2024-10-25
Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry. The series' 300th episode. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. In the Season 17 premiere, Brian meets and falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her. (Repeat).
Chris gets a gig DJing at a drag ball, while Julius tries to handle Tonya's sore throat on his own without calling Rochelle back from her business trip. Guest starring Latrice Royal, Vangie Mateo and Jada Essene Hall (Repeat).
Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of "gingervitus," Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination. (Repeat).
Religious leaders think Stan is the "Golden Child," prompting believers to camp in front of his house. (Repeat).
Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family. (Repeat).
After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem. (Repeat).
Chef Jerome McElroy returns, though the kids notice he's not quite the same. (Repeat).
Stan leads a campaign to purchase hybrid cars, but it stalls when an environmental disaster threatens the town. (Repeat).
Oprah picks Towelie's memoir for her book club, but his account is found to be less than truthful. Soon, the public derision lures Towelie off the wagon. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
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Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
Leela meets another surviving cyclops, a male who invites her to their planet, where Leela proposes they restart their race. Katey Sagal, David Herman, Billy West, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
With Hermes on a stress-reducing vacation, his by-the-book replacement (Nora Dunn) falls for Fry, but Bender stumbles on to their romance, and pays a price. Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
After his 150th birthday party, the Professor picks a successor, who disappoints him so much that he decides to end his life by reporting for a final trip to a mysterious planet of old people. Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
A fishing trip strands ship and crew underwater, where Fry falls for a mermaid residing in the lost city of Atlanta. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
After having a hand in an incident with a celebrity chef that blinds Leela temporarily, Bender becomes a hired goon in the robot mafia, who plan a hijacking---of Planet Express cargo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Earth's most popular new food is discovered and marketed by the crew---until one of the snacks speaks to Leela. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Cartman's mom employs the Dog Whisperer to help curb her son's behavioral problems. (Repeat).
The gang attempts to save the online game World of Warcraft after it is taken over by a renegade gamer. (Repeat).
The gang discovers who's responsible for the 9/11 attacks and realizes South Park may be in danger. (Repeat).
Cartman is tapped to be the new hallway monitor and takes offense when Kyle discovers a teacher is having an affair with a student in his jurisdiction. (Repeat).
Satan tries to plan a Halloween party while dealing with a religious group, an ex-lover and mischievous serial killers. (Repeat).
Stan takes over as a peewee hockey coach, despite a painful memory from his playing days. (Repeat).
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race. Peter Keleghan. Newman: Wayne Knight. George: Jason Alexander. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired? Gino: David Ciminello. Enzo: Antony Ponzini. Tuttle: Jack Shearer. Pensky: Michael Fairman. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend (Anthony Cistaro) shares a moniker with a mass murderer. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Reading TV GUIDE nets Elaine an admirer (Sam Lloyd), but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend (Kimberly Norris). (Repeat).
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun (Molly Hagan). Doctor: Tom Verica. Sasha: Jana Marie Hupp. Priest: Kay E. Kuter. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend (Dan Cortese); Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend (Jami Gertz) is his phone-sex mate. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat. Barbara: Suzy Soto. Counterwoman: Kathryn Kates. Liquor-Store Clerk: Frank Novak. (Repeat).
A writer (George Murdoch) beans a woman (Carol Kane) with Elaine's electronic organizer; George lies to impress a woman (Rosalind Allen). Lippman: Richard Fancy. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch. Audrey: Suzanne Snyder. Saleslady: Christine Dunford. Suit Opponent: Mark Beltzman. (Repeat).
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry's girlfriend (Courteney Cox) poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount. Scott LaRose. Marty: Joseph Ragno. Other Woman: Rebecca Glenn. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. (Repeat).
George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler (Veanne Cox). Robin: Melanie Chartoff. Ronnie: Dom Irrera. Clown: Jon Favreau. Kramer: Michael Richards. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Retelling three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump." (Repeat).
The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster. (Repeat).