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Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

Even though Naomi and Vint separate, they must continue to live with Mama.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair and sends it to Kressler's for repair. Archie becomes upset but then faces a dilemma when he finds the chair has accidentally become part of a modern art exhibit.

Mike craftily gets out of taking Gloria to a party so he can go skiing with the boys.

The women travel to Los Angeles to meet the creator of Victoria's new show; Elka tries to convince Zed Simms to move production to Cleveland.

The women try new things after reading inspirational coffee sleeves; Joy helps Victoria make lifestyle videos; Melanie tries to install shelves without help; Elka stirs up romance.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

Frasier is concerned about the depth of Lilith's grief when one of her lab rats dies.

Sam locks himself out while baby-sitting; Kelly (Jackie Swanson) becomes Cheers' newest waitress.

Alex's new romantic affair with a famous television soap opera actress leads to thoughts of matrimony.

Fired Oscar goes to work for a men's magazine.

Bob's invitation to lecture at a prestigious sex seminar results in distress when the audience shows up nude.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

Part 2/2. Ralph gets set up so that revenge-seeking criminals mistake him for a look-alike rival mob boss.

Bilko tries to save Ritzik's deteriorating marriage.

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.

The officers transform Muldoon for a date.

Walter is upset by the anonymous love poems Harriet is receiving, so he turns to Mr. Boynton, who writes out his favorite quote from "Cyrano de Bergerac." When the poem falls into the wrong hands, it causes chaos amongst everyone.

Ozzie decides to do things differently.

Ann and Don get into an argument over an abstract sculpture he sends her.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

The children read an item in an advice column and are sure it was written by their parents.

French and a friend decide to open a restaurant.

Danny's speech to the U.N. delegation is ruined.

Mary plans to enliven her party with a rock pianist.

The Douglases go to Scotland to see their castle.

Steve has a terrible day.

Lucy tries to get Carol Burnett to do a benefit at the kids' school.

Lucy and Viv enroll in a local judo school.

A misunderstanding between the Ricardos and Mertzes leads to intense jealousy.

Lucy decides to have Ricky build a brick barbecue.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

With his social life on the downturn, Roger decides to pick up some pointers from Fonzie.

Shirley is handcuffed to a robber, whose escape would lead Shirley to be forced to go with him.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert.

When Jethro gets his draft notice, he buys himself a surplus Army tank and a general's uniform and begins his own training.

Jethro's military career comes to a halt when psychiatrists won't believe his family is real.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Archie is touched twice by tragedy -- Stretch Cunningham's death and being chosen to deliver the eulogy.

Gloria's discovery about Edith leads her to convince Mike to give Archie a lecture on the facts of life.

Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about.

Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's.

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Sam is bitten by the baby bug while spending time with Frasier and Lilith's son.

Sam's passion for making a baby with Rebecca is dampened by thoughts of parental responsibility.

Latka decides to return to his native country to fight in a revolution.

Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife.

Bob runs into problems when he brings his therapy group home for a wild role-playing encounter.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Alice gives Ralph's old suit to charity without knowing the pockets contain money.

Bilko is the peacemaker in a fight between a wealthy man and his son.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Crooks buy a restaurant next to a bank.

Mr. Conklin finds a letter from the school board to the previous principal chastising him for his tyrannical rule. Fearing trouble for himself, he institutes a spare the rod policy that fails miserably.

ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest (Todd Susman). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF's expose earns Willie (Max Wright) a guest spot on a consumer advocate show. David Horowitz appears as himself.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Mike and Davy are kidnapped in a ghost town. Guest: Rose Marie.

The Monkees try to help a boy keep his pet horse.

Learning about bird watching.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A miniature potbellied pig gives a little boy the confidence and comfort he needs to make friends and to be himself; a poodle helps a visually impaired handler.

Jack counts down seven bizarre creatures.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week.

The column Peter is writing for the school newspaper is a profitable venture.

The castaways make a silent movie in the hopes that it will be discovered by someone who will rescue them.

Gilligan and the Skipper hear a radio broadcast telling of the collapse of the Howell financial empire.

Two Russian cosmonauts go off course and land in the lagoon. The castaways see this as an opportunity to leave the island, but their visitors have other plans.

The Skipper accidentally creates a radio receiver in Gilligan's mouth.

Gomer wins a boat in a jingle contest, and Carter offers to pay the upkeep and become part owner.

Con artist Friendly Freddy sells Gomer a pearl ring for Lou-Ann.

After an argument, Carter and Bunny turn their attentions toward Lou-Ann and Gomer.

A Latin American military man, observing Carter's platoon, proposes to overthrow him.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Christine (Markie Post) is suspicious when Harry (Harry Anderson) secretly takes part in a government sting operation. John Astin guest stars.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) sting operation is successful; potential killers run loose in the courthouse. John Astin guest stars as Buddy Ryan.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) falls for Christine's (Markie Post) convict pen pal, unaware that he escaped while on furlough. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Christine (Markie Post) reluctantly agrees to be Art's date for the Buffalo Lodge Ball. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

While the boys are on a road trip to discover their manhood, Rebecca and Lilith ogle the relief bartender.

A retiring psychic (Georgia Brown) convinces Carla she is clairvoyant and should take over her business.

Norm cannot be moved when he injures his back while painting Frasier and Lilith's apartment.

Cliff prepares for the worst when he introduces his mother to Margaret; Rebecca's fertility plan leaves Sam cold.

Bob succumbs to the pressures of living in a big city and seeks employment at a small rural college.

Bob thinks that Veronica Kidd, a student trainee, has fallen in love with him.

Bob strikes out against a friend's fear of falling, but succumbs to the same phobia himself when he is subjected to a harrowing experience in an elevator.

Bob's memory is taxed to the limit when he forgets that April 15th is the Federal income tax deadline, and also the date of the Hartleys' seventh wedding anniversary.

Max gives an easy assignment to two pupils — follow 99 while she's shopping.

Max has all kinds of trouble hunting for KAOS agent "The Chameleon.".

Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) learn that clues to a series of jewel heists lead to a hairdresser. Kurt Paul and Michael Des Barres guest star.

Sledge (David Rasche) attempts to keep the KGB away from a Soviet citizen. Mark Blankfield and Lee Garlington guest star.

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie is scheduled to speak on Greek history.

Ricky and David get their independence with separate bedrooms.

Norman Curtis, the railroad president, sends his basset hound to the Shady Rest to give him a change of scenery.

Uncle Joe believes an old schoolmate of Kate's is a con artist, instead of the millionaire he says he is.

Rhoda and Brenda are stunned to learn that their parents have separated.

After their mother gets cold feet about looking for her missing husband, Rhoda and Brenda agree to do it in her place.

Ida and Rhoda quarrel over Ida's decision to date a younger man.

Brenda's happiness over Benny's proposal is marred by Ida's refusal to give the two her blessing.

Ann thinks she has a hot stock tip.

Lou hires a pop group with a surprising finale.

Ann cannot find the funds for a class reunion.

A producer hires Ann to help him during a lawsuit.

Lenny and Squiggy impose on Joey Heatherton to read one of their TV scripts.

Laverne has doubts about moving in with her beau after Lenny's surprise visit.

Laverne falls for actor Charles Grodin and mistakes his kindness for romantic interest.

Shirley tries to convince Carmine to be the groom when she is offered a free wedding reception.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.

Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

A female visitor to a country club stirs jealousy in the neighborhood.

Lucy gets involved in a flower show and starts raising tulips.

Geisha Lucy needs money for a string of pearls.

Mr. Mooney entrusts his wife's birthday present to Lucy and Viv.

Lucy poses as a wealthy heiress when she and Viv win a trip to Las Vegas.

Harry loses $100,000 when Lucy angers a rich client.

Lucy is denied a vacation by Harry because of her constant extended lunches and late mornings.

Lucy becomes involved in community affairs and almost gets expelled from the neighborhood.

Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding; an anthropologist seeks a missing link; Stubing romances the anthropologist's wife (Katherine Helmond); Julie is replaced; guests Patrick Duffy, Anthony Andrews.