Catchy Comedy

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Gloria is depressed and finally opens up to her mother and admits that she and Mike are having problems in their marriage.

George Jefferson demands an explanation when he discovers Archie has paid him with a phony $20 bill.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Norm agrees to paint Cliff's apartment, but a fight ensues when Cliff refuses to pay him.

A priceless vase is destroyed when Sam, Woody and Rebecca cater a party at the chairman of the board's mansion.

The cabbies drive from New York to Miami, so Alex can spend 20 minutes between planes with his long-lost daughter.

Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend.

Jerry suggests that all the doctors in the building form a co-op to treat each other for free. This leads to chaos and hostility that find expression in Bob's special all-doctor therapy group.

Max is assigned to solve the mysterious disappearance of CONTROL agents.

Ralph can't take $1,000 he won; Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant.

Producer Mike Todd is featured in a spoof of his movie "Around the World in 80 Days.".

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Muldoon is mistaken for a bank robber when he tries to make a withdrawal.

Connie poses as Mr. Boynton's wife when he applies at a college that only hires married teachers.

Ozzie and Thorny don't show much enthusiasm for a basketball game between their families.