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The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

Sylvia Schnauser plans for the elaborate wedding that she feels she missed by eloping 15 years ago.

Connie's furious when a penny scale refuses to register her weight.

ALF shields Willie (Max Wright) when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show. With Anne Schedeen.

ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

Visiting wildlife sanctuaries for a better understanding of rhinos, camels, lemurs and giraffes.

The world of primates.

A Labrador helps a woman; a service dog does more than its handler could ever ask for.

Creatures equipped with body armor: teeth, spikes, thorns and shields.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

Alice's old beau comes to visit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Gilligan meets Dr. Boris Balinkoff, who mesmerizes him into obeying his every command.

Special berries are needed to restore Gilligan's inverted vision.

Skipper and Gilligan find a top-secret attaché case while fishing.

A kidnapper (Don Rickles) snatches one castaway after another.

Carter will not believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis.

Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou-Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.

Gomer and Carter are contestants on the "Win-a-Date" television program.

Carter decides Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to arrange a wedding.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Hogan has to smuggle valuable photographs out of the POW camp.

Hogan has to destroy a secret German shipment of heavy water.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

Carla hatches a self-styled plot for revenge against her high-school principal.

Diane hopes Sam will profess his love for her after Frasier proposes.

Sam learns that Diane is working in a convent and asks her to come back to Cheers.