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The night before his wedding, Al expresses doubts about whether Ilene is right for him. Al: Richard Karn. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Harry: Blake Clark. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

A blowup between Harry and his son keys Jill and Tim into a bigger question of sensitivity and discipline with their boys. Harry: Blake Clark. Dennis: David DeLuise. Delores: Shirley Prestia. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

Brad has an accident on his first night out with his driver's license---but it's more serious than what he tells his parents. Members of racing's Unser family (Al Sr., Al Jr. and Al Richard) have cameos. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Patty: Tammy Lauren. (Repeat).

Tim is scheduled to drive a steamroller on "Tool Time" and break a Bob Vila record---and he refuses to let his separated shoulder interfere. Gary: Derek Montgomery. Dr. Knell: Marcelo Tubert. Lt. Cmdr. Gray: Rick Cramer. (Repeat).

Eve posts Mike's video blog on her social-media page and her classmates balk at his views, but she stands by her dad. Meanwhile, the Baxters land in hot water when a local cop patrols the area. (Repeat).

Boyd acts restless at school, prompting his teacher to recommend ADHD medication for him. Elsewhere, Mandy turns a new leaf regarding schoolwork and devotes a significant amount of time to studying. (Repeat).

Boyd's school may undergo a name change following Boyd's eye-opening report on its namesake. Elsewhere, Mandy turns to Blanca for assistance with a class project. (Repeat).

Roses arrive anonymously at the Baxter home on Valentine's Day, and there are several suspects. However, Mike is not among them, because he gifts Vanessa with a Taser. (Repeat).

Jackie tests Kelso's relationship capabilities; the boys' prank on a rival school backfires; Bob and Midge don't invite Red and Kitty to their party. Tiffany: Keri Lynn Pratt. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Midge: Tanya Roberts. (Repeat).

Valerie Harper plays Kitty's sister, whose new success sparks sibling envy; Eric tries to impress Donna with a move from an adult film. Teenage Kitty: Ashley Peldon. Teenage Paula: Kala Savage. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Kitty recruits Eric, Red, Kelso and Hyde to help at her church fund-raiser, but they're more interested in helping themselves. Glen: John Ratzenberger. Caroline: Allison Munn. Iris: Suzanne Spoke. Pastor Dave: Kevin McDonald. Ed: Don Perry. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

Donna poses as Fez's girlfriend to cement his breakup with Caroline; a pool is formed as to when Jackie and Kelso will have a fight; Bob claims the Formans' garage is on his property. Caroline: Allison Munn. Bob: Don Stark. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. (Repeat).

The Conners struggle to accept a Cheesehead in their midst when Becky brings her new boyfriend, a devout Christian and a Green Bay Packers fan, home to watch the Bears-Packers game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to impress upon Mark the importance of the family's die-hard loyalty to the Bears. Ben and Darlene try to get a loan for their new magazine. (Repeat).

Becky thinks that Jackie's new friend Dawn, a restaurant supplier, is only cozying up to her to sell them things they can't afford for the Lunch Box. Darlene is thrilled when Harris gets into Central Illinois State, but Harris might have found a better offer on her own. When Dan finds himself in an embarrassing situation nursing an injury, Louise tries to help him out. (Repeat).

When a blizzard prevents the Burns family from visiting the grandparents' house for Christmas, Adam and Andi scramble to avoid an epic holiday disaster. (Repeat).

Adam helps his daughter through a momentous occasion. Also: Andi takes Emme and Teddy to the zoo, but gets stuck in traffic on the way. (Repeat).

Financial problems abound as Sean unwisely gives Eddie a loan without telling Claudia; and Lily needs money to remove a tattoo of her ex-boyfriend's name after Brad discovers it. Tamara: Angel Boris. (Repeat).

To punish Lily for coming home drunk, Sean tells Eddie to sell her car, and Claudia makes her sign a contract to call for a ride whenever she drinks. Jeff: Brian Palermo. (Repeat).

Like Galileo, Brian is in trouble for a discovery ahead of its time: an ALF-assisted model of the solar system---with 11 planets. Mrs. Factor: Marcia Wallace. Willie: Max Wright. Consumer Ed: Garry Goodrow. (Repeat).

Willie and ALF try to get rid of a Melmacian roach that not only is impervious to insecticide but grows larger when sprayed. Anne Schedeen. Exterminator: Doug Warhit. Trevor: John La Motta. Lynn: Andrea Elson. (Repeat).

Poorly placed chorus singers, animal impressions, and clumsy dancers fill the countdown. (Repeat).

Wild bears are fed; a family encounters a monkey attack; and dolphins are impersonated. (Repeat).

In this show, actors pull funny pranks on unsuspecting people, which get recorded by a hidden camera. (Repeat).

Segments include "Board Silly"; "Pinot-no"; and "Inflatable Car Pool." (Repeat).

From executive producer Adam Sandler comes this outrageously funny farce about the antics of a 35-year-old video-game tester (Allen Covert) who is forced to move in with his grandmother and her oversexed and overmedicated roommates. Linda Cardellini, Peter Dante, Shirley Jones, Shirley Knight. Directed by Nicholaus Goossen. (Repeat).

Parental pride in Gracie's spelling-bee prowess starts to fade in light of continuous competitions, and the distances to them. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Jim spots his missing prized baseball card in the coffin of his newly deceased pal. Bonnie: Jane Morris. Beltzman: Mark Beltzman. Tony: Tony Braunagel. John: John Rubano. Jim: Jim Belushi. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Paisley-Williams. (Repeat).

Mike wants Boyd to walk home from school on his own, but Ryan's hesitant to allow this. Meanwhile, Ed and Kyle host a meeting for folks preparing for doomsday; and Eve and Mandy try to keep Vanessa in the dark about something. (Repeat).

Vanessa wants a woman to be elected president, and she tries to get Eve to support this idea. Meanwhile, Ed reveals to Mike that he hasn't been in touch with his daughter for years, prompting Mike and Mandy search for common ground. (Repeat).

Mike thinks Boyd should attend private school after his public school suspends him. Meanwhile, Kristin and Kyle search the restaurant for a loose raccoon; and Mandy proves to be photo shy when Eve wants to take pictures of her for a class assignment. (Repeat).

Mike gets a classic car as a birthday present from his family, but he doesn't get much alone time with his car because its former owner keeps stopping by. Meanwhile, Mandy thinks it's unfair when Vanessa gives Eve permission to go to a music festival. (Repeat).

Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will. Also, Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie. (Repeat).

When Abishola puts her foot down, Dele rebels against her for the very first time. (Repeat).

Adam gets tickets to a Steelers game and debates who he should take: his wife or his brother. (Repeat).

Adam makes a hasty decision that angers his wife when he grows tired of his daughter's kindergarten teacher. (Repeat).

To prove a point, Cheryl doesn't talk to Jim for three days, and both find it valuable. Sally: Rosalind Chao. (Repeat).

Jim makes Dana's life hell after he learns she's having erotic dreams about him. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Cheryl encourages Jim to have lunch with his old college girlfriend (Linda Hamilton), who proposes they do business together. But Cheryl imagines that it's monkey business. (Repeat).

Ryan and Jim and their wives compete against each other to earn the mythical title of top couple in the eyes of the guys' visiting mother-in-law. Maggie: Kathleen Noone. (Repeat).

The boys don't share Jill's desire for quality time together during the family's annual weekend at a hardware expo, which is also enhanced by Tim's "Tool Time" remotes. Lou: Paul Parducci. Clerk: Eric Saiet. Kevin: Adam Hendershott. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill protests the inequality between Brad and his girlfriend, who's doing his laundry and cleaning his room. Angela: Kristin Clayton. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jill's father passes away the day after she fibs that she's ill in order to postpone his visit. And the lie lingers when she arrives back home for the funeral. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Linda: Carlene Watkins. Tracy: Maryedith Burrell. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

A visit from original---and beloved---"Tool Time" girl Lisa (Pamela Lee) has Heidi feeling threatened; Randy and Lauren go on a date. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Chuck's dog gets pregnant by the Baxters' canine, and Chuck is displeased about his purebred German shepherd delivering a litter of mutts. Meanwhile, Mandy hits a parked car, and Eve feels compelled to leave a note. (Repeat).

Eve gets a new beau and is reluctant to talk about him until Vanessa prods her to share details. However, her sisters grow alarmed when they discover that Eve and her boyfriend will be participating in the same Junior ROTC overnight-camping trip. (Repeat).

Mandy decides to quit college and start a career in fashion design, but Mike's opposed to her abandoning her education. The situation then gets even more complicated thanks to Grandpa Bud's input. (Repeat).

Eve wants a new math teacher because hers has a reputation for being tough, and she needs straight A's. However, Mike worries that she's opting for an easy way out of a challenging situation. (Repeat).

Eric reads Donna's journal and discovers her wish that he be more "dangerous"; Red and his pastor bond over the Packers; Jackie fears Kelso wants to break up. Pastor Dave: Kevin McDonald. Leo: Tommy Chong. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. (Repeat).

Donna gets the gang tickets for Ted Nugent (who has a cameo); Red and Kitty try to recall how they met; Kelso commits to a week of romantic magic for Jackie. Max: Howard Hesseman. Young Kitty: Ashley Peldon. Young Red: Corey Landis. Marine: Dave Power. Janitor: Leslie David Baker. (Repeat).

The boys run afoul of border guards ("SCTV" alums Dave Thomas and Joe Flaherty) on their beer run to Canada; Jackie's accepted at a modeling agency; Red acquires a Betamax. Michelle: Ileen Getz. Leo: Tommy Chong. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. (Repeat).

Eric gives a promise ring to Donna, who balks at what the promise means. Monty Hall has a cameo, showing Donna doors to different futures. Leo: Tommy Chong. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

Mark is watching the results of the primary for a school report with Harris who is apathetic to the electoral process. The rest of the Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote, including their working-class perspective that you may have to vote for a candidate you don't love but one that will "screw you the least." (Repeat).

Dan avoids coping with a death in the family, only to be confronted by it head-on. Meanwhile, Ben and Darlene address Ben's baby fever and have "the talk." Also, the Lunch Box is officially open for business, and Dwight gets the jitters when he has to fill in for the chef. (Repeat).

Jealousy impacts Adam after he discovers Andi has a close male friend at work. (Repeat).

A rivalry resurfaces between Andi and Marcy, forcing Adam and Don to take sides. (Repeat).

Sean attempts to have a father-son talk with Jimmy, who's going through puberty. Elsewhere, Brad accidentally sees Claudia naked, which bothers Lily. (Repeat).

Claudia guilts Sean into watching the kids (and missing a concert) so that she can meet with her study group, but he later finds out that she ended up at a party with Lily. Also: Eddie hires a bodyguard (Danny Trejo). Johnny Rotten: Tom Ayers. (Repeat).

The Tanners agree to fly with the Ochmoneks to a resort, and en route they discover a furry stowaway. Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Trevor: John La Motta. Loman: Archie Hahn III. Raquel: Liz Sheridan. (Repeat).

ALF pleads for a second chance after being banished for conduct unbecoming an alien. Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Trevor: John La Motta. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Featuring a hard hat zone, a police force "protecting and serving" and being on the wrong side of a milkshake-making machine. (Repeat).

World class klutzes, remarkable pets and wild animals, and outrageous flying machines are shown. (Repeat).

Segments include "Joe Spaghetti"; "Nice Gnawing You"; and "Old Habits Slide Hard." (Repeat).

Segments include "Just Chute Me"; "That's Nacho Cheese"; and "When Fishes Sneeze." (Repeat).

Two misfit teens unearth a frozen Cro-Magnon man. They enroll him at their high school and his antics turn heads as he adapts to 20th century America. (Repeat).

Cheryl and Jim separately conclude they don't want another child, but neither can admit it, so they go to new lengths to avoid having sex. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Andy adds insult to injury when he dates the woman who beat Jim in a hot-dog-eating contest. Yoki: Suzy Nakamura. Host: Doug Cameron. Paramedic: Matthew Jones. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Vanessa and Carol prank their husbands after the men skip out on giving out Halloween candy in favor of watching football. Elsewhere, Kyle dons an Ed costume because he considers Ed his hero, but Ed has an unexpected reaction to this. (Repeat).

Kristin wants Mike to treat her like an employee and not like a daughter regarding their restaurant business, but Mike struggles with this. Elsewhere, Mandy and Kyle try to reignite the flame between Ed and his ex-girlfriend. (Repeat).

Eve's annoying pal wants to move in with the Baxters, but Mike would prefer her to bunk with the Larabees. Meanwhile, Kristin hires Mandy to design new uniforms for her restaurant employees, but she can't get on board with Mandy's creative process. (Repeat).

A downsized Thanksgiving is celebrated by the Baxters because Kristin and Mandy can't be there. Meanwhile, Eve's decision to skip a beloved tradition saddens Vanessa; and Kristin learns that Mandy's not being honest about her Thanksgiving plans. (Repeat).

Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, while Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits. (Repeat).

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval. Also, Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding. (Repeat).

Adam cleans out the garage at Don's request, but panics when he can't find a keepsake and thinks he accidentally donated it. (Repeat).

Adam plans a Thanksgiving feast for the school, but Andi struggles to let him take the lead. (Repeat).

Cheryl and Jim join other parents to preview a sex-education video for Ruby's class. But it has one big flaw: child actor Jim. Mrs. Miller: Kari Coleman. Jeffrey: Paul Greenburg. Ben: Barry Williams. (Repeat).

During the renewal of their wedding vows, Jim has an aural fixation with Cheryl's decision to let the girls get their ears pierced against his wishes. Minister: Loudon Wainwright. Vance: Max Lesser. (Repeat).

Jim and Cheryl try to beat each other to the "Ponch" when they argue whether they've ever met Erik Estrada (who appears as himself). Ryan: Mitch Rouse. (Repeat).

On his birthday, Jim sticks to his guns when he asserts Cheryl's presents are meant to make him something he's not. Kyle: Conner Rayburn. (Repeat).

At their vacation site in northern Michigan, Tim informs the family that he wants to move there permanently. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Jenny: Veronica Lauren. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Diane: Ashley Peldon. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Journalist Randy takes a hard line with Tim's boss in an interview about Binford's poor pollution record. Bud: Charlie Robinson. Ronny: Kaylan Romero. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim starts converting the attic into an office for Jill, who changes her mind after a required stint in therapy. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Doug: George Del Hoyo. Breen: Jack Blessing. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim gives Al moral support at a singles bar, where the assistant tells a pair of women that he's the star of "Tool Time." Kathy: Kari Coleman. Donna: Liz Vassey. Al: Richard Karn. Richard: John Lykes. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After Bud is attacked while unloading a truck at his recreational-marijuana shop, Mike reluctantly must admit that his father is getting old and tries to come up with suggestions on how Bud can better protect himself. Later, Vanessa has a discussion with the girls about how they may need to take care of her and Mike when they reach a certain age. (Repeat).

Vanessa's freeloading sister visits, and true to form, she's looking for a donation to her nest egg, since she's decided to have a child and needs money for a donor egg. Meanwhile at work, Mike pulls a prank on Chuck Larabee. (Repeat).

In the third-season finale, Boyd enters a mutton-busting competition at a rodeo. Elsewhere, Eve and her boyfriend don't see eye-to-eye on her prom attire. (Repeat).

In the fourth-season opener, Eve becomes the first female kicker on her school's football team, which elates Mike and worries Vanessa. Meanwhile, Eve is unsure of how to read Justin's reaction regarding her role on the team. (Repeat).

An angel (Wayne Knight) shows Eric the repercussions of his wish that he and Donna had never kissed. Rhonda: Cynthia Lamontagne. Pam: Jennifer Lyons. Jake: Timmy Deters. Cop: Tommy Hinkley. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. Hyde: Danny Masterson. (Repeat).

Lovelorn Eric resists all efforts to cheer him up, including his friends' trip to an amusement park and Red's awkward attempts to relate. Woofy: Tom Kenny. Young Red: Corey Landis. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Eric: Topher Grace. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

Having cable TV gives Donna the early lead as she and Eric compete for their friends' loyalty; Kitty beams at Red's new friendship with Pastor Dave (Kevin McDonald). Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Hoping to curb Hyde's cynicism about romance, Eric and Fez throw a party to find him a girlfriend. Also, Kelso tries to win a van in a "hands on" contest. Daniel: French Stewart. Melissa: Regan Gomez-Preston. Katie: Courtney Peldon. Max: Howard Hesseman. Big Rhonda: Cynthia Lamontagne. (Repeat).

Dan is still upset over the fact that his father paid for his half-brother's college education; Jackie gets invited into a married couple's relationship. (Repeat).

Harris is the boss of Darlene after her mom, desperate for money, gets a job at Price Warehouse. Jackie decides to take her "thrupple" relationship with Ron and Janelle to the next level. Everyone makes fun of Ben's appearance after he shaves his beard in an attempt to appear more clean-cut to potential advertisers for the magazine. (Repeat).

The dreaded "talk" awaits for Teddy and Kate, but Adam and Andi take an awkward approach that only makes things worse. (Repeat).

Don feels left out after Adam hangs out with Lowell at Andi's request. Elsewhere: Mrs. Rodriguez reveals that she had a dream about Adam. (Repeat).

Lily runs into her ex-boyfriend, Dean (Mike Vogel), and Brad gets the impression that she still has feelings for him. Elsewhere, Eddie performs at a comedic open-mike night at the Red Boot, but Sean can't stand his act. Ashley: Jessica Stier. Colleen: Tiffany DuPont. (Repeat).

Claudia misses an exam after Sean forgets to give her the professor's message that the test was moved. Elsewhere, Jimmy racks up a huge phone bill by calling a sex line; and Lily spends hours talking long-distance to Brad, who is vacationing in Florida. Wayne: Brandon Michael de Paul. Professor Gendler: David A. Kimball. (Repeat).

ALF dreams of becoming a "Gilligan's Island" castaway. Dawn Wells (Mary Ann), Russell Johnson (The Professor), Bob Denver (Gilligan) and Alan Hale (Skipper) appear. Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Mrs. Ochmonek catches a glimpse of ALF but begins to doubt her own sanity when no one will believe her. Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Trevor: John LaMotta. Lenny Scott: Raye Birk. (Repeat).

Tongues sticking to a frozen pole, some ice skating fails, and an epic snow battle are caught on video. (Repeat).

A dog doing house chores, some clumsy siblings, and lots of crazy canines make the countdown. (Repeat).

Featuring the best kid pranks. (Repeat).

Featuring the best cop pranks. (Repeat).

Rob Schneider is hilarious in this comedy about Marvin Mange, an aspiring cop who undergoes "transspecies" surgery after a car accident. When he recovers, Mange has the physical prowess of a beast and must work feverishly to control his animal instincts if he is to win the heart of a perky environmental activist (Colleen Haskell). John C. McGinley, Edward Asner, Adam Sandler. (Repeat).

Cheryl's party is a flop, so Jim and Andy take Dana out for a rollicking bachelorette party. If only they could remember where they left her. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Countney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Cheryl helps Dana deter Ryan from auto-racing camp, only to have him join Jim for skydiving. The gals think they can stop that too, by going along. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Instructor: Robert Belushi. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

A new hockey coach is needed for Boyd's team, and Mike surprisingly suggests that Ryan take the job. Elsewhere, Vanessa is puzzled about Eve's failing grade in chemistry. (Repeat).

Christmas stress mounts for Vanessa, so Mike tries to help her by delegating her many holiday tasks to members of the family. (Repeat).

College alumni races are being held, and Mike and Vanessa compete to get Eve on their teams. Elsewhere, Ed hires his girlfriend to be a hostess at the restaurant, and Kristin predicts this will cause problems. (Repeat).

Mike tries to cheer up Eve by showing her career options at Outdoor Man, but car mechanic Joe winds up being an unexpected influence on her. Elsewhere, Kristin fears that she and Mandy no longer share common interests. (Repeat).

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son." (Repeat).

When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills." Also, with Abishola extra busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence. (Repeat).

The kids damage a wall, but won't admit who's responsible, so Adam and Andi investigate. (Repeat).

When a blizzard prevents the Burns family from visiting the grandparents' house for Christmas, Adam and Andi scramble to avoid an epic holiday disaster. (Repeat).

Cheryl's under the impression that she's going to a lingerie party, but what she winds up buying is unmentionable to Jim. Bernice: Laurel Green. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. (Repeat).

In his ongoing feud with a neighbor (Julie Newmar), Jim is far from the cat's meow when she accuses him of stealing her dog. Directed by Kimberly Williams-Paisley, who plays Cheryl's sister, Dana. (Repeat).

Jim's up a family tree when he meets the father (Joseph Bologna) who abandoned him as a child. Directed by Jim Belushi. Heather: Caitlin Dulany. Justin: Austin Majors. (Repeat).

When Jim's big mouth brings a neighbor to tears at a backyard party, he makes a vow to be more tactful in the future. Fay: Jill Holden. Bob: H. Richard Greene. Monique: Francoise Gralewski. (Repeat).

Tim turns into a trainer after hearing of a potential soccer scholarship for Brad, who develops an all-star ego. Bodybuilder Cory Everson has a cameo. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Greg: Kyle Howard. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mark and pal Ronny make a horror movie starring the Taylors. But Jill and Tim wonder if the nature of the film signals a problem in Mark. Ronny: Kaylan Romero. Mark: Taran Smith. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Wilson's niece (China Kantner) visits for his birthday, and accepts his invitation to stay a while, but comes to feel smothered by his attention. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Sparky: Pat Cronin. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jill is flattered when a man (who likes opera!) flirts with her, but she's alarmed by his assumption that she and Tim are siblings. Ian: Tom Wopat. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Ryan disapproves of the violent movies and video games Mike is exposing Boyd to. Elsewhere, Vanessa seeks fashion help from Mandy. (Repeat).

Mike and Ed's friendship is tested by Ed's controlling girlfriend, who wants Ed to replace Mike as the face of Outdoor Man. Elsewhere, Eve feels the pressure of constantly being referred to as the "female" kicker on her football team. (Repeat).

Boyd fears leaving the house after a scary highway incident involving a close call with a sinkhole, and Mike and Ryan disagree about how to deal with Boyd's feelings of panic. (Repeat).

A vote concerning a proposed school merger leads to a debate between Mike and Chuck. Meanwhile, Boyd dresses as a lump of coal for Halloween, which makes Vanessa feel guilty about her job as a geologist. (Repeat).

After her mom leaves her dad, Donna turns to Eric for comfort, but he interprets it as much more; Fez goes looking for an older woman. Bob: Don Stark. Joyce: Laura Wernette. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

Kitty decides to redo the basement, with Leo's cousin Theo (Richard Karn) as the contractor; Fez takes ballet classes to meet girls. Leo: Tommy Chong. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Both parties go to great lengths to assure that "it's not a date" when Donna accompanies Eric to the Pricemart Ball; Leo hires Fez at the Fotohut. Joanne: Mo Gaffney. Connie: Aimee Nelson. Leo: Tommy Chong. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

Eric's doubly depressed: Red picks Kelso to star in his company training film about Eric's job; and Donna and Kitty are new fast friends. Leo: Tommy Chong. Eric: Topher Grace. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Harris is unemployed while Becky struggles to find childcare that is affordable. Jackie thinks that Becky should reach out to Emilio's family for support. (Repeat).

Bev realizes that she likes to use her finances to spread happiness. She decides to fund Mark's tuition to a coding camp. (Repeat).

Kate babysits the kids so Adam and Andi can go out on Valentine's Day. Also: Don forgets to make plans with Marcy and tries to steal Adam's. (Repeat).

Kate has her first date, igniting Adam's protective ways. Also: Don searches for an anniversary gift for Marcy and asks Lowell to help. (Repeat).

Eddie is kicked out of the house and forbidden to return after Sean and Claudia discover that he filmed an adult movie in their home while they were away. Also: a girl at school has a crush on Jimmy and shows her affection by beating him up. Courtney: Danielle Savre. (Repeat).

Sean and Claudia's plan to have the house to themselves for professional massages is ruined when Brad and Lily return home early from a school dance. Meanwhile, Henry and Jimmy are constantly fighting. Rick: Jamie Kaler. Denise: Helen Eigenberg. Robyn: Rachel Style. (Repeat).

ALF, upset by a lie his parents told him, becomes the hairiest monk in history in order to "contemplate life's vicissitudes." Brother Ed: John M. Miranda. Willie: Max Wright. Monk: Bob Bendetson. Lynn: Andrea Elson. (Repeat).

The Tanners become a ratings family and ALF rigs the system so that his favorite show, "Polka Jamboree," hits No. 1. Max Wright, John La Motta. Brandon Tartikoff: David Leisure. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Family road trips; crazy theme park rides; and more. (Repeat).

Kids showing off their stuff; a look on planes and glides from higher perspective; and a wedding party going south. (Repeat).

Featuring the best car pranks. (Repeat).

Featuring the best animal pranks. (Repeat).

Three pals answer the call of the wild in this raucous, fish-out-of-water comedy. (Repeat).

It's Cheryl and Jim's anniversary, and one of them forgot, which prompts a show full of flashbacks. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Jim injures the reverend for Dana's wedding, but manages to find a substitute. There's just one problem: He isn't licensed. Maggie: Kathleen Noone. Rev. Stevens: Anthony Heald. Rev. Hill: Michael McCarthy. Kenny: Ted Michaels. Paramedic: Rick Hall. (Repeat).

Kyle gets an engagement ring fitted as a favor to Ed, but Mike spies Kyle with the ring and misconstrues things, making the assumption that Kyle's planning on proposing to Mandy. (Repeat).

Mike persuades Kristin and Ryan to become homeowners, but then Ryan backs out of the plan. Meanwhile, Kyle sticks up for Eve when Mandy tries to ban Eve from the basement. (Repeat).

Eve and Cammy start a band, but their music isn't good, so Mike tries to break up the group. Elsewhere, Mandy and Kyle take on the task of babysitting Boyd. (Repeat).

Mike covets his deceased neighbor's miniature tank collection, but it's already been sold by the man's widow. Elsewhere, Kristin and Ed are alarmed when their restaurant receives a bad online review from someone mysterious. (Repeat).

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to the dismay of Bob, Douglas and Christina. (Repeat).

Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her. (Repeat).

Adam helps his daughter through a momentous occasion. Also: Andi takes Emme and Teddy to the zoo, but gets stuck in traffic on the way. (Repeat).

Jealousy impacts Adam after he discovers Andi has a close male friend at work. (Repeat).

Jim's traditional Green Man getup for St. Patrick's Day has Cheryl seeing red when she worries about a spot on the church committee. Rev. Shelton: Edmund L. Shaff. Directed by Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

A jealous and lonely Jim makes all the wrong moves when he believes Andy's found a new best friend. (Repeat).

Ryan is thrilled when Dana's pregnant, but Jim counsels him on how the hormonal changes will affect her behavior. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. (Repeat).

An invitation to Dana's coed baby shower brings a flood of criticism from Jim about the meaning of masculinity on a TV talk show, but Cheryl thinks he's all wet. (Repeat).

Randy's work at a hospice reinforces his questioning of values, and spawns a decision to stop attending church. Father Mike: Dan Aykroyd. Elaine: Eileen Heckart. Becky: Lauren Tuerk. Willow: China Kantner. (Repeat).

The Taylors spend Thanksgiving at the Silverdome, where Tim's untimely tinkering causes a problem for all in attendance. Irv: Alex Rocco. Ted: Tom Poston. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim bonds with a few students when he teaches auto mechanics at a community college, but it's not the fountain of youth he's idealized. Brett: Josh Blake. Grant: Steve Monroe. Billy: Ronreaco Lee. Felix: Al Fann. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

Jill is unnerved when her recently widowed mother asks to invite over a male friend for Christmas. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Parker: George Coe. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mike gives Mandy tips about her online clothing company by suggesting she set aside money for taxes, but she has a different plan: She opens a pop-up store at her grandfather's marijuana shop. (Repeat).

A vaccination debate erupts between Kristin and Ryan, and Mike gets in the middle of it. Elsewhere, Mandy doesn't believe Kyle let Eve win in a shooting-gallery game. (Repeat).

Kyle has an accident on his motorcycle, which leads Mandy to worry about his safety and Ed to fret about a potential spike in health-insurance rate. Meanwhile, Ed makes an unexpected announcement; and Eve gets to play in a football game. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck search for rare incandescent lightbulbs after Vanessa gives away Mike's last ones. Meanwhile, Mandy reveals her plans to move into an apartment, but she leaves out an important piece of information. (Repeat).

Donna denies her short story is really about herself and Eric---who's cast in a bad light; Red clashes with Bob's new lady friend (Mo Gaffney). Bob: Don Stark. Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

Red wants lovelorn Eric to date a new Pricemart cashier (Erika Christensen), but she likes a different Forman; Jackie and Donna give Big Rhonda (Cynthia Lamontagne) a makeover for her first date with Fez (Wilmer Valderrama). Red: Kurtwood Smith. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

Eric's cousin Penny (Brittany Daniel) has grown since her last visit, making an impression on both the girls and the boys, including (gulp) Eric (Topher Grace). Donna: Laura Prepon. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Hyde's girlfriend (Anne Stedman) spoils "guys' night out" for Eric; Pastor Dave resigns, and credits Red; Donna finds Joanne staying over; Jackie gets jealous when Big Rhonda is "in the loop." Joanne: Mo Gaffney. Dave: Kevin McDonald. Rhonda: Cynthia Lamontagne. Bob: Don Stark. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Hyde: Danny Masterson. (Repeat).

Dan is ready to share his feelings with Louise, but it might already be too late. Darlene realizes that she wants a baby. (Repeat).

Dan and Louise take their relationship to the next level and come to appreciate the complexities of aging. Meanwhile, Darlene spends the night in jail and hands off parenting duties to Ben. Mark and a friend work on a class experiment that leaves them both with hickeys, and Becky contemplates marrying Emilio (Repeat).

Adam's parents visit and deliver surprising plans for their future living arrangement. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi are shocked when they finally meet Lowell's wife. (Repeat).

When Brad and Lily sign a school-sponsored abstinence oath, Sean takes a sudden interest in religion in order to add more guilt to Brad's fragile conscience. Elsewhere, Eddie learns that he was born left-handed and is angry at Walt for forcing him to grow up using his right hand. (Repeat).

Brad's father, who has been telling his wife that he's taking tennis lessons, is forced to confess that he's actually having an affair after he loses badly to Sean in a tennis match. Elsewhere, Claudia takes away Jimmy's security blanket. (Repeat).

ALF crashes the Tanners' Halloween bash, held to win Willie a job promotion. Burke: Richard Roat. Lizard: Geoffrey Blake. Felicia: Melanie Noble. Billings: Lewis Arquette. Bernice: Linda Hoy. (Repeat).

After Lynn gets dumped by a date, ALF tries to boost her self-esteem by entering her in a beauty contest. Miss Bartley: Suzanne Hunt. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Bob Vila challenges Tim to a lawnmower race, which Tim figures to win---with a jet engine. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Jill suggests having another child; and Mark's brothers tease him after learning that Jill would have preferred if he'd been a girl. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al hits it off with an orthodontist (Sherry Hursey), a match made by Jill. Isiah Thomas has a cameo. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

A hurt Tim grounds Randy after hearing him make cutting comments about Tim's buffoonish behavior on TV. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim finds his new neighbor (Robert Picardo) obnoxious, but Jill bonds with the man's wife (Mariangela Pino). Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl HIndman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Jill and Al get teary-eyed when they hear Tim's boss died, but Tim can't seem to feel anything. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. (Repeat).

Jill and friends invent an obsessed fan to scare Tim on Halloween. Marie: Mariangela Pino. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

A dinner in her honor features a giant picture of Jill---a blowup of her driver's license photo. Marie: Marieangela Pino. Joe: Robert Picardo. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Kyle's first day of kindergarten becomes his first Cubs game instead, thanks to Jim. Ms. Crawford: Tammy Townsend. Hart: Michael Krepack. Marge: Meredith Cross. Adult Kyle: Robert Belushi. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Ryan's never-ending romantic gestures to Dana make Jim look bad by comparison. So he steals Ryan's idea---and his materials. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Mike builds a shed for Vanessa in the yard after she takes over too much space in the house. Elsewhere, Kyle must deal with disappointment when Kristin is named Employee of the Month at Outdoor Man. (Repeat).

Mike meets with an ex-girlfriend who's a now famous rock climber and asks her to sell her line of gear at Outdoor Man, but he doesn't like the stipulation she attaches to their deal. Elsewhere, Mandy helps Kristin and Ryan part with their old belongings. (Repeat).

Vanessa thinks that getting a tattoo will help her relate better to her three daughters. Meanwhile, Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons. (Repeat).

Kyle fears meeting a minister for premarriage counseling, but it's Mike's marriage that needs help after he and Vanessa have a huge disagreement. Elsewhere, Ryan assists Eve with a debate assignment she finds challenging. (Repeat).

Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele. Also, Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors. (Repeat).

Abishola is thrilled when Bob gets back to work and goes on an impromptu road trip with Goodwin. (Repeat).

A rivalry resurfaces between Andi and Marcy, forcing Adam and Don to take sides. (Repeat).

The dreaded "talk" awaits for Teddy and Kate, but Adam and Andi take an awkward approach that only makes things worse. (Repeat).

Jim tries to make a man out of 6-year-old Kyle by teaching him how to fight back against the school bully. (Repeat).

Jim and Cheryl's plans to mark their 15th anniversary in Indiana are undone by Dana's labor pains and an impending natural disaster. (Repeat).

Jim feels like a guinea pig in a test of humanity when the family pet needs a costly operation, and he's the one holding the purse strings. (Repeat).

Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even. (Repeat).

Brad's new girlfriend is a 20-year-old college junior (Maggie Lawson). Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim makes Al sign a lease for a rental property, then hesitates to accept his responsibility for repairs. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's baby-sitting time with his niece sparks a desire to have a daughter; which also manifests itself on "Tool Time." Gracie: Kristen Hooper. Marty: William O'Leary. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After Tim tumbles onto a stash of pot in the back yard, he and Jill stake out the scene to see which of their sons will grab it. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Life-changing news lands in the Conner household when a member of the family makes an announcement that no one saw coming. Meanwhile, Dan is suspicious that Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking. Darlene continues her job search, and Jackie offers English lessons to a Casa Bonita busboy in need. (Repeat).

With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job. (Repeat).