KDIT-CD

When Granny spies a group of movie actors dressed as Union soldiers, she prepares to go to war with them.

Granny recruits her own commandos against the Union when she thinks battle scenes for a Civil War movie are the real thing.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair.

Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

Carla's offspring are guinea pigs for Rebecca and Sam; Cliff attempts to videotape Woody and Kelly.

Carla fears that Boston Celtics forward Kevin McHale is turning into one of the bar bunch; Lilith gets a new hairdo.

A couple of cabbies quickly claim responsibility when Elaine begins receiving mysterious love messages from a secret admirer.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.