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Angela retrieves a homesick Jonathan from camp and recalls her first "adult" kiss with a boy from the same camp where Tony spent his summers. Part 1 of two. Tony Danza. Wormser: Richard Sanders. Jonathan: Danny Pintauro. Mona: Katherine Helmond. (Repeat).

After visiting the site in the woods where each remembers from their past, a thunderstorm prevents Tony and Angela from returning to the campsite in time. They end up having to share a room at a cheap hotel. Meanwhile, Mona and the campers tell scary stories and play pranks on the counselor. (Repeat).

Frank (Peter Boyle) gets injured on the day of his and Marie's departure for a weekend cruise, so Ray accompanies her. Ted: Hiram Kasten. Walter: Jack Betts. Thelma: Bobbie Norman. (Repeat).

Ray and Robert scare up a plan to get even with Frank (Peter Boyle) for frightening them with disturbing bedtime stories when they were kids. Robert: Brad Garrett, Doug: Kevin James, Andy: Andy Kindler, Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti, Aileen: Leslie Windram, Marie: Doris Roberts, Debra: Patricia Heaton, Raymond: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Big-shot sportswriter Ray strikes out when he tries to use his influence to get himself and Robert (Brad Garrett) special access to a Baseball Hall of Fame event honoring the '69 Miracle Mets. Eight members of the World Series-winning team have cameos: Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Bud Harrelson, Cleon Jones, Ed Kranepool, Tug McGraw, Art Shamsky and Ron Swoboda. Police Officer: Chip Heller. Security

Debra (Patricia Heaton) is crushed when Ray complains about her infringing on his side of the mattress. Father Hubley: Charles Durning. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).

A wild night of pleasure leaves Charlie in severe back pain, but it's not enough to keep him from hitting on his beautiful doctor (Alicia Coppola), which appalls Alan. Debbie: Kristen Miller. Male Nurse: Ken Jeong. Nurse: Helen Greenberg. (Repeat).

Charlie persuades Alan to pretend they're a couple to impress a gay ad-agency exec, then has a dilemma when he falls for the man's gorgeous ex-wife (Lucy Lawless). Eric: David Starzyk. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. (Repeat).

A bold Alan asks out Sherri (Jeri Ryan), who was indifferent to Charlie when they dated, and, to everyone's surprise, she's attracted to Alan. Stephan: James Edson. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. (Repeat).

When Charlie and Alan antagonize each other like adolescent boys, Rose gets them to sit down and discuss their unresolved issues. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. (Repeat).

Alan, Jake and a reluctant Charlie accompany Evelyn to the funeral of one of her ex-husbands, and Charlie starts hitting on the young and beautiful widow (Cynthia Preston). Christine: Gigi Rice. Minister: Steve Tom. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. (Repeat).

Alan foolishly borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche, and in turn she asks him to go on a blind date with the daughter (Chloe Webb) of a man she's dating. Cab Driver: Jay Harik. Waiter: John O'Brien. (Repeat).

A women's volleyball team walks into a bar. It's no joke, but a godsend for Alan and Charlie, who are drinking away the guilt of letting Jake stay with Evelyn. Danielle: Catherine McCord. Kimberly: Christina Chambers. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

In the second-season finale, told through flashbacks as Jake reads a report to his class, an angry husband (Orson Bean) confronts Charlie for sleeping with his wife. Natalie: Karen Trella. Teacher: Patricia Bethune. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Alan is laid up after falling off the roof, so Charlie spends a weekend caring for Jake, whose needs and wants interfere with Charlie's social life. Betsy: Kim Oja. (Repeat).

When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart. Sandy and Mandy Bentley guest star. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. (Repeat).

Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, and learns it's nice to be away from Alan. (Repeat).

Walden worries about Louis and the adoption process when Alan breaks up with the social worker in hopes of getting back together with Lyndsey. (Repeat).

Teen rappers Kid 'n Play throw a major bash in order to show off their mad skills, but one member of the duo has to sneak his way there after being grounded by his father. (Repeat).

Overweight Professor Klump invents a formula that causes him to shed hundreds of pounds instantly and transforms him into an obnoxious alter ego. Though his studly shape gives him new confidence, he soon discovers the instability of his miracle potion. A comic twist on the Jekyll-and-Hyde tale and a semi-remake of the Jerry Lewis classic. Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett, James Coburn. (Repeat).

A 13-year-old Utah boy kidnaps his institutionalized brother for a trek to a video-game championship in L.A. With the help of a girl they meet en route, they avoid being hindered by a sleazy bounty hunter, their older brother and their father. (Repeat).

Two bumbling security guards stumble onto a smuggling ring masterminded by a mob boss. (Repeat).

Sanitation workers witness an altercation through a telescope and find a city official's body in the trash at the same location the next day; they fear being implicated and try to solve the case themselves. (Repeat).

A teenager with a bright future turns his house into a brothel while his parents are away, falls for a prostitute and earns the wrath of Guido the Killer Pimp in this comedy highlighted by Tom Cruise's star-making performance. (Repeat).

Molly Ringwald is an underprivileged Cinderella choosing between two prom princes: a charming preppy and a disarming buddy. (Repeat).

A boss invites two underlings to his beach house with the intention of having them killed because they uncovered his illegal activities. However, when they arrive and discover the boss himself is dead, the pair spends the weekend pretending he's alive so that they can enjoy the place and figure out how to get themselves out of harm's way. (Repeat).

A girl's sixteenth birthday is forgotten by her family who are distracted by the upcoming wedding of her older sister, and to compound things, she has a crush on a popular older classmate and is suffering the unwanted attentions of a sophomoric geek. (Repeat).

A study of adolescent obsession with sex, drugs, and rock and roll has a girl seeking romance advice from an upperclassman on how to get a boy to notice her; and a stoner feuding with a teacher. (Repeat).

A 13-year-old Utah boy kidnaps his institutionalized brother for a trek to a video-game championship in L.A. With the help of a girl they meet en route, they avoid being hindered by a sleazy bounty hunter, their older brother and their father. (Repeat).

Two bumbling security guards stumble onto a smuggling ring masterminded by a mob boss. (Repeat).

Sanitation workers witness an altercation through a telescope and find a city official's body in the trash at the same location the next day; they fear being implicated and try to solve the case themselves. (Repeat).

A teenager with a bright future turns his house into a brothel while his parents are away, falls for a prostitute and earns the wrath of Guido the Killer Pimp in this comedy highlighted by Tom Cruise's star-making performance. (Repeat).

A boss invites two underlings to his beach house with the intention of having them killed because they uncovered his illegal activities. However, when they arrive and discover the boss himself is dead, the pair spends the weekend pretending he's alive so that they can enjoy the place and figure out how to get themselves out of harm's way. (Repeat).

A study of adolescent obsession with sex, drugs, and rock and roll has a girl seeking romance advice from an upperclassman on how to get a boy to notice her; and a stoner feuding with a teacher. (Repeat).

A girl's sixteenth birthday is forgotten by her family who are distracted by the upcoming wedding of her older sister, and to compound things, she has a crush on a popular older classmate and is suffering the unwanted attentions of a sophomoric geek. (Repeat).

In the delightfully fractured tale, a grandfather reads a story about a beautiful young woman named Buttercup to his bored grandson. Then, the audience is magically transported into the tale, complete with villains, creepy creatures and a love story. (Repeat).

Kids provide for themselves during summer vacation after their babysitter dies. (Repeat).

A plastic surgeon finishes his residency and heads for a lucrative job in L.A. Distracted, he plows into a fence and is sentenced to community service and fence repair in a small South Carolina town. (Repeat).

A Kansas farm boy goes to New York City and succeeds in business by impersonating an executive. Once his oversexed aunt enters the mix, the ambitious ladder-climber finds himself juggling two identities, two jobs and two women. (Repeat).

The boys try to stop Pa from marrying a moll in "Up in Daisy's Penthouse." Connie Cezan, John Merton, Moe Howard. (Repeat).

The boys are impure Puritans who battle Indians in "Back to the Woods." Bud Jamison, Vernon Dent, Curly Howard. (Repeat).

An impressionable nun decides to give up her vows after meeting Harry in court. Harry: Harry Anderson. Mac: Charles Robinson. Mother Frances: Lu Leonard. (Repeat).

Markie Post as lawyer Christine Sullivan, who's nervous about her first case, thanks to her outspoken father (Eugene Roche) and Harry (Harry Anderson). Selma: Selma Diamond. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).

Ellen Foley as lawyer Billie Young, who spends her first night behind bars for refusing to reveal the whereabouts of a cat her client is accused of stealing. Harry: Harry Anderson. Miles: Don Calfa. (Repeat).

Chaos erupts when a man with a winning lottery ticket asks Harry to give it to a worthy person. Craven: Terry Kiser. Jerome: Ralph Manza. (Repeat).

After a dispute with his principal, a computer whiz holds the school's computer records hostage. Porcaro: Richard Mehana. Alan: Matthew Faison. Phyllis: Miriam Flynn. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).

Bull becomes a "volunteer father" and is crushed when he learns he's been deceived by his charge. Stella: Pamela Segall. Anita Dubois: Peggy Pope. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).

A coming-of-age tale about four 12-year-old boys who hear that there is a dead body in the woods near where they live and proceed to try and find it. In the process, their friendship is tested. (Repeat).

A Kansas farm boy goes to New York City and succeeds in business by impersonating an executive. Once his oversexed aunt enters the mix, the ambitious ladder-climber finds himself juggling two identities, two jobs and two women. (Repeat).

A plastic surgeon finishes his residency and heads for a lucrative job in L.A. Distracted, he plows into a fence and is sentenced to community service and fence repair in a small South Carolina town. (Repeat).

In the delightfully fractured tale, a grandfather reads a story about a beautiful young woman named Buttercup to his bored grandson. Then, the audience is magically transported into the tale, complete with villains, creepy creatures and a love story. (Repeat).

Kids provide for themselves during summer vacation after their babysitter dies. (Repeat).

Debra (Patricia Heaton) convinces Ray to go on a couples-only weekend getaway to a Vermont bed-and-breakfast. Amy: Monica Horan. Pam: Beth Skipp. Cecily: Lynn Milgrim. Bill: Rick Hall. (Repeat).

Debra feels like she's missing out just being a wife and mom so she gets a job---much to Ray's dismay. Charlotte: Julie Hagerty. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

When Ray and Debra (Patricia Heaton) realize they are more polite to strangers than they are to each other, they decide to be nicer to one another. For starters, Ray agrees to give Debra "unassisted compliments" and she agrees to stop calling him an idiot. Lori: Mary Jo Keenen. (Repeat).

Ray suggests that Debra go swing dancing with lonely Robert (Brad Garrett), but then he becomes jealous when Debra has a good time. Gianni: Jon Manfrelotti. Kristen: Jill Zimmerman. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).

Robert is embarrassed when he discovers several of his neighbors watched him have sex with his date (Monica Horan) in his curtainless apartment---so he moves in with Ray and Debra. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).

When Ray and Debra disagree over who should take credit---or blame---for bringing the two of them together, they recall the first time they met, when Ray was an "assistant futon guy" and he made a delivery to Debra's apartment. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Debra considers getting breast implants after Ray gushes about another woman's surgically enhanced bosom. Cheryl: Meeghan Holaway. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Ray and Debra make the mistake of sharing their argument over a new can opener with Ray's family, which opens up a whole new can of worms. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Ray bets something is up when Frank suddenly starts hanging around and becomes Mr. Nice Guy for no apparent reason. Garvin: Len Lesser. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Sal: John Del Regno. Dominic: Monty Hoffman. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Debra learns that Ray's parents have sex only once a year, which makes Debra worry that the same fate is awaiting her and Ray if they don't do something about it. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).

After Ray claims he had a close brush with death, Debra thinks it's time to make out their wills. But to whom should they leave the kids? Bernie: Tom McGowan. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. David: Gary Grossman. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Debra's bohemian sister (Ashley Crow) pays a visit after two years and arrives with some shocking news---she's now a nun and will soon be going to Africa to live. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

While Roper tries to forestall the gang's planned party, Mrs. Roper announces that their marriage is through. Mrs. Hollins: Diana Herbert. John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt, Suzanne Somers. (Repeat).

A teenager with a crush on Jack schemes to be alone with him. Laurie: Lauri Hendler. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Rita: Lois Areno. (Repeat).

Chrissy is suspected of kleptomania when items begin to be missed. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. Roper: Norman Fell. (Repeat).

Jack worries when the girls give their visiting former roommate an enthusiastic welcome. Eleanor: Marianne Black. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Larry: Richard Kline. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).

Jack caters a party for the bigwigs in Chrissy's office. J.C.: Emmaline Henry. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Penrose: Macon McCalman. Eloise: Bibi Osterwald. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).

The girls mistake a sexagenarian for the "older woman" Jack is dating. John Ritter. Martha: Irene Tedrow. Barbara: Claudette Nevins. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Roper: Norman Fell. (Repeat).

Roper discovers a hotline into the trio's apartment through a pipe, but soon regrets his eavesdropping. John Ritter, Suzanne Somers, Joyce DeWitt, Audra Lindley. (Repeat).

Jack's broken leg upsets Janet's plan for a cozy evening at home with a date. Gregg: Rod McCary. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Roper: Norman Fell. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).

Jack finally has a chance to get it on with Chrissy when a mouse terrorizes the apartment building. (Repeat).

Jack accepts a live-in cooking position with Larry's boss and his amorous wife (Cynthia Harris). Jack: John Ritter. Mr. Layton: Jordan Charney. Larry: Richard Kline. (Repeat).

Disenchanted with modern civilization, pilot Wrongway Feldman (Hans Conreid) returns to the isle---and determines to stay. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Howell: Jim Backus. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. (Repeat).

Matchmaker Lovey plays Cupid for Gilligan and Mary Ann at a dinner that turns into a quarrelsome occasion for the Howells. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. Howell: Jim Backus. Skipper: Alan Hale. Ginger: Tina Louise. Gilligan: Bob Denver. The Professor: Russell Johnson. (Repeat).

The natives on a nearby island are restless: Gilligan's drumming sounds like a call to war, and they muster for an attack. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).

Desperation summons the castaways to heed a talking parrot, which is recalling the location of an old boat hidden on the isle. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).

Turtle racing is the latest fad on the island, and Mr. Howell wants to make a bet for Gilligan's services as a houseboy. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Howell: Jim Backus. Skipper: Alan Hale. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).

Is a semiprecious stone the magical "Eye of the Idol" that'll help the castaways? Could be. Gilligan's wish for ice cream comes true. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).

Believing that rescue is nigh, the Skipper crash-diets and Gilligan eats heartily in the hope they can qualify for the Navy. Skipper: Alan Hale. Gilligan: Bob Denver. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. Ginger: Tina Louise. Mary Ann: Dawn Wells. (Repeat).

A magician's props that drift ashore in a crate turn Gilligan from a mate to a Merlin. Well, make that a bumbling nuisance. Gilligan: Bob Denver. Skipper: Alan Hale. The Professor: Russell Johnson. Ginger: Tina Louise. Howell: Jim Backus. Mrs. Howell: Natalie Schafer. (Repeat).

Harry's called before a judicial review board. Landis: Ray Walston. D'Marco: Vincent Schiavelli. Willard: Jason Bernard. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).

Evidence in the case of a madam includes her diary, which exposes politicians and captains of industry. Irene: Stella Stevens. Angela: Linda Hart. Craven: Terry Kiser. Harry: Harry Anderson. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).

Ulcer symptoms put Harry in the hospital, but he'd rather endure the pain than endure tests to find its cause. Kenny: John Astin. Billie: Ellen Foley. Papa Jack: Titos Vandis. Selma: Selma Diamond. (Repeat).

A blizzard traps a crowd in the courtroom and Dan in an elevator with a man who's attracted to him. Warren: Jack Riley. Dan: John Larroquette. Billie: Ellen Foley. Selma: Selma Diamond. Harry: Harry Anderson. (Repeat).

Mac must find a way to tell his Vietnamese friend Quon Le that he married her so she could stay in the U.S. Mac: Charles Robinson. Selma: Selma Diamond. Harry: Harry Anderson. Bull: Richard Moll. (Repeat).

Billie invites Harry to her apartment for dinner, but their evening is disrupted by a flustered intruder. Nick: Oliver Clark. (Repeat).

Dan receives a visit from his parents (John McIntire, Jeanette Nolan), who he had led everyone to believe were dead. Dan: John Larroquette. Billie: Ellen Foley. (Repeat).

Patients from a mental institution try to convince the court that they're being mistreated at the hospital. Mary: Deborah Harmon. Ann: Kate Zentall. Dr. Osborne: George Pentecost. Alan: James Cromwell. Dworkin: Raye Birk. (Repeat).

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A curse paralyzes Bull, and Harry must conjure up a cure. Madam Loretta: Erica Yohn. Bull: Richard Moll. Gilpin: Bruce Kirby. Harry: Harry Anderson. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).

Bull's having an identity crisis---so he quits his job and decides to become a wrestler. Rustkowski: Lou Ferrigno. Doris: Meg Wyllie. Bull: Richard Moll. Dan: John Larroquette. (Repeat).

On Valentine's Day, Billie's new heartthrob has an effect on her that's criminal. (Repeat).

The staff believes Dan is golddigging when he proposes to a homely woman who's heir to $40 million. Patti: Mimi Kennedy. Dan: John Larroquette. Harry: Harry Anderson. Bull: Richard Moll. Douglas: Stanley Brock. (Repeat).

Quon Le's appearance before the court prompts Mac to face responsibility in his marriage; Harry (Harry Anderson) chooses between Dan and Billie for recommendation to the mayor's commission. (Repeat).

Ray is pressured into hiring his whiny, nasally voiced cousin Gerard (Fred Stoller) to help him on a book project and he discovers to his horror that his family believes they are very much alike. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Ray is happily surprised and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often. (Repeat).

Ray becomes concerned when the twins' preschool teacher (Diana-Maria Riva) says Michael isn't progressing as fast as Geoffrey and may need to repeat the class. Amy: Monica Horan. Geoffrey: Sawyer Sweeten. Michael: Sullivan Sweeten. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Everyone begins wondering whether Robert is gay after he admits that he's not ready to marry his longtime girlfriend, Amy (Monica Horan), and it's a notion that Frank just can't handle. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).