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Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

Gunther is annoyed when his efforts to tame Lucille work too well.

Mrs. Davis uses money meant for the school to buy Miss Brooks a new dress.

The family is not fond of Harriet's new hairdo.

Ann learns Lou is jealous of Don.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Bobby becomes very unpopular when he decides to be the best safety monitor at school.

Cissy develops a crush on her psychology teacher.

A vocalist (Bobby Rydell) holds a grudge.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Bub pretends to be a show business producer to impress a fellow night-school student.

Steve steps in when Robbie's band rehearsals disrupt the Douglas house.

Lucy is the reason a jury spends a night in a shabby hotel.

Lucy tears up a letter before she can find out who's coming to visit her.

Lucy tries to get Tennessee Ernie to go home by pleading poverty.

Lucy and Ethel, tired of being "golf widows," decide to take up basketball.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

A young cameraman at the studio mistakes Mary's friendly invitation as a romantic advance.

Joanie buys a car behind her father's back so she can date Chachi.

Laverne seeks Shirley's help in developing a more demure personality.

Stubing's brother (Gavin MacLeod) returns; Vicki meets a TV detective (Ron Ely); a lovely woman (Joan Van Ark) falls for a psychiatrist.

A married old flame pursues Stubing; a model pretends to be wed; a science-fiction buff thinks a librarian is an alien.

Learning that Mrs. Drysdale is in the hospital because of a nervous ailment, the sympathetic Clampetts pay her a visit.

Having rescued Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing nervous system.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

A battle takes place at the Jeffersons' when George learns that Archie will be a guest at Lionel's engagement party.

Archie fears he may have food poisoning from eating canned mushrooms which were recalled by the manufacturer.

The ladies decide to track down their lost loves, including the man who left Joy at the altar.

The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider; Melanie finds out her new love interest is actually Joy's former fiancé.

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

Rebecca makes an embarrassing pass at Drake to make a point that she is heterosexual.

Cliff transforms his neighbor into a beautiful woman; Rebecca says she'll sleep with Sam if she can't quit smoking.

Latka is worried that Simka's wacky behavior might cost her the right to remain in America permanently.

Oscar's dentist invents a superglue, offering him a piece of the action for front money.

Bob takes two of his therapy groups to a rustic retreat for a marathon session that never progresses further than everyone's complaints about the primitive conditions of their accommodations.

Max joins KAOS in an attempt to find out who's paying off CONTROL agents.

The Kramdens and Nortons dress up in costumes to go to the bus company's Halloween party.

Hoping to go to Florida, Bilko's platoon volunteers.

Guests include Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone.

Toody's efforts to make investments for the Precinct Brotherhood Club backfire.

Friends try to keep Miss Brooks from buying an alligator purse by bleeding her dry of money so they can buy it for her as a birthday surprise.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Ann invites her parents to her Broadway debut.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Greg has a near accident on the freeway and his parents deny him car privileges for a week.

Jody befriends a millionaire sought by Bill.

Danny recruits a girl to play third base on Rusty's baseball team.

Alex and Donna think Mary is out after curfew.

Robbie does not want to join Mike's old school clubs.

Feeling ignored, Chip decides to run away to India.

Lucy works for an author (Foster Brooks) who gets too drunk to finish his novel.

Lucy befriends a kindly old man she finds sitting on a park bench.

Ricky's two-month job in Maine leads the Ricardos to consider subletting their apartment.

Ricky hires a business expert to help solve the family budget problems.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

The mother of Mary's date believes that Mary is still engaged to her other, favorite son.

A Christmas Eve blizzard strands the Cunninghams and their friends at various spots throughout Milwaukee.

An overenthusiastic building inspector threatens Mrs. Babish with a $2,500 fine.

Wives plan to end a father-son feud; a stowaway hides a secret; Gopher and Isaac try to teach a parrot to talk.

A man learns a secret about his frugal wife; Doc's roving eye may get him fired; a tricked woman helps a man spy on his girl.

Jethro falls desperately in love with a volatile young movie starlet.

Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Gloria is depressed and finally opens up to her mother and admits that she and Mike are having problems in their marriage.

George Jefferson demands an explanation when he discovers Archie has paid him with a phony $20 bill.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Norm agrees to paint Cliff's apartment, but a fight ensues when Cliff refuses to pay him.

A priceless vase is destroyed when Sam, Woody and Rebecca cater a party at the chairman of the board's mansion.

The cabbies drive from New York to Miami, so Alex can spend 20 minutes between planes with his long-lost daughter.

Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend.

Jerry suggests that all the doctors in the building form a co-op to treat each other for free. This leads to chaos and hostility that find expression in Bob's special all-doctor therapy group.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

Ralph can't take $1,000 he won; Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant.

Producer Mike Todd is featured in a spoof of his movie "Around the World in 80 Days.".

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

Muldoon is mistaken for a bank robber when he tries to make a withdrawal.

Connie poses as Mr. Boynton's wife when he applies at a college that only hires married teachers.

Ozzie and Thorny don't show much enthusiasm for a basketball game between their families.

Ann tries to liven up her image.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

Joey is secretly taped for a video dating service and meets the woman of his dreams (Yvette Nipar).

The Brady brood competes in a local TV amateur contest, to win money for their parents' anniversary present.

Bill can't understand why Cissy won't tell him what's troubling her.

A temperamental painter is hired to work on a portrait of the Williams family. Guest: Gale Gordon.

An invitation to a bachelor party delights Alex.

While on vacation, Steve thinks an older couple is trying to play matchmaker.

Mike and Robbie accidentally end up with each other's blind date.

Kim and Frankie Avalon play Sonny and Cher in a nightclub act.

Mary Jane's lawyer cousin tricks Lucy into suing Mooney.

Lucy goes into service as a maid to help the Mertzes impress a guest.

Lucy fakes a crisis to test Ricky's love for her.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Mary cheerlessly prepares to leave her newsroom friends to start a new job.

Fonzie and another teacher compete for "Teacher of the Year" award.

Laverne is convinced that a spy is after a secret formula belonging to the brewery.

Isaac hides from his high-school teacher; a man tries to please his seal; a wife who thinks she's dying wants to choose her successor.

A judge investigates a polygamist; Vicki is jealous of Stubing's love interest; a man thinks his wife is in labor.

Elly May loses her second movie star boyfriend to plain Jane Hathaway, whose mysterious power over men continues to baffle the Clampetts.

The Clampetts care for a madcap artist who wrecks his car when he sees Elly May in a bathing suit.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kwik Keys to investigate.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

Grady's fiancée decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Mike prepares for his final exams and the family faces the prospect of his college graduation.

A midnight argument at the Jeffersons' spills over into the Bunker household.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

The ladies celebrate their annual birthdates; Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus; Victoria reunites with Captain LeBeau; Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice; Joy becomes a man's first date since he left the priesthood.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

Amorous Annie Tortelli and Evan Drake's daughter replace Carla at the bar during her maternity leave.

Rebecca is furious when Sam spends a weekend on Evan Drake's yacht with another woman.

Tony gets a call from the gym to be a sparring partner for a world-champion boxer.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

For the sake of their marriage, as well as Emily's Master's Degree and Bob's heavy work schedule, the Hartleys decide that it would be best if they took up separate residences.

KAOS wants to kidnap Miss U.S.A. in an attempt to get her scientist father to cooperate with them.

Ralph doesn't know Alice has a job at a doctor's office; Ralph thinks Alice wants him only for his life insurance benefits.

An upcoming cooking contest forces Bilko to swipe a French chef's casserole recipe.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Toody believes that Muldoon has refused a promotion so they can remain a team.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.

In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Davy must enter the Monkeemobile in a race.

Four girls chase the Monkees through the streets of Paris.

Introducing young viewers to entertainment animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Bobby saves Peter from being hit by a falling ladder and in return the older Brady promises to become Bobby's slave.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

Gilligan meets a jungle boy and the castaways try to teach him English.

Angry because the men haven't kept their promise to build them private houses, the women move away.

The castaways have an unexpected visitor: a surfer from Hawaii who came in on a tsunami.

A gorilla is enchanted by Mrs. Howell's perfume and kidnaps her.

Gomer is upset after he poses for fun pictures on the beach which are later altered and appear in a men's magazine showing Gomer surrounded by women.

Carter tries to get rid of Gomer by arranging his transfer to the band.

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant that is really a front for a gambling house.

A pair of ambulance chasers tries to maneuver Gomer and Carter into a false damage suit.

Mr. Drysdale forces a playboy on his bank's board of directors into courting Granny.

Granny practices what she intended to preach against when she sets out to save Jed from the evils of gambling.

Jethro gives up his ambition of becoming a brain surgeon to take on the perils and pleasures of an international spy.

A rival banker spirits the Clampetts' millions from Milburn Drysdale's loving care.

Harry tries to keep his stepfather (John Astin) and another man out of a mental hospital. Mel Tormé guest stars.

Christine invites a stranger to her party, not realizing he's wanted by the mob.

Panic grips the courtroom as the gang races to clear 207 cases in one session, so a millionaire will donate money to save an orphanage and so Dan can win an office pool for the most convictions.

Harry and Dan, along with their passionate women, are caught in an embarrassing situation in Harry's chambers.

Frasier, upon hearing horror stories of being tied down to marriage, gets cold feet about his own impending nuptials.

While Norm paints Evan's house, Rebecca sneaks a look at his bedroom -- and is trapped when he comes home unexpectedly.

Carla seeks help from Frasier when her fear of flying leads Eddie, who is working out of town, to believe she is ashamed of his job.

Evan offers Sam a promotion -- a deal laced with an ulterior motive.

As Howard prepares to introduce Howie to Ellen, he tries to mold Ellen into an image the boy will like.

Bob gives up most of his private practice to become the staff psychologist with a major insurance company. He soon learns that it's possible for a man in the corporate world to do his job too well.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

Max and 99 must find the KAOS agent who has infiltrated the harem of an important prince.

Max must learn how KAOS is able to blow up every building used for the space program.

In this parody of the film "Dog Day Afternoon," Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) are held hostage by a pair of desperate bank robbers.

Sledge and Dori go undercover at a local high school to break up a car theft ring.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ricky and David want revenge for not being invited to Will's birthday party.

David and Ricky take on a morning paper route.

General store clerk Herbie Bates, is name assistant general manager of the Shady Rest by Kate, making Uncle Joe feel like he is being replaced.

Uncle Joe becomes a justice of the peace with hopes of attracting honeymooners.

Ida takes a part-time job at the costume shop to earn money to buy Martin a water bed for their anniversary.

Rhoda gets a bonus and meets a new and exciting man all in the same day.

Rhoda decides, without asking her mother's permission, to spend a weekend alone with her new boyfriend.

Rhoda and Brenda spend another Friday evening with their parents watching old home movies.

Ann's father suspects the worst when he finds Don in Ann's apartment early one morning.

A rainy day sees Donald, Ann and her parents playing a game of Monopoly, which soon goes awry when Ann's father gets too competitive.

When Lou slips and gets injured at Donald's magazine, Donald is forced to get him to sign an insurance waiver.

Lou wants Ann to direct the Brewster Variety Show.

Shirley starts spending time with a wealthy, sophisticated older man.

Laverne has to explain to an angry Shirley why she received a passionate love note from Carmine.

Laverne and Shirley pose as weight-loss counselors at a fat farm.

Laverne and Shirley dream about life in the hereafter after arguing about returning a check from the phone company.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Lucy gets involved in a flower show and starts raising tulips.

Lucy becomes involved in community affairs and almost gets expelled from the neighborhood.

After a movie deal falls through, Lucy wants her house back from the Williams family; with Danny Thomas.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Harry convinces Lucy and the kids to star in his college reunion revue.

Craig produces a documentary film about the American mother starring Lucy.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.