agrees to help local Tennessee politicians campaign against Davy Crockett in his bid for Congress, but things become contentious when Bowie objects to their methods.

Jim saves a baby from a burning wagon along the trail.

Bowie hunts for a bride who's kidnapped shortly after her wedding.

Bowie offers to make a deal with a broke Creole aristocrat who can't make good on gambling debts.

A reporter, on an errand for Bowie, is mistaken for him by a number of travelers on the trail.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim is amused when his friend is mistaken for the missing son of King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.

Jim takes a turn as a volunteer deputy to guard a prisoner, but he begins to doubt the prisoner's guilt.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim's family takes on the local saloon keeper, who has different visions of the town's future.

Jim assists farmers who are being forced to pay protection money to an old woman who threatens to unleash the ghost of a Louisiana pirate on them.

President Jackson asks Jim's friend to prevent a group of planters from seceding from the union.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

While traveling to New Orleans, Jim encounters two women from a school, searching for one of their students, who is planning to elope.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim's family takes on the local saloon keeper, who has different visions of the town's future.

Jim assists farmers who are being forced to pay protection money to an old woman who threatens to unleash the ghost of a Louisiana pirate on them.

President Jackson asks Jim's friend to prevent a group of planters from seceding from the union.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

While traveling to New Orleans, Jim encounters two women from a school, searching for one of their students, who is planning to elope.

Penhall (Peter DeLuise) suspects his undercover partner (Bruce Young) is responsible for the death of a 16-year-old crack dealer. Guest star: Rene Jones.

Grampa destroys Flora's apple tree.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Fastidious gourmet Claude Casserole is marooned on a desert island with dimwitted Clem Kadiddlehopper; a prison inmate prefers life in jail to the nagging of his wife.

George sells an old guitar, not realizing that's where Clara has been hiding her life savings.

The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a woman.

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An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japanese.

Chief Robinson suspects that Sharkey is a real ladies' man when he accidentally sees a Dear Jane letter in the typewriter.

A group of convicts take over the work train and hold the entire construction crew hostage; Bill, who the convicts believe is dead, makes it back to the site and tries to stop them.

Bill is planning to leave the railroad worker camp and move on, but a former crewman shows up to make trouble; Bill learns the man is working as field agent for the company that the workers hoped to get a new contract from.

Bill saves a government agent from an ambush; the agent is carrying a list of landowners who are refusing to pay their taxes, and Bill learns the daughter of one of those landowners arranged the ambush.

Bill finds a town engulfed in a feud between two ranchers; he also learns that his former commanding officer is now a doctor who's turned to drinking, and a young man blames him for crippling his arm.

A lynch mob wants to hang a young man convicted of killing a family of homesteaders; Bill rides in with a stay of execution from the governor just as the mob is about to break into the jail; the desperate prisoner escapes.

Bill stops to visit his friend, a well-respected sheriff, only to find that the whole town has turned against him, and he's been jailed for killing an unarmed kid; Bill seeks to discover the real truth.

Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun.

Bill takes the job of escorting a convicted killer to his hanging, knowing that the man's sons and gang members are planning to free him.

An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill.

Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after.

Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans.

Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill.

Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone.

Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town.

Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.