KIVY-LD

Darrin and Sam encounter the Loch Ness monster; The Loch Ness monster turns out to be a warlock.

Esmeralda decides to right a wrong she committed hundreds of years before.

Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Mel hires a man to work at the diner for more money than he is paying the waitresses.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Jimmy (Garrett Morris) steers George into trouble when he brings $50,000 worth of gambling chips to the Jeffersons.

George bribes Ralph into giving blood in his name.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Rosie Greis; comic Steven Wright.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Jamie's forced to work on an ad campaign with her ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz). He's recently published a comic book that features an evil queen from outer space, and Jamie thinks the character is based on her.

The Buchmans struggle to find the perfect anniversary gift and discover that the newsstand where they met has burned down.

The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Louise pits her tomboyish granddaughter against Mrs. Van Morris' grandson in a piano-playing competition.

George and Louise try to find the imposters posing as TV personalities who ripped them off.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Sheared sheep and George's resignation lead Mr. Griffin to fake a heart attack.

Jeannie's dog hates uniforms and attacks anybody wearing one.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Endora finds a willing accomplice in Venus, a statue come to life.

Maurice is infuriated that Sam and Darrin didn't visit him in London.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Louise pits her tomboyish granddaughter against Mrs. Van Morris' grandson in a piano-playing competition.

George and Louise try to find the imposters posing as TV personalities who ripped them off.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Arnold Schwarzenegger; comedian Jerry Seinfeld; tennis player Andre Agassi.

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

When the newsstand where they met burns down on their third wedding anniversary, the Buchmans get a glimpse of what their lives would have been like if they had never met.

While awaiting the results of a pregnancy test, the Buchmans mull parenthood.

Charlene discovers her cousin (Kim Zimmer) is a victim of domestic violence.

The Sugarbaker women testify for Bernice when her niece (Leslie Ackerman) attempts to have her declared incompetent.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Dreama is accidentally turned into a mouse when she catches Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) spring fever.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is grounded for breaking curfew and ends up in the Wild West, where she becomes sheriff.

Sabrina's bratty cousin visits with the intent to steal Harvey; Zelda finds solace inside a genie bottle.

Sabrina is accepted to different colleges and is pressured by Josh, Harvey and Zelda to choose their favorite.

Seeking a promotion from Orson, Mork puts together a report on how to stay happily married on Earth.

Too unfamiliar with the ways of earthlings to make it on his own, Mork moves in with Mindy.

Mork leaves Mindy when it becomes apparent to him that he is ruining her social life.

Mork experiences love when he falls head over heels for a shapely blonde.

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After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

No one believes that Vera has ESP until she successfully predicts five events.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

A Christmas Eve battle erupts over Lionel and Jenny's wedding.

George suffers from the self-improvement courses Louise and Florence are taking.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

Roger Abbott takes an interest in Billie Bunker.

Archie challenges the system when Mrs. Canby is cheated by a sleazy garment operation.

Walter and Arthur land in a Vermont jail while Maude and Vivian go on an eating binge.

Both Maude and Vivian receive affectionate postcards from the same man.

Laurie and Shirley go camping; worried, Keith, Danny and Reuben follow.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

After the whole town starts extolling Hazel's bowling feats, George decides to do something about it.

Hazel and her friend Rosie vie for the attentions of a handsome chauffeur.

Jeannie puts 3 million dollars in Tony's bank account for fear they cut off ears.

Tony suggests Jeannie write a book; Jeannie writes a book and puts Tony's name on it.

Samantha writes a play to celebrate the end of the civil war, and makes the characters really come alive.

Darrin is struggling to create an advertising campaign for a toy.

Actress Ann-Margret; actor Robert Mitchum; Joseph Sorrentino; actor Tom Dreesen.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

After Helen agrees to see an old USO boyfriend, a jealous Stanley makes a date with an old girlfriend.

Ship's captain; a bucket's tale.

Hill's Angels reveal their assets at a café; Benny the tramp tries unsuccessfully to mend a broken statue.

Rock singer; Passion Flower Hotel.

Gangster; celebrity menu.

Rock singer; Passion Flower Hotel.

Gangster; celebrity menu.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.

Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).

Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

Jessica comes home from the hospital; Dutch and Eunice announce their marriage plans; Mary reveals the photos she has found.

Benson steps in to prevent an attempt to foist early retirement upon the mansion's gardener.

Benson teaches an economics course that a test-shy Kraus must pass to keep her job.

When Benson's army buddies gather for a reunion, some unexpected hard feelings surface.

Benson buys a condominium but discovers that it isn't the dream home he expected.

Mary and Sandra head opposing teams on TV's "Family Feud" game show.

Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Alan falls for a model.

Aristotle tries to help Charlie's acting career.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Steven must decide whether Nick's sculpture or another artist's work is the winner in a local competition.

Alex transforms Jennifer's rock band into a '40s-style swing group.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller).

Courting competition begins when Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) each ask the same girl out.

Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar.

Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections.