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Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Quiz-team member Hanson's probe of a high-school loan shark is threatened, as the team advances toward televised finals.

Pepino's mother runs a frijoles business.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Sharkey celebrates his 45th birthday by going to a disco with Chief Robinson.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Sharkey attempts to help a fellow sailor with his marital problems.

The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

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Sharkey must remove a wino who spent the night in the barracks right before a major inspection.

The new captain proposes to shape up the chief with the biggest beer belly, a pretty fair description of the outraged Sharkey.

David Frost; Don Ho; Zero Mostel.

Jim Backus; Greer Garson; Andy Griffith; Carl Reiner.

Bob Newhart plays an NBC prop man trying to find a partridge, Adam in the garden of Eden, and the president searching for relatives to visit on a global goodwill tour.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Don Ho; Jilly Rizzo; Rod Serling; Phil Silvers.

Bing Crosby; Phyllis Diller; Rich Little; Debbie Reynolds; Jilly Rizzo.

William F. Buckley Jr.; Rich Little.

Wilt Chamberlain; Sammy Davis Jr.

"Teenagers From Outer Space" (1959) Science fiction. Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobsterlike space cattle. With David Love, Dawn Anderson, Harvey B. Dunn.

"Attack of the Giant Leeches" (1959) Horror. A bartender sends his wife and her lover into a swamp where big, smart leeches lurk. With Ken Clark, Michael Emmett, Yvette Vickers.

"The Killer Shrews" (1959) Science fiction. A boat captain and his girlfriend run from a mad scientist's shrews the size of dogs. With James Best, Ingrid Goude, Baruch Lumet.

San Fernando Red uses a couple to win a contest.

A poor shipbuilder's apprentice and Christopher Columbus set sail.

Guest Joanie Sommers sings "Girl Talk" and "When I'm Not Near the Man I Love"; a beautification campaign finds Terry-Thomas trying to remove Freddie the Freeloader; Red mimes an elderly photographer.

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Annie's (Gail Davis) actions help a rich elderly recluse (Mabel Paige) see the error of her ways. With Elizabeth Harrower.

George Appleby reunites with his old vaudeville partner.

The McCoy family moves to a ranch in California.

The McCoys start a roadside egg stand.

Dean Martin hosts a celebrity roast of actress Joan Collins.

Classic celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Joe Namath is roasted by various entertainers.

Classic celebrity roast of Michael Landon.

From the MGM Grand Hotel's Ziegfeld Room in Las Vegas.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Angie Dickenson.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded tribute to George Burns.

Entertainers pay comedic tribute to actress Betty White.

Jimmy Stewart is roasted by Lucille Ball, Mickey Rooney, Henry Fonda, Janet Leigh, and June Allyson.

Burr and Anderson hide out in Freddie's shack.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded tribute to George Burns.

Entertainers pay comedic tribute to actress Betty White.

Jimmy Stewart is roasted by Lucille Ball, Mickey Rooney, Henry Fonda, Janet Leigh, and June Allyson.

George Appleby daydreams of himself as Colossal Man, trying to talk to his son, Colossal Boy, about taking over the family business.

Crichton and the crew desperately search for food to nurse an ailing friend back to health, but they may have to sacrifice a friend to save one.

Zhaan, Chiana and Rygel come to grips with the apparent deaths of Crichton, Aeryn and D'Argo.

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

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After an enemy ship fires on Moya, crew members find that their personalities have been switched. With Ben Browder.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.

Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

A bounty hunter targets Jim and his friend after the pair inadvertently help a fugitive escape.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.