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Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.co

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Fran (Fran Drescher), suffering from intense mood swings, becomes convinced that Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is having an affair. With Lauren Lane.

Maxwell throws Fran an anniversary party; Niles proposes marriage to C.C.; the Sheffields prepare for the birth of their twins; Fran's father visits.

Maxwell throws Fran an anniversary party; Niles proposes marriage to C.C.; the Sheffields prepare for the birth of their twins; Fran's father visits.

A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy).

Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome; when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for.

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son.".

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After years of taking care of a disabled brother, a man yearns to start a life for himself; with Michael Landon and Victor French.

Thinking Jonathan has turned into a dog, Mark embarks alone to unite a young runaway with his family.

Malcolm's gay sister and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress; Tim educates his nephews about the birds and the bees.

Malcolm hires a new chef and lands in hot water after purchasing stolen lobsters; Eddie and Nicolette's affair comes to a crossroads.

Musician Steve Hightower becomes an inner-city music teacher.

When Bullethead (William Lee Scott) gets arrested, Steve (Steve Harvey) finds out that being a teacher doesn't end at 5 p.m.

Mark (Mark Curry) looks like the bad guy when he rebuffs advances by Vanessa's friend (Dawn McMillan).

Mark (Mark Curry) unwillingly takes Nicole (Raven-Symoné) to the movies, only to find that she has invited several friends.

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Florus is dismayed to find out that the real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.

Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie.

Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran.

Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.

When Bob, Abishola and Kemi learn that Morenike's family disowned her because she's gay, they do what they can to help her pay for school and stay in America.

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to Bob, Douglas and Christina's dismay.

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On Christmas Eve, Jonathan allows three powerful people to foresee the consequences of their actions.

A terminally ill boy takes in another boy who's continually in trouble with the law in an effort to help both his mother and the troubled boy.

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.

A botanical collector involves his nephew in a kidnapping to break a trust fund, then murders him to finance his hobby.

A famous romance novelist is shot dead in the course of what looks like a robbery.

The rumpled lieutenant is invited to give a college lecture on criminology but ends up investigating the murder of one of the institution's professors.

Columbo investigates the murder of a crime show host's rival with incriminating evidence.

A great aunt's last request causes anxiety for the Crane brothers.

Fed up with Bulldog's on-the-air intimidations, Frasier and Roz scheme to interrupt Bulldog's radio show.

Frasier's chances of becoming wine club president may be scotched because of Niles.

Frasier finds himself attracted to the station manager (Mercedes Ruehl) during labor negotiations.

Frasier's audience is left to guess who his "dirty girl" is when he and Kate have a tryst during a broadcast.

Niles shows up on Frasier's doorstep when his relationship with Maris hits a low.

An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.

A mystery writer uses her plot as a guide to murder her nephew, whom she blames for her niece's death.

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on "Take Your Kids to Work Day.".

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

A national magazine's computers pick the Munsters as the Average American Family.

After clashing with the rest of the family, Grandpa feels unappreciated; he leaves home and performs a magic act at a local nightclub.

Lily secretly goes to work to help out the family's finances.

Grandpa turns himself into a wolf while camping.

When a bride mysteriously collapses and dies before her wedding, Murdoch suspects she was poisoned by her perfume.

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Dylan Dreyer explores some of North America's most unusual animal families, from Yellowstone to Mexico to the California coast.

Wham brings Thunder, Coach Lou, his elementary school teacher and her class to an Atlanta museum to learn about the art of puppetry; Jet and Wham visit a dog rescue in L.A. that specializes in saving pugs; Wham shoots an amazing trick shot.

Sheinelle Jones journeys into Earth's dry and tropical forests to discover remarkable animal families.

Sheinelle Jones travels around one of Earth's most remarkable wilds to see the creature kids of the African savanna.

Peter and Rae travel to the coast of Maine to witness the conservation program fighting to save puffins; while Peter travels to puffin habitats on remote coastal islands, Rae visits the original conservationist who brought this species back to Maine.

Dr. Rae and Peter connect with one of North America's cutest and most unknown mammal species: coatis; Peter visits Florida's Brevard Zoo, where biologists are working to increase coatis' numbers; Dr. Rae finds evidence of coatis in unlikely places.

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

On the advice of his friends, Frasier declares his love for Kate (Mercedes Ruehl) -- but she has other plans.

Realizing that he has no friends other than his brother, Frasier makes an on-air appeal for a new pal.

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy.

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.".

A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.

Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid, and she is told that she cannot return.

While listening to his ham radio, Herman mistakes some playing children for beings from outer space.

Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot.

Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work.

While investigating a murder in a tight-lipped Mennonite colony, Murdoch and Ogden don plain clothing and go undercover.

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Old-time actors have a showdown with a street gang that is terrorizing a Hollywood neighborhood.

An embittered man refuses to let his talented daughter pursue a singing career; a country singer's arrival in a Western town inspires him to let his daughter pursue music.

Sparks fly between Malcolm's father and Eddie's divorced mother when the parents visit their sons at the same time.

Malcolm and Eddie switch places after betting each other that one could run the other's business better.

Steve (Steve Harvey) accepts a bet from Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) to organize a band before the school banquet.

Sara and Romeo (Nefta Perry, Merlin Santana) are caught in a closet together; Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") campaigns to win "Teacher of the Month." With Steve Harvey.

Mark (Mark Curry) is disillusioned after investing in a vending machine; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) learns to ride a bus.

Mark reunites with a basketball star who beat him years earlier.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson.

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.