2024-09-28
Ross and Monica go nose-to-nose in an unfriendly Thanksgiving football game. Margha: Susanna Voltaire. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Rachel quits Central Perk; Phoebe objects to the treatment of Christmas trees; Ross sells cookies for a "Brown Bird" scout he injured; Monica gets hooked on Mint Treasures. Mr. Kaplan Jr.: Shelley Berman. Sarah: Mae Whitman. Charla: Kyla Pratt. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
A drunken Chandler has a liaison with one of Joey's sisters; a nice guy recommends Rachel for a job. Mark: Steven Eckholdt. Cookie: Alex Meneses. Nonna: Penny Santon. Mary Angela: Holly Gagnier. Mary Therese: Mimi Lieber. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
Ross is jealous of Mark; a romantic poet criticizes Monica in verse; Joey's a dancing fool for a Broadway musical audition. Mark: Steven Eckholdt. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Lily's first day at kindergarten is marred by a scuffle with a little boy, which results in a tense confrontation for Mitchell and Cameron with the lad's lesbian parents. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire make Haley's arrival at college a humiliating experience; and Manny urges Jay and Gloria to take a class to prepare for their new baby. (Repeat).
Cameron starts a new job as a music teacher at Luke and Manny's school, so Mitchell takes a stab at being a stay-at-home dad. Meanwhile, Phil is beside himself when Luke says he's lost his love for magic; and Gloria develops a pregnancy-related snore that's keeping everyone awake. (Repeat).
When the Dunphys' neighbors find Claire's annual Halloween extravaganza inappropriate, Phil suggests having an open house for the holiday. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron host a costume party, but must also field questions from Lily about her birth mom; and Gloria's pregnancy intensifies her emotions. (Repeat).
At a Pritchett family yard sale held by Jay and Gloria to help a fund-raiser at Luke and Manny's school, Phil can't decide what to buy or sell, and Mitchell and Cameron assess Alex's new male friend, but Gloria would rather the contents of an old trunk not be revealed. (Repeat).
Calvin and Marty encounter difficulties trying to secure financing for their new business; Dave invites his boss to Grover's 13th birthday party, much to Gemma's frustration. (Repeat).
With her usual stylist unavailable, Gemma decides to use Tina's hairdresser for an important work event; Malcom discovers a connection with his new professor. (Repeat).
Calvin and Marty are surprised when their new business sparks protests from residents concerned about gentrification; Grover's family tree project reveals fresh details about the whereabouts of Dave's estranged father, who left when he was a child. (Repeat).
Mr. Krabs hires Squidward to babysit Pearl for the night, but Pearl just wants to sneak out to a cool teen party; after spilling a milkshake during a delivery, SpongeBob vows to return and clean the entire building. (Repeat).
Mr. Krabs discovers that Plankton's been keeping a secret: He has a fear of whales; Gary takes a liking to a snail named Mary. (Repeat).
Squidward gets a public-access TV show, and his friends are eager to join him on the air; Squidward attempts to sabotage SpongeBob's dance audition. (Repeat).
Bikini Bottom gets a taste of dinner theater at the Krusty Krab; the gang travels to Texas to watch Sandy compete in a rodeo. (Repeat).
Pat The Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall. After Captain Quasar replaces Pat-Tron with a more efficient robot, Pat-Tron works for the Star family. (Repeat).
The enemies of the Star family team up to exact revenge. Bunny loses a tattoo. (Repeat).
The krabby patty special ingredient is missing and SpongeBob is on the case; Plankton is shocked to discover he has a regular patron at the Chum Bucket. (Repeat).
Mr. Krabs attempts to ruin the circus when it comes to town and snatches his clients. Sandy spends the day resolving everyone else's problems, only to return home to her own monster. (Repeat).
In the second installment of The Boss Baby franchise, the estranged Templeton brothers team up as adults-turned-babies after consuming a magical formula. They embark on an undercover mission (with the help of a new generation of BabyCorp agents) to thwart an evil mastermind's machinations. (Repeat).
Drac and his monster friends turn into humans as Johnny turns into a monster — after Van Helsing's 'Monsterfication Ray' ricochets across the castle. Unwilling to accept his return to humanity, Drac searches desperately for a way to restore the status quo. (Repeat).
Squidward packs his bags after his house gets infested, but a different kind of pest waits at his hotel. (Repeat).
SpongeBob mistakes an escaped con for his driving teacher, and the new instructor learns a lesson; SpongeBob gets lost in the lost and found while searching for a missing toy. (Repeat).
Mr. Krabs intends on throwing Pearl a fantastic birthday bash, but on a miserly budget; SpongeBob helps with the festivities by picking out Pearl's present. Later, SpongeBob vies to be crowned King of Karate. (Repeat).
Mr. Krabs fires SpongeBob in an attempt to cut costs, and a restless SpongeBob seeks new employment anywhere. (Repeat).
Mr. Krabs forgets his Krabby Patty recipe after he locks it in a faraway vault, so he sends SpongeBob to get it back. However, SpongeBob loses the vault key on a train and must track down who took it. (Repeat).
A misunderstanding occurs, so SpongeBob and Patrick want to prove their life insurance protects them from any danger; SpongeBob blows a bubble boat for himself, and then nearly everyone in town wants one. (Repeat).
The Krusty Krew get lazy when their moms take over the Krusty Krab; Patrick's new pet rock catches the eye of a mischievous rock collector. (Repeat).
SpongeBob and Patrick take a quiz on friendship; Pearl's mortified that SpongeBob's her companion in the Tunnel of Glove. (Repeat).
Squidward closes the gap in SpongeBob's teeth, which causes an unexpected change in his demeanor; the newly reformed "Clean Bubble" takes a dishwashing job at the Krusty Krab, where he is tempted by the grime. (Repeat).
Sandy studies her pals' behavior, but this experiment does not go well; Mr. Krabs gets married to his true love: money. (Repeat).
Patrick leads an enthusiastic stranger on a tour of his favorite places in Bikini Bottom; SpongeBob is afraid to get off the roof of the Krusty Krab, but he won't let that stop him from living his life. (Repeat).
SpongeBob returns to the milk-shake academy after discovering his milk-shake license has expired; a head injury makes Squidward think he's a baby, and SpongeBob and Patrick must look after him. (Repeat).
Gary is eager to indulge in some snail snacks SpongeBob brought home; Plankton wants to claim his prize of a free Krabby Patty, but Mr. Krabs is determined to prevent this from happening. (Repeat).
SpongeBob builds a pool in his backyard and Squidward tries to resist taking a dip; Mr. Krabs must reckon with the Goobfather after he adds "Patty Whips" to the menu at the Krusty Krab. (Repeat).
Monica sees Richard (Tom Selleck) again and they agree to be just pals---and occasional lovers; Phoebe's new beau has an embarrassing habit. Robert: Markus Flanagan. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).
Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to reunite; Chandler likes a woman (Sherilyn Fenn) associated with a shameful incident from Joey's past; Ross wants to spend more time with Rachel. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Leslie: E.G. Daily. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Ross and Rachel decide to take a break in their relationship; Phoebe dates a diplomat who requires a translator. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chloe: Angela Featherstone. Mark: Steven Eckholdt. Mischa: Stephen Kearney. (Repeat).
Ross's fling with Chloe jeopardizes his future with Rachel, who learns of the misdeed after she says she wants to work things out. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Ross: David Schwimmer. Chloe: Angela Featherstone. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Rachel organizes a ski trip for all the friends except Ross, who must then come to their rescue when they run out of gas. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Ross: David Schwimmer. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Monica: Courteney Cox. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Phoebe's upset by her brother's engagement to an older woman; Monica dates a computer-software mogul (Jon Favreau); Chandler tries to quit smoking. Frank Jr.: Giovanni Ribisi. Alice: Debra Jo Rupp. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).