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Tina dates a ballet dancer, which leads to a dance-off between him and a jealous Jimmy Jr. (Repeat).

On a family visit to her mother's Florida retirement home, Linda is shocked to discover that the place is swimming with swinging seniors. Meanwhile, a bored Tina, Gene and Louise try to track a python that may have made a meal out of a resident's dog. (Repeat).

The Belchers compete on the TV-game show "Family Fracas!" and, much to the dismay of the host, keep winning, which allows them to return night after night, until their hot streak comes to an abrupt and suspicious end. (Repeat).

Bob slices a finger and Linda rushes him to the hospital, leaving the children to run the restaurant, so they take the opportunity to turn the basement into a casino. Things appear to be paying off handsomely until the landlord drops in. (Repeat).

Tina and Louise attend a boy-band concert, where Louise develops a crush on one of the singers, and is aghast at the whole state of affairs. Meanwhile, Gene enters a table-setting competition and comes up with something creative, but a bit offensive. (Repeat).

Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not the kind that are sculpted out of stone. Later, on the museum steps, Linda offers her distinctive chanting talents to striking workers. (Repeat).

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, then he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. (Repeat).

Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. (Repeat).

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey. (Repeat).

Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil. (Repeat).

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia. (Repeat).

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. (Repeat).

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. (Repeat).

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. (Repeat).

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. (Repeat).

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. (Repeat).

On the eve of "Xmas," as it's called in the year 3000, Fry and Leela flee the robotic Santa (John Goodman), who kills those he deems naughty; Bender volunteers at a mission for homeless robots. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

The crew takes an anxious Dr. Zoidberg to his home planet for a mating ritual, but Fry has to coach him on how to attract females. Voices: Billy West, Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

A Bender lookalike---who Fry finds even more obnoxious---is hired as extra security for some precious cargo, which disappears during Fry's watch. Bob Barker has a voice cameo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).

Things heat up between Amy and Fry after her new car runs out of fuel on Mercury. But breaking up is hard to do after an accident forces them to share the same body. Lauren Tom, Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Archer and Slater cause a rift between Archer and Lana. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. A film director hires Archer and the gang to investigate activity on the set of his new movie. (Repeat).

Conclusion. In the seventh season finale, someone is killed on the movie set. (Repeat).

In the eighth season premiere, Archer tries to find out who killed his partner, but accidentally gets in bed with Mother, a notorious L.A. crime boss. (Repeat).

In this thrilling superhero sequel, Spider-Man fights a new villain called Electro, and romances his high-school sweetheart Gwen Stacy. Meanwhile, his childhood friend Harry Osborn is named the CEO of Oscorp, a nefarious company connected to the disappearance of Peter Parker's parents. (Repeat).

Four sisters learn about love, life, and loss as they grow through their young womanhood against the backdrop of post-Civil War America. At the heart of the family is the headstrong Jo who aspires, above all else, to forge her own path. Based on the novel by Louisa May Alcott. (Repeat).

Bart's new teacher at school proves to be a bully who wants to crush his spirit. (Repeat).

A midlife crisis leads Homer to pick up the bass guitar and join other Springfield fathers in a cover band that becomes a springboard for an unlikely breakout performer. (Repeat).

It looks like Homer won't be home for Christmas after he stays too long at Moe's Tavern on Christmas Eve and an irate Marge tells him not to return to their house, so he's left to wander alone around Springfield and lament the effects of Christmas spirits. (Repeat).

The Simpsons get on the wrong ride on a trip to the Dizzneeland amusement park and are transported to Kang and Kodos' home planet, where Homer finds himself on the locals' menu. (Repeat).

Homer is hypnotized at the circus and made to believe he's a young boy again, so Bart takes advantage of the situation and enlists him as his new best friend and partner in crime. (Repeat).

When inventor Elon Musk (voiced by himself) arrives in Springfield and befriends Homer, the two revolutionize the nuclear plant. But the ambitious Musk soon has Mr. Burns seething and Burns tries to have him removed, forcing Homer to make a tough decision. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 finale, Gene signs up for baseball, while Tina becomes hooked on espresso. (Repeat).

In the Season 4 premiere, the Belchers hit the road for a camping trip that has them communing with nature and overzealous squirrels, while riding raging river rapids and dealing with lost family members. (Repeat).

After trick-or-treating, the Belcher kids and their pals decide to build a fort, where unfortunately, Louise's loony friend Millie decides to hold them hostage. (Repeat).

Linda tires of boring dates with Bob and signs up for flying lessons, but when he refuses to join her she finds herself in the crosshairs of a charming pilot known as "Upskirt Kurt." (Repeat).

After he takes a part-time job as cook at a second-rate frat house, Bob hits it off with the fraternity brothers and participates in a prank that involves their most famous alum. Meanwhile, his kids set out to invade the frat house to get in on the fun. (Repeat).

Bob's meticulous efforts to prepare a perfect Thanksgiving dinner go down the toilet, literally, when someone sabotages the event by dumping his turkey in the john. (Repeat).

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. (Repeat).

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. (Repeat).

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. (Repeat).

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan. (Repeat).

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. (Repeat).

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. (Repeat).

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. (Repeat).

Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep. (Repeat).

The Griffins tell "Family Guy" versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones", "Succession" and "Big Little Lies". (Repeat).

Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him. (Repeat).

After indirectly KOing the champ during a scuffle at the movies, Bender joins Ultimate Robot Fighting, where the fix is in---for a while. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

Leela meets another surviving cyclops, a male who invites her to their planet, where Leela proposes they restart their race. Katey Sagal, David Herman, Billy West, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).

After his 150th birthday party, the Professor picks a successor, who disappoints him so much that he decides to end his life by reporting for a final trip to a mysterious planet of old people. Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

With Hermes on a stress-reducing vacation, his by-the-book replacement (Nora Dunn) falls for Fry, but Bender stumbles on to their romance, and pays a price. Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

A mysterious woman hires Archer to fake her death, but he's unable to rise to the occasion. (Repeat).

Archer tries to escape from jail with the help of a crazed heiress and a dysfunctional jazz quartet. (Repeat).

While investigating a kidnapping, Archer reveals too much about Figgis and Krieger reveals too much about his past. (Repeat).

Dutch becomes a new man while Archer's ransom exchange goes up in smoke. (Repeat).

Four sisters learn about love, life, and loss as they grow through their young womanhood against the backdrop of post-Civil War America. At the heart of the family is the headstrong Jo who aspires, above all else, to forge her own path. Based on the novel by Louisa May Alcott. (Repeat).

Kya is a young woman who raised herself in the North Carolina marshlands after being abandoned there by her mother when she was a little girl. She feels detached from the small-town community near the marshes until two men show interest in her. However, when one of them later dies, she becomes the town's prime suspect. (Repeat).

Lisa discovers that Springfield's anthem was lifted from another town, so she composes a new one, while Homer gets a big lesson in "Wide Pride." (Repeat).

Tired of chauffeuring her kids around, Marge takes a job as a driver for a transportation company. Meanwhile, Homer fills in at Moe's one night and costs the bar owner so much that Moe's forced to work a temp job as a janitor at the plant. (Repeat).

A Nigerian king comes to Springfield to finalize a deal with Mr. Burns, and Homer is assigned to keep the royal daughter out of trouble, but when he brings her to Moe's, the barman assumes she's related to a Nigerian prince who duped him in an email scam and plots to get back his money. However, Moe finds himself falling for her. (Repeat).

Chief Wiggum's military jet pack slams into the church, forcing Marge and the congregation to come up with some clever gambling ploys, including counting cards, to earn money for repairs to the structure. (Repeat).

When Duffman retires, the company devises a reality-show competition to find a replacement, and Homer proves to be the winner. Because he must stay sober on the job, Homer comes to realize that beer doesn't need to be a part of having a good time. (Repeat).

Bart's tall tale about not being involved in a bulldozer accident is a doozy, but a skeptical Marge decides to dog him all over the place until he 'fesses up. Meanwhile, Flanders gets a new dog which leads Homer to overlook Santa's Little Helper. (Repeat).

Haunted by a poor talent-show performance from her high-school days, Linda gets back together with her former bandmates to rock their class reunion. Meanwhile, at the same soiree, Bob becomes bothered by the attention being paid him by a former classmate who had a crush on him. (Repeat).

Tina is delighted when Bob fills in as substitute home-economics teacher at school and creates a fully operational restaurant in the classroom. Unfortunately, some father-daughter friction develops. Meanwhile, the other Belcher kids take jobs at the school restaurant, leaving Linda to run the burger joint by herself. (Repeat).

An accident sends the Belchers shopping for a holiday tree on Christmas Day, and when Bob cuts off a huge truck shaped like a candy cane, they get caught in a sticky situation when the crazy driver sets off after them. Meanwhile, back at the house, Bob's friend gets caught in the children's Santa trap. (Repeat).

When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway, they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise. (Repeat).

In order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., Tina takes a job as a magician's assistant, while Bob is victimized by a magician's "curse." (Repeat).

To keep pace with a rival restaurateur, Bob hires a documentarian to shoot a Super Bowl commercial and a former pro-football star to act as celebrity spokesman. (Repeat).

After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood. (Repeat).

When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. (Repeat).

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. (Repeat).

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period. (Repeat).

Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet". (Repeat).

Retelling three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump." (Repeat).

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster. (Repeat).

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle. (Repeat).

Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris. (Repeat).

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery. (Repeat).

A fishing trip strands ship and crew underwater, where Fry falls for a mermaid residing in the lost city of Atlanta. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

After having a hand in an incident with a celebrity chef that blinds Leela temporarily, Bender becomes a hired goon in the robot mafia, who plan a hijacking---of Planet Express cargo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

The Professor is the key to stopping a robot-and-machine revolt against humans, as ordered by robot-creator Mom, who seeks to be declared Supreme Overlord of Earth. Voices include Tress MacNeille, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Earth's most popular new food is discovered and marketed by the crew---until one of the snacks speaks to Leela. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

All roads lead to Len Trexler as Archer and the gang try to avoid unfriendly ghosts. (Repeat).

Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world's worst knock-knock joke. (Repeat).

In the season finale, Archer visits Dreamland and receives a big break that leads him to Woodhouse's killer. (Repeat).

Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute, and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business. (Repeat).

Kya is a young woman who raised herself in the North Carolina marshlands after being abandoned there by her mother when she was a little girl. She feels detached from the small-town community near the marshes until two men show interest in her. However, when one of them later dies, she becomes the town's prime suspect. (Repeat).

In 1998, the sinister Umbrella Corp unleashes a force that spurs a profound disaster across Raccoon City. A ragtag team of survivors pursues answers to the corporation's shady secrets while fighting against a horde of ravenous zombies on the outskirts of the ravaged city. (Repeat).

Criticized for neglecting his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a simple lifestyle and abandons the swimming pool his neighbors helped build. (Repeat).

Homer has an old roll of film developed and it exposes memories of how Lisa and Bart first started fighting with each other. (Repeat).

Grampa's days in the Air Force are rehashed, while Bart picks up the smoking habit in an effort to impress Milhouse's Dutch cousin, Annika. (Repeat).

Bart gets bullied at a school dance, prompting Marge to lobby the town to pass an extremely tough anti-bullying law. But things backfire when Homer gets arrested for picking on Ned Flanders. (Repeat).

In the Season 26 finale, Springfield Elementary modernizes but suffers a technical meltdown, and Lisa must ride to the rescue. Meanwhile, the mathletes wonder if their number is up after Groundskeeper Willie is named the new coach. (Repeat).

Season 27 begins with Homer being diagnosed as a narcoleptic, which sends him on a bender, after which he returns home drunk. This prompts a visit to a marriage counselor and results in a trial separation from Marge, during which Homer finds himself a 20-something companion. (Repeat).

Lisa is frightened at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, so Homer removes his Everscream Terrors decorations, which leads the now-jobless pop-up employees to seek vengeance on him by robbing the house and forcing him and Lisa to seek refuge in the attic. (Repeat).

On a visit to school, Bob and Linda discover their children's essays about Wagstaff to be wildly creative and quite offensive. (Repeat).

Tina doesn't make the cut on the guest list for a classmate's Bat Mitzvah, but gets to attend as part of the catering staff when Bob and the family are hired for the event, where she's still excited about the prospect of scoping out the boys from other schools who will be there. (Repeat).

When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway (at a Burger Convention), they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise. While the 'rents are away, Teddy is eager to earn the coveted title of "Uncle Teddy" and does so by putting Tina's crush in his rightful place after discovering that he was just using her for – gasp – free burgers! Hijinks ensue. (Repeat).

During a family train trip, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate car from their parents, so rebellious Louise coaxes her siblings into stealing the entire chocolate cache from the restaurant compartment. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda get into a wine taste-off with a pretentious pair of oenophiles. (Repeat).

After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic. Needless to say her "predictions" irk Bob and spell out hilarious happenings. (Repeat).

Tina attends a convention celebrating a TV show about an animated pony, but a middle-aged superfan tricks her into giving away a rare bit of memorabilia, so it's up to Bob to go undercover and ride to the rescue to recover the valuable toy. (Repeat).

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties. (Repeat).

Stewie heads to Paris after taking refuge in Quagmire's suitcase. (Repeat).

Stewie receives the ire of the fan base of a popular popstar after his comment; Peter enjoys having excess skin after a lap band surgery. (Repeat).

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. (Repeat).

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain." (Repeat).

The guys recount their first true love stories. (Repeat).

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. (Repeat).

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it. (Repeat).

Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. (Repeat).

Carter adopts a young orphan to restore his public image, drawing jealousy from Lois. (Repeat).

Voice cameos by Vice President Al Gore, physicist Stephen Hawking and Nichelle Nichols ("Star Trek") complement this episode, in which Bender, Leela and Fry experience the Professor's "What If" machine, each in a different scenario. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Seeking servicemen's discounts, Bender and Fry join the Earth Army, only to find themselves in a war, and being led by Zapp Brannigan, who has eyes for a soldier who's really Leela in disguise. Billy West, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Bender is infected with a virus that turns him into a murderous car each evening at midnight. Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Billy West. (Repeat).

After a prank gets Fry, Leela and Bender fired, Fry lucks into a job that reunites him with his previously frozen 20th-century girlfriend, who suggests they go somewhere quieter, like the year 4000. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, David Herman. (Repeat).

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife. (Repeat).

Archer, Pam and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme. (Repeat).

Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis. (Repeat).

There is no joy in Mudville—mighty Pam has struck out. (Repeat).

Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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In 1998, the sinister Umbrella Corp unleashes a force that spurs a profound disaster across Raccoon City. A ragtag team of survivors pursues answers to the corporation's shady secrets while fighting against a horde of ravenous zombies on the outskirts of the ravaged city. (Repeat).

A cyborg with no memories and mastery of a lost and powerful cyborg martial art awakens in a post-apocalyptic dystopia caused by a global technological catastrophe. With the help of the scientist who revived her, she confronts her many enemies in a battle for justice within a fallen world. (Repeat).

Hank and his softball team play a charity game against an all-star stunt-softball team to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program. Justin Long, John Schneider. (Repeat).

It's Job Shadow Week at school, and Hank expects Bobby to sign up for his propane business. Again. But Joseph signs up first, leaving Bobby in search of a business to shadow. The only one left: Earth Cleaners, which picks up dog droppings and is run by the charismatic, jumpsuited Peter Sterling (voice of Johnny Knoxville). (Repeat).

In the annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Sideshow Bob murders Bart, but then reanimates him; Homer is plagued by short-term-memory loss; and a brush with radiation leaves Lisa, Bart and Milhouse with superpowers. (Repeat).

Lisa befriends a super-rich new kid at school and Homer happens to hit it off with the child's father, but the kid turns out to be a bully and Lisa attempts to end the friendship, which doesn't sit well with Homer, who's become accustomed to enjoying the good life. (Repeat).

Broadway legend Laney Fontaine beats Homer for $5,000 at poker, and to square the bet, Homer must loan Lisa to Laney for a month. When Laney turns Lisa into a show-biz star, Marge and Homer feel they may have been too hasty in letting her go, and head to the Big Apple to bring her home. (Repeat).

Lisa searches an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men in an effort to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. While at the asylum, Bart steals a notebook belonging to a homicidal patient and passes it off as his when he returns to school. When Homer and Marge find out, they start to believe their son's a sociopath, and Bart runs with the idea. (Repeat

Bart's coming-of-age chronicle, told ala the big-screen hit "Boyhood," follows him from a 6-year-old to his maturing into an accomplished young man. Along the way, there are glimpses of how his father and sister impacted him more than he could ever realize. (Repeat).

A photo Marge posts on social media gets Homer fired, so he goes back to his all-time favorite job, dishwasher at a Greek restaurant. The post also inspires Lisa, who develops an app that captures the real-life consequences of anything one posts online. (Repeat).

At the beach, the Belcher kids make a whale of a discovery: a valuable but illegal orca by-product that's used in expensive perfumes, and they smell a profit to be made. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with a screwy landlord who's constructing a new bathroom for them. (Repeat).

The prospect of having a cavity filled sends Louise flying from the dentist's office and over to Aunt Gail's house for sanctuary. Linda sends Tina and Gene to join her, and bets that they won't be able to tolerate a weekend with their crazy aunt. (Repeat).

Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. (Repeat).

When news of a new seaside burger joint leaks, Bob teams with Felix to get Mr. Fischoeder to put Wonder Wharf up for sale. Meanwhile, Tina learns that the wharf carousel is slated for destruction, so, in protest, she chains herself to the ride. (Repeat).

In the Season 4 finale, Felix puts Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger, and Linda and the children must hustle to the rescue. (Repeat).

On the series 5 premiere, Gene's musical based on "Die Hard" isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night as Wagstaff Middle School's performance of a "Working Girl"-inspired musical that features Tina. (Repeat).