KIVY-LD

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece.

Paul is heading to Canada, but Lisa has accidentally taken Jamie's purse by mistake which contains Paul's passport, so they run around town to find her.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Gladys Kravitz leaves her husband and moves in with the Stephenses.

Endora tries to make peace with Darrin; Darrin begins to shrink after their fight.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Jolene and Vera try to help Alice's love life by placing an ad in the personals.

Mel thwarts a bank robbery while dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween. He is hailed as a hero, and soon takes to dressing as the hero every day.

Jewel thieves pursue Jo and Blair in Australia; Beverly Ann rekindles an old romance.

The jewel thief steals Natalie's knapsack.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Mark and Barbara's vacation leads to a career opportunity for her and Max.

Francine hires Sam to remodel the offices.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Features guest interviews and musical performances.

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Joe, Brian and Roy are on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years.

The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Sabrina cons Libby into joining an Adopt-A-Grandparent program; Zelda has second thoughts about dating a younger man.

Harvey (Nate Richert) is transformed into a frog after he and Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) kiss.

Sabrina casts a spell to increase the excitement at school but learns living in a soap opera world can be too complicated.

Sabrina, in the middle of final exams, is held hostage by a magical troll she inadvertently agreed to marry.

Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways.

Mork competes in a downhill roller-skating race with a dishonest world champion.

Suave Xerko wants Mork's job as Earth observer.

Mindy gets a job at a TV station and panics when she has to go on the air during an emergency.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some — but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

After his wife walks out on him, Mel's old Army buddy turns up at the diner.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Schneider becomes romantically involved with one of Ann's old schoolmates.

A mistake leaves Ann with a man and his piano.

Rabinowitz finds himself the prime candidate for a partnership in the family law firm after saving the life of senior partner Uncle Abe.

Stephanie must convince Archie to let her try out when she's granted an audition for the High School of Performing Arts.

Maude is appalled to find that Walter has supplied a date for a rich investor who's coming to dinner.

Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.

The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music.

Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Aunt Clara visits and believes her powers have finally blown a fuse, but in truth, Tabitha is the culprit.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and Darrin's boss's child becomes twins.

Actor Peter Falk; actor Victoria Principal; actor Robert Klein; Linda Monteleone.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.