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When Adam discovers that the pastor he hired for their wedding was a phony and he and Andi aren't really married, he scrambles to find a way to fix it before she finds out. (Repeat).

When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too. (Repeat).

Sean tries to teach Henry and Jimmy a lesson in charity by inviting a homeless man (Dave Sheridan) to dinner, but his efforts backfire when the guy won't leave. Meanwhile, Claudia decides to take the SATs with Lily and Brad. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. (Repeat).

A photographer (Dave Foley) asks Claudia to model for him, but Sean is sure that the man is simply hitting on her. Elsewhere, Jimmy's friend Bobby schemes to get his pal closer to his crush; and Lily hates her yearbook picture. Bobby: Bobby Borriello. Faye: Karri Bowman. (Repeat).

The Tanners become a ratings family and ALF rigs the system so that his favorite show, "Polka Jamboree," hits No. 1. Max Wright, John La Motta. Brandon Tartikoff: David Leisure. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

ALF crashes the Tanners' Halloween bash, held to win Willie a job promotion. Burke: Richard Roat. Lizard: Geoffrey Blake. Felicia: Melanie Noble. Billings: Lewis Arquette. Bernice: Linda Hoy. (Repeat).

Funny baby talk; kids learning about the birds and the bees; and the presentation of "The Brother of the Year Award." (Repeat).

Mom is shown love, cooking gets messy, and ceiling fan mishaps are featured. (Repeat).

Cuckoo Clock, Nose for Wine, Melon Daycare. (Repeat).

Jack in the Box, Crate & Chaos, Talking Turkey. (Repeat).

In this raucous comedy, a lovable loser (David Spade) crisscrosses the country in search of the parents who abandoned him as a child. En route, he wins over a smug deejay (Dennis Miller) with his tragic life story. Spade and Fred Wolf co-wrote the script. Brittany Daniel, Christopher Walken, Kid Rock, Jaime Pressly, Adam Beach. (Repeat).

Cheryl wants to play Cupid for Jim's cop buddy (Dan Aykroyd), but Andy gets in the way. Part 1 of two. Officer Elkin: Laraine Newman. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Dana and Andy reveal how they helped keep Jim and Cheryl together on the night they met. Off. Elkin: Laraine Newman. Danny: Dan Aykroyd. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Season 6 finale: Mandy job shadows Mike and causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe, but her conflict-resolution skills differ from Mike's. Meanwhile, Kristen and Eve invite Vanessa to their kickboxing class so she can blow off some steam. (Repeat).

Picking up a year after the sixth season finale, Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's visit home from the Air Force Academy. Meanwhile Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement. (Repeat).

Having avoided any sort of emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive. Meanwhile, Kristin proposes a new business venture, and Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job. (Repeat).

Facing a corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future. Meanwhile, Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby (Repeat).

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure when the successful MaxDot television commercial generates more business than they can handle. Also, Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home. (Repeat).

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to the dismay of Bob, Douglas and Christina. (Repeat).

Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, but is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list. Also, Don and Adam give out bonuses at work and everyone tries to figure out how to spend them. (Repeat).

Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay. (Repeat).

In the eighth-season premiere, the older kids give in to Jim's request to do the household chores after he blames them for losing one of the twin's blankets. (Repeat).

Jim is overwhelmed by Cheryl's requests and suggestions when her sister and closest friend, Dana, moves away, so he sets out to find his wife a replacement. (Repeat).

Jim persuades Andy to pop the question to his girlfriend before it's too late, but Jim has second thoughts when he sees her in public with another man. (Repeat).

When Jim's band wins a contest, they get to be the backing group for a young pop singer, but the girl's off-putting, diva attitude brings out the father-knows-best side of Jim. (Repeat).

The Taylors' Christmas is buoyed by a visit from Randy, who feels lost amid the changes since he left. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Jeff: Thom Sharp. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Marty: William O'Leary. (Repeat).

Neither her dad nor her Uncle Tim can resist Claire (Lindsey Trefger) when she throws a tantrum to get her way. Marty: William O'Leary. Ed: Dom Irrera. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

A "Tool Time" salute to used cars helps Brad pick out his first vehicle, which is promptly stolen and stripped. Thelma: Kathryn Joosten. George: Mike Grief. Carl: Brent Hinkley. Al: Richard Karn. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Budding author Tim imagines appearing with Oprah Winfrey, Leeza Gibbons and Jay Leno as he procrastinates starting his book, for which the advance has already been spent. Nobu: Gedde Watanabe. Kenny: Thomas Bankowski. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Eve gets suspended for calling a classmate a bad name, and Mike is shocked the school classifies this as bullying. Elsewhere, Ryan finds employment, and then he purchases a motorcycle, which disappoints Kristin. (Repeat).

Mike informs Outdoor Man's longtime architect that he may lose his job to a youthful, pretty replacement. Meanwhile, Vanessa gets a promotion at work, but she worries that it was based on beauty and not merit. (Repeat).

The Baxters' hiring of a new housekeeper brings with it questions of immigration, which ultimately lead Ed to check the green-card status of employees at Outdoor Man. Meanwhile, Kristin comes up with a clever moneymaking plan. (Repeat).

Patriotic Mike hangs his prize U.S. flag in the yard, inspiring 14-year-old Eve to contemplate enlisting in a Junior ROTC program, which doesn't quite fly with her mother. Later, an encounter with a female soldier at a VFW leaves a mark on the aspiring young servicemember. (Repeat).

Eric lies after accidentally running over Donna's cat; Laurie sets Kelso up for a fall; Fez sees "Fez's Angels" while under anesthesia to have his appendix removed. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Donna: Laura Prepon. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

Kelso tries to win Jackie back with a song; Kitty drags the family to see elderly Aunt Pearl; Donna thinks Eric takes her for granted. Pearl: Connie Sawyer. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Donna: Laura Prepon. (Repeat).

Fez finally has a date with Jackie, but not the same Jackie he's coveted; Eric and Laurie have a war of embarrassing secrets; and Kitty reveals her secret about Red's mother's necklace. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. (Repeat).

Kitty is devastated after the police catch Donna and Eric having sex in the Vista Cruiser. Foxy Lady: Jamie Anderson. Hot to Trot: J. Robin Miller. Carmen: Natalia Cigliuti. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision leads to hostility among the three. Meanwhile, Dan bans Odessa from the house, causing a rift with Harris; and Mark makes extensive Thanksgiving plans that may inevitably fall apart. (Repeat).

Chaos ensues when Dan finally gets the entire family together for Thanksgiving dinner. Mixed feelings about the Lunch Box continue to build tension in the house, and Harris makes an unexpected move. Guest starring is Eliza Bennett as Odessa. (Repeat).

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend, Tyler, is a pothead, he decides to confront Tyler but doesn't get the support he expects from Andi. Also, Don tells Lowell there are office "rules" he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making it up and threatens to bring in Adam to confirm the policies. (Repeat).

When Adam needs to hire a new project manager, Andi accuses Adam of unconscious bias after he only interviews men for the job. Also, Andi helps Kate fight for a spot on the boys' soccer team at school. (Repeat).

The Red Boot Pub is burglarized and Eddie's sudden extravagances attract the attention of Claudia and Sean. Also: Lily flirts with a hunk at the mall; and Jimmy and Lorna spend some quality couch time together. Louise: Lee Garlington. Reggie: Steve Larson. Lorna: Jamie Renee Smith. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Sean and Claudia invite the O'Keefes over for dinner for the sake of Brad and Lily's budding romance. Meanwhile, Eddie has Henry and Jimmy doing menial chores as punishment for stealing his coin collection. (Repeat).

After Lynn gets dumped by a date, ALF tries to boost her self-esteem by entering her in a beauty contest. Miss Bartley: Suzanne Hunt. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

ALF's attack of the "dreaded Melmacian hiccups" threatens to ruin the wedding of Dorothy and Whizzer (Anne Meara, Paul Dooley). Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Julie: Melanie Manos. Minister: Terry Wills. (Repeat).

Tim takes offense when Jill doesn't like the romantic match of her sister and Tim's brother (Tudi Roche, Thom Sharp) Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Brad wants to skip college and play pro soccer in England. Downing-Chubb: Simon Templeman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al is uncomfortable with the expensive gift he receives from his girlfriend for their one-month anniversary. Trudy: Megan Cavanaugh. Al: Richard Karn. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

When Wilson disappears, Tim suspects the woman he advised Wilson to dump---who claims to be a witch. Roberts: Richard Riehle. MacIntire: David Starzyk. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Jill's new therapy patient confides an affair with a married man---Heidi's husband. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Wendy: Hillary Danner. Scott: Mark Dobies. Marcy: Channing Chase. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim wants to buy and restore his first car, which he finds at a junkyard. Meanwhile, Mark films Brad's video résumé for college. Larry: Dennis Burkley. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Mark: Taran Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

To capitalize on his popularity, Al hires a manager---who gets him an acting role with Morgan Fairchild. Roy: Bobby Slayton. Erica: Courtnee Draper. Director: Ron Fassler. Al: Richard Karn. Mark: Taran Smith. (Repeat).

Tim offers to house his separated brother (William O'Leary) and his two kids (Ashley and Lindsey Trefger) without discussing it with Jill and the boys first. Benny: Jim Labriola. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

Jim's idea for a flatulent doll gets support from Andy, who builds a prototype, and Dana, who finds investors. But Cheryl is slow to join the team. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

With Cheryl ailing, Jim insists he can host Ruby's birthday party, unaware it's to be an overnight affair. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

On Halloween night, Mike and Chuck work late to set up a security system at Outdoor Man and find the perfect target to prank when Joe arrives at the store. Meanwhile Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance. (Repeat).

Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, and Mike must work overtime to impress her father. Meanwhile, Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over. (Repeat).

Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted. (Repeat).

Mandy nearly gives up on her dream of becoming a fashion designer when she is faced with rejection, sending her into a spiral. Vanessa is then forced to look back at her own career path, which stirs up regrets. Mike then steps in to help the women in his family realize their dreams. (Repeat).

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law. (Repeat).

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance to medical school in Baltimore. Bob battles his subconscious. (Repeat).

When Adam accidentally invites Andi on the annual guys' trip, he tries to un-invite her, which only makes matters worse. (Repeat).

Adam recruits Marcy to put Andi's snooty sister, Kelly, in her place when she comes for a visit (Repeat).

Faced with the difficult task of buying Christmas presents for five kids, Jim tries to earn extra money by getting the twins cast in a film starring Steve Guttenberg (who plays himself), though the idea of the kids becoming movie stars is a flop with Cheryl. (Repeat).

A guys' weekend in the woods for Jim and Andy turns sour when the latter's fiancée calls off their engagement. It then turns shocking when they discover her ex-husband at the same cabin. (Repeat).

While trying a new restaurant with Andy, Jim gets the wrong idea when he thinks the owner (Constance Marie), an old girlfriend, is still carrying a torch for him. (Repeat).

Jim takes a sudden interest in yoga when Cheryl raves about her male instructor, but their tranquility is interrupted after they discover each other's real interests. (Repeat).

Brad blames Tim for an accident that hurt his knee, and possibly his soccer future; Penn and Teller appear on "Tool Time." Doctor: Robert Neches. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim asks Mark to create a video to accompany the unveiling of his hot rod on "Tool Time." But the video leaves something to be desired. Eddie: Tom La Grua. Mark: Taran Smith. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Sparky: Patrick Cronin. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's new mechanic happens to be a beautiful blonde (Jenny McCarthy), who delays him for his anniversary dinner with Jill. Ty: Ty Alan Hillman. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Physical irregularities remind Jill to see her gynecologist, who finds she has a fibroid tumor. Doctor: Joel Higgins. Dolph: Roland Kickinger. Orderly: Stephanie Fudge. (Repeat).