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Carol and Sis; guests Ken Berry, Eydie Gorme.

Two women exchange identities -- one to recover $50,000 she is suspected of stealing, and the other to evade a paid assassin.

Three astronauts, with little water left, land on what appears to be a deserted asteroid.

When a young couple moves into a new neighborhood, they find their lives threatened by the little boy next door.

On an island off the South American coast, Mannix seeks out the rescuer of a client's son.

The life of a safecracker trying to stay within the law is threatened if he fails to cooperate in a $1 million theft.

A woman impersonates a businessman's dead wife to collect a hefty divorce settlement; guest Susan Clark.

Friday and Gannon use an unusual method to clear a fellow officer.

When a plane crashes, a large amount of narcotics is found aboard -- but the pilot is missing.

The chase is on as the officers search for a huge, angry dog and an elusive burglar.

Rampart has a new dispatcher and Malloy ponders her voice as Reed shares his frustration over not being able to understand her giving of street names, all while trying to find a man who is said to be building a cache of weapons.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver and Larry lose some of the class money.

A former classmate invites Beaver to a party.

Perry's case equally involves overly sweet portraits of infants and a Matisse masterpiece; guest Mala Powers.

Matlock turns up clues to two other murders while defending a murdered millionaire's disinherited nephew.

A blues singer (Bobby Short) claims he witnessed the 40-year-old race-motivated slaying of Sweet's grandfather.

After accepting another man's (Richard Gilliland) proposal, Mary Ellen learns Curt may be alive; Jason reopens the Dew Drop Inn.

A mysterious, wealthy new woman in town competes for Kitty's business.

A former dance hall girl poses as a Spanish heiress to claim a land grant that includes part of the Ponderosa; guest Sebastian Cabot.

A gang comes to town to free a jailed member.

A drifter forces his attentions on a deaf girl.

Alcoholic Southerner Stevenson Drake becomes angry with John Hollister, who never joined the Confederate Army, and suspects John of trying to lure away his wife.

DeSoto must decide whether to amputate the leg of a trapped construction worker (James McEachin); nervous Gage faces an IRS tax audit.

Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.

B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.

Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Hogan's radio transmitter is damaged, and he must get vital information to London.

Schultz unwittingly helps the Heroes destroy an enemy atomic installation.

Guests David Hartman, Paula Kelly.

A geologist is accused of killing the oil tycoon who betrayed him; guest Wendell Corey.

A man fanatically opposed to gambling battles a Las Vegas one-armed bandit with a malevolent will of its own.

A man (Gary Merrill) must stop his wife (Joan Fontaine) from alienating family and friends.

An assassination plot is revealed.

Frightened parents call in Cannon when their teenage daughter falls under the mystical spell of a cult leader.

Barnaby seeks to foil a con man (Bradford Dillman) who impersonates wealthy men and weds rich women.

Friday and Gannon investigate the disappearance of two girls from their mother's front yard.

Friday and Gannon discover that a psychedelic cult is mainly concerned with legalizing the sale of marijuana and LSD.

A boy (Johnny Whitaker) terrorizes a neighborhood with his minibike.

Officer Reed's squeaky shoes cause a problem for Officer Malloy.

Bill, Toony, and a special guest comedian help with advice.

Beaver's poor batting endangers his team's success in a boys-against-girls baseball game.

Beaver and Larry go to the carnival with money Larry stole from his mother.

A man tests two nephews' honesty with acreage due to appreciate greatly; guest Bert Convy.

Matlock turns up clues to two other murders while defending a murdered millionaire's disinherited nephew.

When Bubba stumbles upon a marijuana farm in a neighboring county, he finds local law officers less than cooperative in smoking out the growers.

Mary Ellen finds her husband, Curt (Scott Hylands), in Florida, but he's not the man she remembers; J.D. begs Erin to come back.

A farmer leaves behind his old life to seek his fortune in Dodge, but soon finds danger.

A shepherd ignores the Cartwrights' warning not to drive his flock across the Ponderosa; guest Everett Sloane.

A dapper man arrives on the stage and announces that he has come to kill Lucas.

Mark falls head-over-heels into his first puppy love.

Duke and Charlie come across a sheriff and his female prisoner, Lily Legend, a childhood sweetheart of Duke's who the sheriff is escorting to be hanged for murder.

The paramedics' medical efforts are hampered when they are forced to share a single radio frequency with three other rescue units.

The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.

Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.

Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.

When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

The POWs stage a party for Klink as a diversion so they can make a weather forecast using party balloons.

Col. Klink is ordered to shape up physically or ship out to the Russian front.

Carol and Sis; guest William Conrad.

A Cockney merchant seaman (Raymond Burr in a dual role) becomes involved in a plot to discredit Perry; guest Arlene Martel.

Fleeing from a World War I aerial battle, a pilot gets lost in both space and time.

The relatives (Ed Nelson, Sarah Marshall) of a murdered newlywed decide to bring the killer to justice. With Peter Graves.

Mannix is hired to find a publisher's wife.

Mercenaries devise an unusual plan to aid in the overthrow of a small African country.

The small-time gambler Barnaby seeks is related to a promising pro basketball player with a questionable past.

A phony police officer is discovered when he wins a businessmen's club's "All-American Policeman" award.

The trail of a runaway leads to a thriving pornographic movie business.

A meter-reader, an artist, an irate father and a drunk occupy officers.

A spilled bottle of perfume in their car signals a bad day for the officers.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver has trouble thinking of something interesting to say about his father for a school composition.

As chairman of a dance's blind-date committee, Wally has to find a date for a girl.

A fashion magnate is poisoned on the eve of her spring showing; guests Leslie Parrish, David White, Marie Windsor.

Against her father's advice, Leanne reluctantly agrees to defend her former husband, who is accused of murdering a fellow lawyer.

Gillespie and Virgil try to outwit FBI agents who are searching for the man who kidnapped the daughter of District Attorney Darnelle.

Cindy learns she was adopted and sets out to find her natural mother; Drew's sudden lack of interest in Elizabeth irritates her.

A timid bank clerk musters enough courage to live when he believes he is going to die.

A Ponderosa ranch hand faces charges of killing the wife of the U.S. marshal (Claude Akins) who came to arrest him.

A young man arrives in North Fork to claim the body of his dead brother.

A gunman threatens to kill Micah and Lucas tries to help.

Suspicions of insanity and witchcraft abound when members of the wagon train discover several broken dolls among Sara Proctor's belongings, prompting Hale and Charlie to investigate.

Gage and DeSoto buy a battered 1932 fire engine; the hospital staff deals with a gunshot victim and a bigamist; guest Yvonne Craig.

After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.

A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.

Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.

The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.

Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.

Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

A Russian spy helps Hogan keep French art out of Goering's hands.

Kinchloe squares off against "Battling Bruno," the Nazis' would-be boxing champ.

Skits: "Barbary and Ben"; "Rancid Harvest.".

A model is threatened and the person who attempted to wreck her career is slain; guest Mary Ann Mobley.

A soldier unexpectedly acquires the power to recognize death in the faces of men about to die in battle.

An anthrax epidemic devastates Los Angeles, and authorities race to find the carrier. With Michael Parks.

A hit man loses his handiwork.

A man accused of setting the fire that killed his estranged wife comes to Cannon for help in proving his innocence.

A professor's auto-accident death reveals two women competing for a con man's (Robert Foxworth) affections.

A woman and her son-in-law agree to keep the Gypsy community under control if Friday will give them some illegal help.

After a child is injured, Friday and Gannon discover the parents to be child abusers.

Officer Reed walks into a bank during a robbery and is taken hostage.

While on patrol, a call comes in from a woman who is sure she hears the roar of a lion in her neighborhood. They then pursue a suspect in a holdup, and Malloy is the focus of an article written by his partner.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

The bathtub overflows while Ward and June are away for the night.

Bad school-bus behavior gets Beaver suspended.

Perry turns down an electronics manufacturer suing the Navy and instead defends a sailor accused of killing his captain.

Ben fights to protect his reputation from a deliberate campaign to ruin his credibility as a witness in a robbery trial.

Officer Jamison encounters a violent robbery suspect while attempting to rescue an infant from a negligent, alcoholic mother.

Jim-Bob and Jody return from the service and decide to avoid responsibility for a while; the Baldwins find their grandfather's still.

A farmer leaves his family for a young widow who lives on an abandoned homestead.

A disabled New Orleans police inspector (Lloyd Nolan) comes to arrest Ben on a 20-year-old murder charge.

Lucas is accused of murder by a man who claims to be an eyewitness.

Mark deliberately disobeys his father and a convicted prisoner escapes.

Duke Shannon stops over in the town of High Times, and almost right away gets into a fight with, and accidentally kills, one of the gunmen who are essentially holding the town hostage.

Gage is chosen to take in a litter of kittens; a girl's father dies in an airplane crash that also injures his wife (Brooke Bundy).

Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.

Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.

Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.

Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.

Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.

Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high-school sweethearts at the Mayberry Class of '45 reunion.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

The Heroes use the wedding of Gen. Burkhalter's niece as a cover for contacting an agent.

Carter convinces the German he is one of them when he is captured in German uniform.

Skits: "Barbary and Ben"; "Rancid Harvest.".

A retired general heading a local commission is charged with the murder of the community crime boss; guest Brian Donlevy.

Three astronauts land on a strange planet and meet its caretaker.

A deranged woman kidnaps a 7-month-old boy who she believes is her son while renting a room at a woman's farmhouse.

A crook forces Mannix to find a double-crossing cohort.

A wealthy manufacturer and gun collector whose younger brother has suddenly vanished, hires Cannon to investigate.

A woman (Jessica Walter) becomes involved in her husband's embezzlement scheme.

A week in New York transforms Betty Jo into a svelte sophisticate.

After being sacked from his job, Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville in disgrace but in reality it's all another scam to get rid of the Cannonball.

Jed takes over Drysdale's job for one afternoon and wins him the "Banker of the Year" title.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

A dying man asks West to preserve a legacy for his young ward.

The wagon train deals with a rash of typhoid fever.

Strangers invade the Barkley home to execute a former Union general for war crimes.

An Indian woman seeks refuge with Festus from the man who bought her.

Adam is taken hostage by a band of U.S. Army prisoners who have escaped and sought refuge on the Ponderosa.

Lucas' friends label him a tinhorn because of his gambling.

A blind banjo-playing wanderer strikes up an acquaintance with Mark.

A marshall plans to gain fame by transporting a criminal to trial, but the outlaw's brother and his gang have other ideas.

Paladin must prove to a small town that prejudice is wrong. Starring Richard Boone and Morris Ankrum.

Josh becomes the target of a gunman when he tries to patch up a family feud.

A professor plays Pygmalion to three bumbling garbage men, the Stooges; he tries to turn them into gentlemen.

Svengoolie spoofs a different horror or science fiction movie each week.

The Penguin kidnaps Alfred with hopes of raiding Bruce Wayne's dinner for millionaires.

Batman schemes to thwart the Penguin's plans to attend the millionaires dinner.

A third party forces Kirk into combat with the reptilian captain of a spacecraft the Enterprise was pursuing.