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An embarrassed Suzanne wins a date with Anthony at a bachelor charity auction.

Mary Jo harbors a favorite teacher (Meg Wyllie) who has escaped from a nursing home.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

On a trip to Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) accidentally turns Libby and Valerie (Jenna Leigh Green, Lindsay Sloane) into zebras.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is forced to choose between living with either Hilda or Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick).

Sabrina must choose between two boys who want to take her to the dance; Salem insults Russian chess champ Yuri during a computer match.

Jealousy prompts Sabrina to borrow a trick from Uncle Mortimer to lure her best friend away from cheerleading.

Mearth begins school on Ork.

When Mork learns how to make gold he buys Mindy a mansion and hires Tracy Austin as Mearth's tennis instructor.

Mork builds a home computer that is so advanced it takes him, Mindy and Mearth hostage.

While trying to elude Kalnik, Mork and Mindy accidentally get caught in a time warp that takes them to prehistoric times.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Jack (John Ritter) gets conceited when his bistro becomes a hit with the in crowd. With Shannon Tweed.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Ann's parents suffer marital difficulties.

Schneider's job is endangered when he uses his passkey once too often.

Archie's long-lost brother comes to town to spend Christmas with his daughter Billie.

Barney's desperate search for female companionship leads him to a video dating service.

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Mrs. Naugatuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.

Danny and Keith suspect Laurie's shipboard suitor.

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

Frank Gifford comes to town to buy a bowling alley.

Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Tony inherits a haunted English castle; Jeannie, Roger and Tony go check it out.

Darrin and Samantha find out that too much psychiatry can ruin a good marriage.

Endora puts a spell on a bowl of popcorn - everyone who eats it loses interest in work.

Actor Don Rickles; singer Frank Sinatra; singer Olivia Newton-John; actor David Janssen.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Jack (John Ritter) gets conceited when his bistro becomes a hit with the in crowd. With Shannon Tweed.

Henry suspects Iris' Greek fiancé is after her money.

Blowpipe; Mervyn Cruddy.

Weather forecaster; Mahatma Scuttle.

The Lower Tidmarsh Fire Brigade goes through a day.

Irish castaway; sanitary inspector.

The feuding dads (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) visit a counselor who suggests a test to determine who is Nicole's (Staci Keanan) real father.

Michael and Joey get trapped in an elevator on Thanksgiving.

The dads want Nicole to date other guys, so she brings home a loser.

Joey learns his girlfriend (Jamie Rose) is moving away.

When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.

Mrs. Garrett helps a nervous Tootie prepare for her driving test.

Burt meets another human in space while his alien double on Earth is giving Mary sleepless nights.

Benson discovers a budget surplus that could cost the state its federal matching funds.

Benson, Gatling, Clayton and a golfer crash their helicopter.

Benson, Clayton and a golf pro are stranded in the desert after crash-landing their helicopter.

Benson becomes involved in one of Clayton's wacky investment schemes.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

Eric and Simone's first date goes awry.

Maria hides her intellectual ability to attract the school hunk.

Each program travels to several destinations around the state of Texas.

Maya's long-running efforts for literacy are upstaged when her father makes a big donation and gets credit.

Elliott conspires to flaunt his flashy career and glamorous lifestyle before his old school friends at a memorial service for one of his high-school teachers; Jack trains Finch on how to exert power over others.

Nina outdoes Finch by giving Jack a celebrity monkey for his birthday, then struggles to conceal it; Maya tries to impress a friend (Lisa Edelstein).

Maya is slapped with a sexual harassment suit; Elliott can't cope with his new girlfriend's (Heidi Schanz) fame.

When the store slashes salaries, Drew rents a room to a gay couple (Adam West, Max Gail) to make up the difference.

Drew hopes he can become Kate's friend again after helping her unearth a "lost" Elvis album of Jewish folk songs.

Mr. Wick's mom (guest star Richard Chamberlain) attempts to use her womanly charms to get Drew to come back to work for her son; Kate makes a video to help Lewis and Oswald get dates.

Drew enables Mr. Wick to stay drunk so he can close a deal with an English lord who wants to buy the store; Oswald woos a pretty nurse.

After Bill's (Phil Hartman) turn as manager ends, Jimmy (Stephen Root) decides to let the employees vote for Dave or Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) as boss.

The staff questions Dave's sanity after he has a security door installed in the lobby; Bill's new commercial.

Matthew (Andy Dick) joins the Big Brother program and is paired with a man (guest star Michael Buchman Silver) a few years older; Bill (Phil Hartman) sleuths.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) demands that Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) reunite for the good of the company; Matthew (Andy Dick) gets a toy car.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid.

Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout.

Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware from the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it.

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Henry discovers that his wartime friend visiting from England is still a womanizer.

Henry takes drastic measures to avoid paying a high penalty for library books that are five years overdue.

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey.

Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman.

Becker throws everything into turmoil when he alters his routine by visiting a new Chinese restaurant.

Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring.

After 10 months, Joe and Brian find Helen waitressing in a strip joint and convince her to return to Nantucket.

Any residue of romance evaporates when Joe sues Helen after she smashes her Jeep through his office wall.

Paul and Jamie talk to their unborn child, explaining life, playing music and telling the baby things about themselves featuring flashbacks from past episodes.

On their way to Paul's childhood home to film a scene for the Buchman documentary, he and Ira lose Paul's father, delaying Paul's chance to hear the baby's heartbeat at Jamie's ultrasound appointment.

Julia becomes obsessed with fitness when Mary Jo gets her to start jogging.

While Anthony becomes a Sugarbaker's partner, Charlene enrolls in a local university where she fends off an amorous professor.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Florence gets the wrong idea when the Jeffersons and the Willises try to keep a secret from her.

George plots revenge against the female gang that mugged him.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Samantha's food cravings cause magic problems; Dr. Bombay tries to help.

Samantha's new baby raises eyebrows in the heavens and on earth.

Carol starts dating a man who jilted Maude before she married Walter.

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week.

Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates.

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title.

Henry's job is in jeopardy when a picture of him posing with a political candidate and Cosmic Cow appears in the papers.

Monroe befriends a 15-year-old boy who was picked up for shoplifting.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

Florence gets the wrong idea when the Jeffersons and the Willises try to keep a secret from her.

George plots revenge against the female gang that mugged him.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Actor James Woods; comic Bill Maher; Busted Bowlers.

Becker faces a moral dilemma when his college sweetheart, now married, comes to town and feelings between the two are rekindled.

Becker is tempted to take part in an insurance scam concocted by a healthy patient to help his sick brother.