2024-06-25
After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem. (Repeat).
Stan leads a campaign to purchase hybrid cars, but it stalls when an environmental disaster threatens the town. (Repeat).
Oprah picks Towelie's memoir for her book club, but his account is found to be less than truthful. Soon, the public derision lures Towelie off the wagon. (Repeat).
Host Jon Stewart returns to his place behind the desk for an unvarnished look at the 2024 election, with expert analysis from the Daily Show news team. (Repeat).
Cartman finds treasure when the boys get stuck in a cave. (Repeat).
Cartman's mom employs the Dog Whisperer to help curb her son's behavioral problems. (Repeat).
The gang attempts to save the online game World of Warcraft after it is taken over by a renegade gamer. (Repeat).
The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger. (Repeat).
Cartman is tapped to be the new hallway monitor and takes offense when Kyle discovers a teacher is having an affair with a student in his jurisdiction. (Repeat).
Satan tries to plan a Halloween party while dealing with a religious group, an ex-lover and mischievous serial killers. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Bender courts the Planet Express ship's new voice (Sigourney Weaver), and just as quickly dumps it, prompting the ship to retaliate. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Someone's looking out for Leela when mutants from underground capture her, Fry and Bender in retaliation for Bender's toxic-waste dumping. Tress MacNeille, David Herman, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled away their livestock ("buggalo") on Mars. Maurice LaMarche, Lauren Tom, Billy West. (Repeat).
A planet with an ancient-Egyptian influence makes slave labor of Leela, Fry and Bender, who turns on his pals when he gains some power. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
After getting separated from the ship during a pirate attack, Bender becomes a god to a microcivilization, while Fry mounts an effort to find him. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Fry blindly supports Planet Express's new CEO, a slick talker from Fry's time who emphasizes image as he takes on their biggest rival. Tom Kenny, Tress MacNeille, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Leela sees herself as a female pioneer when she's signed as a Major League pitcher, but she's really there as a novelty act, as she beans every batter she faces. Hank Aaron and Bob Uecker have cameos. Tom Kenny, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Stan takes over as a peewee hockey coach, despite a painful memory from his playing days. (Repeat).
Butters is sent to a religious camp that promotes a heterosexual lifestyle. (Repeat).
South Park Elementary deals with a head-lice scare, and Cartman looks to expose the kids with infected scalps. (Repeat).
Hillary Clinton makes a campaign stop in South Park. Meanwhile, Cartman believes he's uncovered a terrorist plot. (Repeat).
Stan searches for the origins of egg decorating, and falls in with a strange society guarding an infamous secret. (Repeat).
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again, so the boys decide to hire someone to remedy the situation. (Repeat).
The homeless population is on the rise in South Park. Both the adults and children go to work looking for solutions to the problem. (Repeat).
Randy Marsh becomes a local hero after passing a sizable bowel movement. Later, he contacts a record-keeping society to find out if he has surpassed the world record. (Repeat).
Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker. Mike: Lee Arenberg. Peggy: Megan Cole. (Repeat).
Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway. Jenna: Kristin Davis. Woman: Seriah Carol. (Repeat).
Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida. Izzy: Lloyd Bridges. Danielle: Chelsea Noble. Blaine: Todd Jeffries. Morty: Barney Martin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will. Hal: Vince Grant. Conrad: Stephen Lee. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose. Beth: Debra Messing. Tim: Bryan Cranston. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial. Valerie: Lauren Graham. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair. Mary Anne: Rena Sofer. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker. Lanette: Amanda Peet. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Oscar (Oscar Nunez) returns from vacation pondering his future at the office. Meanwhile, power-hungry Andy (Ed Helms) exploits recent events to inch closer to Michael; and Jim colludes with Pam and Karen to trick someone in the office---but the target's not Dwight. (Repeat).
To celebrate Phyllis's wedding shower, Michael heeds the terrible advice of his boorish bud Todd Packer (David Koechner) and brings in two performers---Ben Franklin and a stripper. Meanwhile, Karen corners Pam about her romantic history with Jim. (Repeat).
The crew prepares for Phyllis' nuptials, but the blushing bride regrets appointing Michael to an important job at the event after various things go embarrassingly wrong. Meanwhile, Phyllis' decorations cause Pam to reflect on her own aborted wedding; and Dwight prowls for wedding crashers. (Repeat).
Michael is invited to be a guest speaker at Ryan's business school. Back at the office, Dwight goes batty trying to catch a bat, and Pam invites her colleagues to her first art exhibit. Joss Whedon, creator of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," directed the episode. (Repeat).
Michael and Jan attend a party at a Dunder Mifflin bigwig's home, where they finally go public with their heretofore hushed romance. While at the party, Jim meets Karen's ex. And the rest of the office dwellers are also in a partying mood, as they head out for a boozy happy hour. (Repeat).
When Darryl (Craig Robinson) corners Michael about a pay increase, the meeting compels Michael to scrutinize his own salary. Meanwhile, Pam's confession to Roy (David Denman) impacts Jim. (Repeat).
For safety-training day at Dunder-Mifflin, Michael and Dwight attempt to expose all workplace dangers to the staff. Meanwhile, Andy (Ed Helms) returns to the office ranks after his anger-management training, intent on starting anew with his coworkers. (Repeat).
An office crisis ensues when a shipment of paper is distributed with an obscene watermark. Worse, a school has delivered prom invitations on the tainted batch. It's up to Michael to hold an off-the-cuff press conference to manage the media. (Repeat).
The staffers are shocked when a flasher victimizes Phyllis. In response, Michael takes the office ladies on a women's appreciation excursion. Meanwhile, Dwight and his nemesis, Andy (Ed Helms), team up to catch the deviant. (Repeat).
When Michael is considered for a corporate position, he squires his staffers to Lake Scranton, where he puts them through challenges on the beach à la "Survivor" to name his replacement at Dunder-Mifflin. Pam doesn't enter the competitions, but must bear witness to Jim and Karen enjoying the games together. (Repeat).
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Randy Marsh is publicly chastised for using the N-word on national television. Meanwhile, Cartman clashes with a little person. (Repeat).