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Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.

When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby.

Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper.

Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian.

Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.".

Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug.

A young man's lies could keep him from his fiancée, while the discovery of a gold bar and lots of cash spell trouble for another traveler.

Suspicions about a convicted smuggler uncover a scam; questions are raised when officers stumble upon a suitcase full of meat.

Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations.

A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth.

Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug.

The owner of a car racing team hires Shade and Angie; Angie and Shade adapt to their new roles.

Zoe Chow hires Shade and Angie to find out who broke into her apartment.

When Gerry runs into a distraught Daniel Negreanu, he organizes a staff poker night to help him; things seem to be going well until Wayne Leung ends up winning.

School staff members participate in a complex trust game that will accidentally reveal some of their darkest secrets; Robert gives a trust exercise that fails when he locks himself in a closet.

Culture Day is being celebrated at the academy and Gerry wants the theme Dwyer has already chosen; Leung confesses that he loves Lisa; Callaghan and Trudy come up with a scheme to avoid Callaghan's ex-wife.

Gerry tries to confirm his suspicions that Dwyer is moonlighting as a stripper; Secretary's Day; the staff lottery pool.

Brick makes it hard for Mike to relax during the vacation he was forced to take; Frankie is furious when she learns that Axl was in town without letting her know; Sue tries extra hard to please her customers after receiving a bad review.

When Frankie is arrested over an unreturned library book, she thinks Brick is at fault; Cassidy and Axl are reunited during spring break.

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

Mike's incessant snoring interrupts his romance with Molly.

Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him.

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other.

Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.

Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.

Cassius is forced to choose between his immediate family and the Bakers; Coop sets out on a mission to find Spencer while still struggling to help Preach; Layla's attempt to keep Jordan calm and comfortable during the Baker family crisis backfires.

A statue breaks open to reveal a dead woman inside; the squad gets a new homicide detective; Dennis Rockmond returns to Boston and tries to woo Maura; Lydia goes into labor.

An elderly senator attempts to thwart Bartlet's Family Wellness Act; Toby questions the vice president's motives for supporting a fuel-emission standards bill.

The president ponders a response to a possible terrorist plot; Toby learns of the president's battle with multiple sclerosis.

Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.

Cassius is forced to choose between his immediate family and the Bakers; Coop sets out on a mission to find Spencer while still struggling to help Preach; Layla's attempt to keep Jordan calm and comfortable during the Baker family crisis backfires.

A statue breaks open to reveal a dead woman inside; the squad gets a new homicide detective; Dennis Rockmond returns to Boston and tries to woo Maura; Lydia goes into labor.

An elderly senator attempts to thwart Bartlet's Family Wellness Act; Toby questions the vice president's motives for supporting a fuel-emission standards bill.

The president ponders a response to a possible terrorist plot; Toby learns of the president's battle with multiple sclerosis.

Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More.

The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with.

A British traveler hopes to turn their back on their failed marriage; officers do a close inspection of a car that may contain drugs.

A foreign student's possessions are full of surprises; an X-ray machine finds a strange shape inside a container.

A tattoo artist brings the tools of his trade on his vacation; homemade treats conceal a deadly surprise.

A traveler swallows an unknown substance; a Thai vacation guide offers more than holiday advice; a car dealer takes a long road to the truth; hard iced tea and a passenger bring attention to a trucker.

The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with.

A teacher is accused of an inappropriate relationship and Shade and Angie investigate.

Fashion designer Carla Costa hires Shade and Angie to guard her new collection.

Gerry tries to get a senior basketball team for next year; Robert gets a complaint on his evaluation.

Gerry has one chance to meet a hockey legend; Robert considers what will happen if things don't work with Simon's mom.

Gerry aims to leave a lasting mark on the runway; Robert and Leung embark on a quest to locate a vandal.

Gerry discovers that Robert is charming a generous philanthropist; Lisa finds out Simon is bribing Trudy.

Frankie and Mike run into old acquaintances; Sue gets several dates to the prom; Brick gets Axl's help for a book report.

Bill backs out of coaching the girls' soccer team; Frankie tries to teach Brick better hygiene; Cassidy's painting confuses Axl.

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

After Mike's mother buys a hat for her, Molly feels obliged to invite the older woman over for Thanksgiving.

While Carl borrows Mike's apartment for a date, Mike spends time at Molly's place and bonds with her mother and sister.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader.

Drew organizes a labor union for single employees after Mr. Wick makes them stay on the job even though a storm is approaching.

When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd).

Jane and the team try to find the contamination source after a man dies from poisoning; Stanley's true feelings are revealed; Tommy and Lydia disagree about custody of their baby; Detective Korsak reunites with his ex-wife.

A famous author's suicide might not be all that it seems; Frost reviews an old murder case; Jane discovers Angela's new romance.

President Bartlet consults the chief counsel (Oliver Platt) on the legal ramifications of not divulging his multiple sclerosis.

White House counsel Babish (Oliver Platt) interrogates staff members on their awareness of the president's multiple sclerosis.

When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd).