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Hazel purposely loses a contest to a widow with a young son.

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

A mix-up at the airport almost ruins both a friendship and a marriage.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

A department store plants a listening device in a competitor's office.

In George's absence, Hazel cares for his brother's household.

Hazel sells guppies for $100, her payment down on a car.

Hazel's false praise of Steve drives him to let her go.

Harold joins a rock 'n' roll band to compete in a TV talent contest.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

George's expansion plans threaten a local bar.

George and Louise look back on their start in the dry-cleaning business.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Hazel buys a piece of land then finds it is nearly worthless.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Darrin gets a glimpse of his life if everyone knew Samantha was a witch.

Larry Tate asks Samantha to entertain a Japanese client; Aunt Clara falls for Kensi Mishimoto after being dumped by Ocky.

Maude is thunderstruck when her Ethiopian foster child comes to America.

Maude and Vivian go back to college for their 30-year reunion.

Alice tries to boost the confidence of an old high-school friend who is visiting.

Jolene offers to help her former trucking partner finish his haul.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls hire a contractor to build a new business on the former site of Edna's Edibles.

The girls and Mrs. Garrett encounter some difficulties on opening day at their new boutique.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Nick is reluctant to accept financial assistance from his father (Dan Hedaya); Alex shops for a used-car bargain.

Mallory's new boss (Deborah Angle) tries to steal her fashion idea.

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Dietrich is plagued by guilt after he's forced to use his gun to stop a robbery; and a playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

A burglar celebrates his fiftieth year in crime; Someone is leaking squad room infractions to Internal Affairs.

Everybody is overjoyed at how close Ann and Nick are becoming -- except Alex.

David returns after a five-year absence and refuses to leave unless Ann goes with him.

George's expansion plans threaten a local bar.

George and Louise look back on their start in the dry-cleaning business.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

BJ Sniff; actor Bill Maher; actor Leonard Nimoy.

Fate intervenes when Becker agrees to attend a hockey game with one patient and help another plan her funeral.

Becker takes matters into his own hands after the city fails to fix a flickering streetlight outside of his apartment..

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Casey's idea of hosting dignitaries from a "sister city" becomes a reality and causes a stir on the island.

Paul (Paul Reiser) stars in Jamie's (Helen Hunt) baby video and frightens the audience; Paul learns he has a foster brother.

A restaurant blaze ignites passion for other couples, but Paul and Jamie feud when she flees without him.

Julia takes over for a tough old Broadway actress to produce and star in the local theater's production of "Mame.".

Julia organizes a protest after learning Anthony was suspected of being a criminal because of his race.

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

George tells Jessica a medieval bedtime story.

George and Tom challenge each other to a marathon.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Steve is annoyed by the attention his youthful secretary is showing him.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Aunt Clara accidentally conjures up two alien visitors; Gladys sees the ship and decides to involve the Air Force.

Uncle Arthur convinces Darrin a lucky charm will protect him.

Carol's ex-husband suddenly turns on the charm and captivates the Findlay household.

Arthur learns a valuable lesson when he tries to teach his grandson the important things in life.

Mel returns from the doctor and announces that he has to have surgery for a deviated septum and his doctor suggested that if wanted a nose job, now would be the best time. This leads Mel to seriously consider getting a nose job.

When Tommy wins a part in a local theatrical production, he decides to leave school and become an actor.

Jo must make a decision between a teaching job and an offer from a major corporation.

Langley administrators are upset over the publication of a calendar featuring beefcake photos of the boys swim team.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

Alex is determined to stop the budding friendship between Andy and Nick's 8-year-old nephew (Kaylan Romero).

Lauren drags a reluctant Alex to a Relationship Maintenance Weekend.

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

A veteran radio journalist roughs up an insipid TV news anchor; and Harris produces an undercover porno movie.

The precinct is the setting for the premiere of Harris' porn film; a blind man is mugged; and a overzealous charity collector stages a holdup.

Nick's son runs away from his mother and stepfather in Chicago, and comes to live with Ann and Barbara.

Barbara, Schneider and Alex find romance at the airport while waiting for Ann's plane to arrive.

George tells Jessica a medieval bedtime story.

George and Tom challenge each other to a marathon.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Actor Albert Brooks; actress Susan Sarandon.

Becker is skeptical when Reggie suggests acupuncture as a treatment for his aching back.

Reggie is amused by Becker's and Jake's lame attempts to be chosen to use her extra ticket for an upcoming hockey game.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Antonio enlists the help of Joe, Fay and Roy when he searches for a woman he met briefly in the terminal.

Jamie's first Mother's Day is a big event for her, but Sylvia feels overlooked and clamors for attention.

Paul's (Paul Reiser) life flashes before his eyes when he takes a fall, leading to a new appreciation of Jamie (Helen Hunt). Guest stars: Garrett Courtney and Grady Hutt.

Carlene acquires a groupie (Lisa Persky) when she is selected for the semifinals of an Atlanta theme-song contest.

Carlene involves her colleagues when she takes over leadership of an unruly Girl Scout troop.

Mary and Sandra compete on the "Wheel of Fortune" game show.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

The Hawaiian islands call to George and Louise.

George thinks he's found his paradise in Hawaii.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

A tycoon talks his wife into sponsoring a historical pageant.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Darrin is named advertiser of the year; Endora surrounds Darrin with a magic circle of charm.

Gladys Kravitz leaves her husband and moves in with the Stephenses.

Victoria Butterfield's father comes to take her away from the Findlay household.

Maude plans to work for a congresswoman friend.

After attending her class reunion in Boston, Vera returns to Phoenix engaged.

A Las Vegas busboy arrives in Phoenix after breaking up with his fiancee and falls for Alice.

Blair fears the worst when she discovers her mother is pregnant.

The girls hastily form a singing act after Andy enters them in a band contest.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

Tragedy strikes the Keaton family when Steven suffers a heart attack.

The Keatons begin to panic as Steven's heart bypass operation drags on.

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

A linguist vandalizes a billboard to protest improper grammar in advertising; and a psychic foils a purse snatcher--before the crime is committed.

Barney picks up a deaf woman that is a hooker; Wojo swims the cold Hudson River in pursuit of a burglar.

As Ann searches for someone to replace Nick at the firm, her old nemesis Francine appears.

Julie returns home.

The Hawaiian islands call to George and Louise.

George thinks he's found his paradise in Hawaii.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Bob Evans, actor Jack Palance; comic Wendy Liebman.

A reporter publishes politically incorrect comments made by Becker during an argument.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Joe finds a 1973 time capsule revealing the gang's dreams for the future.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Paul and Jamie act as matchmakers for Nat and Arley; Paul can't sleep and makes a discovery about Jamie.

Paul and Jamie search for a full-time nanny; Paul directs a documentary about the making of the movie "Titanic.".

Julia is depressed after learning she may need a hysterectomy, until she meets a special doctor (Gary Morris).

Anthony (Meshach Taylor) falls for the daughter (Jackée) of a potential client after Sugarbakers asks him to woo her.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorized chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Endora tries to make peace with Darrin; Darrin begins to shrink after their fight.

A jealous witch transports Samantha to 1868 New Orleans after thinking she is Serena.

The death of someone close has a drastic effect on Maude's life.

Sparks start flying when Maude arrives in Washington as a U.S. Congresswoman.

To keep up with a competitor, Mel runs a contest offering a $3,000 prize.

Mel's mother buys the building his apartment is in and raises his rent by $50.

Natalie travels to a truck stop where she involves her friends in an unusual musical fantasy.

Tootie becomes the object of Andy's affections.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

Steven battles the psychological aftermath of his heart attack.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Ann attempts to save Julie and Max's marriage.

Barbara finds herself with two dates on the same night.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Charles Nelson Reilly; Garry Shandling; Audrie J. Neenan.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).