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Max and 99 have a misunderstanding over a beautiful scientist.

Max and 99 are assigned to find a KAOS communications system.

Trunk and Doreau (Harrison Page, Anne-Marie Martin) offer damaging testimony against Hammer (David Rasche), who's on trial for the murder of a notorious hood.

Reprise of the season finale. A group of terrorist women, led by a fanatical fitness guru (Mary Woronov), threatens to blow up the city. With Robin Leach and Lance LeGault.

Comedian Ernie Kovacs competes to win fabulous prizes.

Heavyweight boxing champion Joe Louis is featured on the classic quiz show.

The Nelsons go all out to get a traffic signal installed on their street.

Ozzie thinks a dental receptionist is eyeing him.

The Stones' friends go all out on a new farm.

School-play star Jeff argues with co-star Angie.

The story behind a watch inspires Alex to push Jeff.

Alex and Jeff collaborate on building a kart racer.

Martin's unexpected return causes mixed emotions in his wife.

Rhoda's boss, Jack, decides that his new image is ready for the ultimate test: a date with an attractive woman.

Ann sees film of Ruth kissing a man.

A wrenched back strands Don in Ann's apartment.

Babysitter Ann thinks her charge has mumps.

Don proposes to Ann and gives her an engagement ring, which she promptly returns.

Squiggy's long-lost father returns; The gang become extras in a play.

Carmine and Frank have a dispute over music being better now in the present or in the past.

With Squiggy as his agent, Carmine finds fame after lightning strikes him.

Laverne's dad and Carmine set a trap for the thieves who burglarized the girls' apartment.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Ethel finds someone to teach Lucy an Apache dance that she wants to perform in Ricky's show. The dance instructor thinks he should also be romantic to American women. When Lucy rejects his advances, he challenges Ricky to a duel.

Ethel wants Ricky to be in her benefit show, but Lucy insists that the only way to get Ricky is to let her be in it too. Ricky chooses a song for Lucy to sing, but selects one that has jokes in it where Ricky gets all the punch lines.

Lucy poses as a chauffeur to meet Ernie Kovacs; with Edie Adams.

Lucy and Viv return home terrified after a night at the movies.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

Harry makes Lucy work the weekend while he takes the kids to Mexico.

Kim must raffle off a sports car she won in order to pay the tax.

Lucy takes a job as a babysitter for a pair of mischievous twins. Their mother asks that Lucy be in a talent show with the boys and, if they win, she can keep the prize money. Lucy and the boys sing with a little dancing helped by a pet frog.

Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

Phil makes a date with Ann, a girl he's never seen. "Love and Lover's Lane" Dora and Peter plan to celebrate their anniversary.

Alice is infatuated with her married boss.

Calvin and Linda get married in a nudist colony. In "Love and the Neglected Wife," a wife tries to provoke jealousy in her husband.

Michael has to tutor two actors in the film he's directing. "Love and the Small Wedding" Wendy and Robert try to help out a friend in need.

Emmett drives his friends crazy after he retires.

When Millie's friend breaks up with her boyfriend, she comes to stay with Millie.

The Mayberry church committee goes to Siler City in search of a bell for their steeple.

The town turns out for a welcoming of their sister city from Mexico.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Bill meets a widow with three children of her own.

Linda delivers her parents' old love letters.

Donna and Tony Martin protest traffic violations.

Chip's reward for saving a dog makes him popular.

Bub is curious about Steve's top-secret project.

Lucy and Harry write a TV commercial for Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Lucy and Viv start off the Little League season with Sherman and Jerry.

Lucy finally finds what she believes to be the perfect solution for getting into show business. After Ethel gives her a book about psychological diseases, Lucy pretends to suffer from numerous ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her.

When Ricky refuses to appear in Lucy's play "A Tree Grows in Havana," she rewrites it as "The Perils of Pamela." Ricky learns that a Hollywood producer will see the show, so he appears onstage dressed for the original version of Lucy's play.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

Rhoda's boyfriend fixes Mary up with the world's most zealous suitor.

Joanie decides to move to Chicago with Chachi and his family to pursue a singing career.

Laverne decides to become a Playboy Bunny and meets Hugh Hefner.

A woman captain pursues Gopher; an older couple sees a friend with a younger woman; a former police officer investigates Vicki's friend.

Capt. Stubing does not approve of a trio of club representatives; a divorcing couple take one last cruise together; a matchmaker errs.

Granny becomes enraged when Elly's pack of dogs tramples her every time she announces a meal is ready.

Granny convinces herself that she has the gift of prophecy and starts making predictions.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Edith adds a senior citizen wedding and a pair of honeymooners to Archie's precious fishing trip plans.

Archie's management skills cause Harry and Carlos to quit on opening night, and Archie must turn to his inexperienced family members for help.

Everyone helps Joy's son plan the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; a guest from Joy's past shows up.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

An old baseball buddy encourages Sam to try out for the Red Sox farm team; Frasier takes care of Lilith's lab rat.

Rebecca hopes an old flame (Harvey Fierstein) will sweep her off her feet; Sam forms a support group.

Romantic sparks start to fly uncontrollably when Latka meets Simka Dahblitz, who is from his native country.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Bob's impulsive decision to leave town for a week is received with disastrous emotions by his patients, who seemingly can't make it without him.

Agent 99 is surprised to suddenly discover that she is working for KAOS.

Part 1/2. Ralph feigns sickness in an attempt to get visiting Aunt Ethel to leave.

Fort Baxter Wacs think their boyfriends are gambling too much.

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies; Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.

Muldoon forgets the partners' anniversary.

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

David receives a birthday gift he's not quite old enough to use.

A stray dog nips Lou.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

The siblings join French on a frontier vacation.

Danny fumes when a bandleader rejects Rusty.

Alex's aunt visits and meets with an old love.

Chip portrays an American Indian in a school play about Christopher Columbus.

Mike and Sally think Steve is dating a singer.

Lucy must pass a driving test when she discovers her license has expired.

Lucy tries to replace Jerry's escaped white butterfly.

The two couples have a fun evening singing until the Mertzes go home and hear the Ricardos still singing in the apartment above. Arguments occur between the friends and, to break out of their lease, the Ricardos invite Ricky's band over to play.

When Lucy learns that there is an opening in one of Ricky's acts for a ballet dancer, as well as a burlesque comedienne, Lucy decides to take a ballet class, which leads to disastrous results.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

Lou's new boss thinks she's in love with him.

The empty-nest syndrome affects Howard and Marion's marriage.

Laverne is sentenced to die in jail when she unwittingly becomes involved in a bank robbery.

A young woman falls in love with her father's friend; a woman helps her husband find a lover; a VIP's niece asks too much of Gopher.

A carnival director (Howard Keel) has a difficult reunion; a comedy duo pursues the same girl; a palm reader must reveal the truth.

Granny plans the first head transplant in history when Mr. Drysdale is hurt in a fracas with his wife.

Cousin Roy arrives from the hills as advance man for Granny's hated rival, Myrtle Halsey.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Gloria gets a letter from a friend that arranged her blind date with Mike, Gloria recounts the story of what happened that night.

Edith gets her big chance for fame and fortune when she's asked to do a television commercial.

Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date.

Victoria directs her mother and son in a musical; Elka auditions for a part in Victoria's play; Joy and Melanie try to fire a waiter.

Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

The rivalry between Cheers and the Old Towne Tavern, now under new ownership, continues; Rebecca gets a make-over.

Norm and Cliff go to Burbank after Cliff is convinced that Johnny Carson will be using one of his jokes.

Bobby's new manager is more interested in his talents as a lover than his acting abilities.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.