2024-10-02
Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's world tour visits 12 countries on five continents and presents one culture shock after another for his familiar puppets, including Walter, Peanut, Bubba J and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. (Repeat).
After getting mugged, Mama joins the other family women in a self-defense class. Chuck: Marshall Teague. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Fran: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
An old family friend sells Mama a used car that gives a new twist to the word "lemon." Babcock: Robert Rockwell. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
The Food Circus store manager hires Mama to head customer relations, a move that's bound to irritate checker Naomi (Dorothy Lyman). Mama: Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
Vint and Naomi finally get a honeymoon at a motel---only to have Mama barge in announcing she has nowhere else to stay. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Mama's goaded into running against the smugly incumbent---and decidedly incompetent---mayor. First of two parts. Tutwiller: Alan Oppenheimer. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Her honor the new mayor discovers there's a lot more hassle to the job than she'd imagined. Vint: Ken Berry. Tutwiller: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from the hottest artists in 90s country music. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a spa. Carol: Moon Zappa. Todd Oldham: Himself. Christy: Christy Martin. Yama: Ahmet Zappa. Jill: Colleen Camp. Make-up Artist: Tammy Faye Messner. (Repeat).
From 1996: Edina and Patsy (Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley) are guests---with Roseanne and Jackie---at a soirée that becomes a "Rosemary's Baby" experience for Roseanne. Tina: Marlo Thomas. (Repeat).
A visit with the Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into Astrid's dysfunctional family. Doris: Dina Merrill. Kiki: Hilary Tuck. Astrid: Mo Gaffney. Chip: Dana Gould. Lily: Phil Leeds. (Repeat).
Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat (Iqbal Theba) hostage on a train. Steven Seagal has a cameo. Hakeem: Ahmed Ahmed. Frank: Gary Kasper. Louis: Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs. (Repeat).
Thanksgiving isn't the same with Dan away, and with a caterer (Bob Fuller) preparing the turkey feast in the new kitchen. Prince Carlos: Jim Varney. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. (Repeat).
Bev (Estelle Parsons) seeks answers from her free-spirited mom (Shelley Winters), while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
As part of her research for the crime novel she's writing, Molly visits Victoria's workplace at the funeral parlour, while at home, Mike takes a peek at Molly's manuscript. (Repeat).
Budding author Molly meets her literary idol, whose cynical advice is to focus on what she wouldn't want people to know about, while Mike tries to cheer up his down-in-the-dumps mother by having her over for dinner. (Repeat).
Molly suspects the next-door neighbor is into something shady, so she and Joyce keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, the guys' poker game turns into a confessional as they reveal their dreams and aspirations. (Repeat).
Molly needs to toe the line when it comes to buying shoes, especially since Mike is now their sole support. (Repeat).
Mike gets shot during a robbery, leading him to question his mortality and his choice of profession. (Repeat).
Disappointed with how her novel is coming along, Molly decides to take a breather, but must come up with a suitable way to pass the time. (Repeat).
Doug becomes supervisor when O'Boyle checks into a rehab center, and Doug promptly messes everything up; Carrie gets jealous when a coworker is promoted after confronting their boss about the chintzy bonus he gave them. (Repeat).
Doug inadvertently scares Deacon's son, Major, so badly that the boy refuses to be around him. Meanwhile, Arthur starts a business employing senior citizens who ride along with lone drivers so they can use car-pool lanes. (Repeat).
Doug adopts a dog from a neighbor to prove that he and Carrie are good people after they aren't invited to a neighborhood block party. Unfortunately, Doug turns the dog into a lazy slob and then tries to get rid of him. Also, Arthur attempts to help Danny kick a gambling problem, but Arthur ends up getting hooked himself. (Repeat).
Arthur asks Doug and Carrie to pay for braces after Major draws a picture of him with crooked teeth; and Kelly hires Spence to be a houseboy after he loses his job. (Repeat).
Carrie is upset when she learns that Deacon and Kelly bought a vacation house. She believes they were able to afford it because they're cheap and freeload off of her and Doug. Elsewhere, Arthur gives job-hunting tips to Spence. (Repeat).
Doug becomes a vegetarian after he hits and nearly kills a chicken with his truck. Carrie is supportive of Doug's new lifestyle until he tries to force it on her. At work, Carrie's boss gives her a thick novel to read so they can talk about it, but the book proves to be too boring for Carrie to get through. (Repeat).
Christy tries to make amends for her past deeds. Bonnie takes a cue from her and decides to make up for treating Alvin so poorly through the years. (Repeat).
Family secrets surface when Christy and Bonnie join Violet's therapy session. (Repeat).
Christy meets her single neighbor (Colin Hanks). Meanwhile, romantic plans for Bonnie and Alvin are foiled by Alvin's ex-wife (Beverly D'Angelo). (Repeat).
Christy seeks a new career. Meanwhile, Bonnie and Alvin attempt to recapture their youth. (Repeat).
Sophia enters a walkathon while the others baby-sit the participants' kids. But when it's over, one baby is unclaimed. Estelle Getty, Betty White. Norman: Christopher Burton. Emily's Father: Nat Bernstein. Bob: Ray Combs. (Repeat).
The prospect of guests arriving with no room for them evokes memories of similar situations. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty, Betty White. Stationmaster: Randy Bennett. Clown: Charles Bouvier. (Repeat).
The man in Dorothy's life turns out to be a man of the cloth. Frank Leahy: John McMartin. Father Callahan: Barney McGeary. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Tony: Charles Erikson. Priest: Charles Summers. (Repeat).
Dorothy invites Sophia's sister (Nancy Walker) to stay with them until she finds a place in Miami. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Tony: Joe Alfasa. (Repeat).
Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading and decides to have plastic surgery. Dr. Taylor: Joseph Whipp. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Nurse: Jody Price. (Repeat).
Dorothy blames herself when her pupil wins a writing contest---only to alert the INS that he's an illegal alien. Beatrice Arthur. Sam Burns: John Braden. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence, Dorothy Lyman) battle in court after Naomi's vacuum cleaner burns Mama's rug. Judge: Michael Constantine. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
On her birthday, Mama recalls the day she turned 30---which she'd rather forget. Young Vint: David Friedman. Young Eunice: Tanya Fenmore. (Repeat).