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On the occasion of their promotions to captain, Gage and DeSoto recall some of their careers' most dangerous rescues.

Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.

Unrequited love, death, danger, duty and tomfoolery make up a typical day in the 4077th. Guest starring Joan Van Ark.

Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to make an issue of the accidental shelling of a South Korean village by U.S. artillery.

After three days of near-continuous duty, Hawkeye's behavior becomes wackier than usual.

Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.

Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.".

Rose has to go and get a job when she loses her late husband's pension, where she is confronted for the first time by ageism.

Dorothy's beau gives up a lucrative legal practice to become a circus clown.

Guests: Steve Lawrence and Dick Martin.

A widow is charged with killing the man she believes murdered her son; guests Frances Reid, Noah Beery.