2024-09-26
Haley's brilliant astrophysicist boyfriend comes to meet the family, setting Claire and Phil off in a competition about which one of them is smarter, making Alex feel self-conscious about her dim but handsome firefighter boyfriend, Bill. Mitch and Cam go on a yoga retreat, but when Cam finds out his dream team, the Kansas City Royals, is having spring training next door, he can't resist sneaking o
When Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge stops by for a visit, his striking resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he might be Manny's real dad; Phil agonizes over getting the perfect anniversary gift for Claire; Cam and Mitch are out of their depth when Lily gets into a fight at school over bras. (Repeat).
When Haley hears that her loopy boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to gain favor by convincing Gloria to sell her salsa to NERP; and Mitchell gets Cam the police ride-along he's always dreamed of. (Repeat).
When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam come to a realization about her effect on their lives; Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have different bad news to break to Claire and compete about when to do it, the tiny window of time after her monthly spa day when she's her most relaxed. (Repeat).
Haley meets Arvin's parents but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all of her ex-boyfriends. Meanwhile, the family seizes on a nursing home visit with Jay's mean sister, Becky, to settle old scores. But as Jay, Claire and Mitchell compete for her time, Phil, Cam and Gloria end up getting trapped in the home's basement with no way out. (Repeat).
In the Season 9 finale, Mitchell sneaks out to "Hero-Con" with fanboy Phil, dressed as their favorite characters from the show "Clash of Swords." It's great until Phil commits the ultimate fan faux pas. In a clash of another kind, Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis, Dr. Donna Duncan, upstages her with a far bigger and better party right next door. (Repeat).
The Season 10 premiere: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan get together at the annual Fourth of July parade where Jay will be acting as the grand marshal. Meanwhile, Haley's goodbye with Arvin before his trip to Switzerland doesn't go as well as she pictured it and is distracted by the return of an old flame. (Repeat).
Haley needs a little help deciding whether or not to tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan and goes to Mitch and Cam for their advice. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects Manny's Canadian girlfriend is made up and wants to find out the real truth. (Repeat).
Morris arranges a baby shower for Sid and Freya after they learn Freya is pregnant. Tai must care for Scraps while traveling back in time to kill the future leader of the human resistance. (Repeat).
Eddie wants to do the right thing when faced with protecting Steve from a bully who threatens to beat him up, which could get Eddie creamed as well. Rodney: Randy Josselyn. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. (Repeat).
Imagemaker Laura offers a thousand points of light to illuminate Eddie's campaign for class president. Pam: Anael Edwards. Rebecca: Ara Easley. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Margie: Rachel Griffin. (Repeat).
Carl's philosophy about accepting defeat ends up in the gutter when Harriette aces him out on the bowling lanes. Reginald VelJohnson, JoMarie Payton-France. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Rachel: Telma Hopkins. (Repeat).
When Eddie's ego threatens to disband his group during the making of a rock video, the Winslows offer some ideas. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Rachel: Telma Hopkins. Jerry: Chance Quinn. Kyle: Bumper Robinson. (Repeat).
A fire at a burger hangout snuffs out Laura and Steve's hopes for a job, but may ignite a new career for Rachel. Fire Inspector: William Long Jr. Leroy: John Hancock. Rachel: Telma Hopkins. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. (Repeat).
George Sr. strikes a deal with Sheldon to tutor Georgie when poor grades threaten to keep him from playing football. (Repeat).
When Sheldon moves to Dallas to attend a school for gifted children, the family struggles to cope with his absence. (Repeat).
A worried Mary sends Sheldon to Sunday school after she finds him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his friends Tam and Billy. (Repeat).
Sheldon asks for a computer and unknowingly sparks a heated argument between Mary and George Sr. over the family's finances. (Repeat).
When flu season hits Medford, Sheldon takes extreme measures to remain healthy. (Repeat).
When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming Pastor Jeff's marriage counselor. Also, Sheldon and Missy spend their first afternoon home alone. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Ross learns Marcel is working on a movie, and the film's makeup artist seems to want Chandler; Monica and Rachel fight over Jean-Claude Van Damme, who appears as himself. Susie: Julia Roberts. (Repeat).
Monica brings some things home from her parents' house, including a prom video; Rachel tells Ross that she doesn't think it will work out between them. (Repeat).
Ross's work hinders the evolution of his and Rachel's romance; Monica has eyes for an older opthalmologist (Tom Selleck); Joey and Chandler enjoy a big-screen TV. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Richard's relationship with a younger woman causes a stir at a party for Ross and Monica's dad; Joey decides to move out; Rachel gets a tattoo. Richard: Tom Selleck. Jack: Elliott Gould. Judy: Christina Pickles. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Chandler gets a new roommate; Monica doesn't like having Ross around all the time; Phoebe makes a music video. Eddie: Adam Goldberg. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).
The days in the life of Joey's character, Dr. Ramoray, are numbered; Chandler's new roommate scares him. Richard: Tom Selleck. Eddie: Adam Goldberg. Tilly: Mary Gallagher. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Chandler wants Eddie (Adam Goldberg) to move out; Joey faces unemployment; a self-help book empowers the ladies. Estelle: June Gable. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Rachel freaks when Ross talks about spending a lifetime together; Chandler and Joey befriend Richard; Phoebe is shocked by the ending of "Old Yeller." Richard: Tom Selleck. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Bullies accost Ross and Chandler; Monica plays the stock market; and Phoebe attempts to meet her father again. Mrs. Buffay: Laraine Newman. Frank Jr.: Giovanni Ribisi. Carl: Peter DeLuise. Arthur: John Lehr. (Repeat).
When Rachel's divorcing parents both show up for her birthday, her friends hold two separate parties to keep them apart. Sandra: Marlo Thomas. Leonard: Ron Leibman. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
A submariner (Charlie Sheen) surfaces to spend two weeks with Phoebe, who's come down with chicken pox; Joey plays the role of a data processor at Chandler's company. Richard: Tom Selleck. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Rachel's in her ex-fiancé's wedding; Chandler has a cyberspace romance; Monica and Richard think about their future. Richard: Tom Selleck. Mindy: Jana Marie Hupp. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
The guys' competition for a tenured professorship leads them to shamelessly schmooze committee members, including an HR manager who's had a run-in with Sheldon. (Repeat).
Amy tries to help Sheldon get over his compulsive desire for closure after one of his favorite TV shows is canceled before it reached a satisfying conclusion. Meanwhile, Raj uncovers a secret about the new woman in his life, Lucy. (Repeat).
Sheldon is positively charged with excitement when he hires Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), the host of his favorite childhood TV program, to appear at his apartment. Later, Howard and Bernadette agree to dogsit Raj's pooch, but things don't go as planned. (Repeat).
The women's Vegas vacation is called off, so the men invite them to play Dungeons & Dragons, which has a most unusual effect on Amy and Sheldon. Meanwhile, Raj and Lucy's date goes less than perfectly. (Repeat).
In the Season 6 finale, Leonard is offered a fantastic job opportunity overseas, knocking Penny and Sheldon for a loop. (Repeat).
In the Season 7 premiere, Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon and Penny spend some time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend. (Repeat).
Leonard returns from his North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity. (Repeat).
Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the men and women. (Repeat).
Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj and Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles. (Repeat).
Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test. (Repeat).
Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of his career, meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard. (Repeat).
When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy, Bill Nye. (Repeat).
This week, the Jokers are raising hell at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture. At the end, one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment ... or is it? (New).
Sal and Murr are airing out their dirty laundry by sorting out the whites and colors of their relationship through past clips in our Couples Therapy Special with Casey Jost, our go-to unlicensed therapist. (New).
In an inspired bit of casting, Will Smith plays John Hancock, a disgraced, alcoholic superhero who gets a much-needed image makeover from an idealistic publicist (Jason Bateman). Peter Berg ("Friday Night Lights") directed this fast-paced action comedy. Charlize Theron, Eddie Marsan, Jae Head. (Repeat).