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Alan, Jake and a reluctant Charlie accompany Evelyn to the funeral of one of her ex-husbands, and Charlie starts hitting on the young and beautiful widow (Cynthia Preston). Christine: Gigi Rice. Minister: Steve Tom. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. (Repeat).

Alan foolishly borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche, and in turn she asks him to go on a blind date with the daughter (Chloe Webb) of a man she's dating. Cab Driver: Jay Harik. Waiter: John O'Brien. (Repeat).

Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. (Repeat).

Charlie becomes impotent when armchair psychoanalyst Rose tells him he has unresolved issues with his mom. Meanwhile, Alan gets angry when Charlie gives Jake advice about girls. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. (Repeat).

Charlie is thrilled that he's dating a hot, exciting woman (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), but Alan can't find much to like about her. In fact, he's sure that she has put a curse on both Charlie and him. (Repeat).

Martin Sheen guest stars as Rose's dad, who confronts Charlie and asks what his intentions are towards his daughter after an inebriated Charlie sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Margaret: June Squibb. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Alan: Jon Cryer. (Repeat).

Charlie dupes Jake into joining a ballet class just so he can flirt with the teacher (Emmanuelle Vaugier). Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. (Repeat).

Cloris Leachman plays Charlie's wealthy neighbor who wants Alan to be her boy toy. Meanwhile, Jake wants to send money to a televangelist. Kim: April Bowlby. Hector: Phil Abrams. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Nonstop action ensues when a secret agent recruits a juvenile delinquent into a top-secret spy organization modeled after the Knights of the Round Table. Together, they battle a tech genius with a diabolical plan to end global warming with a giant cull of the population. (Repeat).

Kingsman is forced to operate with no home base after an evil corporation known as the Golden Circle destroys their headquarters in this action-packed thriller. The elite group must team up with an allied organization called Statesman to save the world. (Repeat).

The kids won't be all right. Michael must inform a group of youths that he can't fulfill a promise he made to them 10 years earlier. Elsewhere, Jim steps up to maximize office morale by launching an employee-of-the-month plan. (Repeat).

There aren't many ho-ho-hos at Dunder Mifflin when Phyllis and Michael square off for the honor of playing Santa at the office holiday party. Meanwhile, Jim and Dwight try to spread holiday cheer---despite the not-so-jolly uncertainty of the company. (Repeat).

When a potential buyer arrives at Dunder Mifflin, Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam team up to win his favor by highlighting their top-drawer contacts. Meanwhile, Michael reflects on memorable moments at the office. (Repeat).

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Jon counsels the customer-turned-owner of a troubled Boston bar. (Repeat).

Jon schools the owner of a beat-up college bar with a reputation for serving underage drinkers. (Repeat).

An establishment near North Carolina's Fort Bragg needs help fixing its bad reputation. (Repeat).

A failing Ohio burger bar and its bitter owners get a visit from Taffer. (Repeat).

A Navy vet finds himself in over his head when relies on his unqualified friend to manage his failing Mississippi dive bar. (Repeat).

An owner twerks her way to tears when her bar gets out of step (Repeat).

After losing her military-veteran-father, an overworked and overbearing mother needs her son to step up and fill the void left by her former right-hand-man. (Repeat).

After running a successful floral business for two decades, owner Randi thought she could parlay that success into a budding new bar. Unfortunately, she never rose to the occasion. (Repeat).

Jon Taffer embarks on a cross-country tour of the worst drinking establishments in America. Bad drinks, wild staffs and wasted owners conspire against him and his experts as they give failing businesses one last shot at success. (Repeat).

Charlie helps Alan with his unhealthy need to always to gain approval from women. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Alan: Jon Cryer. (Repeat).

Alan starts dating a Martha Stewart-like perfectionist (Josie Davis) who takes command of the house during the holidays. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Charlie goes to a psychiatrist (Jane Lynch) to try and learn how to deal with Alan's emotional problems. Terry: Andrea Bendewald. Beth: Valerie Azlynn. (Repeat).

Charley uncharacteristically finds himself in a relationship that isn't based on sex. (Repeat).

Charlie and Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) decide to make love, but after the long wait, he's worried that he won't live up to her expectations. Meanwhile, Alan has his hands full with one of Charlie's former lovers. Kandi: April Bowlby. Alan: Jon Cryer. (Repeat).

Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) and Charlie clash over his lifestyle. (Repeat).

Alan does his best to avoid the awkwardness of having his 22-year-old girlfriend attend Jake's birthday party. (Repeat).

Charlie is tricked by his mom and Alan into attending a jingle writers awards dinner, a prize he's never won, where he has to endure comments from a pompous multiple winner (Jon Lovitz). Gordon: J.D. Walsh. (Repeat).

Kingsman is forced to operate with no home base after an evil corporation known as the Golden Circle destroys their headquarters in this action-packed thriller. The elite group must team up with an allied organization called Statesman to save the world. (Repeat).

After more than thirty years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. When he finds himself training a detachment of Top Gun graduates for a specialized mission, Maverick encounters Lt. Bradley Bradshaw, call sign: "Rooster," the son of Maver

A mysterious company named Sabre, headed by a magnetic, unorthodox CEO (Kathy Bates), swoops in and buys out Dunder Mifflin. As Michael balks at Sabre's new policies, Andy and Erin write a welcome song to greet the company. Meanwhile, Pam and Jim hope to get accepted into a desired day-care center. Christian Slater has a cameo. (Repeat).

In the wake of Sabre's buyout of Dunder Mifflin, new CEO Jo Bennett (Kathy Bates) arrives in Scranton, awing the staffers with her charismatic Southern style. But Bennett is against having two branch managers, a policy shift that impacts Michael and Jim, one of whom must step down from their managerial post and return to salesman duty. Meanwhile, a Valentine's Day plan blows up on Andy. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. It's delivery time for Pam when her contractions begin. She and Jim try to wait out the big moment for as long as possible, the staffers try to comfort her with food and entertainment, and Michael nervously anticipates the birth. Back at the office, Erin has lunch with Kevin, triggering jealousy in Andy. (Repeat).

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Jon attempts to turn around the fortunes of a bar in West Palm Beach, Fla. (Repeat).

Jon faces a womanizing owner and his enraged wife at their run-down Caribbean bar. (Repeat).

O'Banion's Bar & GrillOmaha, NEA heavy drinking owner of an Irish sports bar is the subject of a hostile takeover... by his co-owners! (Repeat).

Jon takes on a turbulent partnership between an ex-pilot and his former girlfriend. (Repeat).

Jon helps a military veteran about to be redeployed whose drinking habits put bar and personal life in jeopardy. (Repeat).

A Las Vegas dive bar struggles at the hands of the bar owner who makes more enemies than friends. (Repeat).

Visiting Chula Vista, California to help a father and son owners solve their issues that affect their operation. (Repeat).

Jon must save a former travel agent turned bar owner and her family business before it crashes and burns. (Repeat).

Jon sends hospitality expert Dustin Drai to Apache Junction, Arizona, to save a small-townbar whose owners lack experience in operations, design, and service. (Repeat).

Alan starts paying his girlfriend's bills and runs into financial problems. (Repeat).

Alan's girlfriend (April Bowlby) moves in with him, and the new situation creates tension in the house. (Repeat).

While Alan rushes to Kandi, who's living with Judith, to try and win his girlfriend back, Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother (Gail O'Grady). Meanwhile, Kandi sets Judith up on a date with her dad (Kevin Sorbo). Kandi: April Bowlby. (Repeat).

Alan falls for Jake's teacher (Julia Campbell), whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his audition for the school musical. (Repeat).

When a girl (Stephanie Brown) invites Jake to his first boy-girl party, Charlie robs Alan of the chance to offer his son advice on women by beating him to the task. Alan also feels slighted that Charlie never gave him that much-needed advice in their youth. Ricky: Ralph Cole Jr. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Mia's dance troupe is in town and she reserves four ballet tickets for the Harpers, but Charlie is suspicious of her motives for seeing him again. Jennifer: Cheyenne Casebier. Theresa: Maria Tornberg. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier. (Repeat).

Conclusion. As Charlie and Mia make wedding plans, Alan and Jake are concerned about where they will live. And Rose doesn't take the wedding news well. Leon: John Vance. Rev. Yarnell: Steven Shaw. (Repeat).

Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis. Sally: Marisa Tayui. Tina: Sandra McCoy. Cindy: Mia Kelly. Marie: Katie Weaver. (Repeat).

After more than thirty years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. When he finds himself training a detachment of Top Gun graduates for a specialized mission, Maverick encounters Lt. Bradley Bradshaw, call sign: "Rooster," the son of Maver

Thrilling action and Russell Crowe's Oscar-winning performance drive 2000's Best Picture, the story of a Roman general who is enslaved and forced to become a gladiator after he clashes with the emperor's bloodthirsty son. (Repeat).

Conclusion. It's delivery time for Pam. As the staffers continue to try comforting her with food and entertainment, Michael nervously anticipates the birth. (Repeat).

Michael's objective to impress Sabre bigwig Jo Bennett (Kathy Bates) takes a big hit when someone else wows her. Meanwhile, Dwight creates havoc for Jim, who's just returned from paternity leave. And Andy and Erin's first date takes interesting turns. Zach Woods guest stars. (Repeat).

The sales staffers try to seal the deal with spiel when Sabre's newly minted "sales is king" policy energizes them but balloons their egos. Cut to Michael, who isn't above hiding all the new, well-regarded sales leads. Zach Woods guest stars. (Repeat).

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Jon deals with horses in a Western bar, owners who sample too much of the product and a bank foreclosure. (Repeat).

Jon helps two brothers turn around a death-metal concert bar that's drained their parents' retirement fund. (Repeat).

A family feud, mounting debt and questionable practices threaten the future of a bar and restaurant, forcing Jon to step in. (Repeat).

A failing Detroit strip club gets some help from Taffer. (Repeat).

Jon visits the No Name Saloon, a rowdy biker bar where the owner refuses to trust his daughter's managerial skills. (Repeat).

Taffer takes on a haunted bar with a cursed past. (Repeat).

An owner with a frat boy mentality must shape up and learn how to properly manage his bar, or risk losing his business and the opportunity to leave his three grandsons a financial legacy. (Repeat).

Jon must help a businessman who bought a bar attached to a bowling alley but had never stepped foot in a bar. (Repeat).

Jon sends hospitality protégé Dustin Drai to Glendale, Arizona, to rescue a local institution whose current owner is treating the bar as his personal hangout and giving away free drinks. (Repeat).

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo). (Repeat).

Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother. (Repeat).

Alan threatens to get legal representation if Kandi doesn't agree to joint custody of their dog, until he learns that Kandi's lawyer (Christopher Neiman) is the cutthroat who helped Judith in their settlement. Officer No. 1: Andre Ware. Officer No. 2: Michael Patrick McGill. (Repeat).

When Judith announces she's remarrying, Charlie and Alan find themselves helping her fiancé (Ryan Stiles) get over his cold feet so that Alan will finally be free from paying alimony. (Repeat).

Charlie dates a woman (Katherine LaNasa) whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie. Bobby: James Edson. Andy: Andy Pessoa. Joey: Brandon Killham. (Repeat).

Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue), who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish. Ronald Wiedermeier: Andy Mackenzie. Darlene Wiedermeier: Julianne Grossman. (Repeat).

Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life. Taylor: Melanie Abramoff. Kelly: Kelly King. Officer Roberts: Bruno Amato. (Repeat).

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Nina: Rachel Cannon. Vicki: Danielle Bisutti. Gordon: J.D. Walsh. Bobby: James Edson. (Repeat).

Thrilling action and Russell Crowe's Oscar-winning performance drive 2000's Best Picture, the story of a Roman general who is enslaved and forced to become a gladiator after he clashes with the emperor's bloodthirsty son. (Repeat).

Mark Wahlberg gives a charged performance in this high-powered actioner about an ex-Marine sniper who is recruited for a clandestine special op and instead finds himself on the run after being targeted as the perpetrator of a presidential assassination attempt. Danny Glover, Kate Mara, Michael Pena, Tate Donovan, Ned Beatty, Rhona Mitra, Elias Koteas. Directed by Antoine Fuqua and written by Jonat

The staffers raise spirits at a happy hour, but complications spill over when Michael goes to extremes to impress Jim and Pam's friend, resulting in his ouster from the bar. Meanwhile, Andy and Erin try to keep a secret; and Dwight reconsiders the wisdom of his "prenatal contract" with Angela. (Repeat).

Andy goes to extremes to make sure Erin has a very special Secretary's Day. But it all could backfire thanks to Michael, who informs Erin about Andy's past relationship with Angela. Meanwhile, Oscar creates a viral video that highlights similarities between Kevin's voice and Cookie Monster's voice. (Repeat).

Pam and Jim team up for their first sales pitch together. They deliver it to the manager of a regional hot spot, resulting in mix-ups when Michael has difficulty deciphering body language. Meanwhile, Dwight pushes Kelly to participate in the minority training program. Amy Pietz guest stars. (Repeat).

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A bar faces a shutdown due to unsafe renovations from its rookie owner, leaving Jon to bring it up to code before city officials are forced to intervene. (Repeat).

The team searches for a kidnapped girl, whose grandfather complicates the investigation. (Repeat).

The team works with the FBI when a marine bomb tech is linked to a murder. (Repeat).

Mark Wahlberg gives a charged performance in this high-powered actioner about an ex-Marine sniper who is recruited for a clandestine special op and instead finds himself on the run after being targeted as the perpetrator of a presidential assassination attempt. Danny Glover, Kate Mara, Michael Pena, Tate Donovan, Ned Beatty, Rhona Mitra, Elias Koteas. Directed by Antoine Fuqua and written by Jonat

Prepare to be blown away when retired hit man John Wick returns to the fray to punish the NYC gangsters who destroyed his life. (Repeat).

Hit man John Wick is once again called out of retirement in this explosive action sequel, this time by a former colleague who wants him to repay a debt by killing an Italian crime lord. But when the assassination goes awry, Wick finds himself hunted by an international cabal of killers, and his only hope for survival might be a shadowy figure known as the Bowery King. (Repeat).

The third entry of the franchise sees John Wick on the run with a bounty placed on him after he kills a member of an underground assassin's guild. With every hitman in the world hot on his trail, he enlists the help of a trusted ally to fight his way out of New York City. (Repeat).