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Felix's pet parrot takes a turn for the worse, and Oscar offers to handle the burial arrangements.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Max and 99 discover the identity of KAOS' new Mr. Big, but they can't escape to tell anyone.

Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus; Ralph thinks a turkey ate Alice's missing wedding ring.

A pair of grand opera voices, in the form of Eileen Farrell and Marilyn Horne, join Carol tonight in an episode that features Harvey leading a Fireside Chat with the First Family.

A group of confidence men attempts to swindle Sylvia Schnauser and Toody by mistake.

Walter tricks the principal into approving "Turnabout Day," so the teachers become the students, and students act as teachers, with Walter as principal.

ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's (Max Wright) visiting brother (JM J. Bullock). With Benji Gregory.

ALF gets peeved about having to remain hidden while Willie's brother (JM J. Bullock) extends his visit. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

The quartet takes over an answering service.

The boys all fall for the same woman (Julie Newmar).

Visiting an elephant conservation sanctuary in central Florida to learn more about these large animals.

The world of the four great apes and what makes an ape an ape.

A look back at two stories from Season 1; a therapy dog uses surfing to calm its handler; a horse and a dog help their handler find comfort.

Seven unforgettable adventures Jack has taken on foot.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Bobby and Cindy try to prove their worth by setting a new world's teeter-totter record.

Annoyed at being so small, Bobby tries exercises to make himself taller.

Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

Skipper becomes depressed when a radio bulletin announces that he has been declared at fault for the loss of his charter boat.

A big-game hunter plans to stalk Gilligan. He must survive 24 hours without being killed.

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger.

Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat but misinterprets the message.

Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown.

Carter manages to lose Gomer's life savings.

When a Marine buddy breaks his leg, Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Tormé turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

LeBeau masquerades as a French chemist while Hogan smuggles the real chemist to England.

An elite German division camps near Stalag 13 and creates problems for Klink and Hogan.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

Bob breaks a long-standing rule against treating friends when he agrees to counsel Emily's chum, whose marriage to a muscular gym teacher seems to be breaking up.

Max must obtain a murdered CONTROL agent's information and investigate his death at the same time.

Max's search for the murderer of a CONTROL agent makes everyone on board suspect.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

A professional golfer competes to win fabulous prizes.

Wally Dipple invents an unusual garage door opener; Ozzie and Thorny want to invest in it, but their plans hit a little snag.

Ozzie drives everyone crazy as he searches for where an odd bolt came from.

Uncle Joe buys a goat so that he can sell the milk as a hair growing balm for Hooterville's bald citizens.

A circus boss plans to take advantage of Uncle Joe's naivety.

Rhoda and Joe have a difficult time celebrating their first anniversary pleasantly because of their tempers.

A psychiatrist organizes a group-encounter session at a party that Rhoda and Joe are throwing.

Brenda quits her job at the bank only to find herself faced with the problems of unemployment.

Two of Rhoda and Brenda's best friends take advantage of both of them.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

Ann reminds a writer of his late wife.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

Don breaks his engagement with Ann.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.

Lucy is left on the dock when the Ricardos and Mertzes sail for Europe.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

The Countess enlists Lucy's aid in getting financial backing for a charm school.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

Lucy anticipates a second honeymoon on her trip to Europe, but Ricky is too busy.

Lucy and Ethel go looking for the queen on their first day in London but don't have any luck; when they arrive back at the hotel, Ricky lets Lucy dance the lead in a circus number so that she may be presented to the queen.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Honeymooners find a strange dog in their motel room; Leroy lies to his pen pal, Florence.

Kenny invites Nikki to help him house-sit; a traveling salesman gets into a high-stakes poker game.

A beautiful girl finds the cheap way to travel cross-country. "Love and the Old Swingers" Two senior citizens decide to get with it.

Sam and Estelle are two performers who are going nowhere. "Love and the Secret Life" George plans a surprise for his wedding anniversary.

Best-dressed Millie is the county's fashion arbiter.

Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout.

House-sitting Goober pretends a mansion is his.

Millie dreams that something bad will happen to Sam and Howard on their fishing trip.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week.

Bill asks a doctor to help Buffy's pal who is disabled.

The bartender at Danny's club wants Danny to be his celebrity partner on a quiz show.

Jeff hopes that glasses will make him appear more sophisticated.

The usually all-male Douglas household becomes a refuge for a female dancer who has been evicted from her apartment.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) takes part in a fathers-vs.-sons quiz show.

Lucy must enter a mountain climbing contest to keep her job.

Lucy and the Countess visit a health farm to help out Mr. Mooney.

Lucy is torn between wanting to spend the weekend fox hunting and her jealousy of a blonde.

Ricky's tour calls for Paris as the next stop, but Lucy wants to go to Scotland.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Murray wants to tell Mary his most intimate secret: He's in love with her.

Richie and Potsie use false identity cards to get into a burlesque show.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

Simon meets his son and grandson for the first time; the family pretends to be happy to try to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school.

Elka throws a funeral for Victoria so she can join Emmet in hiding; Simon and Joy face a dilemma.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

Emily agrees to help operate a children's summer camp and tries to persuade Bob to be one of the counselors.

Agent 99 goes undercover as a model to retrieve plans sewn into a dress.

Part 1/2. Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney guest star in this episode, which features a meeting between incoming and outgoing First Ladies, an awkward audition, and the movie spoof Kids Town.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

When being stalked by a mysterious man with a black mustache, the man forces Connie to a TV studio where she's guest of honor on the "Here is Your Past" TV program and is confronted by friends who are mad at her.

David will get $50 when he reaches Ozzie's height.

A defecting Soviet comic throws himself at Ann.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joyriding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

The column Peter is writing for the school newspaper is a profitable venture.

The twins get a small inheritance.

Danny and Kathy and Charley and Bunny decide they should meet their new neighbors.

Mary soon regrets living in the college dorm.

Robbie learns of an old Italian custom when he takes a girl walking in the park and is then expected to marry her.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gets a parking ticket from Robbie's girlfriend, a meter maid, then flunks his driving test.

Harry is reunited with the Italian girl he was engaged to during World War II.

Aristocrats visit the penniless Countess.

Lucy plans to uncover Parisian artistic talent and meets an artist of "notes.".

While in Paris, Lucy spots someone she thinks is Charles Boyer.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

An impatient Ted drives everyone crazy as he waits to find out if he has been chosen as a game show host.

Richie and Arlene split up only to discover that it's too late to line up other dates for the prom.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Julie's parents announce they're divorcing; prudish cabin mates fall in love; a 13-year-old tomboy meets a boy and feels first love.

A bachelor falls for three traveling companions; a long-separated couple finds changes have occurred; a con man enlists his brother.

Granny and gasoline prove a terrifying mixture when, after a taxi ride, she decides she must learn to drive.

Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

Victoria's movie premiere approaches; Emmy visits with surprising news; Elka has taken a younger lover.

When Victoria wants an Oscar nomination, her friends try to convince Academy members to consider her.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Diane feels as though her life is doomed when a poem she submits for publication is rejected while Sam's amateur poetry is published.

A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.

Bob becomes the "oldest permanent psychologist in Chicago" when the ceiling in his office collapses, and he has to set up shop wherever he can find the space.

Verna asks for Agent Smart's help to flee with a KAOS-agent list.

Part 2/2. Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Toody goes undercover and becomes the national underworld leader.

Miss Brooks tries to acquire an elephant and use it as the new school mascot after a rival principal procures a live bear.

Ozzie and Thorny must contend with David's dog training while trying to watch the fights on TV.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys at 6 a.m. inspections.

A tidal wave is predicted for New York.

Kathy and Bunny are conned into spending $100 on an antique clock.

Emergencies keep Alex away during Father and Son Week.

Robbie films a movie for his college cinema class with the aid of a female student.

To earn extra money, Robbie sets up a birthday cake business at home.

In danger after witnessing a robbery, Lucy is rescued by Mannix.

Lucy and Viv persuade Arthur Godfrey to star in a community play.

Lucy wants to attend a Paris fashion show, but Ricky is hesitant to let her go.

Lucy and Ricky are trapped by an Alpine avalanche.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Mary's Aunt Flo (Eileen Heckart), a well-known newspaper journalist, visits Mary and the newsroom staff.

Richie and his friends set out to conquer their financial woes as a rock 'n' roll band.

Lenny falls madly in love with Laverne when she gives him pity.

A man (Billy Crystal) changes personalities at night; a businessman neglects his wife and son; a witness hides from the mob at sea.

A ghost plays matchmaker for his widow; Gopher's formerly chubby sister has designs on Doc; a divorced couple are locked in together.

Jed and Drysdale foil Mrs. Drysdale's plan to tear down the cabin her husband built for Granny on the Clampett estate.

When Jethro misses his graduation from sixth grade, Skipper the chimp pinch-hits for him.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble a woman is causing for Archie and Edith.

Trouble starts in the Bunker house when the family finds an 82-year-old pajama-clad stranger in their living room.

The women are assessed to see if they can adopt a puppy; Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a turn.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

A forged letter leads Diane to believe she can make it as a ballerina.

After Diane refuses his proposal once again, Sam loses his temper and finds himself charged with assault and battery.

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.