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Adam cleans out the garage at Don's request, but panics when he can't find a keepsake and thinks he accidentally donated it. (Repeat).

Adam plans a Thanksgiving feast for the school, but Andi struggles to let him take the lead. (Repeat).

Sean winds up in jail for buying some shady diamond earrings for Claudia from Eddie's so-called "connection" (Steve Larson); Lily protests the nuns's donkey-basketball game. Musgrove: John Kassir. Dean: Mike Vogel. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Claudia: Megyn Price. (Repeat).

The minor insults of Claudia's visiting parents get so far under an insecure Sean's skin that it starts to look like he's gone out of his mind. Meanwhile, karaoke leads to an unlikely liplock between Brad and Lily. Tony: Stephen Root. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan. (Repeat).

Stung by implications that he's a drain on the family, ALF decides to pull his own weight and gets a job selling cosmetics. Willie: Max Wright. Mary Jo: Mary Jo Catlett. Sandy: Sandy Freeman. Myrna: Myrna White. (Repeat).

ALF connects with a blind woman he heard on a radio talk show and enlists Lynn to help him meet her. Jody: Andrea Covell. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

The countdown's funniest contenders are spooked by clowns, theme park rides and other surprises lurking around the corner. (Repeat).

Featuring a hard hat zone, a police force "protecting and serving" and being on the wrong side of a milkshake-making machine. (Repeat).

Actors and actresses play elaborate and funny pranks on unsuspecting individuals. Using props and sometimes accomplices, they pull some of the most hilarious tricks on passersby. (Repeat).

False Inspection, It Ain't Charmin, Slap Me Silly. (Repeat).

In this raucous comedy, a lovable loser (David Spade) crisscrosses the country in search of the parents who abandoned him as a child. En route, he wins over a smug deejay (Dennis Miller) with his tragic life story. Spade and Fred Wolf co-wrote the script. Brittany Daniel, Christopher Walken, Kid Rock, Jaime Pressly, Adam Beach. (Repeat).

Dana and Cheryl accompany Andy to a therapy session; Jim overrules Cheryl by putting a TV in the kids' room. Dr. Gamble: Randall Arney. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving, Jim maintains a ritual by bowling in a charity tournament, while Dana and Cheryl entertain surprise guests at home. Lewis: Garrett Morris. Chris: Christopher Moynihan. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Mike wants to open a fish-and-game eatery, and he invites Kristin to be his business partner. Elsewhere, Mandy needs feathers for some hats she's making, so she accompanies Eve on a pheasant hunt. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa offer a generous Christmas gift to Kristin and Ryan, but there are strings attached to it. Elsewhere, a motivated Kyle seeks a poker tutorial from Ed. (Repeat).

A noisy new neighbor annoys Mike with her loud power tools and DIY projects, but the situation gets worse for him when she befriends Vanessa. Elsewhere, Eve discovers surprising info about Ed's connection to the Vietnam War. (Repeat).

A company billboard is defaced, prompting Mike to seek out Chuck's security firm, but Vanessa thinks this a bad idea. Meanwhile, Mandy's humbleness about completing household tasks benefits Eve. (Repeat).

Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship. Also, when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget. (Repeat).

After Abishola calls off things with Bob, her Auntie Olu sets her up with a Nigerian pharmacist, and Bob tries online dating. (Repeat).

When Adam discovers that the pastor he hired for their wedding was a phony and he and Andi aren't really married, he scrambles to find a way to fix it before she finds out. (Repeat).

When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too. (Repeat).

Conclusion. The truth about the tape gets to Jim, who exchanges stories with Cheryl about the night she gave it to him. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Hugh Hefner has a cameo as Cheryl wins two tickets to visit the Playboy Mansion, but decides to take Dana instead of Jim. Mrs. Poulson: Wylie Small. Security Guard: Anthony Holiday. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Jim commits to running a 10K race with Dana to show Kyle that men don't quit. But Jim and running aren't really compatible. Jim's solution: cheat. Ms. Crawford: Tammy Townsend. Kyle: Connor Rayburn. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Tales grow progressively taller when Cheryl and Jim compete to tell interesting stories about their respective days. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Tim's mother and his former shop teacher make a cute couple, but Tim and Jill spy the teacher with another woman. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Art: Dick O'Neill. Antonio: Vasili Bogazianos. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After a burglary at Wilson's, Jill lets Tim buy a security system for their home. But the Taylors keep setting off the alarms. Sammy: John Kapelos. Jason: Jarrad Paul. Officer: Michael Milhoan. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al thinks his "Tool Time" board game will give him financial security. But faulty wiring sends his plan up in flames, along with his investment of his life savings. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Cal: Keith Lehman. Dave: James Hong. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

"Tool Time" visits the USS Constellation for a "Salute to Engines"; Jill catches Brad making out with his girlfriend. Capt. Jenkins: James Read. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

While Mike is away, Kristin learns what it takes to be in charge at Outdoor Man. Meanwhile, Vanessa and Kyle debate how to upgrade the backyard play area and Ryan teaches Mandy how to play chess, but he may be the one getting schooled. (Repeat).

Eve comes home for a visit and struggles to connect with her nieces. Meanwhile, Kyle turns to Ed when he worries he isn't dynamic enough in his preaching. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa help Mandy and Kyle with their estate planning, but are disappointed with whom they plan to appoint as Sarah's legal guardian. Meanwhile, Jen begins working at OutdoorMan and takes advice from Chuck a tad too seriously. (Repeat).

After her granddaughter starts misbehaving, Vanessa gives Mandy a valuable parenting lesson. Meanwhile, Mike is challenged to find a meaningful gift for his business anniversary with Ed. (Repeat).

Eric's mother plans a surprise party for his birthday; Donna wonders if Eric is her best friend---or boyfriend? Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Donna: Laura Prepon. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

The guys decide to streak at a rally for President Ford. Jackie's Dad: Paul Kreppel. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Eric: Topher Grace. Bob: Don Stark. Donna: Laura Prepon. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

After Donna beats Eric at basketball, she's criticized for bruising his ego, while Eric is chastized for losing to a girl. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

A visit from Red's disagreeable mother (Marion Ross) has Eric running interference between her and Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp). Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben. (Repeat).

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben. (Repeat).

The kids damage a wall, but won't admit who's responsible, so Adam and Andi investigate. (Repeat).

When a blizzard prevents the Burns family from visiting the grandparents' house for Christmas, Adam and Andi scramble to avoid an epic holiday disaster. (Repeat).

After the death of their daredevil cousin (Ashton Kutcher), Sean and Eddie risk their own lives to take his ashes out for one last adventure. Meanwhile, Lily makes a creepy connection with another relative (Russell Sams) at the funeral. Aunt Marie: Jill Andre. Henry: Jake Burbage. Jimmy: Griffin Frazen. (Repeat).

A home-pregnancy test in the trash has Sean convinced Lily is with child, but it may be Claudia who has something unexpected to tell him. Meanwhile, Lily learns the truth about the musical circumstances surrounding her birth; and Jimmy sings the blues about the zit that is taking over his face. Joseph "Run" Simmons of Run-DMC has a cameo. Hannah: Danielle Savre. Tattoo Guy: David Grammer. Vendor:

Brian's birthday is a bittersweet occasion for ALF, who realizes he'll never see his Melmac buddies or his girlfriend Rhonda (Lisa Buckley). Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. Skip: Bob Fappiano. (Repeat).

ALF, upset that Lynn is spending time with a cute guy, writes her a poem, which becomes a song---and then a video. Scott: Kurt McKinney. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

A blowup between Harry and his son keys Jill and Tim into a bigger question of sensitivity and discipline with their boys. Harry: Blake Clark. Dennis: David DeLuise. Delores: Shirley Prestia. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

Brad has an accident on his first night out with his driver's license---but it's more serious than what he tells his parents. Members of racing's Unser family (Al Sr., Al Jr. and Al Richard) have cameos. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Patty: Tammy Lauren. (Repeat).

Tim is scheduled to drive a steamroller on "Tool Time" and break a Bob Vila record---and he refuses to let his separated shoulder interfere. Gary: Derek Montgomery. Dr. Knell: Marcelo Tubert. Lt. Cmdr. Gray: Rick Cramer. (Repeat).

The boys don't share Jill's desire for quality time together during the family's annual weekend at a hardware expo, which is also enhanced by Tim's "Tool Time" remotes. Lou: Paul Parducci. Clerk: Eric Saiet. Kevin: Adam Hendershott. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill protests the inequality between Brad and his girlfriend, who's doing his laundry and cleaning his room. Angela: Kristin Clayton. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jill's father passes away the day after she fibs that she's ill in order to postpone his visit. And the lie lingers when she arrives back home for the funeral. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Linda: Carlene Watkins. Tracy: Maryedith Burrell. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

A visit from original---and beloved---"Tool Time" girl Lisa (Pamela Lee) has Heidi feeling threatened; Randy and Lauren go on a date. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

At their vacation site in northern Michigan, Tim informs the family that he wants to move there permanently. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Jenny: Veronica Lauren. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Diane: Ashley Peldon. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jim can't help offending Andy's new girlfriend (Nicole Sullivan), a feminist, vegetarian and---worst of all---Packers fan. Dr. Josh: Kevin Ruf. Joe: Dweezil Zappa. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Christmas brings a visit from Cheryl's mom (Kathleen Noone), who still brings out the tension in her elder daughter. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Eve breaks up with her beau and claims to be fine, but her loved ones aren't so sure, and they all have opinions on how she should handle her post-breakup feelings. Meanwhile, Kristin and Mandy go wedding-dress shopping and get into a dispute about Kyle. (Repeat).

Mike worries about the family's privacy after a neighbor's security camera captures Vanessa turning a hose on a cat, but when he looks at more of the footage, he also views Mandy in a troubling situation. (Repeat).

Mike provides encouragement to Ryan and Kyle and tells them to assert their beliefs, and giving them advice makes Mike realize how vital it is for the guys to have a strong male role model in their lives. (Repeat).

Kyle befriends a homeless man who goes missing, so Mike uses his resources to try to locate him. Meanwhile, Kyle's actions motivate Mandy to assist a young mom at a women's shelter. (Repeat).

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele. Also, Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas. (Repeat).

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation. Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building. (Repeat).

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend, Tyler, is a pothead, he decides to confront Tyler but doesn't get the support he expects from Andi. Also, Don tells Lowell there are office "rules" he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making it up and threatens to bring in Adam to confirm the policies. (Repeat).

When Adam needs to hire a new project manager, Andi accuses Adam of unconscious bias after he only interviews men for the job. Also, Andi helps Kate fight for a spot on the boys' soccer team at school. (Repeat).

Jim helps Andy meet a woman who turns out to be just crazy enough to fall in love---with Jim. (Repeat).

To prove a point, Cheryl doesn't talk to Jim for three days, and both find it valuable. Sally: Rosalind Chao. (Repeat).

Jim makes Dana's life hell after he learns she's having erotic dreams about him. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Cheryl encourages Jim to have lunch with his old college girlfriend (Linda Hamilton), who proposes they do business together. But Cheryl imagines that it's monkey business. (Repeat).

Jill's distress over catering to Tim's daily routine leads both to dream of their senior years, and each has a different view of how Tim's "self-discipline" has affected their lives. Dolores: Shirley Prestia. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. (Repeat).

To improve their communication, Jill drags Tim to a couples therapy workshop, where Tim opens up---about Jill's faults. Emory: Jim Jansen. Bud: Charlie Robinson. Howard: Sherman Howard. (Repeat).

Randy insists that his new girlfriend is not a "girlfriend." But he's not thrilled when she goes out with someone else. Courtney Peldon. Jason: Jarrad Paul. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Al selects Tim to direct his how-to video. But Tim's "vision" leads to creative differences---and his firing. Harry: Blake Clark. Felix: Al Fann. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).