WHNE-LD

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Quiz-team member Hanson's probe of a high-school loan shark is threatened, as the team advances toward televised finals.

Pepino's mother runs a frijoles business.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Sharkey celebrates his 45th birthday by going to a disco with Chief Robinson.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Sharkey attempts to help a fellow sailor with his marital problems.

The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

Paid programming.

Sharkey must remove a wino who spent the night in the barracks right before a major inspection.

The new captain proposes to shape up the chief with the biggest beer belly, a pretty fair description of the outraged Sharkey.

David Frost; Don Ho; Zero Mostel.

Jim Backus; Greer Garson; Andy Griffith; Carl Reiner.

Bob Newhart plays an NBC prop man trying to find a partridge, Adam in the garden of Eden, and the president searching for relatives to visit on a global goodwill tour.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Don Ho; Jilly Rizzo; Rod Serling; Phil Silvers.

Bing Crosby; Phyllis Diller; Rich Little; Debbie Reynolds; Jilly Rizzo.

William F. Buckley Jr.; Rich Little.

Wilt Chamberlain; Sammy Davis Jr.

"Teenagers From Outer Space" (1959) Science fiction. Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobsterlike space cattle. With David Love, Dawn Anderson, Harvey B. Dunn.

"Attack of the Giant Leeches" (1959) Horror. A bartender sends his wife and her lover into a swamp where big, smart leeches lurk. With Ken Clark, Michael Emmett, Yvette Vickers.

"The Killer Shrews" (1959) Science fiction. A boat captain and his girlfriend run from a mad scientist's shrews the size of dogs. With James Best, Ingrid Goude, Baruch Lumet.

San Fernando Red uses a couple to win a contest.

A poor shipbuilder's apprentice and Christopher Columbus set sail.

Guest Joanie Sommers sings "Girl Talk" and "When I'm Not Near the Man I Love"; a beautification campaign finds Terry-Thomas trying to remove Freddie the Freeloader; Red mimes an elderly photographer.

Paid programming.

Annie's (Gail Davis) actions help a rich elderly recluse (Mabel Paige) see the error of her ways. With Elizabeth Harrower.

George Appleby reunites with his old vaudeville partner.

The McCoy family moves to a ranch in California.

The McCoys start a roadside egg stand.

Dean Martin hosts a celebrity roast of actress Joan Collins.

Classic celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Joe Namath is roasted by various entertainers.

Classic celebrity roast of Michael Landon.

From the MGM Grand Hotel's Ziegfeld Room in Las Vegas.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Angie Dickenson.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded tribute to George Burns.

Entertainers pay comedic tribute to actress Betty White.

Jimmy Stewart is roasted by Lucille Ball, Mickey Rooney, Henry Fonda, Janet Leigh, and June Allyson.

Burr and Anderson hide out in Freddie's shack.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded tribute to George Burns.

Entertainers pay comedic tribute to actress Betty White.

Jimmy Stewart is roasted by Lucille Ball, Mickey Rooney, Henry Fonda, Janet Leigh, and June Allyson.

George Appleby daydreams of himself as Colossal Man, trying to talk to his son, Colossal Boy, about taking over the family business.

Crichton and the crew desperately search for food to nurse an ailing friend back to health, but they may have to sacrifice a friend to save one.

Zhaan, Chiana and Rygel come to grips with the apparent deaths of Crichton, Aeryn and D'Argo.

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

Paid programming.

After an enemy ship fires on Moya, crew members find that their personalities have been switched. With Ben Browder.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.

Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

A bounty hunter targets Jim and his friend after the pair inadvertently help a fugitive escape.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

Penhall poses as a high school ballplayer to protect a star pitcher, the son of a gangster who became a government witness.

Grandpa sells seemingly useless farm land to a swindler.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Sharkey must come to the rescue when his recruits are swindled by a sleazy car salesman into buying a lemon.

Paid programming.

The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a woman.

An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japanese.

Longley must help a parolee and his daughter battle a family of outlaws who are trying to drive him off his ranch; they receive help from a pair of unlikely allies.

After the surrender at Appomattox, Longley and two of his junior officers agree to a reunion; five years later, the trio rendezvous and the sheriff suspects one of them of stealing an army-payroll.

Longley chases after Clay Thompson, a ruthless bounty hunter who is pursuit of a man falsely accused of bank robbery; Thompson doesn't believe The Texan when he explains the wanted posters are being retracted and continues his pursuit.

When an outlaw gang robs the bank, Bill joins a posse to track them down; when the outlaws cross into Mexico, the sheriff and his men return home, but Bill crosses the border to avenge the deaths of a mother and daughter.

An actor/cardsharp who cleaned out two men in poker is set up as the fall guy for an ambush on Bill; the payroll he was delivering is stolen.

Though reluctant at first, Bill accepts the job to become his old friend Sheriff Ben Tildy's deputy; several deputies before him had been killed by two ruthless men taking over the town, and the residents blame Tildy for their deaths.

Bill stops a trail boss from harassing a saloon girl; the humiliated trail boss then uses an eager young man to join his group and get revenge on Bill.

Bill tries to help a young woman being pursued by two men; the men tell Bill that she's a thief, and they are bringing her back to the gunfighter she is fleeing from; unfortunately, her experience with the man has made her bitter towards all men.

Bill stops at an inn, where he meets an old lawman friend holding two convicted killers; the lawman is wounded, and Bill must take responsibility of the prisoners.

The local bank is robbed while Bill is participating in a shooting contest; a photographer friend of Bill's is killed, but he happened to catch a picture of the robbers just before they shot him.

Working with a posse, Bill captures a bank robber and the stolen money; the rest of the posse want to split the loot, but Bill refuses, so the posse decides to kill him; luckily, a band of Comancheros interrupts their plans.

Bill is ambushed, and his horse is stolen; he's forced to travel by stagecoach, one he shares with wanted outlaw Pony Sloan; after stopping at a way station, a man there tells Bill the other side to Sloan's story.

The town of Calico kills one of the Kiley brothers then makes a display of his burial on main street; Bill goes there to warn them that the Kiley gang is planning revenge.

Bill is working with a telegraph company installing lines, when an outlaw gang in the area intervenes and tries to get the crew to leave.

Bill is hired to drive a cattle herd to Abilene, but he must contend with two big problems: a hostile trail hand and a rival drive whose leader will stop at nothing to ensure that his herd gets to Abilene first.

After failing in an attempt to ambush Bill, Bishop pays a band of Native Americans to attack the Akins herd, hoping to scatter the cattle and prevent them from reaching Abilene first.

Still leading the cattle drive, Bill takes his herd across a powerful rancher's land; he finds a woman who claims she is fleeing from a rancher's advances, but he learns that she isn't telling the whole truth.

A former lawman who lost his nerve after a shooting incident is being harassed by brothers of a man he once killed; the ex-lawman's daughter refuses to let him fight back.

Bill travels to Ciudad Juárez to accept a job from a cattleman, only to find out he's actually been hired to become a scapegoat in a counterfeiting scheme.

A rancher warns Bill and the railroad workers not to put track down through the land his cattle graze on, even though it is government land; he shoots one of the workers, which sends the rest of the workers into a lynching mood.

Bill tries to find out who's supplying whiskey to railroad workers during their working hours in order to halt railroad progress; he first suspects a saloon owner, but it becomes clear she's not the guilty party.

Bill agrees to take his former Civil War commander's oldest son with him to make a man out of him; Bill quickly detects the son has an intense bitterness towards his father.

Bill is serving as Marshall of Rio Nada, an area plagued by Mexican bandits who cross the border to raid the countryside; he captures one of the bandits and threatens him with hanging to get the identity of the bandit leader.

After acting Marshall Bill decrees that no guns would be allowed on Rio Nada's streets, a casino owner hires two notorious gunmen to kill him.

Bill is brought to the Governor by two bounty hunters, and he's hired to become Marshal of border-town being controlled by an outlaw called El Sombro; Bill learns his old mentor is the current sheriff, and he's become an ineffective drunk.

Bill is forced to kill one of the Dawson brothers after the man draws on him during a fight; now he must contend with the three other brothers who want revenge.

After Bill turns down a bribe from a landowner to detour the track through his town, the man forces a doctor to quarantine the railroad workers with false claims.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.

Bill tries to find out who's supplying whiskey to railroad workers during their working hours in order to halt railroad progress; he first suspects a saloon owner, but it becomes clear she's not the guilty party.

Bill agrees to take his former Civil War commander's oldest son with him to make a man out of him; Bill quickly detects the son has an intense bitterness towards his father.