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Do the B&Bers like to be beside the seaside? First host Andy hopes so at his guesthouse - Sefton Blackpool - where he's laying on a day of arcades and ice cream on the beach.

The B&Bers have an udderly good time getting to grips with a very unusual cow during a visit to Charlotte and Matt's glampsite, The Apple Farm in Snitterfield, Warwickshire.

Karen and Bryan want to give their guests fever - cabin fever that is! They're immensely proud of their luxury lodges - Bechan Retreats in Powys. But will their guests love them too.

Tensions are already bubbling away between the B&Bers before they've even arrived at Ying and Jean's Castle Inn, in Powys. But the hosts have the answer to restore harmony: pies.

Nowhere else will you find such consternation about whether a double bed is really a double bed if it's two single beds pushed together. Who's won.

This week's competition kicks off in Falkirk, with mum and daughter Melissa and Fiona hosting at their cosy pub. Will a fridge-less room be their downfall.

At Cliff and Monika's place in the countryside near Loch Lomond, one B&Ber learns that maybe too much nature can be a bad thing in their jungle-themed room.

Brothers John and Andrew host the week's third visit, at the glampsite on their family farm in Dumfries and Galloway, where things get heated with saunas and hot tubs.

Sue hosts the week's final visit, at her Victorian townhouse B&B in Penrith, where a marmalade tasting is followed by some bittersweet discussion of payment day.

On payment day, a number of B&Bers are certain that their competitors have been doing some tit-for-tat marking. When the dust settles, who'll win the week.

Kirstie helps Gwyneth and James navigate head-versus-heart to find a home near Glasgow where they can start a family. In Stirling, Phil balances Lorraine and her daughters' needs.

In Cambridgeshire, Kirstie helps Ali and Nick sniff out their first home together in Stilton. And Phil hopes to get Hannah and Hugo over the threshold of their first marital home.

Katrin and Thomas want a holiday home with a pool, mountain views and some land in the spectacular countryside of Málaga. With a budget of £250k, can Danni Menzies find their dream place.

Alison and Martin have recently retired and think there's no better time to buy a holiday home on Spain's stunning Costa Dorada. Ben Hillman shows them what their £120,000 budget can buy.

Mum-of-three Selina wants a holiday home with a view on Spain's Mijas Costa, with its beautiful beaches and palm tree-lined avenues. Can Laura Hamilton find her dream property for £100,000.

Phil and Justine love the Costa del Sol, and now that they've retired, they're looking for the perfect place to enjoy the Spanish sunshine. Will Mijas deliver their dream for £200k.

We follow the world-renowned doctors delivering bespoke treatments at eye-watering price tags. Groom-to-be Luke gets a £30k smile, and Carys stops by for a non-surgical lip flip.

A rolling cast of famous faces, some of Britain's favourite personalities, hit the sofa for the week's big shows, sharing their sharp, insightful and funny points of view.

It's Joe Wilkinson and Josh Widdicombe v Rhod Gilbert and Thaniya Moore. Frankie Monroe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Plus, of course, Rachel and Jimmy too.

Outrageous adult comedy with Johnny Knoxville, Wee Man and friends. The Jackasses reunite for more painfully real stunts. Older? Yes. Wiser? You decide.

The wheels well and truly come off as quiz master Jimmy Carr faces the most chaotic moments from the Big Fat archives, with Jonathan Ross, Katherine Ryan and more.

After a life-threatening illness, Georgina's back on the dating scene and looking for a rugged man. Kate seeks a Viking while Ashley wants a man who can make a deeper connection.

Love Island, Deal or No Deal, Obsession, The Floor US, Lie with Me, Mighty Truckers and the News on England beating Mexico at the World Cup.

Oliver, who has Tourette's syndrome, hopes to bag his first ever girlfriend. Claire, who's usually surrounded by builders, wants to lay the foundations of a dream relationship.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up an iconic BMW E30 Alpina. It's Maz's pride and joy, but his ill health has prevented him from getting it back on the road.

Mike's like a kid in a toy store when he spots a retro boat and a BMW micro car that could be worth some serious coin. And the deals heat up at a rad radiator shop.

James creates a unique mural on the side of narrowboat Ruby. Tracey and Tim realise their dream, as the Canal and River Trust officially launch the first accessible mooring.

Hospital worker Sharon wants a spacious bolthole close to the beach in Torrevieja on Spain's beautiful Costa Blanca. Can Laura Hamilton find her dream property for £50,000.

Phil and Justine love the Costa del Sol, and now that they've retired, they're looking for the perfect place to enjoy the Spanish sunshine. Will Mijas deliver their dream for £200k.

Louise's best friend June has just bought a holiday home in La Duquesa, and now Louise wants to follow suit! Ben Hillman shows her what £120k can buy, but are any of them the perfect place.

The first host, no-nonsense healthcare worker Bev Stewart, takes her guests back to their school days with a menu of fish fingers, jelly and ice cream.

Computer engineer Adam Bolam-Peel has plenty of surprises up his sleeve, from Northumbrian pipe playing to poetry writing.

Image-conscious salon owner Rebecca Saunders hosts with a 'Glitz and Glam' dress code and gives each guest a mock makeover.

Italian sales advisor Philomena Golenya serves a four-course menu. But Charlie accidentally breaks Philomena's chair, and there's a fire in the kitchen.

The final host, Charlie Walker, plans a night of extravagant entertainment, featuring a 'Stylish with Swimwear' dress code and a hot tub disco.

Keen golfers John and Adele want the perfect Spanish holiday home in Murcia. Can Ben Hillman chip in with a par-fect option for their budget of £100k.

Janet and Richard first visited Spain 26 years ago and have dreamt of moving there since. Now, they need help finding their perfect property for £200k. Can Laura help.

Yorkshire Shepherdess Amanda Owen and her family begin the renovation of their derelict Yorkshire Dales farmhouse. But the autumn wind and rain aren't helping.

Peter and Julia loved the Post Office they ran for 20 years so much that, when they were forced to close it, they decided to convert it into their new home.

In this next-generation true crime series, digital forensics police investigate the murder of Sheffield teen Harvey Willgoose, tracking a violent escalation online.

A quiet Surrey town is shaken by a horrific murder. But who killed Sharon Birchwood? And what's a contract killer living in Thailand got to do with her death.

Detectives follow a trail of evidence leading from suburban England to Thailand as they close in on the killers in one of the UK's most bizarre recent murder cases.