2024-06-25
Fear gets the best of Barney when a couple of produce farmers who are illegally making sales refuse to obey his order to pack up. Matt: Orville Sherman. Neal: Allan Melvin. Wally: Norman Leavitt. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
The mayor refuses to let Mayberry's out-of-tune band enter the state competition, so Andy enlists help from professional musicians. Floyd: Howard McNear. Burly: Thom Carney. Freddy: Joseph Sirola. Fleet: Joseph Sirola. Phil: William Eben. (Repeat).
Floyd's pen-pal sweetheart (Doris Dowling) is coming for a visit, but she thinks he's a wealthy businessman. Floyd: Howard McNear. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Opie's jealous when Andy starts dating Peggy (Joanna Moore), the new county nurse, so he tries to break them up. This marks Peggy's first appearance. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
A radio psychologist (Mary Kay Adams) wants to interview Debra for a book on the American family, but finds the rest of the quirky Barones more interesting. Football's Desmond Howard has a cameo. (Repeat).
A flashback shows how Ray and Debra (Patricia Heaton) wound up living across the street from his parents (Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle). Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
Ray (Ray Romano) goes on TV for the first time, and he's anything but an unqualified success, according to his loved ones. Roy Firestone and James Worthy appear as themselves. (Repeat).
When Ally (Madylin Sweeten) develops a stubborn streak, Debra convinces Ray to attend parenting class, where they learn a behavioral technique that works on both the child and her grandparents. (Repeat).
Ray (Ray Romano) takes his depressed brother (Brad Garrett) for a night out, during which---surprise!---they bond. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ally's piano lessons with Marie (Doris Roberts) strike a note of regret in former player Ray, who signs up for a refresher course. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Ray is feeling aces when a doctor prescribes more time on the links as a means of alleviating stress. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Kevin: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie try to weasel money out of Arthur so they can indulge themselves after he wins $2500 playing bingo, but he has other ideas on how to spend the loot. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie baby-sit Deacon and Kelly's two kids, so the Heffernans think it's only fair that the Palmers look after Arthur once in a while, but their friends don't agree. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Omari Lyles. Major: Desmond Roberts. Rob: Eddie Pepitone. (Repeat).
Doug gets nervous when Carrie befriends one of his former girlfriends (Janeane Garofalo), whom he treated shabbily. But in time Carrie learns what Doug already knows---the woman is annoying and needy. Also: Spence is asked out by a guy and he accepts the date. Brett: Scott Atkinson. Salesperson: Trish Simmons. (Repeat).
Carrie becomes furious with Doug after he is hospitalized to remove his appendix and begins talking about other women while medicated. To ease the situation, she writes a list of acceptable fantasies---and women---for Doug to dream about. Also: Arthur runs the senior center for a week to help out a friend. Garcia: Angelo Pagan. Tina: Steffiana De La Cruz. Josephine: Norma Michaels. Steve: Steve Pa
Arthur tries to unload the extra cemetery plot next to his own by persuading Spence's mom (Anne Meara) to buy it; Doug is assigned a new delivery route and is freaked out by a man at one of his daily stops who always answers the door wearing nothing but a towel around his waist; Carrie becomes a dog walker to earn extra cash. George: Gerry Black. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Kim: Melissa Chan. Evelyn:
Doug is furious with Carrie when she accepts a job offer from a guy he claims slandered him in junior high school by spreading a rumor that Doug licked a trash can; Arthur asserts that Larry King got him kicked out of school when they were younger and now Arthur wants revenge. Sean: Jon Favreau. Melvin: Dwayne Macopson. Major: Damani Roberts. (Repeat).
George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose. Beth: Debra Messing. Tim: Bryan Cranston. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial. Valerie: Lauren Graham. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair. Mary Anne: Rena Sofer. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker. Lanette: Amanda Peet. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie prove to be unwelcome guests wherever they go due to their testy relationship. (Repeat).
Christy puts blame squarely on Bonnie when Roscoe announces that he wants to go live with his father in the Season 2 finale. (Repeat).
Bonnie's estranged biological mother (Ellen Burstyn) arrives, prompting Bonnie and Christy to clash over the notion of forgiveness. The Season 3 opener. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie try to help a teen addict (Emily Osment). (Repeat).
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Goober buys Wally's gas station, but then starts worrying about all of the problems that come with ownership. George: Bo Hopkins. Cyrus: George Cisar. Fred: David Ketchum. Harry: James McCallion. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee becomes the hostess of a local TV cooking show and discovers that it conflicts with her family life. The episode was written by James L. Brooks two-and-a-half years before he created Mary Tyler Moore's hit sitcom. Brooks also went on to win two Oscars for writing and directing the film "Terms of Endearment." This is the first of two episodes he wrote for this series. Phillips: Don Keefer.
Emmett's wife and overbearing brother-in-law (Dub Taylor) conspire to turn Mayberry's fix-it man into an insurance salesman. James L. Brooks ("Mary Tyler Moore"; "Taxi"; "Terms of Endearment"; "Broadcast News"; "As Good As It Gets") wrote the episode. This is the second of two in a row he wrote for the series. Martha: Mary Lansing. Emmett: Paul Hartman. Howard: Jack Dodson. Goober: George Lindsey.
Opie gets a job at the drugstore to earn money for a new guitar, but then he breaks an expensive bottle of perfume while the owner is away. Crawford: Robert F. Simon. Mrs. Briggs: Diane Deininger. Arnold: Sheldon Collins. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Hawkeye, B.J., Frank, Potter and Radar are stranded in unfamiliar territory when their bus breaks down on the way back from a medical conference. Korean Soldier: Soon-Teck Oh. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Frank: Larry Linville. (Repeat).
Surprises are in store for Potter on his 27th anniversary, but Radar saves the best gift for last. Cho: Richard Lee Sung. Dan: Buck Young. Potter: Harry Morgan. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Frank: Larry Linville. Directed by Alan Alda. (Repeat).
M*A*S*H personnel open their hearts and tents to Korean orphans; Frank shows Margaret his Purple Heart, which eventually goes to someone who really deserves it. Meg Cratty: Ann Doran. Sung Lee: Haunani Minn. Boy: Mitchell Sakamoto. Frank: Larry Linville. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Alan Alda's direction was nominated for an Emmy. (Repeat).
Ben registers at the local hotel in a futile attempt to get a good night's rest. Mrs. Jenkins: Jean Willes. Lucy: Abigail Shelton. Larry: Jay Ripley. Potts: Eddie Firestone. Wilfred: Robert Ridgley. Sheriff: Ray Teal. (Repeat).
A chase down Oregon's Rogue River. First of two parts. Matt: James Arness. Pierre: Jack Elam. Paulette: Miriam Colon. Charlie: Slim Pickens. Hanna: Patti Cohoon. (Repeat).
Conclusion of a two-part adventure on Oregon's Rogue River. Matt: James Arness. Pierre: Jack Elam. Paulette: Miriam Colon. Charlie: Slim Pickens. Hanna: Patti Cohoon. Tuttle: Clay O'Brien. (Repeat).
Richard Kiley as a faith healer asked to cure a terminally ill boy. Lydia: Linda Marsh. Matt: James Arness. Dorcas: Helen Kleeb. (Repeat).
William Windom as a pawn in a gunman's revenge plan. Musgrove: Ramon Bieri. Doc: Milburn Stone. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Gideon: Tim O'Connor. Fiona: Mariette Hartley. Newly: Buck Taylor. (Repeat).
Barney and Floyd are held hostage by three escaped women convicts in a cabin outside of town. Big Maude: Reta Shaw. Naomi: Jean Carson. Sally: Jane Dulo. Barney: Don Knotts. Floyd: Howard McNear. O'Malley: Willis Bouchey. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee drops hints to Andy that she wants a frilly bed jacket for a birthday present, but he doesn't pick up on them until it's too late. Mayor: Parley Baer. Hardware Clerk: Dabbs Greer. Clara: Hope Summers. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).