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Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Also, Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies. (Repeat).

When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, Georgie, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. Also, the Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Wolowitz and Koothrappali with pinkeye. (Repeat).

When Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive, everybody is focused to make sure all wedding arrangements go according to plan – everyone except the bride and groom. (Repeat).

In the Season 12 premiere, Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Also, Koothrappali insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a Twitter war. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what 'perfect gift' Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him. (Repeat).

The Wolowitzes' life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family. Raj explores an arranged marriage. (Repeat).

When Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned his childhood best friend, Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiancée for dinner to get the skinny on her. (Repeat).

Amy doesn't have time to work on super-asymmetry, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she's available to work with him even it if means accidentally sabotaging her career in the process. Also, Koothrappali doesn't want Wolowitz to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium. (Repeat).

When Wolowitz dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween party. Also, Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss. (Repeat).

Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Also, Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids. (Repeat).

Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are devastated after learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has already been discovered and disproven. Also, ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame. (Repeat).

The family's dream of climbing Mount Everest turns into a nightmare when Stan tries to save a buck and takes them to a different, much cheaper mountain. (New).

A marriage counselor (voice of Jason Alexander) hypnotizes Francine---and her long suppressed desire to become a comedian reemerges. Meanwhile, Steve brings home a potential lover for Klaus. (Repeat).

Stan's rich half-brother, Rusty (voice of Lou Diamond Phillips) visits for Thanksgiving. Rusty turns out to be richer than Stan thought he was, leading to something other than brotherly love. Ed Asner provides the voice of Grandpa Smith. (Repeat).

Stan is called for jury duty and ends up as the foreman on a trial at which Roger is the defendant. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff move in with Stan and Francine, who tries to get Jeff to clean up his act. (Repeat).

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas (ignoring Francine's protests, of course), and Steve accidentally shoots Santa Claus with it, leaving the North Pole reeling and jeopardizing Christmas. (Repeat).

Roger passes lethal gas into the Smith house, necessitating an evacuation to a hotel while the fumes clear. Francine befriends the concierge (voice of Hector Elizondo), and soon finds herself working in the construction business. (Repeat).

Stan and Francine make friends with a younger couple (voices of Sarah Chalke and Anthony Michael Hall) but have trouble keeping up with their frenetic lifestyle. (Repeat).

Stan and Roger both audition for the same role in Roger's acting class. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends have a pillow fight when they try to plan a sleepover party. (Repeat).

Roger moves out after disagreements with Stan and soon discovers that he has been replaced, leading to a battle with his replacement for Stan's favor. Meanwhile, Steve gets a job at school that enables him to promote himself over the PA system. (Repeat).

Steve challenges Stan for family dominance (and Stan doesn't take the challenge lightly). Meanwhile, the honeymoon's over for Hayley and Jeff, who seek marriage counseling. (Repeat).

John and Nicole pick their favorite past teams to return for a chance at redemption and $25,000. (Repeat).

Wiener catchers, washed-up jocks and a pair of very familiar Italian plumbers take on the Wipeout course in hopes of winning $25,000. (Repeat).

Laura's frisky new boyfriend (Kevin Mambo) doesn't get the message that no means no. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. Harriette: JoMarie Payton Noble. Myra: Michelle Thomas. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. (Repeat).

Carl's Christmas spirit is derailed on a shopping trip with Urkel (Jaleel White) when their train breaks down and Urkel moves full-steam ahead to entertain passengers. Old Lady: Meg Wyllie. Santa: Rick Hurst. Jack: Peter Iacangelo. Evelyn: Evonne Kezios. (Repeat).

Urkel crushes Myra (Michelle Thomas) with news that he needs space, while Maxine is ready to crush Waldo for acting the jealous fool. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. Weasel: Shavar Ross. (Repeat).

Eddie changes his mind about college after Shanice performs a song he wrote; and Urkel can't seem to rally anyone to celebrate his birthday. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Urkel: Jaleel White. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. (Repeat).

As the church congregation gossips about Georgie, Missy stands up for her brother, and Sheldon is distracted by the family drama. (Repeat).

Sheldon struggles to cope with the first signs of puberty. Also, Mary and George Sr. hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border. (Repeat).

In the Season 6 premiere, George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Also, Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy; and Mary feels unwelcome at church. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Also, Mary struggles to find her footing without the church. (Repeat).

Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma. Also, Mary tries her hand at writing and Mandy needs a new place to live. (Repeat).

Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy. Also, Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw. (Repeat).

Phoebe reveals her hatred of PBS; Emily tells Ross she'll see him again---if he stops seeing Rachel. Gary Collins: Himself. Emily: Helen Baxendale. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Monica and Chandler plan a weekend getaway; Ross has to tell Rachel that to save his marriage he can't see her anymore. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Emily's demands regarding Rachel weigh on Ross; Rachel and Monica encounter a hairy, beastlike man; Phoebe receives a fur coat. Emily: Helen Baxendale. Danny: George Newbern. (Repeat).

Ross moves in with the boys; Phoebe dates a health inspector; Rachel plays hard to get for Danny, who's oblivious. Larry: Tim Bagley. Danny: George Newbern. (Repeat).

The gang reflects on bad Thanksgivings---and the biggest turkey belongs to Monica, who recalls her first encounter with Chandler (Matthew Perry). Nora: Morgan Fairchild. Young Chandler: Joshua Preston. (Repeat).

Ross loses it when someone eats his sandwich at work; keeping up appearances for Monica and Chandler makes Joey look bad; Phoebe and Rachel take a lit class. Dr. Ledbetter: Michael Ensign. Carl: Scott Mosenson. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Danny's close relationship with his sister (Julie Lauren) bothers Rachel; Ross urges Joey to write a script; Phoebe collects for holiday charity on a street corner. Danny: George Newbern. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Rachel's New Year's resolution not to gossip is tested when she discovers Monica and Chandler's romance. Elizabeth: Sara Rose Peterson. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Monica meets "Work Chandler"; Ross gets together with Janice (Maggie Wheeler). Doug: Sam McMurray. Kara: Lise Simms. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Phoebe meets Frank Sr. (Bob Balaban) at her grandma's funeral; Joey gets attached to a bag that's like a purse. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Phoebe finds out about Monica and Chandler's romance; Ross plans to rent Ugly Naked Guy's apartment. Bev: Anne De Salvo. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Chandler freaks out over the subject of marriage to Monica; Joey's girlfriend throws playful, but painful, punches; Ross alienates his new neighbors. Katie: Soleil Moon Frye. Steve: Willie Garson. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Also, Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Wolowitz ace his Magic Castle audition. (Repeat).

Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Also, Koothrappali catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise. (Repeat).

Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard for help. Also, Koothrappali attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancée, Anu. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, until they try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination; Bernadette has a big success at work. (Repeat).

Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Wolowitz navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Also, Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project. (Repeat).

Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Also, Wolowitz, Bernadette, Anu and Koothrappali turn Koothrappali's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet." (Repeat).

The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat. (Repeat).

Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Wolowitz in charge of the kids. Also, Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it. (Repeat).

Competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Also, Halley's fear of the dark leads to opportunity and conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart. (Repeat).

Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Also, Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to relive the good old days after Wolowitz buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago. (Repeat).

Koothrappali is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Also, Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study. (Repeat).

Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis in college, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure if they should turn him in or not. Also, Wolowitz is happily surprised to learn that Bernadette wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him back in the day. (Repeat).

Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Also, Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house. (Repeat).

Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Wolowitz and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret. (Repeat).

Jay wants to spend his birthday fishing in the second-season finale, but his family decide he really wants a big party, which leads to Claire and Mitchell being trapped in the yard of their childhood home, Phil's encounter with his college nemesis at the mall and Cameron getting into trouble at the bakery. (Repeat).

The Pritchett clan vacation at a dude ranch in Jackson Hole, Wyo., where Jay has a showdown with a cowboy (Tim Blake Nelson). (Repeat).

Mitchell and Cameron plan to break the news of adopting another child, though this revelation may not sit well with Lily (Aubrey Anderson-Emmons). (Repeat).

Jay's bond with his dog, Stella, irks Gloria; Phil and Luke take a walk on a tightrope; Claire's good intentions backfire when she tries to teach the girls a lesson; Cameron picks a bad time for a juice fast. (Repeat).

Jay helps Manny sell wrapping paper for a school fund-raiser; Claire campaigns for a stop sign at a busy intersection; Phil and Luke throw themselves into making a viral-video sensation; Gloria loses Stella the dog. (Repeat).

Phil and Claire's encounter with an annoying city councilman (David Cross) on the campaign trail gets Claire thinking about throwing her hat into the ring. Meanwhile, Gloria's offers for help fall on deaf ears with Jay, who's frustrated at work, and Manny, who's worried about school; and Mitchell and Cameron have a hit-and-run fender bender that leads to a confrontation with a kid who's bothering

When Phil takes Haley to his alma mater on a trip to visit colleges, Claire persuades Mitchell and Cameron to include her in their boys' night out. Meanwhile, Gloria and Jay are alarmed at how fast Manny appears to be growing up. (Repeat).

Gloria persuades Jay to commit to a night of salsa dancing after seeing how much his friend Shorty (Chazz Palminteri) and his girlfriend (Jennifer Tilly) do together. Meanwhile, Cameron makes a bet that he can get a woman's phone number at the bar; and Phil builds a tree house for Luke. (Repeat).

The Pritchetts rally for a good cause after a neighbor's house burns down, but there is a downside to their Samaritan intentions when Jay hurts his back; Cameron takes on a moving truck; and some donated toys fall into the wrong hands. Directed by Fred Savage. (Repeat).

Phil imagines a different path in life after an old neighborhood kid returns as a fabulously wealthy adult. Meanwhile, Jay worries that Manny is too coddled, and Cameron is miffed when Mitchell scrutinizes stories from his childhood, but all the family's differences are settled at Thanksgiving during a game of "punkin chunkin." (Repeat).

Eddie (Darius McCrary) becomes the laughingstock of the locker room after Urkel reveals that Eddie's a virgin. Jerry: Mark Adair Rios. Myra: Michelle Thomas. Urkel: Jaleel White. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. Mother Winslow: Rosetta LeNoire. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. (Repeat).

Carl grills fellow officers (Barry Cullison, Joe Chrest) after they roust Eddie in a white neighborhood for all the wrong reasons. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. The group Shai has a cameo. (Repeat).

After the chemistry lab explodes, presumed culprit Urkel faces his accusers in a mock trial with Laura as his lawyer. Mr. Looney: Tom Poston. Thornhill: Robert DeCrevel. (Repeat).

Carl bribes Laura to go bowling with Urkel, then has a nightmare in which Laura and Urkel are married---with a brood of Urkel youngsters (Marcus Miller Jr., Ryan Doss, Rachel Lundquist, Mitchah Williams). Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. Urkel: Jaleel White. (Repeat).

Carl and Urkel end up in the ring with the WWF's Bushwhackers after Urkel's "snooze juice" knocks out the wrestling team's original opponents. Lyle: Lydell M. Cheshier. Emile: Michael "Shrimp" Chambers. Lou: Johnny Dark. Urkel: Jaleel White. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. (Repeat).

Everyone applauds Eddie on his college scholarship except Waldo, who fears he's losing a friend. Meanwhile, Carl's fear of failure could keep him from a promotion. Eddie: Darius McCrary. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. Urkel: Jaleel White. (Repeat).

Sheldon intends to broaden his responsibilities at college by becoming a dorm resident advisor. In addition, Meemaw and Dale get into a dubious business agreement, and Mary and George Sr. revive their romance. (Repeat).

George Sr. is asked to help with the football team. Also, Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business. (Repeat).

Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey. (Repeat).

Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Meanwhile, the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store. (Repeat).

Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins. (Repeat).

Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman. (Repeat).

Phoebe finds a police badge; Joey has a romantic dream about Monica; Rachel helps Ross move his new couch. (Repeat).

Rachel makes an awkward move during a job interview; Monica and Chandler compete with Phoebe and Gary to be the hotter couple. Window Woman: Samantha Smith. Mr. Zelner: Steve Ireland. Gary: Michael Rapaport. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Rachel takes up smoking for work reasons; Joey angles into an audition involving Ross's son, Ben. Kim: Joanna Gleason. Nancy: Megan Ward. Casting Director: Judy Kain. Raymond: Matt Weinberg. Kyle: Jim Wise. (Repeat).

Ross's flirting with the pizza-delivery girl falls flat; Joey's scene in a TV crime drama is cut. Caitlin: Kristin Dattilo. Nonni: Lilyan Chauvin. Ross: David Schwimmer. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

The boys ride along with Gary (Michael Rapaport); Monica and Rachel overhear bride-to-be Emily's urgent phone message to Ross. Ross: David Schwimmer. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Gary (Michael Rapaport) asks Phoebe to live with him; a game of catch goes on for hours; Rachel buys an expensive cat. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Joey is cast in an independent film to be shot in the desert outside Las Vegas; Phoebe's angry with Ross. Dr. Miller: Michael Monks. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Chandler and Monica celebrate their first anniversary; the gang goes to Vegas to visit Joey; Chandler finds out about Monica's lunch with Richard. Casino Boss: James Paradise. Croupier: Rick Pasqualone. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Conclusion. In Vegas, Monica and Chandler reconcile and literally roll the dice on whether to get married, while one couple actually do tie the knot. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Randall: Thomas Lennon. Croupier: Rick Pasqualone. (Repeat).

After Vegas, Ross and Rachel, and Monica and Chandler look at their relationships from new perspectives. Meanwhile, Joey and Phoebe drive back to New York in her cab. Rick: Bill Stevenson. Monica: Courteney Cox Arquette. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Monica and Chandler break the news about their cohabitation plans to their respective roommates, but Monica feels slighted when Rachel's reaction doesn't measure up to Joey's. Meanwhile, Phoebe leads a reluctant Ross in an exercise to determine his true feelings for Rachel. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Monica and Chandler disagree about how to redecorate her apartment; Rachel has a hard time finding a new place to live; Joey interviews potential roommates; and Phoebe dismisses Ross's ongoing denial of his feelings for Rachel. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

In the series finale, Bernadette and Wolowitz leave their kids for the first time; Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret; Sheldon and Amy stick together; and Koothrappali makes a new friend, as the gang travels together into an uncharted future. (Repeat).

Leonard and Sheldon meet their beautiful new neighbor and invite her over for lunch, and Leonard begins to fall for her, even entertaining the idea that they could become a couple. Althea: Vernee Watson. Kurt: Brian Patrick Wade. (Repeat).

Leonard tells Penny he'll sign for a package for her, but when he asks for Sheldon's assistance, his plan goes terribly wrong. (Repeat).

With the encouragement of his friends, Leonard gathers his courage and asks a woman out on a date. Leslie: Sara Gilbert. Doug: Allen Nabors. (Repeat).

Faced with a life without physics when he gets fired, Sheldon resorts to weaving ponchos, forcing a worried Leonard to call Sheldon's mother for help. Mary: Laurie Metcalf. Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Summer: Sierra Edwards. (Repeat).

Leonard has a one-night stand with fellow scientist Leslie Winkle (Sara Gilbert). (Repeat).

Leonard and Sheldon and their friends attend Penny's Halloween party. (Repeat).

Penny temporarily sleeps on Leonard and Sheldon's couch when Wolowitz romances her friend and the lovers take over Penny's apartment. The guys find a big void in their activities without Wolowitz, and even ask Penny to join their video-game team. (Repeat).

All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness and energy into to mainstream wrestling, featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers. (New).

The Pritchett clan decide to celebrate Christmas a little early—and in a hurry—so they split up to gather the holiday trappings as Mitchell, Alex and Lily hunt for a tree; Gloria and Luke fetch the ornaments; and Claire and Haley shop for the gifts. Meanwhile, Phil and Manny buy the groceries; and Jay and Cameron stand by to wrap presents. (Repeat).

Manny's dad (Benjamin Bratt) pays another surprise visit, this time to take his son to the racetrack as a belated birthday present. Meanwhile, Phil starts to get his affairs in order after a doctor's appointment coincides with the end of his lifetime supply of razors; and Mitchell's environmental-law award kicks off a trophy competition. (Repeat).

Luke and Manny's egg-capsule project triggers Claire and Jay's competitive instincts. Elsewhere, Phil ropes Haley and Gloria into providing audience support during his work presentation; and Mitch and Cam try to impress potential birth mothers. (Repeat).

Claire gets ready for her televised debate with Duane Bailey for the town-council seat. Meanwhile, Lily's going to be a flower girl, but she picks a heck of a time to learn her first bad word; and Jay blames Gloria for Stella's recent bad behavior. (Repeat).

Phil's preoccupation with a business opportunity blinds him to his new partner's inappropriate behavior around Claire. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria may regret letting Mitchell and Cameron be their temporary house guests when their home is being fumigated. (Repeat).

Phil and Claire go overboard with drinks—and divulging personal information—on a night out to celebrate the sale of a house to Mitchell and Cameron's friends. (Repeat).

Gloria learns about a secret that Claire has been hiding; one of Jay's proudest golf moments is ruined by Mitchell; Phil makes an inadvertent—and uncomfortable—discovery about one of his daughters. (Repeat).

The pressure is on Mitchell to get Cameron's birthday celebration just right, since he was born on Leap Day and it only comes once every four years. Meanwhile, Jay undergoes a masculinity crisis; and Phil's Leap Day plans hit a snag. (Repeat).

Cameron has a reunion with his estranged clown partner at a funeral for their former mentor; Phil gets bullied by a real-estate rival when he tries to land an important listing; Jay and Gloria are leery of Manny's new friend. (Repeat).

Claire's race for town council comes to a head on Election Day as the Dunphys make phone calls for votes and Mitchell and Cameron take to the streets to campaign, while the candidate endures technical problems during some last-minute interviews. (Repeat).

A visit from Cameron's father features an awkward dinner for Jay and Gloria at Mitchell and Cameron's house. Meanwhile, Claire helps Luke face the death of an older neighbor; Phil and Alex have a father-daughter bonding experience; and Haley throws a party without permission. (Repeat).

Phil goes car shopping with his neighbor Andre, but in the end will probably wish he'd taken Claire instead. Meanwhile, Jay sets off for his high-school reunion with Gloria and Manny; and Lily's favorite stuffed animal is lost on a commuter train. (Repeat).

The entire Pritchett clan go to Disneyland, where Phil has trouble keeping up with Luke; Claire is surprised by an encounter with Dylan; Jay and Gloria debate suitable footwear; and Mitchell and Cameron cope with Lily's recent inclination to run anywhere at anytime. (Repeat).

Student editor Laura clashes with a Muskrat Times contributor (Keith Amos) who's her complete opposite, but opposites begin to attract. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. (Repeat).

On a camping trip, Carl stubbornly refuses to listen to Urkel's words of warning about bears and geysers. Urkel: Jaleel White. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. (Repeat).

Disco diva Donna Summer plays Urkel's dowdy Aunt Oona, who turns to Harriette for a confidence-building makeover and who then takes her new-found confidence to a karaoke bar. Mel: Jim Geoghan. Harriette: JoMarie Payton Noble. (Repeat).

Alex's school project on family harmony is in jeopardy when it seems no one can get along, which is exemplified by Jay and Gloria's spat over lunch and Manny getting upset by Luke accepting an award he may not deserve. Elsewhere, Claire and Cameron differ on parenting skills; and Phil has an uneasy working relationship with Mitchell. (Repeat).

In the third-season finale, Gloria's bilingualism comes in handy on Mitchell and Cameron's quest to adopt another child. Meanwhile, Jay and Manny help Lily get ready for a dance recital; Alex goes to her first prom; and Haley announces her future plans, which come as a shock to her family. (Repeat).

Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw. (Repeat).

Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, Audrey, and Sheldon attempts male bonding. (Repeat).

Paige drags Sheldon to a college party and Missy gets caught in a lie. (Repeat).

The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database. (Repeat).

Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Also, Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents and Missy feels forgotten. (Repeat).

Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige. (Repeat).

Losing his health insurance couldn't come at a worse time for Joey; Ross has a jolly good time lecturing to university students; Phoebe's psychic reveals a grim future; and Rachel gets some disturbing news regarding her annulment. Estelle: June Gable. Professor: Rick Fitts. Director: Christopher Darga. Russell: Ron Glass. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).

Joey finds the keys to a sports car; Phoebe ropes Chandler and Monica into baby-sitting the triplets; and Rachel accompanies Ross to make sure they get an annulment. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Woman: Charity Nicole James. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Parting is such sweet---and amusing---sorrow as Rachel and Chandler prepare to vacate their respective apartments, and their soon-to-be ex-roommates make certain their last night will be a memorable one. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Joey, Chandler, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe acclimate themselves to their new living arrangements. First up: Joey gets a new roommate (Elle Macpherson). Monica: Courteney Cox Arquette. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Chandler takes up the flag of masculinity when Janine (Elle Macpherson) helps Joey get in touch with his feminine side; Ross brushes up on his dating skills; Rachel tries to impress her boss with office gossip. Kim: Joanna Gleason. Hillary: Missi Pyle. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Chandler tries to make a good impression on Monica's parents (Elliott Gould, Christina Pickles) at Thanksgiving; Janine invites Joey and Ross for some holiday fun. Janine: Elle Macpherson. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

New Year's Eve comes early for Joey when Janine invites him to take part in Dick Clark's Times Square extravaganza; Ross and Monica fulfill a lifelong dream; Chandler, Phoebe and Rachel hunt for their Christmas presents from Monica. Janine: Elle Macpherson. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox Arquette. (Repeat).

Rachel hides her addiction to Pottery Barn furniture from Phoebe; Joey feels torn between Janine (Elle Macpherson) and his friends. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

After Playboy publishes Ross's joke, Chandler claims credit for it; Phoebe's criticism makes Monica and Rachel see red. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Jan: Michelle Haury. Latte Guy: Alex Boling. (Repeat).

When Rachel's sister (Reese Witherspoon) comes to town, the "reformed" bad seed starts dating Ross; Monica's cold makes her feel unusually amorous toward Chandler. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Woman No. 1: Susan Yeagley. (Repeat).

Jill (Reese Witherspoon) plots to punish Rachel by seducing Ross; Phoebe learns twin sister Ursula is starring in porn films using her name. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Guy: Larry Campbell. Man on TV: Douglas Looper. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. The friends imagine their lives with different outcomes. For instance: Monica ends up an obese virgin, while an unhappily wed Rachel lusts after soap-star Joey. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Dr. Roger: Pat Finn. Hope: Kristian Alfonso. (Repeat).

Koothrappali is overwhelmed when his parents arrange a blind date for him, but after a few drinks he discovers he can actually talk to women. Unfortunately, his gorgeous date is more interested in Sheldon. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Leonard are asked to a physics conference to present their work together, but that leads to a feud because Sheldon's too arrogant to share the honor. Penny does her best to mediate, but only makes things worse. (Repeat).

Leonard lies to Penny to avoid hearing her sing a second time, but Sheldon extends the lie, which makes things worse, including Sheldon producing a nonexistent cousin (D.J. Qualls). (Repeat).

Sheldon gets sick, but the guys refuse to take care of him because he's such a bad patient, which leaves an unsuspecting Penny to nurse him back to health. Cheryl: Erin O'Reilly. (Repeat).

Sheldon becomes jealous of a 15-year-old physics prodigy, so he and Leonard come up with a plan to sabotage the young man's research. Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Dennis Kim: Austin Lee. Professor Goldfarb: Joel Brooks. Emma: Emma Degerstedt. (Repeat).

The men compete in the university's lighthearted physics bowl, but Sheldon's much-too-serious attitude forces them to replace him with his nemesis, Leslie Winkle (Sara Gilbert). (Repeat).

The guys buy a time-machine prop from a '60s movie and Penny ridicules their preoccupation with toys, which forces Leonard to reexamine his life and maturity. Mike: Andrew Walker. (Repeat).

The friends all fall for Sheldon's sister and Leonard comes up with a plan to get rid of his rivals, but Sheldon announces that he will decide whom his sister dates. Missy: Courtney Henggeler. (Repeat).

Penny's plans for a surprise birthday party for Leonard, who doesn't usually mark the occasion, get thrown off-kilter when Sheldon gets a chance to live out one of his biggest dreams. Althea: Vernee Watson. Jan: Judith Moreland. Dan: Ronald Hunter. Stan: Chuck Carter. (Repeat).

In the first-season finale, Leonard asks Penny out on a date after she breaks up with her boyfriend. To prepare for the big night, Leonard practices the date the day before with the guys. (Repeat).

In the second-season opener, Penny surprisingly turns to Sheldon as a confidant after her disastrous first date with Leonard. Mrs. Wolowitz: Carol Ann Susi. (Repeat).

A jealous Leonard reacts to Penny's new guy by rebounding with Leslie (Sara Gilbert). Eric: Travis Schuldt. (Repeat).

Sheldon shows Penny the joys of online gaming, creating an addict in the process. Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Blaine: Tyler Olson. Tom: Mark Hames. (Repeat).

Raj gets an ego boost after winning some fame from a magazine article and risks his friendship with Leonard by trying to win over Penny. (Repeat).

As kids, Lenny (Adam Sandler) and his best friends (Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade) won a basketball championship. Decades later, the five men reunite at a lake house after their former coach passes away in this hilarious comedy. Although they all have families and jobs, it turns out none of them have ever fully accepted the need to leave their childhoods behind. Directed by D

In this crowd-pleasing comedy sequel, a group of old high-school friends recapture some of their past glories and learn life lessons from their own children, who are celebrating the last day of school. (Repeat).

Jay marks another birthday in the Season 4 premiere with his customary wish to be left alone, one that won't be granted when Phil takes him fishing with his pals, but it's a day he'll never forget—once Gloria figures out how to tell him she's pregnant. Meanwhile, Dylan moves in with the Dunphys on a temporary basis; and Mitchell and Cameron consider adopting a cat. (Repeat).

Phil goes in for a vasectomy, all according to a detailed plan he and Claire have for their future after Luke goes to college. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria, who's not quite ready for maternity wear, debate the merits of learning their baby's gender; and Mitchell drops hints to Cameron about getting a part-time job now that Lily is in kindergarten. (Repeat).

Lily's first day at kindergarten is marred by a scuffle with a little boy, which results in a tense confrontation for Mitchell and Cameron with the lad's lesbian parents. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire make Haley's arrival at college a humiliating experience; and Manny urges Jay and Gloria to take a class to prepare for their new baby. (Repeat).

Cameron starts a new job as a music teacher at Luke and Manny's school, so Mitchell takes a stab at being a stay-at-home dad. Meanwhile, Phil is beside himself when Luke says he's lost his love for magic; and Gloria develops a pregnancy-related snore that's keeping everyone awake. (Repeat).

When the Dunphys' neighbors find Claire's annual Halloween extravaganza inappropriate, Phil suggests having an open house for the holiday. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron host a costume party, but must also field questions from Lily about her birth mom; and Gloria's pregnancy intensifies her emotions. (Repeat).

At a Pritchett family yard sale held by Jay and Gloria to help a fund-raiser at Luke and Manny's school, Phil can't decide what to buy or sell, and Mitchell and Cameron assess Alex's new male friend, but Gloria would rather the contents of an old trunk not be revealed. (Repeat).

Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, prompting a frantic trip to the police station for Claire, Phil and the family lawyer, Mitchell, leaving Alex and Luke under Cameron's shaky supervision. Meanwhile, Jay is surprised by a visit from his ex-wife, Dede, but he tries to get rid of her before she finds out that Gloria is pregnant. (Repeat).

Georgie goes on a birthday date and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show. (Repeat).

Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends. (Repeat).

Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work. (Repeat).

The gambling room gets broken into and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend. (Repeat).

Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany. (Repeat).

In the Season 6 finale, Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford. (Repeat).

Conclusion. As the gang pictures their lives with different outcomes, Chandler still falls for Monica, while Ross works on his marriage to Carol (Jane Sibbett), who is a closeted lesbian. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. (Repeat).

An old gift from Janice (Maggie Wheeler) ruins Chandler's date with Monica; Rachel and Phoebe take a self-defense class; Joey finds a guy to pose as his twin for a get-rich-quick scheme. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Ross fears he's robbing the cradle when a student (Alexandra Holden) asks him out; a fire destroys Phoebe and Rachel's place; Joey has an audition for a new Al Pacino movie. Dana: Bess Meyer. Burt: Richard Roat. Fireman: Greg Wrangler. (Repeat).

When Rachel needs an escort for a charity ball, the gang vies to find her Prince Charming; Ross frets over Elizabeth's rowdy spring-break plans. Elizabeth: Alexandra Holden. Eldad: Josh Coxx. Patrick: Chris Kennedy. (Repeat).

Joey's audition for a sci-fi action show spurs the gang to reminisce about times past (seen in clips). Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Elizabeth's father, Paul (Bruce Willis), frowns on Ross's relationship with his daughter---but the hunky widower highly approves of Rachel. Elizabeth: Alexandra Holden. Wayne: Andrew Bilgore. (Repeat).

Ross spoils Rachel's weekend trip with Paul (Bruce Willis); Monica makes premature plans for her future with Chandler. Elizabeth: Alexandra Holden. Museum Official: Merrin Dungey. Dry Cleaner: Ilia Volok. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. (Repeat).

Rachel grows disenchanted with an emotionally unhinged Paul (Bruce Willis); Chandler and Phoebe shop for Monica's engagement ring. Customer: Brian Dunkleman. Jeweler No. 1: Oliver Muirhead. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Chandler's marriage proposal to Monica is interrupted by her ex-beau, Richard (Tom Selleck). Meanwhile, Joey gets a splashy surprise at a silent auction. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Monica chooses her future groom, Chandler or Richard (Tom Selleck); Phoebe and Rachel talk "backup plans" in case they don't find Mr. Right. (Repeat).

Monica's miffed when Ross and Rachel's "reunion" upstages her engagement to Chandler, who dreads disappointing his future bride in the bedroom. Also, Phoebe campaigns to play at the wedding; and Joey auditions for the part of a teen. (Repeat).

Joey discovers Rachel's secret penchant for reading erotic novels; Phoebe crosses Ross by moving her massage business into his home; Monica learns the fate of her wedding fund. Jack: Elliott Gould. Judy: Christina Pickles. Woman: Suzanne Lanza. (Repeat).

The friends band together to help Sheldon face his fear of driving. Octavia: Octavia Spencer. Lourdes: Livia Trevino. (Repeat).

The gang is puzzled by a young grad student's attraction to Sheldon. Ramona: Riki Lindhome. Kathy: Emily Happe. (Repeat).

It's an all-out war between Penny and Sheldon when he bans her from the apartment for what she thinks are petty infractions. (Repeat).

A smitten Wolowitz thinks he's found his soul mate---until the woman (Sara Rue) meets Leonard. (Repeat).

Sheldon is ecstatic when Leonard begins dating Stephanie (Sara Rue), who meets all of Sheldon's seemingly impossible standards. (Repeat).

Leonard's relationship with Stephanie is moving too fast for him, so he runs to Penny for advice. Stephanie: Sara Rue. (Repeat).

Christmas brings no tidings of comfort and joy to Leonard, whose colleague starts dating Penny. Meanwhile, Sheldon drives everyone crazy over his adherence to gift-giving etiquette. (Repeat).

Penny wounds Wolowitz with a comment about his love life, prompting him to abandon friends who need him for a fighting-robot contest. Barry Kripke: John Ross Bowie. (Repeat).

A family host their dysfunctional relatives for the holiday as the dad contends with spontaneously combusting Christmas lights and temperamental trees while anticipating the arrival of his annual bonus. (Repeat).

Will Ferrell is utterly charming in this amiable holiday fantasy. He plays Buddy, an overgrown and inept human who was raised by Santa's helpers. He decides to search for his birth father, a publisher in New York City. (Repeat).

Santa's ne'er-do-well older brother wreaks havoc on the holidays when he is forced to work at the North Pole's toy shop to pay off a debt. Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti star in this hilarious and heartwarming family comedy. John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates. Directed by David Dobkin. (Repeat).

In this action-packed football comedy, a washed-up quarterback (Keanu Reeves) gets a second chance when pro-football players walk out mid-season. Gene Hackman plays the talented coach who leads a team of benchwarmers to a shot at the championship. Brooke Langton, Jon Favreau, Jack Warden, Orlando Jones. (Repeat).

Alex's academic decathlon means a weekend getaway for Manny and Luke when Claire brings them along, but they're preoccupied with meeting girls at the hotel. Meanwhile, Phil plans a guys' night at home with a fellow alumnus he just met; and Mitchell and Cameron search for a baby gift for Jay and Gloria. (Repeat).

Mitchell reluctantly joins Cameron in a campaign to save an old tree in a park. Meanwhile, Jay and Manny are out of their element at a kid's party with an Olympics theme; and Gloria's pregnancy makes a trip to a big-box store with Claire a memorable one. (Repeat).

Claire and Cameron try house flipping after they renovate an overgrown baseball field for Manny and Luke's playoff game, but Phil and Mitchell aren't buying their pitch. Meanwhile, Gloria uses a microphone to sing to her unborn baby. (Repeat).

Chandler's embarrassed after sharing an accidental lap dance with his future father-in-law (Elliott Gould); Joey finds Rachel a harsh taskmistress during their sailing lessons; Phoebe holds the key to Monica's culinary dream: the perfect chocolate-chip-cookie recipe. (Repeat).

Rachel gets promoted and hires herself a hunky assistant; Joey returns to "Days of Our Lives." Tag: Eddie Cahill. Terry: Michael Kagan. (Repeat).

Chandler fears he isn't photogenic; Ross and Phoebe date both halves of a divorced couple; Rachel's crush on her assistant (Eddie Cahill) goes too far when she sabotages his dating life. Helen: Julia Campbell. Melissa: Caroline Keenan. (Repeat).

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be maid of honor at Monica's wedding; Joey and Ross discover they enjoy taking naps together; an ex-girlfriend (Stacy Galina) makes Chandler look bad in Monica's eyes. (Repeat).

Janice (Maggie Wheeler) invites herself to Chandler and Monica's wedding; Rachel befriends Joey's one-night stand (Kristin Davis); and Ross blows his "stacks" at finding his book shelved in the library's lovers' lane section. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving, Chandler barks at Phoebe for trying to sneak a dog into their apartment; and Rachel confesses her crush to Tag (Eddie Cahill). (Repeat).

Rachel's work evaluation of Tag (Eddie Cahill) highlights his "human resources"; Ross teaches Phoebe to ride a bike; and toothy neighbors crave Monica's homemade candy. Ben: Cole Mitchell Sprouse. Mr. Zelner: Steve Ireland. Gary: Jonathan Floyd. (Repeat).

Ross plans Hanukkah fun for son Ben, who has more interest in Christmas; Phoebe stirs up tension between Joey and Rachel; and Chandler lacks finesse in tipping restaurant waitstaff. Ben: Cole Mitchell Sprouse. Maitre d': Terry Rhoades. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. (Repeat).

After several years away in Russia, scientist David (Hank Azaria) returns to romance Phoebe. Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler chase cheesecake; and Monica crashes her cousin's wedding. Frannie: Robyn Donny. Aunt Millie: Darlene Kardon. Waiter: Mailon Rivera. (Repeat).

The gang stays up all night as work worries interfere with Rachel's plan to consummate her romance with Tag (Eddie Cahill); Ross and Joey get stuck on the roof; Monica and Chandler suffer insomnia; and Phoebe battles a fire alarm. (Repeat).

Telemarketer Phoebe talks an unhappy cubicle dweller (Jason Alexander) out of suicide; Joey mourns his "dead" easy chair; and Monica fears her parents favor Ross over her. Jack: Elliott Gould. Linda: Joyce Guy. (Repeat).

Five children from around the world win golden tickets to tour the mysterious candy factory, where they meet the manufacturer and learn life lessons about honesty, punishment and reward. (Repeat).

Santa's ne'er-do-well older brother wreaks havoc on the holidays when he is forced to work at the North Pole's toy shop to pay off a debt. Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti star in this hilarious and heartwarming family comedy. John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates. Directed by David Dobkin. (Repeat).

Animated fantasy about a saddened Santa who decides not to make his annual ride. The score includes such holiday favorites as "Blue Christmas," along with six tunes composed by Maury Laws and Jules Bass. (Repeat).

The Grinch attempts to undermine the annual Christmas celebration at Whoville with the help of his loyal dog and reindeer. Disguised as Santa Claus he tries to steal all the presents, but his cover is threatened by an earnest young girl. (Repeat).

A family host their dysfunctional relatives for the holiday as the dad contends with spontaneously combusting Christmas lights and temperamental trees while anticipating the arrival of his annual bonus. (Repeat).