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Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack and the girls nervously await the paramedics, who are delayed by a storm. Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. Dr. Rose: Ronald Hunter. (Repeat).

The return of Dorothy's ex (Herbert Edelman) fans an old flame that somehow managed to survive their bitter divorce. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Chrissy: Simone Griffeth. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).

Dorothy's wealthy sister (Doris Belack) arrives with a proposal that's hard to refuse: she wants Sophia to live with her in California. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).

Rose's interest in a very small man (Brent Collins) is completely reciprocated, so her only hangup is more a difference in altitude than attitude. Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur. Edgar: Billy Barty. (Repeat).

Dorothy is thrilled over her new man (Alex Rocco) who happens to be married. Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty. (Repeat).

Rose's bed is no bed of roses for the man she spends the night with: he's dead when she wakes up. Betty White. Lucille: Priscilla Morrill. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Al: Richard Roat. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).

Rose is strangely apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, who are coming to discuss her will. Kirsten: Christina Belford. Charley: Bridgette Andersen. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).

When it comes to dating, Blanche runs second to her visiting niece (Hallie Todd), who's out with a new man all night every night. Rue McClanahan. Ed: Ken Stovitz. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Roseanne's Halloween pranks pale by comparison to what's in store for David, who dated another behind Darlene's back. David: Johnny Galecki. Sally: Miriam Parrish. Joel: Rob Elk. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).

Dan and D.J. have a man-to-man chat after D.J. starts spending too much time behind closed doors. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).

Dan neglects to tell Roseanne about his impromptu lunch with an old flame (Vicki Lawrence), but Roseanne keeps secret her own fantasies about Fabio (seen in a cameo). Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

When Becky and Mark come home for Dan's football-team reunion, Roseanne senses trouble and tries to break them up. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Perry: Mike Pniewski. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. (Repeat).

Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark fighting, and Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) revealing Bev's secret about her marriage. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. (Repeat).

Roseanne gets carried away punishing D.J., who seems headed down the road to delinquency. And Dan blames her anger on work stress. Leon: Martin Mull. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. (Repeat).

Molly comes down with a case of writer's block, and if she doesn't shake it fast, she'll be in danger of losing her big advance. (Repeat).

Mike's promise to be home in time for Christmas Eve dinner hits a bump in the road when he and Carl wind up going for a joyride in the back of a stolen truck. Meanwhile, Molly gets peeved at Vince when he messes with the family's holiday traditions. (Repeat).

Mike thinks Carl is out of line when he invites Victoria to go on what is supposed to be a men-only fishing trip. (Repeat).

Molly's constant rewrites on her book begin to irritate Mike and the family and leave them wondering if the end is anywhere in sight. (Repeat).

Mike engages in a little innocent flirting with a rookie policewoman and then begins to feel guilty when she reciprocates. (Repeat).

A letter from his financially strapped parents in Africa leaves Samuel contemplating a return to his homeland. (Repeat).

A stranger (Nick Offerman) dressed in a weathered coat and wearing an eyepatch disrupts Doug and Carrie's Thanksgiving dinner with their friends. During the meal, a debate ensues about whether to invite the man in to eat with them. Lou Ferrigno appears as himself. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. (Repeat).

Carrie claims she needs some time to find herself after losing her job, but it appears to Doug that she's just loafing all day and losing interest in accomplishing anything. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Danny: Gary Valentine. Spence: Patton Oswalt. (Repeat).

Doug finds it unbearable working with Carrie when she takes a temporary job at his company during the holidays; Arthur tries to get various friends to pose for a Christmas card picture with him. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Duke: Steve Tancora. Jess: Rain Denise Wilson. Barry: Mason Canter. Mindy: Alex Ryan. Ben: George D. Wallace. Maureen: Kathryn Joosten. (Repeat).

In flashbacks, Doug and Carrie recall buying their house almost 10 years earlier and how it was mainly Carrie's decision because Doug preferred a different place. Nancy: Lauri Johnson. Sharon: Nikki Tyler-Flynn. Carl: Jonathan Bray. Ken: Steven M. Gagnon. Hank: Howard Chan. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie try to weasel money out of Arthur so they can indulge themselves after he wins $2500 playing bingo, but he has other ideas on how to spend the loot. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie baby-sit Deacon and Kelly's two kids, so the Heffernans think it's only fair that the Palmers look after Arthur once in a while, but their friends don't agree. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Omari Lyles. Major: Desmond Roberts. Rob: Eddie Pepitone. (Repeat).

Jeff Dunham returns for his stand up special. (Repeat).

Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance. (Repeat).

Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's world tour visits 12 countries on five continents and presents one culture shock after another for his familiar puppets, including Walter, Peanut, Bubba J and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. (Repeat).

Jeff Dunham ignites Comedy Central with a special filled with characters. From Walter's take on marriage and Viagra to Achmed the suicide bomber disappointment with his only virgin Jeff, sparks fly as he takes the stage. (Repeat).

Jeff Dunham returns for his stand up special. (Repeat).

Jon and The Daily Show News Team cover America's final election bringing viewers up-to-the-minute results from the seven swing states that actually matter–with analysis, commentary, interviews, and tips on surviving the post-ele (New).

Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance. (Repeat).

Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham performs with his familiar puppets, including Walter, Melvin the Superhero and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. (Repeat).

Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's world tour visits 12 countries on five continents and presents one culture shock after another for his familiar puppets, including Walter, Peanut, Bubba J and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. (Repeat).

Jeff Dunham ignites Comedy Central with a special filled with characters. From Walter's take on marriage and Viagra to Achmed the suicide bomber disappointment with his only virgin Jeff, sparks fly as he takes the stage. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).

Music videos from the hottest artists in 90s country music. (Repeat).

Christmastime brings Darlene a surprise visit from Bev and D.J., and Becky a demeaning job. Meanwhile, the Goddess of Tacky (Roseanne Arnold) has a reason to shock the neighborhood. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).

Florence Henderson plays a businesswoman with whom Roseanne hopes to establish contacts. Meanwhile, Becky learns that Mark (Glenn Quinn) dropped out of school. Elijah: Nicolas Meyst. (Repeat).

Dan and Roseanne each try to coax Mark (Glenn Quinn) into making up with Becky; Roseanne learns a secret about Darlene. Roy: Ahmet Zappa. David: Johnny Galecki. Becky: Sarah Chalke. (Repeat).

David (Johnny Galecki) confesses the truth about Darlene to Dan and gets kicked out. Then, he moves in with Jackie but misinterprets her motives. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).

Roseanne wants David to move back in with them, but Dan never wants to see his face again. Meanwhile, Darlene wants to be treated like an adult. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. (Repeat).

Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues for custody of Jackie's baby, prompting Dan, Mark and David to take sides over parental rights. Mark: Glenn Quinn. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).

When Molly learns it's been more than 10 years since her husband's seen a doctor, she badgers a reluctant Mike to get checked out. (Repeat).

Molly runs into a roadblock in the form of her publisher, who wants her to make a provocative rewrite in a section of her book. (Repeat).

When Joyce refuses to take a Breathalyzer test at a DUI checkpoint, Mike is forced to arrest her. (Repeat).

The prospect of an empty house for the weekend has Mike and Molly in a state of excitement. (Repeat).

The not-so-retiring Peggy suddenly announces she's leaving her job and Molly scrambles to throw her a retirement party, but wonders just why Peggy is calling it quits. (Repeat).

It's an exciting new chapter in Molly's life as the newly minted author's book comes out, but she becomes obsessively worried that no one will purchase it and begins to haunt the website, constantly refreshing it to see how many copies are being sold. (Repeat).

Doug gets nervous when Carrie befriends one of his former girlfriends (Janeane Garofalo), whom he treated shabbily. But in time Carrie learns what Doug already knows---the woman is annoying and needy. Also: Spence is asked out by a guy and he accepts the date. Brett: Scott Atkinson. Salesperson: Trish Simmons. (Repeat).

Carrie becomes furious with Doug after he is hospitalized to remove his appendix and begins talking about other women while medicated. To ease the situation, she writes a list of acceptable fantasies---and women---for Doug to dream about. Also: Arthur runs the senior center for a week to help out a friend. Garcia: Angelo Pagan. Tina: Steffiana De La Cruz. Josephine: Norma Michaels. Steve: Steve Pa

Arthur tries to unload the extra cemetery plot next to his own by persuading Spence's mom (Anne Meara) to buy it; Doug is assigned a new delivery route and is freaked out by a man at one of his daily stops who always answers the door wearing nothing but a towel around his waist; Carrie becomes a dog walker to earn extra cash. George: Gerry Black. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Kim: Melissa Chan. Evelyn:

Doug is furious with Carrie when she accepts a job offer from a guy he claims slandered him in junior high school by spreading a rumor that Doug licked a trash can; Arthur asserts that Larry King got him kicked out of school when they were younger and now Arthur wants revenge. Sean: Jon Favreau. Melvin: Dwayne Macopson. Major: Damani Roberts. (Repeat).

Deacon and Kelly reluctantly accept an invitation from the Heffernans to vacation with them in Florida near the home of Doug's parents. When they arrive at their hotel, they discover that it's filled with rowdy college students on spring break. Adding to the misery is the great disappointment shown by Doug's mom over the fact that no one is staying at her house. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. Joe: Dakin Mat

Arthur tries to undo all of his past wrongs as a father after he ruins Carrie's job interview at a prestigious real-estate development firm by making a nuisance of himself in the company's lobby. Hecht: Ron West. Horace: Alejandro Furth. Receptionist: Lolly Ward. (Repeat).

Christy is the only one without plans on Valentine's Day, so Bonnie takes her on a mother-daughter date. Also, Marjorie's attempt to have a quiet night in is ruined when everyone calls on her for help. (Repeat).

Christy finds it challenging to quit smoking, while Bonnie helps Tammy prepare for the GED test. (Repeat).