2024-07-15
After the crew disables the evil Santa robot, Bender takes his place to deliver toys---but everyone thinks he's still evil. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Bad luck sends Fry underground to search for his boyhood good-luck charm, stirring memories of rivalry with his older brother, Yancy. Tress MacNeille, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Lisa signs up to go to Mars on a future one-way mission, much to the chagrin of Marge. (Repeat).
Smithers is upset with Mr. Burns' lack of affection towards him, so Homer plays matchmaker and tries to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Bart maneuvers the removal of the lead in the school production of "Casablanca," leaving Milhouse as a subpar understudy, which frustrates his costar, Lisa. (Repeat).
Archer, Lana and Cyril go on an undercover mission in a celebrity chef's kitchen. (Repeat).
Archer searches for a notorious coyote. (Repeat).
Archer and Lana pose as newlyweds while attempting to prevent a sale of enriched uranium. (Repeat).
Archer and Lana extract an agent from Morocco. (Repeat).
An experienced mercenary leads her unit on a rescue mission in the African wilderness. As the extraction process goes awry, they – and the kidnapped girls they rescue – are forced to defend themselves against a gang of rebels and a dangerous lioness which escaped from a poacher's stronghold. (Repeat).
Slick visuals and a rousing script recommend this action-packed war film. When a pilot's jet is shot down over Bosnia by rebel Serbs, top-gun Chris Burnett (Owen Wilson) goes on the run in enemy territory. As opposing troops and a hired assassin swarm around Burnett, a hardened American admiral (Gene Hackman) defies NATO orders and organizes a mission to rescue him. Gabriel Macht, David Keith. (Re
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars. Stephen Root, Dave Thomas, Ashley Gardner. (Repeat).
Bernie Mac plays a handyman who sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank. Ashley Gardner, Phil LaMarr, Johnny Hardwick. (Repeat).
Janeane Garofalo plays a pest-control expert whose chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21. Ashley Gardner, Brittany Murphy, Monica Keena, Jonathan Joss. (Repeat).
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order. Amy Hill, Toby Huss, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
After a mother-daughter spat, Marge takes Lisa to Capital City, where, after they enjoy a musical, the show's star sings Marge's praises to remind Lisa how lucky she is to have such a special mom. Meanwhile, Bart is bummed that everyone expects him to be the ultimate prankster, so he recruits Maggie to help him trick people. (Repeat).
Homer recalls a dysfunctional Simpson-family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the practically perfect Flanders family that turned into a memorable bonding experience. (Repeat).
Homer takes a stab at improv comedy to regain his confidence and improve his public-speaking skills after messing up a speech in work; and Marge rebuilds Bart's shoddy treehouse, but he throws a wrench into the project when he questions her construction abilities. At the end of the episode, Homer answers questions from fans. (Repeat).
Marge goes to prison for letting Bart go to the park unsupervised and finds being locked up a welcome diversion from her duties as a wife and mother. While she's away, Homer handles the domestic and parental responsibilities, but not too well. (Repeat).
In the Season 28 premiere, Springfield burns to the ground, so the Simpsons beseech wealthy Mr. Burns to finance the rebuilding, but he has a price to pay---he's to put on a variety show at Springfield Bowl. (Repeat).
Mr. Burns' search for a clan to play his virtual-reality family leads him to hire the Simpsons, except for Homer, since Burns intends to play the father. With nothing to do, Homer befriends the new next-door neighbor, a woman who eats, drinks, thinks and acts like him. (Repeat).
The kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, so they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda frantically try to secure discount tickets to a show at the Wharf Arts Center. (Repeat).
Linda attempts to become more involved with the PTA, inspired by its seemingly perfect president, Joanne. Meanwhile, Bob tries to cheer up a hardware store owner after unknowingly making a joke about his pet parrot that recently flew away. (Repeat).
The Season 9 finale: Zeke gets in trouble, so the Belcher kids and Jimmy Jr. pitch in to help prevent him being sent to a disciplinary school. However, Tina tries to thwart their mission, so she can have Jimmy Jr. and his butt all to herself. Meanwhile, Randy rents out Bob's Burgers to shoot his independent short feature film. (Repeat).
In the Season 10 premiere, Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved. (Repeat).
Bob and Gene can't afford a rare gourmet mushroom for a Burger of the Day, so jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging. Meanwhile, Tina's powerful new prescription glasses lead her to believe she has a superpower. (Repeat).
Tina and Bob participate in the Thundergirls father-daughter cardboard boat race and Tina tries to hide her feelings about Bob's terrible boat-building skills. Meanwhile, Linda drags Louise and Gene to a fire station open house and overstays her welcome. (Repeat).
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. (Repeat).
"Family Guy" is reimagined as a series that's been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s. (Repeat).
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire. (Repeat).
To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive. (Repeat).
Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam. (Repeat).
The Season 16 finale: After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. In the Season 17 premiere, Brian meets and falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned. At the suggestion of Peter, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision (Repeat).