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In the Season 2 premiere, Andi hires a pretty, young babysitter to watch the kids, and gets jealous when her daughter, Kate, goes to her instead for advice. Also, Sophia tells Adam she has the hots for him. (Repeat).

When Adam discovers that the pastor he hired for their wedding was a phony and he and Andi aren't really married, he scrambles to find a way to fix it before she finds out. (Repeat).

When Claudia's dad, Tony (Stephen Root), comes to town to have an operation, everyone is sympathetic except for Sean, who discovers that Tony is having cosmetic surgery. Meanwhile, Jimmy decides to move to the attic because he's tired of sharing a room with Henry. (Repeat).

Claudia tries to help Sean lower his blood pressure by handling the family's stressful situations on her own. But the day's hectic events prove too much for her to bear when the car gets impounded and Jimmy gets suspended from school for inadvertently causing a fire. Dr. Perry: Peter James Smith. (Repeat).

ALF is upstaged by a lovable dog that followed Brian home, so he gives the pooch away to a crotchety woman. Ethel: Anne Ramsey. Hannah: Nicole Dubuc. Vince: Logan Ramsey. Trevor: John La Motta. (Repeat).

Willie's attempts to teach Brian pacifism backfire as a neighborhood bully goads Tanner into going a few rounds. Mr. Duncan: Martin Doyle. Raquel: Liz Sheridan. Trevor: John La Motta. Lynn: Andrea Elson. (Repeat).

Funny baby talk; kids learning about the birds and the bees; and the presentation of "The Brother of the Year Award." (Repeat).

Featuring roof sledding fiascos; ski-less skiers; and speed skating catastrophes. (Repeat).

Featuring the best shopping pranks. (Repeat).

Featuring the best sports pranks. (Repeat).

The pet detective travels to Africa to locate a rare bat that is sacred to rival tribals. (Repeat).

During the renewal of their wedding vows, Jim has an aural fixation with Cheryl's decision to let the girls get their ears pierced against his wishes. Minister: Loudon Wainwright. Vance: Max Lesser. (Repeat).

Jim and Cheryl try to beat each other to the "Ponch" when they argue whether they've ever met Erik Estrada (who appears as himself). Ryan: Mitch Rouse. (Repeat).

Eve doesn't get invited to an anniversary party for Rob's parents, and Mike and Vanessa give Eve conflicting advice on how to deal with this. Elsewhere, Kristin and Ryan think an escape-room challenge is too perplexing for Mandy and Kyle. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa think it's time for Mandy and Kyle to move out, but then Mike has second thoughts after Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mom. Meanwhile, Eve tells Ryan that Boyd is making up stories about his dad's real job. (Repeat).

Season 6 finale: Mandy job shadows Mike and causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe, but her conflict-resolution skills differ from Mike's. Meanwhile, Kristen and Eve invite Vanessa to their kickboxing class so she can blow off some steam. (Repeat).

Picking up a year after the sixth season finale, Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's visit home from the Air Force Academy. Meanwhile Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement. (Repeat).

Abishola must draw the line when Bob's ex-wife, Lorraine, tries to maneuver her way back into Bob's life. Also, Goodwin is concerned when Christina sets her romantic sights on Kofo. (Repeat).

After Bob and Abishola land in Lagos, they rush to rescue Dele from his dad's place and are a bit surprised at what they find once reunited. Also, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde explore their old stomping grounds and realize things have changed since their last visit to Nigeria. (Repeat).

In the season finale, Adam and Andi toy with having another baby when Don and Marcy's newborn grandson comes for a visit. (Repeat).

In the Season 2 premiere, Andi hires a pretty, young babysitter to watch the kids, and gets jealous when her daughter, Kate, goes to her instead for advice. Also, Sophia tells Adam she has the hots for him. (Repeat).

The kids demand most of Cheryl's attention during her visit, and when she and Jim plot a romantic rendezvous in the airport lounge, their plans never get off the ground. (Repeat).

With Cheryl still in Florida, Jim decides to give their baby clothes and furniture to charity, but he has to scramble to get it all back when Cheryl calls to say she's pregnant. (Repeat).

Pregnant Cheryl needs bed rest, leaving Jim in charge of Gracie's doll-themed birthday party. But when he finds out Gracie only agreed to the theme to please Cheryl, a tea party turns into a tempest, complete with a squirt-gun battle. Mrs. Whitney: Beth Grant. (Repeat).

Jim takes advantage of Cheryl's recent memory lapses to build a testosterone-fueled den in the basement instead of his promised playroom for the kids. (Repeat).

Neither her dad nor her Uncle Tim can resist Claire (Lindsey Trefger) when she throws a tantrum to get her way. Marty: William O'Leary. Ed: Dom Irrera. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

A "Tool Time" salute to used cars helps Brad pick out his first vehicle, which is promptly stolen and stripped. Thelma: Kathryn Joosten. George: Mike Grief. Carl: Brent Hinkley. Al: Richard Karn. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Budding author Tim imagines appearing with Oprah Winfrey, Leeza Gibbons and Jay Leno as he procrastinates starting his book, for which the advance has already been spent. Nobu: Gedde Watanabe. Kenny: Thomas Bankowski. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Brad blames Tim for an accident that hurt his knee, and possibly his soccer future; Penn and Teller appear on "Tool Time." Doctor: Robert Neches. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Mike thinks Boyd should attend private school after his public school suspends him. Meanwhile, Kristin and Kyle search the restaurant for a loose raccoon; and Mandy proves to be photo shy when Eve wants to take pictures of her for a class assignment. (Repeat).

Mike gets a classic car as a birthday present from his family, but he doesn't get much alone time with his car because its former owner keeps stopping by. Meanwhile, Mandy thinks it's unfair when Vanessa gives Eve permission to go to a music festival. (Repeat).

Vanessa and Carol prank their husbands after the men skip out on giving out Halloween candy in favor of watching football. Elsewhere, Kyle dons an Ed costume because he considers Ed his hero, but Ed has an unexpected reaction to this. (Repeat).

Kristin wants Mike to treat her like an employee and not like a daughter regarding their restaurant business, but Mike struggles with this. Elsewhere, Mandy and Kyle try to reignite the flame between Ed and his ex-girlfriend. (Repeat).

Bob punishes Donna by sending her to Catholic school, which Eric opposes---until he sees her in uniform; Jackie is caught with her new beau. Bob: Don Stark. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Red's joy is substantially less than Kitty's when she announces she's pregnant; Hyde tries to tell Kelso about himself and Jackie. Part 1 of two. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Hyde: Danny Masterson. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Betty White and Tom Poston play Kitty's parents, who hear the news of their daughter's pregnancy; Eric and Donna counsel Kelso about Jackie and Hyde. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

Donna's gift to Eric has beautiful sentiment, but no visual appeal; Kitty's mood swings strain Red; Fez applies at the DMV. Nina: Joanna Canton. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. (Repeat).

Harris brings home her new friend, Josh, leaving the family questioning his intentions. Meanwhile, Becky and Ben's attempt to build a closet stirs up family drama. (Repeat).

Darlene earns a promotion at Wellman Plastics, while Ben decides on a new career path. Meanwhile, Jackie tries an herbal tea leading to an emotional revelation. (Repeat).

When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too. (Repeat).

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend, Tyler, is a pothead, he decides to confront Tyler but doesn't get the support he expects from Andi. Also, Don tells Lowell there are office "rules" he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making it up and threatens to bring in Adam to confirm the policies. (Repeat).

Lily wants Brad to quit his job after she meets his obnoxious manager (Adam Brody), but then she changes her tune when she learns Brad is working to save money for a car. Elsewhere, Sean and Eddie hire Walt to work at the bar, but later regret their decision when he becomes too bossy; and Claudia tries to bond with Jimmy. Hope: Kristin Dattilo. (Repeat).

Brad's girlfriend from summer space camp (Mila Kunis) pays him a visit, much to the surprise of Lily, who assumed she didn't exist. Elsewhere, Hope gets mad at Claudia for revealing a secret to Sean; and Jimmy tries to track down a mystery admirer who wrote a message in his yearbook. Hope: Kristin Dattilo. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. (Repeat).

Willie's promotion means the Tanners have to move, but ALF scares away prospective buyers for the house. Alexander: Joe Colligan. Mary: Nancy Linari. Howard: Robert Beuth. Sid: H. Raymond Huff. (Repeat).

ALF becomes possessed by a devilish ventriloquist's dummy. Larry Dykstra: Bill Daily. Delivery Man: Fred Gross. Willie: Max Wright. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Jill is afraid to tell her father (M. Emmet Walsh) that the book he's written is---well, boring. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Tim changes Brad and Randy's rooming arrangements---without consulting Jill. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim and Al lead house-building teams on a Habitat for Humanity project and receive personal thanks from former President Jimmy Carter. Also appearing: Evander Holyfield, and the NFL's John Elway, Eric Hipple and Kelvin Pritchett. (Repeat).

Tim and Al host a cooking show; Randy gets romantic counsel. Irma: Angela Paton. Beth: Anndi McAfee. Ashley: Leigh Ann Orsi. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

When Tim is charming in front of Jill's friends, Jill wonders why she seldom sees that side of Tim herself. Felix: Al Fann. Linda: Alice Carter. Eve: Amy Steel. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Budget cuts affect "Tool Time" 's fifth-anniversary show. Michael Andretti and Johnny Rutherford have cameos. Davidson: Joel Polis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's tool expertise is challenged by a construction boss (Victoria Principal). Pete: Mickey Jones. Little Pete: Drake Bell. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim's panting over a computer image of a surgically altered Jill lands him in the doghouse. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

On his birthday, Jim sticks to his guns when he asserts Cheryl's presents are meant to make him something he's not. Kyle: Conner Rayburn. (Repeat).

Cheryl's under the impression that she's going to a lingerie party, but what she winds up buying is unmentionable to Jim. Bernice: Laurel Green. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. (Repeat).

Having avoided any sort of emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive. Meanwhile, Kristin proposes a new business venture, and Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job. (Repeat).

Facing a corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future. Meanwhile, Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby (Repeat).

On Halloween night, Mike and Chuck work late to set up a security system at Outdoor Man and find the perfect target to prank when Joe arrives at the store. Meanwhile Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance. (Repeat).

Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, and Mike must work overtime to impress her father. Meanwhile, Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over. (Repeat).

Abishola turns to Kemi and Gloria when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a factory space. (Repeat).

Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory. Also, Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria. (Repeat).

When Adam discovers that the pastor he hired for their wedding was a phony and he and Andi aren't really married, he scrambles to find a way to fix it before she finds out. (Repeat).

When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too. (Repeat).

Jim decides to use a gift certificate he gave to Andy after he realizes it's about to expire, but has to think fast when Andy also remembers---and asks Jim out to dinner. (Repeat).

When his children's arguing gets out of control, Jim decrees a tribunal system to sort out their differences. But after Jim and Andy have a dispute, the kids subject the adults to the same arena of justice. Dylan and Cole Sprouse ("The Suite Life of Zack & Cody") guest star. (Repeat).

Andy fears his relationship with his girlfriend, Emily, may be in jeopardy when Jim offers to take her daughters to a concert with Ruby and Gracie. (Repeat).

Andy is convinced that Emily is going to dump him on their six-week anniversary, since all his other girlfriends left after that duration, but Dana has a plan to boost his self-esteem. (Repeat).

Tim asks Mark to create a video to accompany the unveiling of his hot rod on "Tool Time." But the video leaves something to be desired. Eddie: Tom La Grua. Mark: Taran Smith. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Sparky: Patrick Cronin. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's new mechanic happens to be a beautiful blonde (Jenny McCarthy), who delays him for his anniversary dinner with Jill. Ty: Ty Alan Hillman. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Physical irregularities remind Jill to see her gynecologist, who finds she has a fibroid tumor. Doctor: Joel Higgins. Dolph: Roland Kickinger. Orderly: Stephanie Fudge. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Jill's mother helps welcome her home after her hysterectomy---and helps Tim understand what Jill is going through. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Doctor: Joel Higgins. Volunteer: Jeanette Miller. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Dan questions Peter's motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Elsewhere, Mark and Mary write up their Christmas wish lists, while Darlene receives advice from an unlikely source. (Repeat).

When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend. (Repeat).

A spoiled rich woman stiffs a carpenter, who is the first one to find her when she has amnesia; he gets revenge by conning her into thinking she's his wife and the mother of his four kids. (Repeat).

Robert Harling adapted and expanded his stage hit, a character study set in small-town Louisiana that celebrates friendship among a group of strong-willed women who discuss their lives—especially the shortcomings of their men—at Truvy's beauty salon. Julia Roberts earned her first Oscar nomination as Best Supporting Actress for her portrayal of stubborn Shelby. Harling costars as the minister. (Re

A misfit, picked-on teen's life turns around when he discovers he's descendant from a line of werewolves. By unleashing his inner beast, he becomes a basketball star, and works up the courage to try and win his dream girl away from her unpleasant boyfriend. (Repeat).

A space-shuttle crew appears on "Tool Time"; Randy lies on a computer bulletin board for singles. Molly: Joanna Daniels. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim challenges Bob Vila to a hot-rod race, but the car isn't ready yet. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. (Repeat).

Tim wears the dunce cap when he fails to support Jill (Patricia Richardson) in her desire to return to school after she's laid off. Marie: Mariangela Pino. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

A "Tool Time" special puts Tim in the cab of a hydraulic crane---and a steel beam on Jill's car. Eddie: Tom La Grua. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

A friend's heart attack sparks worry in Tim, who changes the menu for his 40th-birthday feast. Harry: Blake Clark. Felix: Al Fann. Benny: Jim Labriola. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mark's been inattentive in school, and he's incommunicado with his parents about why. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's brother (William O'Leary) pays a visit and reveals that he's thinking of leaving his wife and kids. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim's forced to turn down an investment opportunity in Harry's Hardware, so Al invests instead. But Ilene (Sherry Hursey) thinks Al's investing too much time. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

In his ongoing feud with a neighbor (Julie Newmar), Jim is far from the cat's meow when she accuses him of stealing her dog. Directed by Kimberly Williams-Paisley, who plays Cheryl's sister, Dana. (Repeat).

Jim's up a family tree when he meets the father (Joseph Bologna) who abandoned him as a child. Directed by Jim Belushi. Heather: Caitlin Dulany. Justin: Austin Majors. (Repeat).

Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted. (Repeat).

Mandy nearly gives up on her dream of becoming a fashion designer when she is faced with rejection, sending her into a spiral. Vanessa is then forced to look back at her own career path, which stirs up regrets. Mike then steps in to help the women in his family realize their dreams. (Repeat).

Kyle's first day in Outdoor Man HR is more than he bargained for when Chuck and Joe file a complaint against Mike. Meanwhile, Ryan finds himself in the doghouse when he, Kristen and Boyd take care of a neighbor's puppy. (Repeat).

Mike finds getting Ed a special Christmas present is easier said than done. Meanwhile, Eve returns to visit and Vanessa helps the family realize the importance of their long-standing holiday family traditions. (Repeat).

When Carol learns that Tom never talked to Nathan about "the birds and the bees," she insists on gathering the family together and having the talk now. (Repeat).

Nathan and Ray help Carol find a date through an Internet dating site. They become so excited by her potential suitor that they pretend to be Carol and correspond with him. (Repeat).

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend, Tyler, is a pothead, he decides to confront Tyler but doesn't get the support he expects from Andi. Also, Don tells Lowell there are office "rules" he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making it up and threatens to bring in Adam to confirm the policies. (Repeat).

When Adam needs to hire a new project manager, Andi accuses Adam of unconscious bias after he only interviews men for the job. Also, Andi helps Kate fight for a spot on the boys' soccer team at school. (Repeat).

Although pregnancy has confined Cheryl to her bed, she still wants to have her normal game night. But Dana suspects there will be the usual foul play. (Repeat).

Jim is anxious for Cheryl's bed rest to be over so she can help with the household chores again, but he hears conflicting stories about how long her inactivity should last. (Repeat).

In the seventh-season finale, Jim gets a visit from the Devil (James Lipton), who intends to collect on a promise Jim made years before in order to make Cheryl fall in love with him. (Repeat).

In the eighth-season premiere, the older kids give in to Jim's request to do the household chores after he blames them for losing one of the twin's blankets. (Repeat).

Deeming Wilson's proposed backyard greenhouse an eyesore, Tim launches an offensive to deter the project. Jenny: Andreana Weiner. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Mark: Taran Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim overrides Jill's veto of his plan to buy Harry's Hardware; then he watches as business drops. Jeff: Thom Sharp. Marty: William O'Leary. Harry: Blake Clark. Dolores: Shirley Prestia. Eddie: Tom La Grua. Cobb: Pat Asanti. (Repeat).

Jill's professor (Peter Michael Goetz) witnesses her insulting remarks about him after Mark records them for his student film. Gregory: Kyle Sabihy. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Jill and Tim clash over Brad's decision to play on his bad knee in hopes of wowing a college recruiter (Fred Sanders). Meanwhile, Binford strips Tim's set of contraband tools. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Hennessy: Steve Vinovich. (Repeat).

Al hits it off with an orthodontist (Sherry Hursey), a match made by Jill. Isiah Thomas has a cameo. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

A hurt Tim grounds Randy after hearing him make cutting comments about Tim's buffoonish behavior on TV. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).