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Uncle Oscar's talking parrot tells the family of a hidden treasure.

Mama leads a senior-citizens' tap-dancing troupe.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

When Edith discovers that an old beau is going to be at her high-school reunion, she decides to go even if she has to attend by herself.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps Joy reunite with the father of her child.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Woody is afraid he'll lose his job when a temporary bartender wins the customers' hearts.

Sam's involvement with an aspiring politician could lead to a long-term romance.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

The Oriental sleuth Harry Hoo assists in a murder investigation.

Part 2/2. The Kramdens and Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English television show.

Carol's guests tonight are Garry Moore and Durward Kirby; sketches include Carol as an increasingly-less dignified princess rehearsing a toast, and a peek inside the United States Safety Committee.

Mrs. Bronson refuses to leave her new apartment even though the building has no walls.

Miss Brooks acquires a financial interest in a potential baseball star.

Wally invites Ozzie and Harriet to a "Come As You Are" party.

Ann learns her new part is insulting to minorities.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Mike attempts to surprise Carol with a photograph of the children for their anniversary.

A bonsai given to Jody begins to die.

Kathy takes a job as the secretary for Danny's agent.

A patient distracts Alex from fatherly duties.

An unknown double nearly wrecks Robbie's reputation.

Robbie loses his driving privileges after the campus beauty queen gets a ticket while driving his car.

Lucy talks Flip Wilson into taking part in Harry's neighborhood play.

Lucy and Viv return home terrified after a night at the movies.

Ricky is offered a European booking he can't refuse, but he can't afford to take Lucy.

Lucy and Fred have trouble getting birth certificates for their passports.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Mary feels responsible when a priest confides to her that he is going to leave the church.

Richie receives an unexpected education when he encourages Fonzie to re-enroll at Jefferson High.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

Parents want to end their son's relationship with a girl; a couple learns a lesson in true love; Doc's nurse is a lovely ex-showgirl.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancée; a reporter seeks scandal.

Granny's old-fashioned ways of predicting the weather are pitted against the Weather Bureau's advanced technology.

Beverly Hills' more prominent citizens are more than a little affected when they sample Granny's spring tonic.

Mama appears on the "Jeopardy!" game show and wins a trip to Hawaii.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

After Victoria's husband escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout.

After Victoria's husband disappears, the women are monitored by an FBI agent; Melanie tells Alec that she is pregnant; Joy becomes irresistible to men.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Sam's new girlfriend, councilwoman Janet Eldridge, urges him to fire Diane and break his ties with the past.

After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.

Felix's pet parrot takes a turn for the worse, and Oscar offers to handle the burial arrangements.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Max and 99 discover the identity of KAOS' new Mr. Big, but they can't escape to tell anyone.

Ralph and Ed take care of an abandoned baby left on Ralph's bus; Ralph thinks a turkey ate Alice's missing wedding ring.

A pair of grand opera voices, in the form of Eileen Farrell and Marilyn Horne, join Carol tonight in an episode that features Harvey leading a Fireside Chat with the First Family.

A group of confidence men attempts to swindle Sylvia Schnauser and Toody by mistake.

Walter tricks the principal into approving "Turnabout Day," so the teachers become the students, and students act as teachers, with Walter as principal.

ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's (Max Wright) visiting brother (JM J. Bullock). With Benji Gregory.

ALF gets peeved about having to remain hidden while Willie's brother (JM J. Bullock) extends his visit. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

The quartet takes over an answering service.

The boys all fall for the same woman (Julie Newmar).

Visiting an elephant conservation sanctuary in central Florida to learn more about these large animals.

The world of the four great apes and what makes an ape an ape.

A look back at two stories from Season 1; a therapy dog uses surfing to calm its handler; a horse and a dog help their handler find comfort.

Seven unforgettable adventures Jack has taken on foot.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Bobby and Cindy try to prove their worth by setting a new world's teeter-totter record.

Annoyed at being so small, Bobby tries exercises to make himself taller.

Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

Skipper becomes depressed when a radio bulletin announces that he has been declared at fault for the loss of his charter boat.

A big-game hunter plans to stalk Gilligan. He must survive 24 hours without being killed.

Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.

An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger.

Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat but misinterprets the message.

Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown.

Carter manages to lose Gomer's life savings.

When a Marine buddy breaks his leg, Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

Invited to the dignified groundbreaking for a new bank, the Clampetts confuse the event with an old-fashioned barn raising.

Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of inscrutable financial wizard, J.D. Clampett.

The Clampetts, on the advice of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of the most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills.

The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny" -- complete with cracker barrel, potbellied stove, etc.

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Tormé turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

LeBeau masquerades as a French chemist while Hogan smuggles the real chemist to England.

An elite German division camps near Stalag 13 and creates problems for Klink and Hogan.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

Bob breaks a long-standing rule against treating friends when he agrees to counsel Emily's chum, whose marriage to a muscular gym teacher seems to be breaking up.

Max must obtain a murdered CONTROL agent's information and investigate his death at the same time.

Max's search for the murderer of a CONTROL agent makes everyone on board suspect.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

A professional golfer competes to win fabulous prizes.

Fed up with chopping wood for Kate's old wood burning stove, Uncle Joe cooks up a scheme to get her to buy a new one.

Betty Jo has given up baseball to dedicate her life to science, or at least to her handsome new science teacher.

Uncle Joe buys a goat so that he can sell the milk as a hair growing balm for Hooterville's bald citizens.

A circus boss plans to take advantage of Uncle Joe's naivety.

Rhoda and Joe have a difficult time celebrating their first anniversary pleasantly because of their tempers.

A psychiatrist organizes a group-encounter session at a party that Rhoda and Joe are throwing.

Brenda quits her job at the bank only to find herself faced with the problems of unemployment.

Two of Rhoda and Brenda's best friends take advantage of both of them.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

Ann reminds a writer of his late wife.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

Don breaks his engagement with Ann.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.

Lucy is left on the dock when the Ricardos and Mertzes sail for Europe.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

The Countess enlists Lucy's aid in getting financial backing for a charm school.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

Lucy anticipates a second honeymoon on her trip to Europe, but Ricky is too busy.

Lucy and Ethel go looking for the queen on their first day in London but don't have any luck; when they arrive back at the hotel, Ricky lets Lucy dance the lead in a circus number so that she may be presented to the queen.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Honeymooners find a strange dog in their motel room; Leroy lies to his pen pal, Florence.

Kenny invites Nikki to help him house-sit; a traveling salesman gets into a high-stakes poker game.

A beautiful girl finds the cheap way to travel cross-country. "Love and the Old Swingers" Two senior citizens decide to get with it.

Sam and Estelle are two performers who are going nowhere. "Love and the Secret Life" George plans a surprise for his wedding anniversary.

Best-dressed Millie is the county's fashion arbiter.

Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout.

House-sitting Goober pretends a mansion is his.

Millie dreams that something bad will happen to Sam and Howard on their fishing trip.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week.

Bill asks a doctor to help Buffy's pal who is disabled.

The bartender at Danny's club wants Danny to be his celebrity partner on a quiz show.

Jeff hopes that glasses will make him appear more sophisticated.

The usually all-male Douglas household becomes a refuge for a female dancer who has been evicted from her apartment.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) takes part in a fathers-vs.-sons quiz show.

Lucy must enter a mountain climbing contest to keep her job.

Lucy and the Countess visit a health farm to help out Mr. Mooney.

Lucy is torn between wanting to spend the weekend fox hunting and her jealousy of a blonde.

Ricky's tour calls for Paris as the next stop, but Lucy wants to go to Scotland.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Murray wants to tell Mary his most intimate secret: He's in love with her.

Richie and Potsie use false identity cards to get into a burlesque show.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Jed does business his own way when Drysdale forms Clampco Inc. for tax purposes and makes Jed president.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

Simon meets his son and grandson for the first time; the family pretends to be happy to try to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school.

Elka throws a funeral for Victoria so she can join Emmet in hiding; Simon and Joy face a dilemma.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

Emily agrees to help operate a children's summer camp and tries to persuade Bob to be one of the counselors.

Agent 99 goes undercover as a model to retrieve plans sewn into a dress.

Part 1/2. Alice gets jealous when blackmailers fake a photo of Ralph fooling around with a Spanish local in Madrid.

Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney guest star in this episode, which features a meeting between incoming and outgoing First Ladies, an awkward audition, and the movie spoof Kids Town.

The officers of the 53rd Precinct invest in a Broadway show that depicts police brutality.

When being stalked by a mysterious man with a black mustache, the man forces Connie to a TV studio where she's guest of honor on the "Here is Your Past" TV program and is confronted by friends who are mad at her.

David will get $50 when he reaches Ozzie's height.

A defecting Soviet comic throws himself at Ann.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joyriding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

The column Peter is writing for the school newspaper is a profitable venture.

The twins get a small inheritance.

Danny and Kathy and Charley and Bunny decide they should meet their new neighbors.

Mary soon regrets living in the college dorm.

Robbie learns of an old Italian custom when he takes a girl walking in the park and is then expected to marry her.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gets a parking ticket from Robbie's girlfriend, a meter maid, then flunks his driving test.

Harry is reunited with the Italian girl he was engaged to during World War II.

Aristocrats visit the penniless Countess.

Lucy plans to uncover Parisian artistic talent and meets an artist of "notes.".

While in Paris, Lucy spots someone she thinks is Charles Boyer.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

An impatient Ted drives everyone crazy as he waits to find out if he has been chosen as a game show host.

Richie and Arlene split up only to discover that it's too late to line up other dates for the prom.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Julie's parents announce they're divorcing; prudish cabin mates fall in love; a 13-year-old tomboy meets a boy and feels first love.

A bachelor falls for three traveling companions; a long-separated couple finds changes have occurred; a con man enlists his brother.

Granny and gasoline prove a terrifying mixture when, after a taxi ride, she decides she must learn to drive.

Drysdale's remedy for Granny's homesickness starts the first social revolution in the history of Beverly Hills.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

Victoria's movie premiere approaches; Emmy visits with surprising news; Elka has taken a younger lover.

When Victoria wants an Oscar nomination, her friends try to convince Academy members to consider her.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Diane feels as though her life is doomed when a poem she submits for publication is rejected while Sam's amateur poetry is published.

A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.