2024-09-19
Tina takes up martial arts and develops a crush on the instructor. As a result, she shirks her duties at the restaurant, prompting Bob to intervene. (Repeat).
Linda and the kids stage a musical murder-mystery play at the restaurant, but an abrupt interruption impacts their opening night. (Repeat).
After Louise breaks the deep fryer, Bob takes a second job as a cab driver to pay for Tina's 13th birthday party, but his daughter's special day might be ruined by the parents of a boy she likes. (Repeat).
Linda starts a bed-and-breakfast that attracts a shady tenant, which prompts Louise to plant listening devices throughout the house to keep tabs on things. (Repeat).
Bob lets Linda's sister hang her paintings in the eatery for the city's Art Week, which brings out the intimidating old ladies who make up the Art Council. Meanwhile, artworks by Louise, Gene and Tina receive attention at the restaurant. (Repeat).
Bob and Gene bond over "spaghetti westerns," but Louise feels left out, and Tina channels her aggression into a conflict-resolution program. (Repeat).
Peter becomes upset after he helps out Joe with several crime cases and the latter takes all the credit. Meanwhile, Brian talks Stewie into joining a football squad, but panics when he suffers a concussion. (Repeat).
To avoid the healthy meals Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up a lunch truck loaded with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg signs on with a roller-derby team, despite Chris claiming it's too dangerous. (Repeat).
Peter gets jealous when Lois proves to be a big hit at a Red Sox fantasy-baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home after Meg is left to babysit him. (Repeat).
When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses him to get even with bullies. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's newly opened bed & breakfast quickly turns into a brothel. (Repeat).
Chris' Mexican girlfriend gets deported, so he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. (Repeat).
Peter has daddy issues of his own when his sperm-donor past catches up to him, as many of his biological children show up at the house unannounced. (Repeat).
The Season 16 premiere finds Peter, who's tired of not winning an Emmy, embarking on his own "For Your Consideration" campaign for "Family Guy" by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows—and no category is off limits. (Repeat).
Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 4. A rise in fuel prices coincides with the Planet Express crew's descent into a medieval, role-playing fantasy world. (Repeat).
Part 2 of 4. A rise in fuel prices coincides with the Planet Express crew's descent into a medieval, role-playing fantasy world. (Repeat).
Part 3 of 4. A rise in fuel prices coincides with the Planet Express crew's descent into a medieval, role-playing fantasy world. (Repeat).
Conclusion. A rise in fuel prices coincides with the Planet Express crew's descent into a medieval, role-playing fantasy world. (Repeat).
Cleveland's effort to warn Roberta about the dangers of sex falls flat, but Cleveland Jr. gets the message and takes a "purity pledge" at church. Glenn Howerton provides the voice of the Reverend. (Repeat).
Donna is still attending her single-moms support group (and not telling Cleveland about it) because she enjoys the camaraderie. She's also not telling the other single moms that she's married. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. runs for student-council president, with Rallo as his campaign manager. Guest voices include Will Forte (Oliver) and Glenn Howerton (Ryan Sanderson and Andrew Wachowski). (Repeat).
It's the first Thanksgiving for Cleveland and his new family, but Roberta and Federline want no part of it. Meanwhile, Cleveland's Auntie Momma (Kym Whitely) shakes things up. Daryl Hall and John Oates have voice cameos as themselves. Other guest voices include Frances Callier and Craig Robinson as Cleveland's parents, Cookie and Freight Train. (Repeat).
Cleveland Jr. and Roberta take a school trip to Washington, D.C. Cleveland and Donna are happy to have the house to themselves, but Rallo has other plans. Roberta parties a bit too much in D.C., but Cleveland Jr. intervenes. (Repeat).
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This adaptation of Charles Dickens's 1850 novel focuses on the life of David Copperfield as he experiences being beaten by his stepfather and sent to work in his factory. When David's mother dies, he escapes his dreary factory life and lodges with his affluent aunt where he encounters new misadventures with eccentric characters.
Four friends in a book club spice up their routine by reading Fifty Shades of Grey. With each of them in a different romantic situation, the women gather inspiration and tips for the bedroom and prove they can still do new things later in life. (Repeat).
When Hank forgets to mail his insurance payment, the coverage lapses for 36 hours, causing Hank and Bobby to go into a state of emergency to protect the house from any major disasters. Meanwhile, Dale decides to raise bees, Bill and Boomhauer discover the joys of deep-frying, and Peggy and Luanne get stuck at a rest stop when Hank won't let them drive uninsured. (Repeat).
Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering opponents. Christopher Lloyd, Tom Petty, Mac Davis. (Repeat).
Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money. Tom Petty, Dave Thomas, Mo Collins, Stephnie Weir. (Repeat).
John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake. (Repeat).
Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlen's smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity. Tone Loc plays a bouncer. Johnny Hardwick, Kathy Najimy, Henry Gibson. (Repeat).
A hypnotist unlocks a repressed memory in Homer, who recalls childhood times with Moe, Carl and Lenny---and his finding a corpse. Paul Newman and singer Judith Owen have voice cameos. Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Dan Castellaneta. (Repeat).
In this Christmas episode, Richard Gere offers Buddhist teachings to Lisa after she leaves her church because of Mr. Burns' tacky fund-raising efforts, which include commercials (during sermons) and podium-placed ads. (Repeat).
A social worker is assigned to try to bring the family together after police respond to a fight between Bart and Homer during a game of Monopoly. Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Ron Taylor. (Repeat).
Ben Stiller plays a sugar company's CEO who draws Marge's ire after Springfield is declared the "World's Fattest Town." Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).
An(other) accident forces Homer's jaws to be wired shut, and improved listening skills result in a kinder, gentler---and more boring---Homer. Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer. (Repeat).
Now fabulously wealthy, Marge's grabby prom date Artie Ziff (Jon Lovitz) offers a million dollars for a weekend with her that, he says, will have "no funny stuff." The Simpsons agree when they realize the money will help their marriage---by paying for an operation that will cure Homer's snoring. Julie Kavner, Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).