2024-07-01 02:00 What We Do in the Shadows The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process. (Repeat). 02:33 What We Do in the Shadows Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding. (Repeat). 03:06 Paid Programming 03:30 H2O X5 Steam Kills 99% of Bacteria, Viruses, and Germs with Steam! The 5-in-1 Lightweight, Fast, Powerful, And Completely Chemical Free Steam Cleaner! Lift and remove dirt and stains all around the home! 04:00 Paid Programming 04:30 Paid Programming 05:00 Paid Programming 05:30 Car accident? V2 Legal professionals standing by to answer your questions. 06:00 Paid Programming 06:30 Paid Programming 07:00 Family Guy Peter learns that his real first name is Justin, which he takes on as his younger, cooler alter ego. Later, at Peter/Justin's party, Quagmire lands in some big trouble with his mother. (Repeat). 07:30 Family Guy Peter and some neighbors form a detective agency, and get quite a surprise when they uncover a local thief. Meanwhile, Lois is concerned about a delusional Chris' relationship with a new girlfriend, but also realizes that it wouldn't hurt if Peter were to emulate Chris' romantic ways. (Repeat). 08:00 Family Guy Brian tires of hanging out with Stewie, so Stewie attempts to save the relationship by having a baby, and maybe a few more, and uses Brian's DNA for impregnation. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland putt their heads together in an attempt to make a viral video. (Repeat). 08:30 Family Guy Meg lands a job at the airport, where, as the hottest employee, she turns instantly popular. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a relationship therapist and starts giving advice to Lois and Peter, which frustrates Peter, who considers telling Donna a long-held secret about Cleveland's bachelor party. (Repeat). 09:00 Armageddon Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton and Ben Affleck star in this action-packed thrill ride. Desperate to stop a gigantic asteroid from wiping out humanity, NASA recruits misfit oil drillers to deliver a nuclear bomb that will blow up the massive rock. Jerry Bruckheimer produced and Michael Bay directed. Steve Buscemi, Liv Tyler, Keith David, Will Patton, Owen Wilson. (Repeat). 12:30 Annapolis James Franco ("Spider-Man") stars in this feel-good story about a man from the wrong side of the tracks who is accepted to the prestigious U.S. Naval Academy and trains for its annual boxing match against his tough drill instructor. Tyrese Gibson, Jordana Brewster, Donnie Wahlberg. Directed by Justin Lin. (Repeat). 14:30 Behind Enemy Lines Slick visuals and a rousing script recommend this action-packed war film. When a pilot's jet is shot down over Bosnia by rebel Serbs, top-gun Chris Burnett (Owen Wilson) goes on the run in enemy territory. As opposing troops and a hired assassin swarm around Burnett, a hardened American admiral (Gene Hackman) defies NATO orders and organizes a mission to rescue him. Gabriel Macht, David Keith. (Re 17:00 Independence Day An army of alien spaceships attack Earth and threaten to destroy the human race, but a handful of survivors band together to stop the invasion. (Repeat). 20:00 Transformers: Age of Extinction Following a cataclysmic battle, an ancient force of evil descends on planet Earth in this explosive sequel. In order to defeat it, Optimus Prime and the Autobots team up with a resilient band of humans who will do whatever it takes to save mankind. (Repeat). 23:30 Transformers: Age of Extinction Following a cataclysmic battle, an ancient force of evil descends on planet Earth in this explosive sequel. In order to defeat it, Optimus Prime and the Autobots team up with a resilient band of humans who will do whatever it takes to save mankind. (Repeat).
2024-07-02 03:00 Paid Programming 03:30 Paid Programming 04:00 Paid Programming 04:30 Paid Programming 05:00 Paid Programming 05:30 Paid Programming 06:00 Paid Programming 06:30 Paid Programming 07:00 black-ish Dre is invited to join a private social club for the black upper class. Bow and the family jump at the opportunity to mingle with this new community, but Dre's not so sure exclusive clubs are all they're cracked up to be. Meanwhile, Junior helps Pops pick a wedding date. (Repeat). 07:30 black-ish Halloween is around the corner and the Johnsons don't agree on the family costume. The only thing they do agree on is that Jack's new friend Raymond has got to go. Meanwhile, Junior wants Devante's first trick-or-treating experience to be perfect. (Repeat). 08:00 black-ish Realizing that his relationship with Diane has been distant, Dre plans some bonding time, but his plan backfires when he realizes the interest is one-sided. Meanwhile, Bow covers for Junior at his ChoreBoar gig. (Repeat). 08:30 Why Him? An adoring dad is horrified to discover that his daughter's tech-billionaire boyfriend is a tattooed, party-hearty lout. Despite the latter's heart of gold, the father refuses to warm to him—especially when he learns about his engagement plans. (Repeat). 11:00 Shallow Hal In this weighty farce, superficial playboy Hal Larson (Jack Black) is only interested in attractive women until a self-help guru hypnotizes him. Then, he sees only a woman's inner beauty and promptly falls for a bighearted, 300-pound woman (Gwyneth Paltrow). Bobby and Peter Farrelly directed and wrote the script. Jason Alexander, Joe Viterelli. (Repeat). 13:30 The Watch Four suburbanites stumble upon an alien invasion while volunteering as a neighborhood-watch group, and they fight to protect their block from evil extraterrestrials in this madcap sci-fi comedy. (Repeat). 15:30 This Means War Big laughs abound when two top CIA spies find their enduring friendship put to the ultimate test when they engage in an all-out battle to win the affections of a beautiful woman after they discover they are both dating her. (Repeat). 17:30 Bad Boys for Life Detective Marcus Burnett confesses to his partner Mike Lowrey his plans to retire after celebrating the birth of his new grandson until Lowery suffers a shooting. The investigators then reunite for one last mission to track down the suspected assassin and restore justice to their neighborhood. (Repeat).