2024-06-27
Malcolm and Stevie are swept into a strange, nighttime escapade; Francis turns the tables on hazing pranksters at his military school. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Stevenson: Sheff Otis. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Reese: Justin Berfield. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. Kenarbin: Gary Anthony Williams. (Repeat).
Francis goes AWOL from military school to link up with his girlfriend (Lauren Hodges), a ditsy doozy who's made him gaga. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor. Reese: Justin Berfield. Stanley: Karim Prince. (Repeat).
Disasters abound at a gifted kids' picnic, where stage acts bomb, families feud and Malcolm's dad serves meat to vegetarians. Dorene: Beth Grant. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Reese: Justin Berfield. Caroline: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. (Repeat).
Portraits of mischief-makers: the younger kids at a stock-car race and elder brother Francis at military school, where he's keeping a boa constrictor as a pet. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Spangler: Daniel Von Bargen. Caroline: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Stanley: Karim Prince. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. (Repeat).
Student Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar) comes to Sunnydale, Cal., where she must stop a team of bloodsuckers from turning her new town into a buffet. Jesse: Eric Balfour. Luke: Brian Thompson. Darla: Julie Benz. Willow: Alyson Hannigan. Angel: David Boreanaz. Xander: Nicholas Brendon. (Repeat).
In Part 2 of the opener, Giles and Willow (Alyson Hannigan) learn of the town's past, while Buffy races to stop a slaughter that would herald the end of the world. Master: Mark Metcalf. Giles: Anthony S. Head. Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar. Xander: Nicholas Brendon. Luke: Brian Thompson. Darla: Julie Benz. (Repeat).
Cheerleading tryouts turn tragic when a prospective pom-pom girl bursts into flames. Could Buffy's new friend be practicing black magic instead of cheers? Xander: Nicholas Brendon. Willow: Alyson Hannigan. Giles: Anthony S. Head. Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Repeat).
Tracy is concerned she may be a sex addict, while Jordan is worried about a lump. (New).
Richard finds his inner redemption at one of Canada's most haunted locations, The Ottawa Jail Hostel. Kevin finds himself confronted by an unknown factor in one of Canadas biggest political scandals. Brie is scratched by curiosity. (Repeat).
Parallel stories pit Malcolm against a bullying, obnoxious new kid; and Francis vies with his intimidating, military-school commandant, who's presenting sex-education lectures. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Kevin: Robert Grovich. Spangler: Daniel Von Bergen. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor. (Repeat).
Malcolm's cushy babysitting job provides relief from the trailer the family's using while their house is being fumigated; the school's master key leads Francis to a corpse, for which he provides a proper send-off. Stanley: Karim Prince. Inkster: Mark Tymchyshyn. Mrs. Inkster: Joan McMurtrey. (Repeat).
Malcolm and Stevie are swept into a strange, nighttime escapade; Francis turns the tables on hazing pranksters at his military school. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Stevenson: Sheff Otis. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Reese: Justin Berfield. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. Kenarbin: Gary Anthony Williams. (Repeat).
Francis goes AWOL from military school to link up with his girlfriend (Lauren Hodges), a ditsy doozy who's made him gaga. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor. Reese: Justin Berfield. Stanley: Karim Prince. (Repeat).
Disasters abound at a gifted kids' picnic, where stage acts bomb, families feud and Malcolm's dad serves meat to vegetarians. Dorene: Beth Grant. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Reese: Justin Berfield. Caroline: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. (Repeat).
Portraits of mischief-makers: the younger kids at a stock-car race and elder brother Francis at military school, where he's keeping a boa constrictor as a pet. Hal: Bryan Cranston. Malcolm: Frankie Muniz. Lois: Jane Kaczmarek. Francis: Christopher Kennedy Masterson. Spangler: Daniel Von Bargen. Caroline: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Stanley: Karim Prince. Dewey: Erik Per Sullivan. (Repeat).
Lily agrees to go on a date with a handsome older man, but things turn sour when he gets high. Che is vacationing in Mexico and picks up a Norwegian hottie, but he gets caught by her husband and seized by the Mexican police. (Repeat).
Glenn strikes gold when a gorgeous man asks him on a gym date, but it deteriorates quickly as the man has serious rage issues. Hannah is charmed by a classmate's powerful performance. Jesse agrees to meet a guy from a dating app that is into kink. (Repeat).
Alyssa tells her lover, Kano, that in order for their relationship to continue, he must win over her Abuela and pass the famed "evil eye" exam. (Repeat).
Aliyah invites her Abuela on a go-kart date, and Claudia informs her Abuela that she has found true love. (Repeat).
Seeking the approval of his Abuela, Ruben invites his girlfriend, McKenzie, to Busch Gardens. (Repeat).
Jose must persuade his adopted Abuela, Denise, that his girlfriend, Tamara, is the right one for him. There's just one catch, though, she's not Latina. (Repeat).
Freedia discusses business ventures with Team Freedia, and goes to an eyewear grand opening in Hollywood. (Repeat).
Team Freedia meets to discuss Devon coming aboard. (Repeat).
Team Freedia takes a trip to Manhattan, Reid sets up a meeting with actor and entrepreneur Donnie Wahlberg, and Crystal and Devon Square off. (Repeat).
Freedia, Meredith, and Reid take care of business in West Hollywood, Freedia has an emotional meeting with a medium, and Crystal and Devon face off for Round Two. (Repeat).
Kash Doll and her mom, Ms. Jackson, pop bottles while making grandmother's chicken and dumplings. From her antics in school to her wide variety of jobs, Kash Doll never stopped hustling her way to the top. (Repeat).
Mario Lopez and his wife Courtney cook their family's mouth-watering manicotti while sharing stories from their long and successful Hollywood careers. (Repeat).
Student Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar) comes to Sunnydale, Cal., where she must stop a team of bloodsuckers from turning her new town into a buffet. Jesse: Eric Balfour. Luke: Brian Thompson. Darla: Julie Benz. Willow: Alyson Hannigan. Angel: David Boreanaz. Xander: Nicholas Brendon. (Repeat).
In Part 2 of the opener, Giles and Willow (Alyson Hannigan) learn of the town's past, while Buffy races to stop a slaughter that would herald the end of the world. Master: Mark Metcalf. Giles: Anthony S. Head. Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar. Xander: Nicholas Brendon. Luke: Brian Thompson. Darla: Julie Benz. (Repeat).
Cheerleading tryouts turn tragic when a prospective pom-pom girl bursts into flames. Could Buffy's new friend be practicing black magic instead of cheers? Xander: Nicholas Brendon. Willow: Alyson Hannigan. Giles: Anthony S. Head. Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Repeat).
Buffy gets a bad feeling about the sexy new substitute (Musetta Vander), but Xander, who has a really good feeling about the woman, may end up in her clutches. Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar. Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter. Angel: David Boreanaz. Giles: Anthony S. Head. (Repeat).
Buffy is heartbroken to learn that she must break her date with a dreamboat (Christopher Wiehl) in order to stake a vampire who has risen in fulfillment of the Master's prophecy. Driver: Robert Font. Militia Guy: Geoff Meed. Xander: Nicholas Brendon. (Repeat).
When Xander (Nicholas Brendon) falls in with a pack of bullies and adopts their agressive attitude, Buffy fears they are all under the spell of an ancient hyena spirit. Lance: Jeff Maynard. Tor: Brian Gross. Heidi: Jennifer Sky. Flutie: Ken Lerner. Buffy: Sarah Michelle Gellar. (Repeat).
The Master (Mark Metcalf) sends in three warrior vampires to crush Buffy, unaware that a former minion has a different kind of crush on her. Angel: David Boreanaz. Darla: Julie Benz. Cordelia: Charisma Carpenter. Joyce: Kristine Sutherland. Xander: Nicholas Brendon. (Repeat).
Jay nominates Michael for the "Small Businessman of the Year" award and he assumes he's going to win it (especially after a golfing buddy on the organization's board tells him: "If my vote were the only one that counted, you'd be a shoo-in"). Meanwhile, Claire helps herself to items from Jay's makeup bag once too often. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Jr. has a new girlfriend (Meagan Good) and Michael thinks she's quite a prize. But Jay has her doubts. Meanwhile, Kady has a gentleman caller, a budding piano prodigy named Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey). Jr.: George O. Gore II. (Repeat).