BBC Three HD

Programmes start at 7.00pm.

A round-up of the day's news.

Historical sketches. A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and there are some disgusting beauty tips from ancient Egypt.

A terrible smell hits the Houses of Parliament, and Cinderella struggles with the Blitz.

Classic docusoap with singer Jane McDonald. Panic sets in as the singers and dancers are given just three days to stage a musical extravaganza.

Classic docusoap with singer Jane McDonald. The ship's new show goes on tonight. But not before an emergency dress rehearsal at which Michelle, the lead singer, tests out her ravaged voice.

Amanda Holden and Alan Carr are packing their boiler suits once again to renovate a dilapidated 17th-century house bought for one euro in the idyllic region of northern Tuscany.

Amanda and Alan take on their first project, transforming the old dining room into a Tuscan living room, and face their first hurdle, as the windows turn out to be unsalvageable.

Pop legend Rick Astley and international fashion icon Michèle Lamy guest judge as the queens take on a race against the clock to deliver three looks on the runway.

Louis investigates a captivating and controversial icon: 'Tiger King' Joe Exotic. Contains very strong language and upsetting scenes.

7/8. The Top Gear team attempt to race from Northern Canada to the North Pole, 450 miles away. Contains language which some may find offensive.

The second heat comes from Pontypridd in the heart of the south Wales valleys. Contains strong language and adult humour.

In the third heat, five comedians perform for a place in the final. Contains strong language and adult humour.

Pop legend Rick Astley and international fashion icon Michèle Lamy guest judge as the queens take on a race against the clock to deliver three looks on the runway.

Programmes start at 7.00pm.

Programmes start at 7.00pm.

A round-up of the day's news.

A terrible smell hits the Houses of Parliament, and Cinderella struggles with the Blitz.

Animated comedy about a reclusive green ogre, voiced by Mike Myers, whose peace is disrupted by a horde of refugees who have been banished by the evil Lord Farquaad.

The team are left baffled when a reclusive pensioner is shot dead in his home. And tensions rise as Mervin forgoes the commissioner's new initiative.

Romantic comedy in which a gorgeous but shallow West Coast girl (Reese Witherspoon) enrols in a prestigious law school in order to win back her wealthy East Coast ex-boyfriend.

Elle Woods heads to Washington DC to join the staff of a representative in order to pass a bill to ban animal testing.

Billie plays hard to get. Deb opens the divorce champagne. Josie's having big feelings. Contains strong language, adult humour and some scenes of a sexual nature.

Dinner's on Dev. Josie makes a sex deal with Seb. Why is Nicky being nice to Billie? Contains strong language, adult humour and some scenes of a sexual nature.

Deb competes with Dev's dead wife. Josie's an artist, apparently. Billie finds a new man. Contains strong language and adult humour.

Billie and Josie go clubbing in the face of their nan's impending death. Deb is on a mission to prove therapy is useless. Contains strong language and adult humour.

Billie shaves Josie's legs for Nan's funeral, and Deb discovers heated floor tiles. Contains strong language and adult humour.

Characters include coffee spotters, cooking sensations and The Brothers Pomodoro. Contains very strong language and adult humour.

Ellie White and Natasia Demetriou present The 21st-Century Guide to Sex, and the Mums return with some essential holiday tips. Contains some strong language and adult humour.

Welcome to the Thames View Estate, home of the chaotic Potts family. 1990s-set animated comedy. Contains some strong language.

Programmes start at 7.00pm.

Programmes start at 7.00pm.

On one night in Sheffield, lives are changed for ever as a mysterious woman, unable to remember her own name, falls from the night sky.

Miranda's mother tells one of her daughter's old school friends that Miranda has a great new job, so she decides to prove everyone wrong and find a 'proper' career.

Sitcom. Miranda treats herself to a holiday - in the hotel across the road. She enjoys her stay and even makes new friends with porter Jason and conference organiser Colin.

Kate Winslet takes on a film role that could win her a first Oscar. Contains some strong language and adult humour.

At long last Andy Millman gets his big acting break - working with Les Dennis. Contains some strong language and adult humour.

The crew of H.M.S. Camden Lock are protecting Britain's interests by persuading alien cultures to move their businesses to the Peterborough enterprise zone.

Commander Henderson and his crew are making first contact with the alien civilisation of Queppu. Meanwhile, the ship has been left in the sole charge of Technical Officer Jeffers.

A school trip to The Coal Hole, Ebbw Vale's mining museum, ends in disaster. Contains some strong language.

Miss Port throws a fancy dinner party, and Jub feels out of place. Contains some strong language.

Rhys and friends go to a college gig after discovering a girl in school might fancy him. Contains some strong language and adult humour.

Mona promises to spend time with Miss Port's nihilistic goth daughter, Lambrini. Contains some strong language.