2024-07-03
Doug is upset when a restaurant names a sandwich after Deacon that Doug insists he created; and Carrie gets jealous when Holly announces that she's engaged and moving to Manhattan. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Cathy: Dahlia Salem. Roger: James Lancaster. (Repeat).
Doug goes to a sexy hairdresser, which makes Carrie jealous; Spence invites Lou Ferrigno to a sci-fi convention, but ditches him after Adam West agrees to go. Lisa: Nikki Tyler-Flynn. Lori: Jenna Gering. (Repeat).
Doug surprises Carrie by taking her away for a weekend at a rustic bed-and-breakfast run by an eccentric older couple. Unfortunately, the place is a little too rustic for Carrie. Back at home, Arthur entertains a lady friend, who thinks Arthur wants her to move in with him. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie try to get Deacon and Kelly to buy the house next door to them, but a couple with eight kids move in instead. Elsewhere, Danny and Spence become rivals when they try to woo an Albanian beauty. (Repeat).
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty (Tawny Kitaen) whose brain is a beaut. Earl: Roy Brocksmith. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George (Jason Alexander), who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else. Steve: Michael Chiklis. Ava: Teri Austin. (Repeat).
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend. Sid: Jay Brooks. Lydia: Janet Zarish. Owen: Edward Penn. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic (David Naughton) go off the wagon. Evie: Bridget Sienna. Lippman: Richard Fancy. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Christy attempts to help a sightly newcomer to AA, but the situation becomes complicated when she's drawn to him. Elsewhere, Bonnie sets out to attend a lavish charity gala with Jill. Joe Manganiello guest stars. (Repeat).
Marjorie announces she's getting married, so Christy and Bonnie set out to make her wedding a perfect day. Rhea Perlman guest stars. (Repeat).
Christy, Jill and Wendy are drawn into a sticky situation when they're enlisted to help Bonnie smuggle an illegal substance across the Canadian border. (Repeat).
Bonnie's life upends when she has a health scare, as Christy tries to lend support. (Repeat).
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A mobile museum becomes the target of thieves during the town's Founder's Day celebration, which includes a visit from the governor (J. Edward McKinley). John: Justin Smith. Bosworth: Byron Foulger. Chase: Vaughn Taylor. Stella: Sally Mansfield. Jack: Robert Karnes. Driver: Douglas McCairn. Warren: Jack Burns. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Opie and friend Tommy (Michael Petit) trick Goober into believing that his dog can talk when they place a small walkie-talkie under the dog's collar. Goober: George Lindsey. Opie: Ronny Howard. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee takes a part-time job as a receptionist for a print shop, not knowing that the place is a front for counterfeiters. Finch: James Millhollin. Kingsley: Milton Frome. Clark: Herbie Faye. Violet Rose: Maggie Magennis. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Warren: Jack Burns. (Repeat).
Clara pleads for a new church organ and Andy gets everyone to pledge money to help buy one, but when the pledges come due no one wants to pay up. Robinson: Woodrow Chambliss. Rev. Tucker: William Keene. Jim: Bert Remsen. Rudy: Pitt Herbert. Sam: Robert B. Williams. Clara: Hope Summers. (Repeat).
A Chinese advance forces a pull-out during surgery. First of two parts. Alan Alda, Mike Farrell. Rosie: Frances Fong. Cho: Richard Lee-Sung. Buck: Barry Cahill. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Hawkeye, Margaret and Radar complete a delicate operation amid the sound of gunfire from the Chinese. Alan Alda, Loretta Swit. Radar: Gary Burghoff. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Potter: Harry Morgan. (Repeat).
Hawkeye is blinded by a heater explosion and befriends a patient (Tom Sullivan) who lost his sight in combat. Overman: Dudley Knight. Able: Judy Farrell. Bigelow: Enid Kent. Lt. Gage: Bobbie Mitchell. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. This was Sullivan's TV acting debut. At the time, Judy Farrell was married to Mike, who played B.J. Hunnicut. (Repeat).
A proud old Ponderosa wrangler, who suspects he is being eased out, turns against the Cartwrights. Beth: Audrey Totter. Ben: Lorne Greene. Joe: Michael Landon. Hoss: Dan Blocker. (Repeat).
James Whitmore plays a white-slave trader in the first of a two-part drama. Matt: James Arness. Stella: Shani Wallis. Britt: Nicholas Hammond. Cynthia: Kathleen Cody. (Repeat).
Conclusion of a story about Matt's pursuit of white-slave traders. Fitzpatrick: James Whitmore. Matt: James Arness. Stella: Shani Wallis. Britt: Nicholas Hammond. Cynthia: Kathleen Cody. Marcy: Dawn Lyn. (Repeat).
A love story for Matt, a victim of amnesia. Matt: James Arness. Mike: Michael Learned. Les Dean: Victor French. Starcourt: Keith Andes. Monte: Jonathan Lippe. Cordelius: William Schallert. (Repeat).
Ron Moody as a man willing to trade his honor for booze; Vincent Van Patten as a farm boy who cares enough to stop him. Matt: James Arness. Miller: Warren Vanders. Eaton: John Crawford. (Repeat).
It's Barney to the rescue after a landslide traps Andy and Helen in a cave. What he doesn't know, however, is that the two have already escaped. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Gomer: Jim Nabors. (Repeat).
Opie's new best friend (David A. Bailey) becomes his foe when Andy starts giving the boy some attention, which leads Andy to teach his son a lesson in sharing. Barney: Don Knotts. Johnny: Richard Keith. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee and her friends stir up support for a small farmer (Charles Lane) who is being forced to sell his land to make way for a new road. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronnie Howard. Otis: Hal Smith. (Repeat).
Barney buys a World War I motorcycle with a sidecar for patrol work---and proceeds to put everyone at risk with his dangerous new toy. The episode contains one of the show's funniest moments: Barney speeding off, leaving Andy in the unattached sidecar. Mrs. Beggs: Virginia Sale. Carl: Rodney Bell. Jase: Joe Hamilton. Driver: Ray Kellogg. Brock: Hal Landon. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. (
Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) returns to Mayberry seeking a sweetheart, and Andy tries to turn him into a gentleman. The big test: a social being attended by a bevy of single women. Of course, things don't go quite as planned. Mrs. Wiley: Doris Packer. Ramona: Jackie Joseph. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Andy and Barney are attracted to a seductive female prisoner (Susan Oliver) who tries to use her charm to help her escape. Otis: Hal Smith. Police Sergeant: James Seay. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Ray bets something is up when Frank suddenly starts hanging around and becomes Mr. Nice Guy for no apparent reason. Garvin: Len Lesser. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Sal: John Del Regno. Dominic: Monty Hoffman. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Debra learns that Ray's parents have sex only once a year, which makes Debra worry that the same fate is awaiting her and Ray if they don't do something about it. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
After Ray claims he had a close brush with death, Debra thinks it's time to make out their wills. But to whom should they leave the kids? Bernie: Tom McGowan. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. David: Gary Grossman. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Debra's bohemian sister (Ashley Crow) pays a visit after two years and arrives with some shocking news---she's now a nun and will soon be going to Africa to live. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray is pressured into hiring his whiny, nasally voiced cousin Gerard (Fred Stoller) to help him on a book project and he discovers to his horror that his family believes they are very much alike. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray tries to figure out the reason Debra is suddenly so amorous, after they make love for the third time in a week---"a Barone record." Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Andy: Andy Kindler. Nick: Mark Dobies. Nemo: Joseph V. Perry. Suzy: Susan Varon. Monique: Kimberly James. (Repeat).
After a nice Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is determined to get along with Marie by just ignoring her constant criticisms and volunteering to help Marie cook a big family meal on the following Sunday. Meanwhile, Ray is disappointed when Frank and Robert invite themselves to go with him to an auto show. Amy: Monica Horan. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Doug is thrilled when he gets sexy e-mails from a fan who heard him singing karaoke at a club, but his excitement turns to fear when the stalker becomes threatening. Doug's greatest fear, however, is that Carrie will find out about his adoring admirer. Angela: Mindy Spence. Ron: Jim Turner. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. (Repeat).
Doug invites Ray Barone (Ray Romano) to crash at his house while both of their wives are out of town and the two go clubbing. Meanwhile, Carrie goes with Arthur to visit her mother's grave in New Jersey for the first time and is shocked when she reads the tombstone. (Repeat).