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Jonathan Winters returns as Carol's guest, highlighted by a dual role in The Wonderful World of Hospitals; fellow guest Dionne Warwick takes the stage solo and with Carol for a musical treat.

A clever pickpocket who always wanted to be a cop arrests Toody and Muldoon.

Madison High protects its star athlete from Mr. Conklin's wrath.

Ozzie helps David study for his English class by staging "Hamlet" in the Nelsons' living room.

Lou hires a pop group with a surprising finale.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

Jody is accused of breaking a cafeteria window.

Danny has trouble accepting the fact that his son is growing up when Rusty becomes old enough to drive a car.

Shock causes a girl to become paralyzed.

Steve gets stuck inside a metal robot suit he has to wear for a father-son program.

A seductive dance instructor signs Uncle Charley (William Demarest) up for a lifetime membership at a dance club.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Lucy and Viv get into trouble when they brag about their skiing ability.

Ricky paces the floor awaiting word from Hollywood about his screen test.

Lucy plans Ricky's triumphal arrival in Hollywood.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Murray, the father of three daughters, decides he wants a son.

Joanie and Marion leave to spend the weekend helping Mother Kelp move.

Laverne falls for a man with a big black limousine but needs Shirley's help to get a date with him.

Doc falls for a radio psychologist; a gambler (Thom Bray) risks love; a woman wants to retire her spouse's (Donald O'Connor) orangutan.

A disguised rock star faces rejection; a novelist sees Ace as the hero of her next book; two lovers celebrate their 10th anniversary.

Grannie manages to chase away an IRS agent with a shotgun, prompting a story from Mr. Drysdale about how the family came to live in Beverly Hills in the first place.

Los Angeles Dodgers coach Leo Durocher finds a new pitcher in Jethro.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

Mama joins a group that opposes pornography.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

An emotional laundromat owner threatens to sue Archie for overloading one of his washing machines.

Archie fumes with jealousy when an old secret about Edith and her former beau is revealed.

Victoria wants to learn the truth of her co-star's intentions; Joy tries to fit in while Elka befriends the popular girls; Melanie finds herself in a dishonest situation.

Melanie wonders if Alec heard her confess her feelings; Elka and Mamie trick Joy into helping them; Victoria and her co-star fake a relationship.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show.".

Sam's machismo offends a Boston reporter doing a story on the singles scene.

Nick, rejected by his new wife, attempts to regain Carla's love.

Alex and his father, who is back in town to pay a visit, both date the same girl.

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Felix's daughter runs away from home so she can follow her recording idol, Paul Williams.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

A KAOS master of disguises tries to assassinate a witness against KAOS.

Part 2/2. Ralph and Ed wind up on the wrong side of the law in Paris after becoming unwitting pawns in a counterfeiting operation with fake francs.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns"; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.

The timid man in charge during Capt. Block's vacation is rumored to be an ogre.

Connie plans a birthday party for her landlady.

Classic black and white sitcom about life with the Nelson family.

Ann cannot find the funds for a class reunion.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

A broken leg keeps Buffy from going to the circus.

After tearing her friend's dress during a fight, Linda buys her a fancy new one and charges it to her father's account.

Donna wants Mary to attend her own alma mater.

Robbie (Don Grady) is so eager to make the track team that he joins a ballet class to improve his timing.

Ernie feels neglected when the other members of the family are busy with various girlfriends, and he is left alone.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

Lucy persuades Ricky to give her driving lessons.

Lucy's mother and the Mertzes join in the trip west.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

Lou moves into Rhoda's old apartment and begins running Mary's private life the same way he runs the office.

Chachi earns money as a dance instructor but claims he got it selling a song.

Shirley takes desperate measures to save a horse from the glue factory.

A psychic predicts doom; a woman and an old beau are reunited by her dead husband's design; a man discovers that he was once married.

Stubing's pending marriage upsets Vicki; a veteran football player faces being cut; a cook (Michael Winslow) has two roommates.

Love blooms again for Jed when Mlle. Denise returns from Paris to herald the arrival of a litter of poodles.

The board chairman of Drysdale's bank is determined to meet Jed Clampett, the bank's financial wizard.

Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand.

Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Archie and Edith travel to upstate New York to attend the wedding of her cousin Maude's daughter.

Archie appears on TV in a rebuttal over an editorial for gun control he saw on the local news. While celebrating his accomplishment, the Bunkers are held up by a pair of thugs at Kelsey's bar who saw his report.

Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt; Joy likes the idea of male pet-owners; Victoria is interviewed by her daughter.

Melanie becomes embroiled in an office love triangle; Joy learns something about Sean; Victoria is insecure about dating a movie star; Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Norm learns he is being promoted to a job requiring him to fire other employees.

Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from taking off to Europe with Frasier.

Louie threatens to sever all ties with his mother when she announces her intention to remarry.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Oscar takes a job with a radio station as a sports talk show host.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

Smart tries to conceal his occupation from his visiting relatives.

In 'Bread', Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In 'Ralph Threatens to Leave', the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in 'Ring Salesman', Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, whom he believes Alice is having an affair with.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

Sylvia Schnauser plans for the elaborate wedding that she feels she missed by eloping 15 years ago.

Connie's furious when a penny scale refuses to register her weight.

ALF shields Willie (Max Wright) when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show. With Anne Schedeen.

ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

Visiting wildlife sanctuaries for a better understanding of rhinos, camels, lemurs and giraffes.

The world of primates.

A Labrador helps a woman; a service dog does more than its handler could ever ask for.

Creatures equipped with body armor: teeth, spikes, thorns and shields.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

Alice's old beau comes to visit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Gilligan meets Dr. Boris Balinkoff, who mesmerizes him into obeying his every command.

Special berries are needed to restore Gilligan's inverted vision.

Skipper and Gilligan find a top-secret attaché case while fishing.

A kidnapper (Don Rickles) snatches one castaway after another.

Carter will not believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis.

Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou-Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.

Gomer and Carter are contestants on the "Win-a-Date" television program.

Carter decides Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to arrange a wedding.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Hogan has to smuggle valuable photographs out of the POW camp.

Hogan has to destroy a secret German shipment of heavy water.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

Carla hatches a self-styled plot for revenge against her high-school principal.

Diane hopes Sam will profess his love for her after Frasier proposes.

Sam learns that Diane is working in a convent and asks her to come back to Cheers.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

It's a matter of principal versus principle when Emily refuses to skip one of her students ahead two grades at the elementary school where she teaches, despite the prodding of the school's principal.

Bob is faced with the possibility that his younger sister may move in with Howard.

Bob takes two of his therapy groups to a rustic retreat for a marathon session that never progresses further than everyone's complaints about the primitive conditions of their accommodations.

Smart must take a payroll to CONTROL agents behind the Iron Curtain.

When a CONTROL agent is mysteriously murdered, Smart and 99 search for the killer.

Sledge and Dori must investigate the murder of a punk rocker.

Sledge (David Rasche) becomes engrossed in a survivalist war game to find out who murdered a businessman. With John Paragon, Roderick Cook and Anthony DeLongis.

A mismatched pair competes to win a grand prize.

Actress Evelyn Rudie is featured on the classic quiz show.

The Nelsons face a feathered dilemma when they attempt to repair their rain gutter.

Harriet writes to an advice columnist at the local newspaper.

Uncle Joe and the girls are forced to find employment when Homer arranges for the bank to foreclose Kate's mortgage.

Betty Jo's pal, Willie, has a knack for the roulette wheel. Uncle Joe plans to use his ability to save the whole valley from foreclosure by Homer Bedloe.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

Rhoda opens her own office and quickly learns the problems faced by a woman launching a business.

Brenda, depressed and feeling in a rut, decides to pack up and move to San Francisco.

Bored with her life, Ida decides to become a "now" woman and launch her own career.

A producer hires Ann to help him during a lawsuit.

Ann sees film of Ruth kissing a man.

A wrenched back strands Don in Ann's apartment.

Babysitter Ann thinks her charge has mumps.

Laverne and Shirley learn a valuable lesson when they try to entertain Mrs. Babish's mentally challenged daughter.

The owner of the Brewery wants the girls to put his talentless son in the brewery talent show.

Laverne agrees to let Shirley's cousin, who is about to take his final exam at dental school, fix her broken front tooth.

After getting the royal brush-off from two fellows, Laverne and Shirley spend the night in an Oshkosh bus station.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes have a hard time finding accommodations on their trip to California.

Lucy gets the Ricardos and the Mertzes thrown in a Tennessee jail.

After a movie deal falls through, Lucy wants her house back from the Williams family; with Danny Thomas.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown, Albuquerque, N.M.

While Ricky heads to a meeting at the film studio, Lucy and the Mertzes go celebrity hunting, and Lucy finds trouble when she meets William Holden and Eve Arden while having lunch at the Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood.

A cruise to China brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests John Forsythe, Ursula Andress, Linda Evans.