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In east Devon, master wheelwrights Greg and Mike Rowland embark on a new commission - building a gun carriage to sit aboard the HMS Warrior.

Phil and Justine love the Costa del Sol, and now that they've retired, they're looking for the perfect place to enjoy the Spanish sunshine. Will Mijas deliver their dream for £200k.

Craig and his daughter Holly are pooling their resources to buy a holiday home in their favourite destination, Mallorca. With a £180,000 budget, can Danni Menzies find their perfect place.

The first host, party-loving support worker Emma Parsons, reckons that she can win the competition on personality alone.

Adam James pops to the salon to top up his tan before he starts cooking, but he gets in a muddle in the kitchen, on a night featuring very bright cabbage and a 'vajazzle'.

Hairdressing entrepreneur Lisa Styles plans to impress her guests with her butler-staffed mansion and prize-winning stallion. But Emma compares her main course to an armpit.

Family man Hal Dervish serves up six different dishes for his meze starter and four different meats for his main, followed by Turkish dancing in the garden.

Posh magistrate Diane hopes to inject a little sophistication into the competition by hosting a black-tie event on the final night.

In Worthing and Portsmouth, pensioners Bill and Hilary, dance fans Micaela and Sanchez, and kids' entertainer Doug and his partner Patsy compete in a week of hippie happenings and hip-hop.

Competing to host the best party in Grimsby are straight-talking Mel and Patrick, seasoned ravers Vanessa and Steve and lovebirds Amber and Ryan, whose matching pink outfits raise eyebrows.

Louise's best friend June has just bought a holiday home in La Duquesa, and now Louise wants to follow suit! Ben Hillman shows her what £120k can buy, but are any of them the perfect place.

Laura Hamilton helps Helyn and Kamil find their perfect holiday home in Granada's beautiful Lecrín Valley, where they can relax and unwind. Can their £200k budget buy their dream bolthole.

Polly and Andrew discover what Valencia has to offer for their £250k, from a charming courtyard to a wrap-around balcony to wrap their heads around. Are any of them their perfect place.

Lisa's looking for a holiday home on the stunning coastline of southern Alicante. Can her dad and Jasmine Harman help her to bag her dream place.

Kirstie helps Gwyneth and James navigate head-versus-heart to find a home near Glasgow where they can start a family. In Stirling, Phil balances Lorraine and her daughters' needs.

Howard and Sarah build a sleek, angled, metallic floating home on a tidal estuary near Worthing. But with the constant tidal shifts disrupting construction, will it sink or swim.

The wheels well and truly come off as quiz master Jimmy Carr faces the most chaotic moments from the Big Fat archives, with Jonathan Ross, Katherine Ryan and more.

It's Joe Wilkinson and Josh Widdicombe v Rhod Gilbert and Thaniya Moore. Frankie Monroe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Plus, of course, Rachel and Jimmy too.

Partially animated action film based on a popular manga. Alita, a deadly cyborg brought back to life by a mourning scientist, sets out to discover her true identity.

The covert police unit tracking smugglers bringing huge quantities of drugs into the UK closes in on the ringleaders in a nerve-shredding conclusion.

A rolling cast of famous faces, some of Britain's favourite personalities, hit the sofa for the week's big shows, sharing their sharp, insightful and funny points of view.

Do the B&Bers like to be beside the seaside? First host Andy hopes so at his guesthouse - Sefton Blackpool - where he's laying on a day of arcades and ice cream on the beach.

The B&Bers have an udderly good time getting to grips with a very unusual cow during a visit to Charlotte and Matt's glampsite, The Apple Farm in Snitterfield, Warwickshire.

Karen and Bryan want to give their guests fever - cabin fever that is! They're immensely proud of their luxury lodges - Bechan Retreats in Powys. But will their guests love them too.

Tensions are already bubbling away between the B&Bers before they've even arrived at Ying and Jean's Castle Inn, in Powys. But the hosts have the answer to restore harmony: pies.

Nowhere else will you find such consternation about whether a double bed is really a double bed if it's two single beds pushed together. Who's won.

This week's competition kicks off in Falkirk, with mum and daughter Melissa and Fiona hosting at their cosy pub. Will a fridge-less room be their downfall.

At Cliff and Monika's place in the countryside near Loch Lomond, one B&Ber learns that maybe too much nature can be a bad thing in their jungle-themed room.

Brothers John and Andrew host the week's third visit, at the glampsite on their family farm in Dumfries and Galloway, where things get heated with saunas and hot tubs.

Sue hosts the week's final visit, at her Victorian townhouse B&B in Penrith, where a marmalade tasting is followed by some bittersweet discussion of payment day.

On payment day, a number of B&Bers are certain that their competitors have been doing some tit-for-tat marking. When the dust settles, who'll win the week.

Kirstie helps Gwyneth and James navigate head-versus-heart to find a home near Glasgow where they can start a family. In Stirling, Phil balances Lorraine and her daughters' needs.

In Cambridgeshire, Kirstie helps Ali and Nick sniff out their first home together in Stilton. And Phil hopes to get Hannah and Hugo over the threshold of their first marital home.

Katrin and Thomas want a holiday home with a pool, mountain views and some land in the spectacular countryside of Málaga. With a budget of £250k, can Danni Menzies find their dream place.

Alison and Martin have recently retired and think there's no better time to buy a holiday home on Spain's stunning Costa Dorada. Ben Hillman shows them what their £120,000 budget can buy.

Mum-of-three Selina wants a holiday home with a view on Spain's Mijas Costa, with its beautiful beaches and palm tree-lined avenues. Can Laura Hamilton find her dream property for £100,000.

Phil and Justine love the Costa del Sol, and now that they've retired, they're looking for the perfect place to enjoy the Spanish sunshine. Will Mijas deliver their dream for £200k.

We follow the world-renowned doctors delivering bespoke treatments at eye-watering price tags. Groom-to-be Luke gets a £30k smile, and Carys stops by for a non-surgical lip flip.

A rolling cast of famous faces, some of Britain's favourite personalities, hit the sofa for the week's big shows, sharing their sharp, insightful and funny points of view.

It's Joe Wilkinson and Josh Widdicombe v Rhod Gilbert and Thaniya Moore. Frankie Monroe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. Plus, of course, Rachel and Jimmy too.

Outrageous adult comedy with Johnny Knoxville, Wee Man and friends. The Jackasses reunite for more painfully real stunts. Older? Yes. Wiser? You decide.