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Guest Tim Conway plays a dentist; understudy Carol looks to steal the show from a Broadway star; Ethel Merman also guest stars.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.

Connie hopes to make Mr. Boynton jealous.

ALF's attitude toward cats changes after his first encounter with kittens. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Whizzer (Paul Dooley) comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy (Anne Meara) at the Tanners. With Max Wright.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

The boys try to find backers for their Broadway show.

A film producer wants the singers in his new movie. Catalino: Bobby Sherman.

A guide dog center where canines are trained to become service dogs.

The world of birds, including the owl and the ostrich.

A therapy dog helps its young handler find a happy place; a therapy dog helps its handler with PTSD but has challenges of its own.

Jack meets hippos, bears, lions and elephants while spending the night in their world.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Carol's minor accident in a parking lot turns into a court case.

When Mike takes the whole family with him on a business trip to Hawaii, they become involved with an ancient taboo.

Bad luck continues when Jan re-discovers the ancient idol Bobby had discarded and gives it back to him.

While returning an ancient idol to its resting place, the boys are menaced by an archaeologist (Vincent Price).

Gilligan turns into a live wire after he is struck by a flash of lightning.

The Professor determines that a manned space capsule will pass over the island.

Gilligan and the Skipper discover a totem pole topped by a carved head that looks exactly like Gilligan.

After accidentally knocking herself out, Mary Ann revives thinking she is Ginger.

Carter allows a pet rabbit to escape before he learns it belongs to a general's son.

Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.

Sgt. Carol wants Gomer to sing in the Marine camp show she is organizing.

Carter needs an escort for his sister and Gomer is the only willing Marine available.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.

Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.

Hogan convinces two German officers that Stalag 13 sits over a vast pool of oil.

An eager sergeant complicates Hogan's plan to help 20 men escape.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Sam and Diane play referee when they are invited to dinner by Frasier and Lilith.

Frasier's colleague from his Rhodes scholar days, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, is a world-renowned marriage counselor and is in Boston to accept an honorary degree; Diane asks Finch-Royce to provide a counseling session for her and Sam.

Emily accuses Bob of being stuck in a middle-aged rut and challenges him to switch family responsibilities.

Bob and Emily invite Carol to share her "heavy" experiences with the overweight workshop.

A blind-date-initiated, 12-hour romance culminates in Carol Kester's civil marriage to a handsome travel agent (Will Mackenzie).

Bob and Emily suffer international complications when they host a French psychologist in their home as part of a medical exchange program.

Max is wounded and 99 assumes he's dead when the "Blaster" comes back to town.

Agent Maxwell Smart poses as a safecracker who is employed by KAOS.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

In this parody of the film "Dog Day Afternoon," Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) are held hostage by a pair of desperate bank robbers.

A businesswoman and a scientist compete to win fabulous prizes.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ricky wants a chemistry set, but after Ozzie and Thorny trade in Ricky's old, unwanted train set for one, Ricky announces that he has changed his mind.

David's repeated requests for money lead cash-strapped Ozzie to put his foot down; Thorny experiences the same problem with his son Will.

Mary pushes a shy boy to become a singer.

Jeff and Alex decide to collect their overdue debts.

Jeff heads to a neighboring city to become a success.

A mother makes her daughter's wedding a major event.

Rhoda's business is booming, partially because of Myrna Morgenstern's "persuasive" sales pitch.

Against his better judgment, Joe hires Brenda's obnoxious boyfriend, Nick, to be a wrecker.

A friend throws Don a stag party.

Ann loses a winning horse-race ticket.

Pollution protestor Ann pickets Don's building.

Ann persuades Don to go to a women's lib meeting.

Laverne seeks Shirley's help in developing a more demure personality.

An overenthusiastic building inspector threatens Mrs. Babish with a $2,500 fine.

Laverne is convinced that a spy is after a secret formula belonging to the brewery.

Shirley starts spending time with a wealthy, sophisticated older man.

Mama's home may be demolished to make way for a new landfill.

An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

The Ricardos' belongings disappear from a borrowed Vermont cabin; with Ida Lupino, Howard Duff.

Lucy creates bedlam in a radio station when she becomes disc jockey for a day.

Lucy loses a baseball signed by player Jimmy Piersall.

Lucy drives Dan Dailey crazy after taking a job as his secretary.

Lucy gets sued after hiring Rich Little to help with an ad campaign.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

The crew pitch in to help a director (Ben Vereen) stage an on-board film musical; guests Juliet Prowse, Melba Moore.

The crew pitch in to help a director (Ben Vereen) stage an on-board film musical; guests Alexis Smith, Dean Jones.

A married man is the motel's one millionth guest. "Love and the Family Hour": A soldier is about to ship out overseas.

In "Love and Lady Luck," Tom and Cynthia go to Las Vegas for their honeymoon; in "Love and the Cryptic Gift," an apartment dweller buys some cemetery plots.

Howard pretends that he's a werewolf. "Love and the Little Black Book" Mildred and Rosie discover a little black book with their names in it.

Beatrice visits her sister when she gets jilted. In "Love and the Monsters" an actor and actress meet in the commissary.

Sam's friends decide to paint his house for him, despite his wanting professionals to do the job.

Alice decides that she wants to learn to play the harp.

Tempers flare when Sam, Goober and Howard form a club and don't tell Emmett.

Sam insists that Mike do his own homework when he has to build a teepee.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

Bill asks a former western idol (Bob Steele) to speak to Jody.

Uncle Tonoose goes looking for work.

The house suffers when Donna runs for political office.

Robbie (Don Grady) plays Romeo to the new neighbor's Juliet when a feud seems imminent between the two families.

Robbie and Chip try to get Steve to make Ernie his fishing buddy so they can get out of the annual trip.

Lucy and Ginger Rogers have tea while Harry has Ginger's purse repaired.

Mary Jane fixes Lucy up with a meek and unassuming short man.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

Richie befriends a free-spirited girl who is pregnant and needs help.

Laverne has to explain to an angry Shirley why she received a passionate love note from Carmine.

One of Doc's ex-wives wants him back; a marriage counselor wants his marriage to be open; a woman panics when an old love appears.

Gopher is asked to manage a resort hotel; a rich widow plans to live on board; a magician substitutes for his magician brother.

In one of her periodic campaigns to get Jed married, Granny secretly summons an old and marriageable acquaintance.

Mrs. Drysdale tries to enlist Jed's support for the struggling Beverly Hills Ballet Company.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Mike learns the hard way that games are not always child's play.

Archie suspects that Edith is turning Catholic when she starts wearing a religious medal and attending Mass.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

The ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guests during a super storm; Elka believes the ghost of a murdered woman has returned to seek revenge.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

When Sam's goddaughter (Cady McClain) moves to Boston to attend college, Sam asks Woody to show her around town.

Things are not exactly as they seem when Norm announces that he's been hired by a prestigious Boston accounting firm.

When Elaine is offered a job in Seattle, the gang reminisces about how each became a cabbie.

Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.

Felix tries to win back his former wife with a sentimental reminder of happier days.

Bob is depressed by his seeming lack of success as a psychologist. He seeks help from his old college professor (Keenan Wynn), who manages to heighten his despair by informing him that psychology is all nonsense.

Agent 99 is sent to Casablanca to find the murderer of 275 top scientists.

Ralph can't take $1,000 he won; Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

With Madison High about to be razed for a freeway, Miss Brooks is hired by a private school. Not realizing Conklin will be the new principal at the same school, Connie tells him what a pompous windbag he is.

Ozzie becomes upset when a women's club speaker inspires Harriet to seek a career of her own.

Ann wins a job in a commercial that involves her being abducted by two hoods.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

French asks Bill to intercede for an aspiring-actor friend.

Linda meets a little man who claims to be a leprechaun.

A mysterious woman asks Donna to buy a Chinese horse.

To end squabbles over what program to watch, Uncle Charley decrees no television for a week in the house.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) bragging about his dad forces Steve (Fred MacMurray) into a grueling cross-country race with other fathers.

Lucy becomes David Frost's traveling companion.

Lucy turns into a talent scout when she tries to give Mel Tormé his big break.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

Misadventures abound when the Ricardos and Mertzes vacation in Florida.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

When Howard's black Army buddy asks him to be his best man, the Cunninghams invite the couple to be married in their home.

Laverne and Shirley pose as weight-loss counselors at a fat farm.

A widower and his son fall for the same girl; a bachelor is allergic to marriage; Stubing tries to rehabilitate a teenage shoplifter.

Stubing is considered for a prestigious command; a woman makes a date with a friend's fiancé; an ex-surgeon criticizes Doc's practice.

The Clampetts decide to rent out rooms, and their first boarder turns out to be the Drysdales' militantly efficient British butler.

Pinckney, the butler engaged to impart culture to the Clampetts, finds his job an uphill struggle all the way.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

Edith is going to a christening, the kids are off to a seminar in the mountains, and Archie is headed for a weekend of trouble.

Gloria feels insulted when Mike is turned on by her new black wig she had bought from the department store.

The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka.

Joy decides to reveal her feelings to Mitch, but a dating coach gets in the way; Victoria is smitten by a screenwriter.

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).

When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane combine her work with marriage?

Elaine's indecision over whether to accept a job in Seattle prompts the cabbies to continue reminiscing.

Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.