2024-10-22
Ray gives Debra cookware for Christmas with an ulterior motive in mind. But when she gives him an expensive gift, he suspects she's up to something. Andy: Andy Kindler. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra complains that Ray is useless in an emergency after she chokes and Ray does nothing to help her, which then prompts Ray to prove his manhood. Andy: Andy Kindler. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Nemo: Robert Ruth. Suzy: Susan Varon. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Sobered by the death of an old friend, Fred and his cronies plan to defy the Grim Reaper by throwing a party, complete with wild women. Fred: Redd Foxx. Aunt Esther: LaWanda Page. Bubba: Don Bexley. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Leroy: Leroy Daniels. (Repeat).
An old acquaintance drops into town and claims to be Lamont's real father. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Grip: Sonny Gaines. Aunt Esther: LaWanda Page. (Repeat).
Fred and his friends go to court to defend Lamont, who has received an unfair traffic ticket. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Sonny: Antonio Fargas. Bubba: Don Bexley. (Repeat).
Fred is the aggressor in a junkyard-boundary battle with neighbor Julio. Fred: Redd Foxx. Julio: Gregory Sierra. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Surveyor: Rodolfo Hoyos. (Repeat).
Lamont drags Fred into the hospital to put an end to his phony heart-attack routine. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Fred: Redd Foxx. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Man: Thalmus Rasulala. (Repeat).
Fred wants to come to the private party Lamont and Rollo are giving for two special women. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Rollo: Nathaniel Taylor. Della: Della Thomas. Angel: Angela Gibbs. (Repeat).
When Lamont loses a fight to a barroom bully, he determines to redeem himself by learning karate. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Gus: Hugh Van Putten. (Repeat).
Grady is being pursued by an aggressive woman who thinks he is Fred---and claims that he proposed to her. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Rose: Talya Ferro. (Repeat).
Bent on taking care of the junkyard while Fred is away, Grady refuses to let Lamont bring girls into the house. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Lamont: Demond Wilson. (Repeat).
Grady creates a disaster when he persuades meek Uncle Woodrow to defy his domineering wife. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Uncle Woodrow: Raymond Allen. Aunt Esther: LaWanda Page. Aunt Minnie: Hilda Haynes. Lamont: Demond Wilson. (Repeat).
Lamont's girlfriend is running a campaign to convince Lamont and Grady that they need a woman around the house. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Judy: Judy Pace. Grady: Whitman Mayo. (Repeat).
While Grady's cousin Emma is resting in bed, the men are doing the housework she promised to do in exchange for room and board. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Emma: Clarice Taylor. (Repeat).
After he comes home from a trip, Fred gets the mistaken idea that Lamont doesn't want him back. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Grady: Whitman Mayo. (Repeat).
Lamont will get an inheritance from his uncle only if he marries and has a child. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Fred: Redd Foxx. (Repeat).
After he is given a ring with his initials on it, Fred becomes certain that it was stolen from Frank Sinatra. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Rollo: Nathaniel Taylor. (Repeat).
The news of Grady's engagement plunges Fred into the doldrums. Grady: Whitman Mayo. Dolly: Norma Miller. (Repeat).
Lamont lures Fred into a session with a sensitivity group. Fred: Redd Foxx. Lamont: Demond Wilson. Ah Chew: Pat Morita. Aunt Esther: LaWanda Page. (Repeat).
Lamont decides to quit the junk business and find a job that pays better. Fred: Redd Foxx. Calvin: Philip Bruns. (Repeat).
Harry and Dan compete for Christine's friend, who can't decide whom to go away with for the weekend. Mel Torme has a cameo. Jeffries: Jay Robinson. Christine: Markie Post. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).
Christine is sexually harassed by her boss; Dan finds he's too much of a man for a woman who has sworn celibacy. Roberta: Teresa Ganzel. Christine: Markie Post. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).
Dan is served with a paternity suit, but won't believe he's the father of the smart-alecky kid claiming to be his son. Dan: John Larroquette. Pete: John Calvin. Ethel: Fran Ryan. Marilyn: Katherine Moffat. (Repeat).
The naturalization ceremony for Quon Le is interrupted when both she and Mac are hospitalized with abdominal pains. Charles Robinson. Bhakti: Gino Conforti. Kostas: Greg Lewis. (Repeat).
The judicial-selection committee's list of appointees surprises Christine---and amazes Dan and Harry. Part 1 of four. Markie Post, John Larroquette. Bob: Brent Spiner. June: Annie O'Donnell. (Repeat).
New judge Christine tries to save Harry's job, while Harry schemes to go out in style. Part two of four. Markie Post, Harry Anderson. Mrs. Fletzker: K Callan. (Repeat).
Christine dons a judge's robe, while Dan and Mac ineptly cover for Harry. Part three of four. Fenton: Richard Frank. Fengler: Jake Dengel. Mac: Charles Robinson. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Harry's swearing-in gets underway with Harry dangling from a bridge, preparing for an amazing midair stunt. Gus: Kenneth Tigar. Fenton: Richard Frank. Crockett: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).
After being struck by lightning, Bull becomes convinced that God wants him to give all his possessions to the needy. Charles Robinson, Harry Anderson. Doctor: Simmy Bow. Art: Mike Finneran. (Repeat).
Christine and Roz (Marsha Warfield) spend a wild night at a male strip joint, where Harry and the guys come to a swinging Christine's rescue. Maggie: Dee Booher. Monty: John Del Regno. (Repeat).
On Halloween, Harry finds himself locked in a safe with his life flashing before him; and Dan (John Larroquette) sells his soul to the Devil (Zale Kessler). Art: Mike Finneran. Gintz: Nick Toth. Cowan: Ellen Crawford. (Repeat).
Bull loses a corpse he removed from the courtroom, and Mac considers "losing" the criminal file on an Army buddy who saved his life in Vietnam. Shibata: Keye Luke. Hondo: David Graf. Elliott: Richard Brestoff. (Repeat).
Harry saves a masked TV hero from riding off into his last sunset; Dan is pursued by his boss's niece. Kitty: Teri Hatcher. Oxley: Mitchell Laurance. Daniels: Daniel Frishman. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).
Harry hires a blind assistant, who's also an abrasive cutup; and an impotent Dan is seduced by a prospective employer (Janice Lynde). John Larroquette, Harry Anderson. Dr. Howard: Alan Haufrect. (Repeat).
Everyone's mad at Ray when he gets two tickets for the Super Bowl and invites Gianni (Jon Manfrellotti) rather than a family member. Especially miffed is Debra, who thinks the game would be a great way to get away together. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Ray is horrified when he learns that Marie read his personal journal that he kept when he was a kid. But Marie is even more upset---over one of Ray's journal entries about her. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra go out to dinner on Valentine's Day, only to discover that they don't have anything to say to each other. Of course, their lack of conversation later sparks a lot of discussion from Debra. Waiter: Eric Ramirez. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray becomes obsessed with getting the twins more masculine roles in a school play when he learns they are playing fairies. Sarah: Diana-Maria Riva. Father: Michael Duddie. Josh: Isaiah Griffin. Michael: Sullivan Sweeten. Geoffrey: Sawyer Sweeten. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Charlie starts dating a 24-year-old named Robin (Brooke D'Orsay) and Alan warns him that he's too old to keep up. Charlie not only ignores his brother, but he talks Alan into a double date with one of Robin's young friends. Donna: Morgan Fairchild. Megan: Molly Morgan. (Repeat).
Evelyn complains about the lack of mourning at a friend's funeral, leading Charlie and Alan to be brutally honest with her about what hers could be like because of how she treats people. But they discover that not everyone feels the same way about her when they drop by on her birthday. (Repeat).