2024-06-26
Koothrappali is overwhelmed when his parents arrange a blind date for him, but after a few drinks he discovers he can actually talk to women. Unfortunately, his gorgeous date is more interested in Sheldon. (Repeat).
Sheldon and Leonard are asked to a physics conference to present their work together, but that leads to a feud because Sheldon's too arrogant to share the honor. Penny does her best to mediate, but only makes things worse. (Repeat).
Leonard lies to Penny to avoid hearing her sing a second time, but Sheldon extends the lie, which makes things worse, including Sheldon producing a nonexistent cousin (D.J. Qualls). (Repeat).
Previewing Major League Baseball action, with news, analysis, highlights and features. (Live).
New York Yankees at New York Mets. From Citi Field. (Live).
Studio discussions, game highlights and interviews following Major League Baseball's playoffs. (Live).
Haley needs a little motherly advice from Claire as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Meanwhile, Jay and Cam's less than politically correct coaching style earns them a class on sensitivity from Manny and Phil; and Mitch runs into Phil's nemesis, Gil, at an unlikely place. (Repeat).
Dede's husband, Jerry, comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they really know what to do with, and Jay and Gloria feel sorry for Jerry and invite him to stay with them while he is in town. (Repeat).
Hayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget if she can just figure out the perfect time. Meanwhile, Claire is mad that Phil has once again borrowed the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; and Jay, Gloria and Joe have to deal with some unwelcome visitors over the holidays. (Repeat).
Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own; Pameron gets out of prison early and has a bone to pick with Mitchell. (Repeat).
Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before they become grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mom who has an interesting past. Meanwhile, Cameron and Mitchell discover some interesting reading material in Lily's room and decide to confront her about it, while Gloria and Jay discover their respective great uncles may have fought on opposing sides of a war. (Repeat).
Cam prepares a presentation for his students about their future goals, while also contending with a bully at the school; Jay has a little technical trouble during his video conference; and Gloria tricks Phil and Joe into participating in a photo shoot for the local mall's new ad campaign. (Repeat).
Phil may have conquered his biggest real-estate challenge when he thinks he found Pepper his dream home. Meanwhile, in an attempt to connect with Lily, Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event for her favorite vlogger. (Repeat).
Jay hosts a Super Bowl party, while Claire hosts a baby shower for Haley—both at Jay's house. (Repeat).
Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for, so they call in reinforcements. (Repeat).
Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle after Gloria asks them to keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, Gloria, Alex, Claire and Haley get together to plan her baby shower. (Repeat).
Dylan and Luke are really impressed with Bill's tales of heroism and survival as a firefighter, which make Phil feel emasculated. To impress the guys, he invites them over for a little male-bonding moment that goes terribly wrong. (Repeat).
In an effort to be less negative, Claire is rebranding herself as the girl who says "yes" and inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with someone from his work. Meanwhile, Phil tries to surprise Alex at school right before she receives an award she didn't tell him about. (Repeat).
After the chemistry lab explodes, presumed culprit Urkel faces his accusers in a mock trial with Laura as his lawyer. Mr. Looney: Tom Poston. Thornhill: Robert DeCrevel. (Repeat).
Carl bribes Laura to go bowling with Urkel, then has a nightmare in which Laura and Urkel are married---with a brood of Urkel youngsters (Marcus Miller Jr., Ryan Doss, Rachel Lundquist, Mitchah Williams). Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. Urkel: Jaleel White. (Repeat).
Carl and Urkel end up in the ring with the WWF's Bushwhackers after Urkel's "snooze juice" knocks out the wrestling team's original opponents. Lyle: Lydell M. Cheshier. Emile: Michael "Shrimp" Chambers. Lou: Johnny Dark. Urkel: Jaleel White. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. (Repeat).
Everyone applauds Eddie on his college scholarship except Waldo, who fears he's losing a friend. Meanwhile, Carl's fear of failure could keep him from a promotion. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. Urkel: Jaleel White. (Repeat).
Student editor Laura clashes with a Muskrat Times contributor (Keith Amos) who's her complete opposite, but opposites begin to attract. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. (Repeat).
Sheldon's new obsession with "The Lord of the Rings" leads to an unhealthy habit, forcing him to take a break from science. Also, Missy asks George Sr. to teach her how to play catch. (Repeat).
After being released from the mental hospital, Dr. Sturgis unexpectedly breaks up with Meemaw. (Repeat).
A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Also, Meemaw struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis. (Repeat).
Sheldon starts an internet flame war, and Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team. Also, Meemaw is unhappy when George Sr. spends time with her new boyfriend. (Repeat).
The University makes George Sr. a lucrative job offer in the hopes of recruiting Sheldon. Also, Georgie gets a job working for Meemaw's new boyfriend, and Mary is determined to rid her home of greed. (Repeat).
Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's birthday party. Also, George Sr. has "male-bonding time" with Dr. Sturgis. (Repeat).
Joey's new agent gets him a cheeky role in a movie; Chandler dates a woman with lots of baggage. Aurora: Sofia Milos. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
A blackout traps Chandler in an ATM vestibule with model Jill Goodacre; a cat comes between Ross and Rachel. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Mr. Heckles: Larry Hankin. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Monica and Ross mourn the loss of their grandmother. Judy: Christina Pickles. Jack: Elliott Gould. Aunt Lillian: Elinor Donahue. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Monica tries to cook Thanksgiving dinner for the gang; Ross relishes the chance to talk to his unborn child. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Terry: Max Wright. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
A new pet monkeys around with Ross's ego during the holidays; Phoebe falls for a scientist (Hank Azaria). Max: Wayne Pere. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Sandy: Sarah MacDonnell. Fun Bobby: Vincent Ventresca. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
Chandler's novelist mother (Morgan Fairchild) visits---and hits on Ross; Phoebe and Monica fall for the same guy. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Phoebe has some bad news for Rachel about Paolo; Ross learns some of the results of his former wife's amniocentesis. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Chandler sees Rachel naked; Joey learns his father is having an affair; Phoebe dates a psychiatrist. Gloria: Brenda Vaccaro. Roger: Fisher Stevens. Joey Sr.: Robert Costanzo. Ronni: Lee Garlington. (Repeat).
Chandler has a blind date with an ex-girlfriend---whom he's broken up with twice before; the ladies light a "boyfriend bonfire"; Ross finds an unlikely Valentine's Day date. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Chandler and Monica plan big career moves, while Ross labors to hit it off with a date. Steve: Jon Lovitz. Celia: Melora Hardin. Ms. Tedlock: Fritzi Burr. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Ross attends Lamaze classes; Joey dates Phoebe's twin; and Chandler has the hots for a co-worker he's supposed to fire. Jamie: Helen Hunt. Fran: Leila Kenzle. Nina: Jennifer Grant. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Monica and Rachel meet two cute doctors; Ross looks to Jack for fatherly advice; Phoebe confronts her twin about Joey. Jack: Elliot Gould. Admissions Woman: Alaina Reed Hall. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Sheldon gets sick, but the guys refuse to take care of him because he's such a bad patient, which leaves an unsuspecting Penny to nurse him back to health. Cheryl: Erin O'Reilly. (Repeat).
Sheldon becomes jealous of a 15-year-old physics prodigy, so he and Leonard come up with a plan to sabotage the young man's research. Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Dennis Kim: Austin Lee. Professor Goldfarb: Joel Brooks. Emma: Emma Degerstedt. (Repeat).