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Alice resorts to burglary when she can't convince Mel that charity begins at home.

Jo attends a country club cotillion with Blair's suave childhood friend.

Tootie's new boyfriend questions the real motives of her white friends.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.

On the eve of her marriage to David, Ann must come to grips with one of the most important decisions of her life.

George takes over as manager of Florence's singing group, but his booking decisions end on a bad note.

Florence's joy at her small-town cousin's arrival turns to concern when the teen decides to stay.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Host Dick Cavett; comedian Jimmy Brogan; comedian Dave Barry.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Helen's elaborate plans for a surprise birthday party go up in smoke when the honoree injures himself in her house.

Paul approaches prickly TV legend Alan Brady (Carl Reiner) to narrate his documentary about the history of television.

Paul realizes how little he knows about handling details of day-to-day life when Jamie goes out of town, and he mistakenly donates their bed to a charity thrift store.

After Mary Jo is mugged, the Sugarbaker women take a self-defense course.

Reggie (Danny Thompson), the thieving accountant, cons Suzanne into investing in a circus.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Mary is hailed as a brave new artist following a cleaning mishap in an art gallery.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

George's ego suffers a blow when an unlikely source offers a humble lesson in personal worth.

Automation threatens Ralph's job just as George tries to boost the doorman's self-esteem.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Jeannie gives Roger a birthday wish; Roger wishes to switch places with Tony.

Hillbillies think Tony and Roger are Martians while the two are testing an experimental aircraft shaped like a saucer.

Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; she gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for President of the United States.

Alice must scrimp to come up with money for Tommy's braces and Mel needs a new refrigerator. Flo finds a paper bag with $40,000 cash in it, and it seems everyone's money woes are over.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Jo "picks up" an expensive gift for Mrs. Garrett's birthday.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Comedian Richard Pryor; actress Ally Sheedy; comedian Rod Hull; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Paul is heading to Canada, but Lisa has accidentally taken Jamie's purse by mistake which contains Paul's passport, so they run around town to find her.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

After Anthony sprains his entire body, Suzanne becomes his nurse; Mary Jo tries to impress an old friend.

Julian fakes death to keep from losing the building.

Mary plays a "slasher" when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

George's former girlfriend arrives as an unexpected guest with devious plans.

Tom and Helen return to their honeymoon hotel on their 30th anniversary.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

Jeannie's mother gives Jeannie some candies named 'pipchicks'. When Tony eats one, he gains terrific strength.

Jeannie gives Tony the next day's newspaper; Roger decides to bet on a horse.

Samantha's head is endangered when she catches the eye of Henry VIII.

Maude persists in spearheading a movement to draft Henry Fonda for president despite his continued protests.

Maude discovers that her nephew's "free and easy" lifestyle is just a cover-up for his lack of responsibility.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

Jo's old boyfriend proposes marriage.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls try to delay Jo's marriage.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

George's former girlfriend arrives as an unexpected guest with devious plans.

Tom and Helen return to their honeymoon hotel on their 30th anniversary.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Actress Dyan Cannon; sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

The Partridges hire a driver who turns out to be an armed robbery parolee.

The Partridges are stranded in a ghost town on Christmas Eve when their bus breaks down.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Jeannie's nephew causes big trouble; Tony and Roger take care of Abdullah.

Jeannie crashes Tony's car; The dealer tries to cheat Jeannie by buying the damaged car.

Darrin and Sam encounter the Loch Ness monster; The Loch Ness monster turns out to be a warlock.

Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Rosie Greis; comic Steven Wright.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Jamie's forced to work on an ad campaign with her ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz). He's recently published a comic book that features an evil queen from outer space, and Jamie thinks the character is based on her.

The Buchmans struggle to find the perfect anniversary gift and discover that the newsstand where they met has burned down.

The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Louise pits her tomboyish granddaughter against Mrs. Van Morris' grandson in a piano-playing competition.

George and Louise try to find the imposters posing as TV personalities who ripped them off.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

A free-spirited girl leaves the Partridges one million dollars; suddenly their lives are turned upside down as they deal with their newfound wealth.

Chris and Tracy decide to run away from home and live with Reuben.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Sheared sheep and George's resignation lead Mr. Griffin to fake a heart attack.

Jeannie's dog hates uniforms and attacks anybody wearing one.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Endora finds a willing accomplice in Venus, a statue come to life.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Louise pits her tomboyish granddaughter against Mrs. Van Morris' grandson in a piano-playing competition.

George and Louise try to find the imposters posing as TV personalities who ripped them off.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Arnold Schwarzenegger; comedian Jerry Seinfeld; tennis player Andre Agassi.

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

When the newsstand where they met burns down on their third wedding anniversary, the Buchmans get a glimpse of what their lives would have been like if they had never met.

While awaiting the results of a pregnancy test, the Buchmans mull parenthood.

Charlene discovers her cousin (Kim Zimmer) is a victim of domestic violence.

The Sugarbaker women testify for Bernice when her niece (Leslie Ackerman) attempts to have her declared incompetent.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Dreama is accidentally turned into a mouse when she catches Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) spring fever.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is grounded for breaking curfew and ends up in the Wild West, where she becomes sheriff.

Sabrina's bratty cousin visits with the intent to steal Harvey; Zelda finds solace inside a genie bottle.

Sabrina is accepted to different colleges and is pressured by Josh, Harvey and Zelda to choose their favorite.

Seeking a promotion from Orson, Mork puts together a report on how to stay happily married on Earth.

Too unfamiliar with the ways of earthlings to make it on his own, Mork moves in with Mindy.

Mork leaves Mindy when it becomes apparent to him that he is ruining her social life.

Mork experiences love when he falls head over heels for a shapely blonde.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

A Christmas Eve battle erupts over Lionel and Jenny's wedding.

George suffers from the self-improvement courses Louise and Florence are taking.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

Roger Abbott takes an interest in Billie Bunker.

Archie challenges the system when Mrs. Canby is cheated by a sleazy garment operation.

Walter and Arthur land in a Vermont jail while Maude and Vivian go on an eating binge.

Both Maude and Vivian receive affectionate postcards from the same man.

Laurie and Shirley go camping; worried, Keith, Danny and Reuben follow.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

After the whole town starts extolling Hazel's bowling feats, George decides to do something about it.

Hazel and her friend Rosie vie for the attentions of a handsome chauffeur.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony suggests Jeannie write a book; Jeannie writes a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Samantha writes a play to celebrate the end of the civil war, and makes the characters really come alive.

Darrin is struggling to create an advertising campaign for a toy.

Actress Ann-Margret; actor Robert Mitchum; Joseph Sorrentino; actor Tom Dreesen.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Ship's captain; a bucket's tale.

Hill's Angels reveal their assets at a café; Benny the tramp tries unsuccessfully to mend a broken statue.

Rock singer; Passion Flower Hotel.

Gangster; celebrity menu.

Rock singer; Passion Flower Hotel.

Gangster; celebrity menu.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.

Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).

Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

Jessica comes out of her coma; Eunice wins Dutch from Corinne; Burt and Danny receive blackmail photos; Mary is not sure her baby isn't an alien.

Benson steps in to prevent an attempt to foist early retirement upon the mansion's gardener.

Benson teaches an economics course that a test-shy Kraus must pass to keep her job.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

Alan falls for a model.

Aristotle tries to help Charlie's acting career.

Aristotle videotapes a mob-family wedding.

An easygoing teacher offers life lessons to a group of overachieving students.

Tony (Tony Danza) applies to college and Angela (Judith Light) helps him prepare for the entrance exam.

Tony (Tony Danza) applies to college and Angela (Judith Light) helps him prepare for the entrance exam.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) is attracted to a college student (Adam Carl) staying at her house, causing problems with her current boyfriend (Scott Bloom).

Problems arise when Tony (Tony Danza) goes on strike and Angela (Judith Light) must handle an important dinner party on her own.

Tony (Tony Danza) becomes an overprotective parent when Samantha (Alyssa Milano) lands her first modeling job.

Steven must decide whether Nick's sculpture or another artist's work is the winner in a local competition.

Alex transforms Jennifer's rock band into a '40s-style swing group.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller).

Courting competition begins when Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) each ask the same girl out.

Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar.

Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections.