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Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere.

A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.

Bonnie, Connie's imaginary twin sister, takes part in a scheme against Mr. Conklin.

Ozzie invites an old friend to dinner, unaware of Harriet's plans.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Danny suggests she try more ladylike behavior when Terry falls for a boy who doesn't seem to know she's alive.

A girl inspires Jeff to serve on a dance committee.

Soon after Katie and Chip get their driving licenses, the car collects a big scratch, but neither will plead guilty.

Chip invites a long-haired, guitar-playing boy from Liverpool to be a key addition to his off-key band.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Lucy gets a surprise when she thinks she has a date with Dean Martin's double.

Lucy takes a job as a babysitter for a pair of mischievous twins. Their mother asks that Lucy be in a talent show with the boys and, if they win, she can keep the prize money. Lucy and the boys sing with a little dancing helped by a pet frog.

Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Ted is stricken with a mild heart attack and undergoes a personality change.

Potsie invites three stranded beauty pageant contestants to spend the night at the Cunninghams' home.

The girls meet their new neighbors and experience their first earthquake.

Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone.

The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered.

The Clampetts think a dieting billionaire is a starving farmer, and they try to fatten him up.

The senior Clampetts plan an old-fashioned barn dance, but Elly and Jethro turn it into a rock 'n' roll blast.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

A shady salesman hustles Archie into signing for costly aluminum siding to prevent heat loss.

Gloria feels like a "dumb blonde" when Mike ignores her for an intellectual friend.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date.

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

Carla transforms herself into what she thinks is Eddie's ideal woman.

Frasier and Lilith hire Norm as their interior decorator after firing a renowned designer.

Alex becomes obsessed with his dog's well-being when he finds out his beloved pet hasn't long to live.

An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.

After their apartment is robbed, Felix talks Oscar into moving into Security Arms.

Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession.

KAOS plants a bomb in Max's apartment to kill a visiting scientist.

Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Raccoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud.

Guests are Dyan Cannon and Paul Lynde; Lynde plays a smarmy insurance salesman, and later appears in Canoga Falls in Cannon on As The Stomach Turns.

Toody tries to give Lucille a special gift.

Mrs. Nestor's in need of a boyfriend, so Connie sets out to search for one.

Neal and his ex-wife (JM J. Bullock, Alyce Beasley) reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest. With Anne Schedeen.

ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food. Kenneth David Gilman guest stars. With Max Wright.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Two crooks dupe Peter into copying an art masterpiece.

Celebrating intriguing animals and those who care for them.

What an animal eats helps determine the shape of its mouth, the length of its neck, and other physical features.

A surfing dog helps a young boy find his confidence in the water; a poodle helps a young woman who has a heart defect.

Six incredible, dangerous and dirty animal jobs include wrangling crocodiles, caring for elephants and herding cattle.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

Gilligan and Skipper set sail on a raft in an attempt to find help.

The Skipper orders the castaways to build a community hut due to impending tropical storms.

The Skipper and Gilligan fear that voodoo is responsible when the supply hut is burglarized.

The Skipper has to relive a World War II experience to repair the radio transmitter.

Sgt. Carter is tormented by the fact that no matter how hard he "rides" Gomer, the recruit still likes him.

In revenge for fouling up an exercise, Carter pits Gomer against the "Dragon Lady.".

Gomer and Carter are partners on a five-day survival test in the "wilderness.".

Gomer escorts the colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance.

Mrs. Drysdale's father, a wily Bostonian short of cash, finds it's not too easy to part the Clampetts from their gold.

When Mr. Farquhar asks Granny to Las Vegas, she thinks he is proposing an elopement rather than a gambling spree.

The Clampett estate becomes a battlefield when Jethro enrolls in an exclusive Beverly Hills military academy.

Granny opens her own doctor's office when a doctor refuses to believe she has a cure for the common cold.

A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.

A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.

Hogan starts to work with members of the Underground but runs into trouble.

Hogan has to free three prisoners from the German secret police.

Cliff wires himself to an electric shock device to improve his personality.

Sam considers skydiving out of a plane in order to impress Rebecca.

Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter.

Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest.

Jerry, retired orthodontist and orphan, takes off on a world tour to search for his long-lost parents.

Bob's invitation to lecture at a prestigious sex seminar results in distress when the audience shows up nude.

Bob runs into problems when he brings his therapy group home for a wild role-playing encounter.

Bob succumbs to the pressures of living in a big city and seeks employment at a small rural college.

The KAOS leader, Siegfried, plans the world's biggest kidnapping scheme.

KAOS blackmails the world by threatening to launch a missile.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

An expectant mother competes to win fabulous prizes.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie is forced to break his tradition of giving Harriet carnation perfume for her birthday.

The Nelsons go on a camping trip.

Midge and Donna don't know which one won a mink coat.

Jeff buys a car from his girlfriend's uncle.

A local store refuses to give the Stones credit.

Alex and Jeff oppose a professor's forced retirement.

Rhoda and Joe decide the only way they can get to spend more time together is to barricade themselves in their apartment.

When Brenda turns down Lenny's marriage proposal, he quits his job and falls into a state of depression.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

While trying to meet Troy Donahue on a movie set, the girls are mistaken for stuntwomen.

Laverne agrees to help Shirley in a knife throwing stunt at a grand opening.

Rum-filled candies make Laverne tipsy when she eats too many, risking her new job.

"The Dating Game" selects Lenny and Squiggy as contestants.

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Lucy finally finds what she believes to be the perfect solution for getting into show business. After Ethel gives her a book about psychological diseases, Lucy pretends to suffer from numerous ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her.

When Ricky refuses to appear in Lucy's play "A Tree Grows in Havana," she rewrites it as "The Perils of Pamela." Ricky learns that a Hollywood producer will see the show, so he appears onstage dressed for the original version of Lucy's play.

Lucy poses as a chauffeur to meet Ernie Kovacs; with Edie Adams.

Lucy's stuntman alter-ego appears in a Bob Crane movie.

Lucy and a would-be inventor create a life-size toy soldier which obeys verbal commands.

Wheelchair-bound Lucy is sued for knocking down a would-be actor.

The milkman's wife (Totie Fields) thinks Lucy broke up her marriage.

The two couples have a fun evening singing until the Mertzes go home and hear the Ricardos still singing in the apartment above. Arguments occur between the friends and, to break out of their lease, the Ricardos invite Ricky's band over to play.

When Lucy learns that there is an opening in one of Ricky's acts for a ballet dancer, as well as a burlesque comedienne, Lucy decides to take a ballet class, which leads to disastrous results.

A job-seeker tries deception; a woman thinks a man was once a woman; a scientist dupes Isaac; Gopher meets a socialite.

A job-seeker tries deception; a woman thinks a man was once a woman; a scientist dupes Isaac; Gopher meets a socialite.

An accident-prone girl suspects that she is a jinx. "Love and the First Kiss" A caveman inadvertently discovers man's greatest invention.

Mark and Rosalie fix Leonard up with an ex-nun.

A young executive plans to surprise his wife.

A man's wife comes back as a ghost. In "Love and the Happy Family" the Lawson household finds itself in a unique situation.

Sam lets Mike buy an old car from Goober, and he soon runs right into trouble.

Goober gets lost on a spelunking expedition.

A pretty city planner comes to Mayberry to help Sam just as Millie is going on vacation.

Emmett is proud and excited when an industrial firm wants to buy his patent for an old forgotten invention.

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

Bobby saves Peter from being hit by a falling ladder and in return the older Brady promises to become Bobby's slave.

Events conspire to make French lose his cool.

Until he learns who will be in the audience, Danny is pleased with his booking in Texas.

Donna secretly writes about the Stone family.

Robbie and Katie agree to act as chaperons when Chip and his friends decide to spend a weekend at a cabin in the mountains.

Robbie (Don Grady) displays a bit of jealousy when his bride innocently agrees to tutor a handsome ex-boyfriend.

Lucy takes a job as an assistant to a pregnant Petula Clark.

Lucy takes up knitting to make a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Young Peggy Dawson and teenager Arthur Morton (Richard Crenna) fall madly in love, unfortunately, with Ricky and Lucy. To discourage the young kids, the Ricardos age themselves to such a state that the two teens flee from the apartment.

In order for Lucy to hide from Ricky that she is snooping in the new neighbors' apartment, she hides in their closet where she hears them planning to blow up the capital, not knowing that they're rehearsing a play.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Ted and Georgette's son, David, is found to have the IQ of a genius.

Fonzie shocks Richie and his friends when he announces marriage plans.

Shirley's dates her dream man but finds out that he is dating her because she looks like his ex.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Isaac helps a friend make her husband jealous; a couple considers marriage; a long-married couple tries a new lifestyle.

The richest woman in the world meets some stiff opposition from Jed when she insists on buying the Clampett mansion.

The Clampetts are unimpressed with the costly champion racehorse Drysdale buys them as an investment.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

In celebration of its first 100 episodes, Henry Fonda hosts a retrospective of the previous episodes and explores the relationships and the characters that make up the Bunker household, via flashbacks.

Henry Fonda continues to host this retrospective look back at the previous 100 episodes that CBS has aired, taking special look at the relationships and characters of Archie, Edith, Mike and Gloria.

Victoria directs her mother and son in a musical; Elka auditions for a part in Victoria's play; Joy and Melanie try to fire a waiter.

Victoria and Melanie try to adjust to Joy moving out; Bob tries to impress Joy's mother; Elka struggles to break up with Victoria's father.

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

Sam loses a valuable dog, and the substitute he gets attacks upon hearing a code word.

Cliff's job is in jeopardy after a romantic interlude with an attractive postal trainee (Annie Golden).

Elaine's son (David Mendenhall) gives up the oboe to study boxing with Tony.

After winning a $3 million lottery, a generous man wants Harry to find someone who can use the money.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Bob thinks that Veronica Kidd, a student trainee, has fallen in love with him.

Max and 99 are caught and readied to be shipped behind the Iron Curtain.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a "Glow Worm Girl" for a commercial.

Guest stars Ken Berry and Totie Fields drop by to take part in some of Carol's most popular recurring sketches.

The officers use Sylvia to catch a con man.

Connie and her co-workers hope to impress a famous casting director.

Ozzie, Thorny and a new neighbor get into a heated football game.

Ann's newlywed cousin, a confirmed moocher, moves in with Ann for his honeymoon.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

Jody worries that Bill can't attend a father/son night.

Danny feels guilty after he peeks at Terry's diary.

Donna fights City Hall to save a carob tree.

Katie launches a one-woman suffrage campaign when Uncle Charley makes her feel unnecessary in the Douglas household.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) believes that he's a jinx, but the Douglases assure him that they will stand by him anyway.

A female impersonator (Jim Bailey) fills in for an ill Phyllis Diller.

The FBI wants Lucy to pose as a gangster's girl.

Lucy tries to re-unite Fred and Ethel after their fight, by inviting them both to dinner, without telling each of them that the other is invited. As they make up over dinner, Lucy and Ricky argue and Lucy pretends that she was run over by a bus.

Ricky won't shave off his mustache for Lucy so she glues on a beard in retaliation, using liquid cement by mistake. When a movie producer visits and enjoys Lucy's veiled Arabian dance, she is stuck when he asks to see her face.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Lou proposes to Mary's Aunt Flo, a woman who is constantly challenging his journalistic abilities.

Fonzie, Potsie, Ralph and a burglar cause pandemonium in the Cunningham house while Richie is sick in bed with the flu.

Versions of a night in a motel room vary widely when Lenny and Squiggy leave the room a mess.

Julie and Gopher become closer; war buddies clash at a reunion; a pregnant, single woman meets a man; guest Tom Hanks.

Isaac tries to cheer up his aunt; families play matchmakers for their children; a baby cries when his mother meets men.

Banker Drysdale persuades his wife to accept Granny's challenge to a horse-and-buggy race.

A burglar on the loose in Beverly Hills tries to deceive the Clampetts before robbing their mansion.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Archie fears for his family's safety when he learns the plumber working in his house is a convict on furlough from prison.

As George prepares to open his third dry-cleaning store, the Jeffersons move to an expensive East Side apartment.

The cast and crew discuss their favorite episodes, bloopers and behind-the-scenes moments from the past six seasons of the series.

Joy and Bob reconsider their plans to marry in Paris after learning a baby is available for adoption in Las Vegas.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Frasier and Lilith want to test their parenting potential on Carla's genius son (Jarrett Lennon).

The funniest and warmest moments from episodes are relived in a tribute hosted by Danny DeVito.

After being suspended, a computer whiz gets revenge by gaining access to his school's computer system.